Chapter 17: Guanpeng
"Yue Xiaoxin, you are a person who kills a thousand knives, I curse you for not dying well!"
"The amount is not a gentleman, the amount is not a husband, scold, as long as you can cross the back, I can still bear the little insult. ”
"Phew, you're the most shameless and hateful person I've ever met. ”
"Hey~ The difference between God and you is that God's measure can accommodate all things, as long as you pull the cart well, I will not beat you or get angry. ”
Bang Bang Bang ~
The whip waved Jiang Chen frantically 'accelerated', he wanted to kill but was tied up strongly, there was no way to take the moon and the moon, and the anger turned into motivation The moon and the moon felt the wind.
"You kill me, it's a great shame, I, Jiang Chen, am also a figure with a head and a face in the cultivation world, I didn't expect to be called by you as a cow and horse, woo woo woo~ If this spreads, I will become the laughing stock of the entire cultivation world. ”
"No, no, no, I won't kill you, I can't kill you, God is a good person and will use virtue and kindness to treat you!"
"Deshan, Yue Xiaoxin, you touch your conscience and ask, are you worthy of these two words?"
"Why don't you deserve it?"
"You are hypocritical, cunning, and good at deception, how can you be embarrassed to say that you are virtuous and that you are a good person?
"You say I'm not a good person?"
Yueluozi suddenly sat up, he has been doing what he wants these days, it seems that what he has done is far from chivalrous, he can't help but be vigilant in his heart!
Jiang Chen was puzzled, there was no sound behind him, he turned around and stared stunned.
The cunning and treacherous on the face of the moonfall boy slowly dissipated, and his treasure appearance* slowly returned to calm, and when he opened his eyes again, he had returned to the appearance of the first arrival, quietly out of the dust and unstained snow claws and mud!
He got up and jumped, and the iron sword in his hand came out of the sheath and cut off the rope in Jiang Chen's hand!
Jiang Chen was on guard: "What do you want to do?"
Moonfall shook his head: "I don't know when, my behavior has gone against the virtues I follow, is it the influence of Uncle Qing, or is it my nature, or is it influenced by them?"
The moon fell boy seemed to explain, and seemed to talk to himself, and then he said flatly: "I came to cross you, but I didn't expect to be woken up by your words, it seems that you and I are destined." ”
Jiang Chen: "Yue Xiaoxin, are you funny?"
Moon Falling Boy: "Righteousness and virtue, perfection, who knows not to suffer to the side court, even if you die, you still smell the fragrance of chivalrous bones, you have not changed your evil and returned to the right, you don't understand my behavior, I don't blame you!"
Jiang Chen: "······"
Moonfall: "From this moment on, you have to follow me to learn how to be a good person!"
Jiang Chen:"!#¥!@#@%¥%......&"
Moonfall: "Hearing your foul language, my heart will stir up a little wave, it seems that my cultivation is not enough! Of course, you are even worse." ”
Jiang Chen sneered: "Who the hell do you think you are?" Talking a bunch of disgusting things all day long, if you are really such a high realm, why don't you become a monk?"
Moonfall: "What is a monk?"
Jiang Chen: "···"
In the end, Jiang Chen was deflated, and the moonfall boy without violence made him feel more frightened than before, because he actually asked Jiang Chen to endorse it, not a martial arts cheat, but some of the most superficial Tao Te Ching!
Yueluozi smiled: "You and I both need to practice, I'll give you a day, if you don't remember well, I'll prepare a surprise for you!"
The kind smile continued to enlarge and lengthen in Jiang Chen's eyes, and finally turned into one of the most disgusting smiles in this world, treacherous, treacherous, and gloomy...
He didn't know what surprise was, but imagination was the most deadly, these days he had experienced humiliation that he had never experienced in his life, so the word surprise, in his heart, was definitely terrifying!
Jiang Chen: "What tricks do you want to play?"
Moonfall: "Everyone in the world says, 'The wicked have their own wicked grinding', I didn't know if I was a wicked person before, but now I'm a good person, don't be afraid!"
Jiang Chen was silent, he saw a ray of shadow in Yueluozai, the most hateful type of people in the world, they are hypocritical to the extreme, they reverse right and wrong, they hold the banner of eliminating demons and defending the way to eliminate dissidents, they will do whatever it takes to achieve their goals!
The side that Moonfall Boy shows now is like the side that those people show in front of all beings, and he can see the cunning and treacherous side more clearly than anyone else.
As a lesson from the past, there were two emperors who were defeated and fled miserably, and there were also latecomers, and the Ten Prison Sealing Demon Maps were all shocked by her rhetoric, and they spit out treasures and fled in displeasure.
Jiang Chen: "This person's figure has already secretly coincided with that kind of person, and it is even better!"
So for the 'surprise' Jiang Chen, he began to memorize a sentence along the way, for a person like him, he will never forget it after watching it almost once, so he didn't wait for the surprise of the moon falling this night!
The jumping flames are like red elves, and the old and the young are quietly eating game around the fire, and the prey is a bow and arrow made of simple ones by the moonset.
At this time, a faint crunching sound in the distance attracted the attention of the two, Jiang Chen and Yueluozi looked up, only to see a few dark shadows flying over the ancient trees not far away.
Jiang Chen: "Huh, is that her?"
Moonfall: "It's actually her, it seems to be a little flustered!"
Not long after the three shadows disappeared in front, a group of people came from behind, led by a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy!
The red bonfire was extremely conspicuous at night, and the young man and the three of them landed in front of Yueluozi and Jiang Chen.
