(a)

When all the gods arrived, and when they sat down at the banquet, I saw that the senior brothers had the audacity to return to the master's side again. It didn't make me feel very comfortable, and as soon as they came, they pushed me to the back, who made me the smallest.

I pulled Senior Brother Peiyi, who was closest to me, and couldn't help but roll my eyes, and said, "It's a pity that this place is so crowded as soon as you come back." ”

At this moment, Senior Brother Peiyi rolled his eyes bigger than me, and said: "Before, it was rare for immortal friends to get together, and in order to show the friendship of Kunlun Mountain, we naturally want to go to greet each other." Now that the feast has begun, everyone in Kunlun Mountain wants to be in the same place with the master. ”

I see, but I'm still not very comfortable.

Right now, the senior brothers are gathered here, plus the master, the fairy spirit is compelling, and the ox fork is shining. I raised my eyes and saw that many fairy maids were casting shy and admiring glances at us.

Sure enough, wherever we go to Kunlun Mountain, we have a special face, and I am both relieved and disappointed for a while.

Why didn't a male fairy cast a shy and admiring eye on me.

Just when I was full of melancholy, the gentle voice of silk and bamboo sounded. I looked up and saw a fairy girl dancing.

For a moment I was fascinated by it. The female fairy has a delicate figure, dressed in pink, and dances like a butterfly with fluttering wings, and that face, tsk, except for this fairy, I am afraid that no one can catch up.

I then asked Senior Brother Peiyi, "Where did that fairy friend come from?"

Senior brother is not very human on weekdays, but now his eyes are very busy, and he didn't look at me, so he said: "That's the first beauty in the heavenly realm, Yao painting fairy." ”

The first beauty in the heavenly realm, Yao painting fairy. I groaned and nodded, worthy of my name.

I found that when the Yao painting female fairy friend was dancing, all the immortals in the entire heavenly court, whether male or female, had their eyes firmly tied to her.

However, I still see an exception.

Across the avenue where the Yao painting fairy danced, there was a male fairy friend, who was not watching.

The male fairy friend was dressed in snow-white clothes, and his hair was long and soft. He was half-bowing his face, meditating on himself. But I couldn't see his face clearly.

But just looking at his silhouette, I think it's still good. But I kept waiting, waiting for him to raise his head on a whim.

As a result, he never looked up. I couldn't help but feel a little depressed.

At present, all the immortals are sitting in a regular manner, enjoying the peach feast once in 5,000 years, and they have not let go of their reserve as immortals at all. In particular, the Heavenly Monarch who was seated on the throne kept squinting and smiling happily.

I'm naturally very reserved, but I'm only halfway reserved and I can't be reserved. I have stomach aches.

As an immortal, there are also three urgency, and this immortal is like this. At the moment, my stomach hurts, and this immortal wants to go to the thatched house to do a refreshing practice.

So while no one was paying attention to me, I quietly slipped out.

(b)

This celestial realm is so big that there are no surprises. But the point is on the "big".

This immortal found the thatched house, and after having a deep communication with it, he got lost.

If you haven't seen the world, it's easy to get lost, which is not good.

This time I twisted and turned, but instead of going around, I went around into a peach forest.

In the peach forest, the peach blossoms are dying. I can't help but wonder a little, isn't it a good thing for the Heavenly Monarch to invite all kinds of immortals to come here to eat peaches? This peach has not yet borne fruit.

The pale pink peach petals fluttered and sprinkled all over the ground, with a sweet aroma.

I suddenly blessed my soul, and I expected that the peach forest behind our Kunlun Mountain would probably be like this, with flowers blooming.

As I was savoring, I heard a voice.

I didn't want to eavesdrop, so I quickly squatted incognito on a peach tree.

At this time, the fairy maid who is gossiping under the peach tree will pass by. I can't even think of gossiping.

There is an immortal maid with spring red eyes, and excitedly pinched the little pink fist in a fanatical manner: "Have you seen it, today's Si Zhan Shenjun of Kunlun Mountain and his disciples are really as beautiful as rumored!"

I couldn't help but shake my head. Although this immortal has always been low-key and does not like riots, it is inevitable that our Kunlun Mountain will be taken out by the immortals to talk about it. It's not good to be too famous.

I couldn't help but listen. Another little fairy hurriedly echoed: "Si Zhan Shenjun doesn't need to say it, but I didn't expect that the ten disciples behind him were so beautiful!"

Until the fairy maid gossiped away, I was a little confused.

We have a total of twelve disciples in Kunlun Mountain, except for the senior brother who didn't come, there should be eleven, how can there be only ten.

This immortal thought about it, and suddenly his brain flashed, and he was shocked. Didn't they leave out the most amazing thing about me?

After squatting on the peach tree and thinking about it, this immortal made some careful calculations, and after several hesitations, he stabilized his mind and made a decision to conjure up a bronze mirror.

The master wouldn't have hurt me like this. As soon as I comforted myself, my hand holding the mirror didn't shake much, and I raised it in front of me with confidence.

When I looked in the mirror, I was frightened, which god was in the mirror, it looked so ugly!

I was so frightened that I couldn't hold on to it, and I fell off the tree with my foot crooked.

