When Zhou Qin walked into the dormitory building, Li Yundong turned his head and said to the little fox: "Hey, the people are gone, what are you still looking at?"

Su Chan sighed lightly, and exclaimed with joy: "The flesh and bones are well-proportioned, the eyebrows are thick and the nose is straight, the heavenly court is full, the three courts are well-proportioned, the human middle is wide and deep and long, the sideburns are soft, the waist is narrow and the hips are wide, and the spirit is complete, it is really one in a million pure yin girls, good Ding furnace, good Ding furnace!"

Li Yundong was startled, and subconsciously touched Su Chan's forehead: "What kind of nerves do you have? What are you talking about? What is a good Ding furnace?"

Su Chan retracted his gaze and said, "I'm praising her." ”

Li Yundong looked weird: "Are you praising her? Saying that people are good Ding Furnace means praising people? Hey, don't take me for a fool, I still know a little bit about what Ding Lu means, okay, I have watched Huang Yi's "Rain and Clouds", okay!"

Su Chan blinked: "You know? That's great." ”

The little fox pulled Li Yundong out of the crowd, looked left and right, his eyes showed a sly gaze, and whispered: "Yundong, you go and pursue her, such a good Ding furnace, you can't let it go!"

In the little fox's opinion, Zhou Qin, a pure yin maiden debut, the yin qi in her body belongs to the rare pure yin in the world, and the powerful and vigorous Jindan vitality in Li Yundong's body at this time is a rare pure yang in the world, as long as the two are combined, yin and yang communication will definitely benefit Li Yundong a lot.

Li Yundong doesn't look like a person who wants to take the initiative to practice at the moment, and the little fox doesn't dare to take the initiative not to admit himself, so he has to think of ways to help Li Yundong indirectly improve the Yuanyang skill in his body.

Picking yin and supplementing yang is undoubtedly a good way.

But the little fox's mistake is that she is always the thinking of a cultivator to speculate on the thinking of ordinary people.

When Li Yundong heard the little fox's words, he almost didn't hit his head to death, his face was dull, his eyes looked at Su Chan strangely, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

What does this girl mean by this? She actually encouraged me to go to Zhou Qin?

Is she testing me?

Or maybe she didn't have me in her heart at all? Otherwise, how could she encourage me to go to other women?

Li Yundong was depressed in his heart, as if he had chewed wax in his mouth, and walked back without making a sound.

Seeing Li Yundong's appearance, the little fox was a little strange, and while honestly following behind, he secretly muttered to himself: I said the wrong thing again just now? I am not wrong, this girl is a pure yin girl, and there is no good furnace in ten thousand! If this is seen by people in the double cultivation practice, it will definitely break the head!

Can't he say that he doesn't like it? No, how beautiful this girl is, doesn't the master say that men are all lustful?

The little fox was full of suspicions, and followed behind Li Yundong step by step, thinking wildly in his head.

Li Yundong was also thinking nonsense all the way, the two people were guessing each other's thoughts with the wrong lips and horses' mouths, and they were so depressed and depressed all the way!

After leaving the school gate, Li Yundong remembered, slapped his thigh, and scolded: "Damn, I've thrown away all my dishes these shitty days! What are we going to eat tonight!"

When the little fox saw that he finally spoke, his heart suddenly relaxed, as if he had gone to a 10,000-pound boulder: "Then can't you buy it again?"

Li Yundong sneered: "Do you still go to that vegetable market? Come on, I don't want to go there for the rest of my life!"

Although the little fox looks a little natural and lacks eyes because of her different way of thinking from ordinary people, she is definitely not stupid, and she realizes that the cause and effect of this thing seems to have been made by herself.

Su Chan pulled the corner of Li Yundong's clothes with a guilty face: "I'm sorry, I caused you a lot of trouble......" As she said, she raised her head, opened a pair of big eyes, and looked at Li Yundong pitifully: "You scold me." ”

No matter how angry Li Yundong is, he can't lie to such a poor beauty, he sighed secretly, don't be stupid, how can I be willing to scold you?

Li Yundong smiled: "Let's go, I won't eat at home today, I'll take you to McDonald's." ”

The little fox wondered, "McDonald's, what is McDonald's?"

Li Yundong said with a smile: "It's fast food, simple and convenient food." ”

The little fox asked, "Is that delicious?"

Li Yundong thought for a while: "It's okay, you can eat it once." ”

It is very close to the nearest McDonald's of Cheonnan University, which is only a 10-minute walk away.