The young man's face was full of rebelliousness: "What a beautiful girl, it's time to take it back to be a bed warmer!"
Yueluozi was stunned for a moment: "Your uncle, robbing the people's daughter?" sounds exciting, but the master is a man, okay." ”
Jiang Chen laughed: "Yes, yes, yes, Yue Xiaoxin is definitely a beauty when she grows up, and your vision is not bad when you are a young man." ”
The young man kicked away Jiang Chen, who was stammering, and he said in disgust: "Where did you come from? Aren't you her grandfather? Why is there such a big difference!"
Although he was kicked, Jiang Chen was still excited, and at this moment he said unequivocally: "Good vision, good vision, yes, that's right, I am her own grandfather, this unfilial granddaughter should also ask this young master to accept it." ”
Moonfall was full of black lines in his head: "Ahem! What is this, have you forgotten something important?"
The young man's face changed, and a middle-aged man beside him whispered: "Young Master, if you don't chase Beigong Mengling anymore, you'll run away!"
Boy: "What do you dare to say I am? Pepper, I like it." ”
Moonfall: "Vomit~~~"
The middle-aged man: "Young master, don't delay any longer." ”
The young man nodded: "Let me ask you, if there were a few people passing by here just now. ”
Yueluozi nodded, Jiang Chen's eyes narrowed!
The boy was excited: "How long have they been walking and in which direction have they gone?"
Yueluozi was about to point in a false direction, but saw Jiang Chen firmly pointing in a direction and said, "Over there, the leader of the three people is a little girl, so tall!"
The four of them were overjoyed, and the young man stretched out his hand to touch the beautiful face of the moonfaller, but was disgusted and avoided by the moonfall.
The young man turned around and laughed: "I have a character, I like it, the little girl is here and waits for me to come back, otherwise the young master will be angry." ”
The figures of the four people gradually moved away, but they heard one of them say: "Why don't you kill them, leaving us alive may reveal our identities!"
The young man was confident: "It's just two ordinary people, Uncle Zong is too careful, besides, I still want that girl to warm the bed, wouldn't it be a pity to kill her?"
The other person also smiled and said: "Lao Zong, you are too careful, two ordinary people, even if you let them run, they can't run far, and I still have soul chasing incense." ”
The last person said gloomily: "You two old guys, one is really more insidious than the other, let's go, this time is an opportunity for our Jiufang family to create brilliance again!"
The four of them had no scruples, or they were not afraid of hearing it at all, so the sound easily reached the ears of Yueluozi, and Jiang Chen showed his white teeth and hugged the game with a smile on his face.
"Today's wind is very noisy, my mood, Demon Master, is really happy!"
"Old Devil Jiang, why are you pointing in the right direction?"
"I'm a demon, do you think I'm going to be a good person?"
"But she once fought for you, how can you bear to take revenge?"
Jiang Chen's hand holding the game trembled, and his voice was a little low: "Will En take revenge? Do you know that when they passed by before, those people behind her were ready to kill you and me?"
The moon fell and finally looked into the distance: "Why did you give up in the end?"
Jiang Chen: "She's so kind, hey!"
The mirror in the bottom of the moonfall: "Just because of kindness, what kind of logic do you want to harm her?"
Jiang Chen didn't speak and continued to nibble on the meat, and Yueluozi wiped his hands: "Put the water first, dare to tease your grandfather of the Yue family, and don't break two teeth for you, you really don't know how high the sky is!"
Jiang Chen was surprised, what's the situation, isn't this girl crazy, why does she call herself grandpa?
I saw the moon fall boy untie his belt, and suddenly Jiang Chen's lewd ~ heart trembled, and he was looking forward to it, he hadn't 'eaten meat' for a long time, which was very tempting for a lewd ~ demon, especially a young ~ girl!
Yueluozi did not live up to Jiang Chen's expectations, facing each other head-on, and took out the Dapeng bird without any scruples, and made a noise~ drenched on the fire.
Looking at Peng under the moon, Jiang Chen was stunned in place, the meat in his hands fell to the ground, he pointed to the moon and said in a trembling voice: "You, you~ are you a man?"
Yueluozi shook his flowing hair, and said in a cold voice: "You dared to call me grandpa just now, right? grandson, you have successfully provoked God, and now let you figure out, who is grandpa!"
Ahhh
Jiang Chen had two dark circles under his eyes: "Bastard, you actually deceived me and beat me, don't you dirty my eyes, you bear my yearning for beauty, you are so disgusting you, fuck you are a man? vomit~~ I'm going to wash my eyes, don't pull me." ”
Moonfall: "Let's go, let's catch up and have a look!"
Jiang Chen: "You can't die if you want to, the weakest of them are all in the Dao Realm, do you want to send a weak chicken to death?"
Yueluozi shook his head: "We have been left with soul chasing incense, can we escape if we escape?"
Jiang Chen: "Actually, the soul chasing incense is very easy to solve, we can ~ like this!"
Although Jiang Chen was afraid of death or didn't want to die, he even lifted the soul chasing incense for Yueluozai, but Yueluozai still had a firm gaze: "Hold the right and keep the way, hide your heart, take your life with the sword, and punish the demons and slay the evil!"
Jiang Chen's eyes showed horror: "What are you going to do, don't mess around, we are really not opponents!"
Yueluozai: "Of course it won't mess around, isn't there still you, a strong man in the Emperor Realm?" Don't worry, I cherish my life very much, and it's really not good to throw you out at least to be used as a brick!"
Jiang Chen was like an object, dragged by the moon and quickly chased after him.
Obviously, Yueluozi is still worried about Jiang Chen's self-proclaimed grandfather!