Text Chapter 4 Worship the Bandits

I don't know where the source of the Chiyue River is, passing outside Nanshan Town, the river is about 100 meters wide, the mountains on both sides are continuous, and there are birds circling from time to time. The river is clear, the flow is gentle, and it winds endlessly, and I don't know where it ends.

The boat traveled for a day and a night, and when it arrived at a desolate and unknown wharf, Zhang Yunfei ordered the boatman to stop the boat, gave the boatman a piece of silver as a reward, and then climbed ashore from the boat with his luggage on his back. The hostess was very well prepared and stuffed him with some clothes and dry food in her luggage.

Zhang Yunfei grew up in the mountains and never took a boat, and the boat shook so that he was dizzy and wanted to vomit, but finally endured it. After all, it is also a person who has been "baptized" by toilet feces for six years, and this tolerance is still there.

Zhang Yunfei took a deep breath with his hands on his knees for a long time before he slowly recovered and walked on the wet path with his luggage on his back. The grass on both sides of the trail is green, and the fields not far away are full of yellow rape flowers, and the breeze blows, carrying the fragrance of flowers, which makes people feel refreshed. Zhang Yunfei whistled and jumped forward easily, he hadn't felt free for a long time, as if he had returned to his childhood running freely in the mountains and forests, and under the sunset, it was his deceased youth.

Suddenly, Zhang Yunfei tripped over something under his feet, lost his center of gravity, shouted "ahhhhhh......hh As soon as Zhang Yunfei stood up, he already had two dangling long knives around his neck.

"Who are you?" Zhang Yunfei asked in surprise. Ten people instantly emerged around him.

"We're from the Axe Gang!" shouted a one-eyed dragon with an eyepatch on his left eye.

"I don't know what you have to do?" Zhang Yunfei asked calmly.

"I planted this tree, I opened this road, I want to pass by here, and leave the road to buy money!"

"But there are no trees around here. Zhang Yunfei said.

"What so much nonsense. A white-looking middle-aged man with a round face slapped the back of the one-eyed dragon's head, and then shouted at Zhang Yunfei, "Robbery, take out all the valuable things on your body!"

"Dare to ask who this hero is?" Zhang Yunfei cautiously clenched his fists and asked.

"This is our helper Jade-faced Flying Dragon Supreme Jade!" The one-eyed dragon rushed to answer, and it seemed that he really liked to talk.

"It turns out that Your Excellency is the legendary handsome and dashing jade tree, the wind and the wind, the martial arts, the powerful axe gang leader who robbed the rich and helped the poor, and was willing to give charity, the supreme jade! Zhang Yunfei slapped his ass vigorously.

"Haha, haha...... It turns out that I am so famous. Supreme Jade's face was full of smiles. Good sycophants work all the time.

"Of course, the younger brother's admiration for the supreme helper is like a surging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control! Today, I specially brought thirty taels of gold to the supreme helper to show my respect. Zhang Yunfei took out thirty taels of gold from his duffel bag and respectfully handed it to the Supreme Jade with both hands, "The Supreme Gang Master must accept it!"

The robbery instantly turned into "surrender" in Zhang Yunfei's mouth.

"Hahahaha!" Supreme Jade took the gold and said to the two people holding knives under Zhang Yunfei's hands, "What are you doing! ”

"Thank you to the helper!" Zhang Yunfei hugged his fists and took the opportunity to pat the dirt off his body.

"Hahaha. Supreme Jade patted Zhang Yunfei on the shoulder, "Young man, you are very good at talking, I like it!"

"Helper, don't check his luggage?" said the one-eyed dragon.

"What else are you checking for your own people!" said Supreme Jade slapped the one-eyed dragon on the head again.

"The help master's sentence of 'his own people' really flattered the little brother, if you have to rush to take the top prize, I really want to sigh, and immediately marry the leader of the gang with a different surname to burn yellow paper, and worship the help leader as the big brother!" Zhang Yunfei continued to pat his ass.

"Okay, little brother, it really made me fall in love at first sight!" Supreme Jade grabbed Zhang Yunfei's shoulder, "But how can the champion have a future as a bandit." You immediately go up the mountain with me, sigh, slaughter the chicken head and burn the yellow paper and become brothers with different surnames!

"Since the eldest brother has said so, can I still refuse?" Zhang Yunfei spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders.

"Okay, let's go!" Supreme Jade took Zhang Yunfei's shoulders and walked forward, "Wait for the mountain, I will make you the second master!"

"But the helper, we already have a second master. The cyclops interjected again.

"You said that Wu Mengda, that guy has more than enough success and more failure, let him be responsible for washing the toilet!" Supreme Jade said.

A gang of men looked at each other, they came out to rob, but they robbed the second master and went back.

Zhang Yunfei secretly sweated in his heart. In fact, the proprietress stuffed a hundred taels of gold into Zhang Yunfei's luggage bag, and the heavy ones were all ransoms given by Liu Fugui - naturally they were ransomed for Zhang Yunfei. Zhang Yunfei took the initiative to give thirty taels, and there were seventy taels.

......

Zhang Yunfei followed the Supreme Jade for about two pillars of incense and came to a low mountain.

The Axe Gang's camp was hidden in the middle of the hills, and the first thing that caught the eye was a gray flag, cut crookedly, as if torn straight from a sheet, with two axes painted on it, crossed and stacked.