Li Yundong took the little fox and walked all the way to McDonald's, it was noon, the sun was as big as a roulette wheel, and the white sun made the ground steaming hot.

The little fox followed Li Yundong closely, looking around curiously, the city's high-rise buildings and traffic were in stark contrast to the deep mountains and old forests she had cultivated before.

The little fox pulled Li Yundong along the way to ask this and that, for her, everything was new and curious, and she always had a surprised smile on her face.

This kind of smile made Li Yundong feel cool and comfortable even under the scorching sun, and the slight doubts and unhappiness before were quickly left behind.

The two walked all the way, talking and laughing, and walked to the door of McDonald's.

There is a bench at the door of this McDonald's, and on the bench sits Ronald McDonald dressed as a clown, Li Yundong and Su Chan walked to the door, and just about to open the door of McDonald's, they saw Ronald McDonald dressed as a clown screaming and jumping up from the side, and holding a whole toy of a mouse popping out of the box in his hand.

Su Chan was startled, and subconsciously punched him.

Poor Ronald McDonald fell on his head, the whole toy in his hand fell to the ground, and the rats went in and out of the box.

Li Yundong was shocked, and hurriedly went over to help, and while helping, he said, "Hey, are you okay?"

Li Yundong didn't know if he didn't help him, he only felt that the tentacles were soft, this Uncle McDonald was thin and small, and he made a ** sound: "It's so painful......"

Huh?

Li Yundong was even more unhappy in his heart, and looked up at Su Chan helplessly: "You still don't apologize?"

Su Chan's mouth bulged high: "Who let her scare me suddenly." ”

The McDonald's girl took off the fake nose she was wearing on her face, rubbed her red nose, and said sullenly, "It's okay, I'm used to it." A few more times, I don't have to wear a fake nose and pretend to be Uncle McDonald's. ”

Li Yundong laughed: "You are really good-tempered. How did this McDonald's shop hire a girl to play Ronald McDonald? On such a hot day, you can afford to wear so much outside?"

The girl's face was painted with heavy oil paint, and she smiled slightly: "Okay, I'm fine, you go in, remember to order a little more food?"

Li Yundong said with a smile: "Certainly, do you want me to buy you a copy too? After all, we are not right." ”

The girl waved her hand: "No, thank you." ”

Li Yundong saw that the girl was indeed fine, so he stood up, walked to Su Chan's side, looked at her deeply, and sighed.

Su Chan's head was lowered, like a child who had done something wrong, and looked up at Li Yundong from time to time.

She felt that she was simply too wronged, it was obviously someone else's fault, but it turned out as if it was her own fault, and she made more mistakes in the world than she had been in the mountains for ten years!

"Forget it, let's go eat. Li Yundong didn't say anything, just patted Su Chan's head.

The two of them walked into McDonald's, which was overcrowded, the little fox was pure and charming, and her classical and sexy appearance and outfit immediately attracted everyone's attention.

The men looked at Su Chan greedily, and looked at Li Yundong with an envious gaze.

Li Yundong found a place very close to the children's area, sat down, and said to the little fox, "You wait for me here." With that, he got up and walked to the counter and bought two set meals and two cones.

Li Yundong walked up to the little fox with a plate, handed her a cone, and said with a smile: "Taste the taste." ”

The little fox took the cone curiously, stretched out his bright red little tongue, licked it tentatively, and immediately smiled: "It's so sweet!"

Li Yundong said with a smile: "That is, the ice cream ingredients of McDonald's cones are shipped from abroad, and they are much tastier than KFC." ”

The little fox's little tongue kept licking the ice cream, where did he have the kung fu to care what Li Yundong said?

Li Yundong watched Su Chan's little tongue licking around the ice cream, she looked cute and cute, and she couldn't wait for people to hold her in her arms and love her.

Especially the girl's pink lips and bright red tongue are in stark contrast to the snow-white ice cream, especially Su Chan sucked the ice cream and licked it slowly, which made Li Yundong suddenly think of a coded picture very obscenely.

Li Yundong couldn't help but have a sinful smile on his face, and muttered in a low voice: "When can you lick me like this ice cream...... That's really a peony skirt to die, and it's also romantic to be a ghost!"

The little fox heard Li Yundong muttering quietly, she didn't think it was enough to lick and eat, so she opened her mouth and bit half of the ice cream cone into her mouth, and then asked vaguely while chewing, "What did you say?"