(c)

It's okay now, if you fall down, you won't die, at most your butt will open from two to four, which is just more brilliant.

However, it did not work out as I hoped. I've been on the ground for a long time, and I haven't seen my ass bloom as scheduled.

For a moment, I looked at the mirror in my hand and was a little dazed. When I looked in the mirror, there was a man inside, but I didn't expect the master to turn me into a man!

Sure enough, I'm still an ugly man. Those male fairy friends don't give me shy and admiring eyes, and those female fairy friends don't give me shy and admiring eyes. Iniquity.

Just when I was very sad, suddenly a voice came from below, mixed with impatience: "Hey, how long do you want to press on me?" ”

Peeling, I was stunned and looked under my ass. There's a guy lying on my stomach under my ass, and I'm sitting on someone's waist right now!

I hurriedly got up and reached out to help him, lest my waist be broken by me. But after thinking about it, it's okay if my waist is broken, I'm a god and can pick it up.

So I hurriedly comforted him and said, "This fairy friend, is your waist broken, do you want me to help pick it up?"

The immortal friend was stunned when he half-got up, dodged the hand I stretched out to help him, and stood up by himself.

I privately thought that he didn't believe in me, a strange immortal. But the immortals should support each other, so I added: "Immortals don't be afraid, it's not very painful, just crisp your bones." ”

At this time, Xianyou rubbed his waist, turned around, raised his eyelids, looked at me expressionlessly and said, "If my waist is broken, can I still stand up at this moment?"

I saw the face of the fairy friend, laughed dryly, and said, "The fairy friend is very right. ”

Isn't this the white-clothed male fairy who will look at me? Why, how does he look like this? His hair hung down to his waist, and his white clothes were clear and flowing, and his face was as beautiful as a carving. A pair of eyes are slender like fox eyes, and the lips are thin and moist with a good color. It's really very attractive.

Here I couldn't get enough of looking at him, and over there he brushed the peach petals on his body leisurely, and his movements were very elegant.

Thanks to this male fairy friend, I didn't have a big butt when I fell from the tree, and in the friendship of the fairy, I thanked him: "This fairy friend, if you weren't lying down just now, it would be me who should be hurting." Thank you so much. ”

The male fairy friend paused when he heard the movement in his hand, squinted his eyes and said, "Didn't you fall off when you saw it?"

I'm afraid that he will misunderstand that I deliberately smashed him, so it will not be good. So I hurriedly explained: "Where is it, it may be that the fairy friend has seen it and ran over and lay down." ”

The male fairy's face was not very good, so he turned around and left neatly.

At this time, a woman in pink came up and said, "Yaosi, why are you here?" I was startled when I saw her face clearly, isn't this person the first beautiful fairy Yao painting.

The male fairy friend pulled the woman in pink and left together, saying, "It's okay, I just met an idiot." Let's go, Yao Painting. ”

It turned out that the male fairy friend had a leg with Na Yao's beautiful fairy.

I really don't like to hear the words of the male fairy friend. But this immortal was kind, and seeing that the first beautiful fairy in the heavenly realm named Yao Hua was with him, he didn't want him to lose face, so he said to his back very implicitly: "Yaosi? ”

The male fairy friend stopped when he heard this, turned to look at me, and then asked in a low voice, "Tell me how it is not good." ”

His look must have beaten me up countless times mentally.

This immortal pays great attention to his own face and also pays attention to the face of others, and my original intention is not to want him to lose face in front of the beauty. But he insisted on asking, so I said to him seriously and sincerely: "Yaosi, it's really not good to die. ”

His face was tense, and he said "sick" after a few tactful turns, and then left in a hurry.

I was in a very cheerful mood, my mouth was sharper than usual, and I hummed a few times: "Yaosi is going to die, Yaosi is going to die." ”

(iv)

The dying male fairy friend left, and suddenly the peach forest was quiet, and only the sound of peach blossoms flying could be heard.

Suddenly I had an epiphany, and I twisted my thighs with great remorse. It hurts.

Now, I'm the only one left, how can I get out?

I felt that I was so reserved and uncompromising, and when I saw the boy who was going to die, I should have taken him out with me.

It's good now, sitting on the peach blossoms, reserved to whom.

I sat down under the tree for a long time, and not a single fairy friend passed by, and I couldn't help but be a little depressed, and lay down sullenly, counting the petals that had fallen on me.

As I counted, I forgot how many I counted.

In a trance, I felt that someone was slapping me in the face, maybe the dead king was coming back. Then he said in pieces: "If you want to die immortal friends, take me out quickly." ”

Suddenly, a shout sounded in my ears: "Little junior sister, the master is here!"

Suddenly, I sat up in shock. The fourth senior brother, Qingxu, was looking at me sideways.

The fourth senior brother said: "It's rare to come to the heavenly realm once, but the little junior sister came to sleep, and she is really free." ”

When I heard this, I was very aggrieved, but I was embarrassed to say that I was lost, so I said, "Senior brother, are there any more peaches?"

The fourth senior brother looked at me with a smile and affection, and said, "Little junior sister, relax, there is no more." ”

A mouthful of old blood welled up in my heart. I tried to take a few deep breaths before I could barely say lightly: "Pan Tao or something, I hate it the most." ”

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