The group walked to a winding hill path for only one person. The small mountain road is about 200 meters long, and at the end is a platform, and the camp of the Axe Gang is finally fully presented, which is made of boulders and wood, although it is a little rougher, and the architectural style has a different flavor. It looks inconspicuous from the outside, but it is easy to defend and difficult to attack. The gate was made of sharpened sticks, and four guards with knives stood crookedly and chatting leisurely. Seeing the Supreme Jade coming back, he immediately shut up and stood up, pretending to be very serious.

The Supreme Jade snorted coldly at them as it passed by. The four guards all swallowed their saliva and didn't dare to speak, which showed that this Supreme Jade was usually majestic in front of his subordinates.

At this time, a middle-aged lewd man came running, dressed in linen clothes, with messy hair like a chicken coop, and two thick mustaches. "Helper, you're back. Did you get anything out of it today?"

"Yes! "Supreme Jade pulled Zhang Yunfei behind him.

Zhang Yunfei smiled at the eight-character Hu Nan.

"I'm the second in charge. The bearded man was surprised. It turned out that he was Wu Mengda, the former second master.

"From this moment on, you are no more. Supreme Jade Dao.

"Why?" Wu Mengda asked.

"Because I see that you old bastard is not pleasing to the eye, greedy for life and afraid of death, and there is more than enough success and more than failure!" said Supreme Jade angrily, "Last time we attacked that old Dao Niu of the Cavity Sect, you actually dodged at the critical moment, so that he almost hit me in the nose." Fortunately, I was able to protect my face in time, and my handsome appearance was preserved. ”

"People were scared. I heard that I was hit by the Seven Wounds, first of all, I became cross-eyed, then I was deaf and couldn't hear the sound, and finally, the line was out of control, and all the words were out of control, and finally, the internal organs exploded, and then I was dead!" Wu Mengda said with exaggerated body language.

"Then am I dead now?" Supreme Jade looked at Wu Mengda, "Or are you looking forward to my death." ”

"No, no. Wu Mengda lowered his head and resignedly, "Don't dare, don't dare!"

"If not, go wash the toilet! In the future, the toilets of the whole village will be handed over to you." Supreme Jade said and continued to walk inside.

"Wash the toilet!" Wu Mengda stood on the spot and muttered to himself, "Don't." ”

"Alas!" the one-eyed dragon passed by Wu Mengda, patted him on the shoulder as a sign of sympathy, and handed him a toilet brush by the way.

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The inside of the cottage and the outside of the cottage are like two worlds, cleaned up in an orderly manner, the stone mountains and flowing water in the yard reflect each other appropriately, and there are some koi fish in the pool next to it, and the stones paved with pebbles go straight to the main village. There is a red carpet about two meters wide in the main village, two rows of sandalwood benches are neatly arranged, at the end of the red carpet is a large square table, behind the large square table is a Taishi chair, and two crossed axes are hung on the wall above the Taishi chair. There is also a side hall next to it, which is piled up with all kinds of valuable objects. It seems that the profession of a bandit is indeed quite promising.

"How's it going, I'm in a good environment, right?" asked Supreme Jade heartily.

"It's not bad, it's pretty good!" Zhang Yunfei gave a thumbs up, "The helper is a person with great taste at a glance, little brother admires!"

"Hahaha, okay!" Supreme Jade beckoned to one of his subordinates, "You go and prepare the items for worship, tonight I will marry Yunfei as brothers with different surnames." ”

"Yes!" the men were ordered to leave.

"Come here!" Supreme Jade beckoned to the other two subordinates, "You take Yun Fei to rest first." Protect him and don't let anything disturb him! ”

"Yes!

Zhang Yunfei followed the two men and left.

"Helper, do you really want to be a brother with him?" the one-eyed dragon leaned over and asked, "This kid is unknown, what if he is from the government?"

"No wonder people call you blind!" Supreme Jade slapped the back of the one-eyed dragon's head, "You didn't see him make a big move, he must be a gentleman from a big family, I deliberately kept him, and when I find out his details, maybe I can do a big deal!"

"Gao, what a helper!" The one-eyed dragon gave a thumbs up, "This trick is too poisonous!"

"Will you speak!" Supreme Jade slapped the back of the one-eyed dragon's head again.

Zhang Yunfei followed two of his men to a neatly furnished wooden house. The two of them closed the door directly, and then stood guard at the door. Zhang Yunfei realized that he was most likely under house arrest.

At dusk, the sky is getting dark.

Torches lit up in the cottage.

On a rectangular table, there is a white and tender fragrant chicken, an incense burner, and a pile of yellow paper.

Zhang Yunfei and Supreme Jade knelt in front of the table, holding cigarettes, and bowed to the pig's head.

"I'm Supreme Jade. ”

"I'm Zhang Yunfei. ”

"Jinhe Zhang Yunfei" "Jinhe Supreme Jade"

"If you become brothers with different surnames, you don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but you want to die on the same day and month of the same year!"

After worshipping, dripping blood, drinking, and finishing!

"Hahahaha!" Supreme Jade hugged his shoulders, "I'm happy today, everyone let go of drinking, and get drunk!"

Zhang Yunfei couldn't cry or laugh, he had just married an ugly girl in the church, and he became a brother with a bandit leader. Zhang Yunfei really doubted that he was too old. However, this is only a stopgap measure, and you have to find a way to escape.

"Report!" one of his subordinates hurriedly ran in, "Helper, there is a lone woman down the mountain, look at that dress is very precious!"

"Haha! Brother, I'm really prosperous! As soon as I finished my worship, business came to my door. Supreme Jade slammed the wine jar on the table and shouted, "Let's go!"