Li Yundong looked at her movements, couldn't help but feel a little pain, subconsciously pinched his legs, and then said with a righteous face: "It's okay! Eat!!"

The little fox glanced at Li Yundong strangely and muttered, "What a strange guy." ”

Li Yundong rolled his eyes in his heart: It seems that you are a little stranger!

Su Chan finished eating the cone with a big meal, only eating ice cream on his mouth, Li Yundong looked angry, and handed over a napkin funny: "Wipe it." ”

Su Chan took the napkin a little dazed, not knowing what it meant: "What?"

Li Yundong couldn't help it, picked up a napkin, stood up half a body and helped the little fox wipe the ice cream off his mouth.

Su Chan looked at Li Yundong and asked him to wipe it, giggling: "You look so stupid now!"

Li Yundong smiled: "Am I stupid? I think you are even more stupid, stupid like a little flower cat." ”

Su Chan snorted: "I'm not stupid, I'm a fox...... We're the smartest of all of us, and even my master praises me!"

The little fox almost had a quick mouth, and she leaked her mouth and told her where she came from, and after she finished speaking, she grinned secretly and stuck out her tongue.

Li Yundong smiled: "Are you smart? Okay, let me ask you, there are seven birds in the tree, and if you shoot one bird with a gun, how many birds are left in the tree?"

The little fox said a little angrily: "Such a simple question is actually used to test me, do you want to be angry with me? Of course there are six left!"

Li Yundong laughed: "Stupid stupid, there is no one left, the one that was killed fell down, and of course the others were scared away!"

The little fox was a little dumbfounded, her eyes widened, where did she think that the brain teasers made up by the idle people in this mortal world could circle people to death?

She bit her lip unwillingly: "No, no, you have another one." ”

Li Yundong thought to himself, this kind of old-fashioned joke will be despised if it is told to others, and you can only be energetic when you tell it to this stupid girl, he said: "Then let me ask you again, there are seven birds on the tree, and one bird is shot down with a gun, how many birds are left?"

The little fox was even more angry: "You have the same question twice, and it's not like this to look down on me! Of course there is no one left!"

Li Yundong laughed: "Stupid fool, there is one left!

The little fox slapped the case and said angrily: "You scoundrel, you asked at the beginning how many birds are left in the tree!"

Li Yundong said with a smile: "But what I just said is that there are still a few birds left, including the dead bird on the ground, of course!"

The little fox's eyes straightened: "Is this okay?"

Li Yundong saw that she was stupid, and laughed again: "Then do you know how this bird died?"

The little fox was suddenly furious, opened his mouth and wanted to curse, looking down on people and not bringing this, didn't you just say that you were killed with a gun?

But when she remembered the previous lesson, her anger disappeared at once, and she asked weakly, "How, how did you die?"

When Li Yundong saw her like this, he laughed out loud: "You stupid, of course you are stupid!"

The little fox was stunned, stayed for a long time, and asked with a blank face: "Obviously he was killed by a gun, why was he stupid?"

After saying this, the other guests who had been listening to Li Yundong and Su Chan with their ears pricked up on the side couldn't help but laugh one after another.

Seeing her stupid appearance, Li Yundong couldn't help but reach out and pinch her nose, and said, "Aren't you stupid birds?"

Su Chan screamed, slapped Li Yundong's hand away, and sat down angrily: "I ignore you, you bully people! You are a stupid bird!"

Li Yundong couldn't stop laughing, only laughing at Su Chan a little annoyed.

At this time, the Ronald McDonald dressed as a girl at the door also walked in, walked to the children's area and began to play with the children, the girl carried a fruit basket in her hand, and asked the thirteen children in the children's area loudly, saying, "I have eight apples here, but you have thirteen children, how should we divide them?"

This kind of activity McDonald's KFC also has, and the girl actually just wants to guide the children to learn Kong Rong Rang pear, and the rest of those who have not been distributed, naturally they will be distributed later.

But Su Chan, who has been teased by Li Yundong, couldn't help it, she couldn't accept the result that she was a stupid bird, so she wanted to prove herself.

Su Chan stood up and said loudly: "I know how to divide it!"

The girl looked at her strangely and asked very cooperatively, "How to divide it?"

Su Chan said with a smug face: "Kill five!"

After she finished speaking, there was a sudden silence in McDonald's.