Text Chapter Seventy-Seven Drunken Laughter Accompanies You Three Thousand Scenes

"The old man has been cultivating here for thousands of years, who disturbed the old man's cultivation and woke me up from my slumber!" A simple and vicissitudes of life, as if whispering from ancient gods and demons, came slowly.

"Seniors, seniors are angry, seniors are angry. The one-eyed dragon was so frightened that it knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing at the huge yin-yang fish in the air.

The other pirates were also frightened and knelt on the ground one after another, and the huge yin and yang fish in the sky seemed to be a big mountain. It gives people a great sense of oppression, the sky is covered with dark clouds, and the huge waves are monstrous, as if it is really a wild beast.

Long Xuan stayed next to Xiao Wu, watching Xiao Wu staring blankly at the sky, and muttering "Seniors are angry...". Long Xuan felt a burst of amusement.

He controlled a huge amount of divine consciousness and constantly cast illusions, and after this period of training, he had reached the peak of the first step of deception, and these second-order martial artists could not or could not see through his illusions.

"You are an ordinary man, you are not a professional cultivator, and you will achieve positive results as soon as possible, what are you doing to disturb the old man's cultivation here!" The melodious voice in the sky continued to echo, directly impacting people's souls.

"Senior, we were wrong, we have no intention of disturbing our seniors' cultivation. It's just passing by here, the seniors are angry, the seniors are angry!" The one-eyed dragon kept kowtowing, hoping to smooth out the anger of the seniors.

"Captain, what are you doing, someone must be pretending to be a ghost. A young man shouted.

"Xiaoxiang, don't talk nonsense, kneel down and atone for your seniors!" The eagle hook man said anxiously, this young man is his nephew, his cultivation is low, but there is no one in his eyes, and he relies on the prestige of the second master on weekdays, showing off his might, and he looks like he is the only one.

Xiao Xiang didn't seem to hear their words at the moment, and shouted to the sky: "His grandmother's dog offal is pretending to be a ghost for Lao Tzu, and there is a kind of out." ”

This shout startled the hook man, and he was about to speak, only to see Xiao Xiang's sudden expression in pain, and his pupils contracted, as if he had seen the most terrifying thing in the world.

Then he groaned in pain, his pupils dilated, and finally he remained motionless on the deck, dying...

Looking at Xiao Xiang's bizarre way of death, the other pirates turned pale with fright, especially the one-eyed dragon, who was so frightened that the was about to come out, and they didn't dare to breathe when they knelt on the ground.

Long Xuan was also depressed, originally just going to scare him, but he didn't expect this kid's divine sense to be too weak, and he directly shattered the sea of divine consciousness. The spirit is gone.

"Do you want this seat to make a move?" A warm and angry voice came from the sky, coupled with Xiao Xiang's dead appearance, full of deterrence.

"I'm wrong, let's get out, let's get out!" The one-eyed dragon led the pirates back to their ship and left the place of right and wrong.

It wasn't until the pirates walked for more than ten minutes that the sky gradually became clearer, the sea was calm, and the huge yin and yang fish in the sky disappeared into the void little by little.

"Did we escape the catastrophe?" Xiao Wu looked at the sky and said with admiration: "I don't know which senior is cultivating here, and the cultivation is so powerful. ”

Long Xuan coughed lightly and said, "If it's okay, let's go out!"

Xiao Wu glanced at Long Xuan and said, "Let you usually practice hard, you will know that you are idle, and you can't help anything this time!"

"Yes, yes, I must cultivate hard!" Long Xuan said with a haha.

Walking next to Qin Guojun, Qin Guojun was still looking at the sky blankly, and when he saw Long Xuan coming over, he immediately said happily, "Little brother, are you okay, this time you are really lucky, I don't know which senior helped us, and we escaped the catastrophe." ”

"Yes, otherwise Brother Tu's dream of marrying a wife and having a big fat boy will be shattered. Long Xuan couldn't help but tease.

"How dare you make fun of me, stinky boy!" the Demon Slayer laughed.

There was still one day to go to the Chaotic Demon Sea, Long Xuan did not continue to practice illusions, and carried goods on the deck with the demon slayer earth monkey, blowing the sea breeze, suddenly, he was really a little reluctant to this group of big men, a group of real men, just like the group of brothers in the mountains, so simple.

That night, Long Xuan and a group of brothers who slaughtered the demon monkey drank until midnight, in order to drink together for the last time before parting.

"Brother Tu, you must invite me to drink when you marry your wife. Long Xuan said dizzily.

"Of course, I'll be the first to invite you!" said the demon slayer loudly, as if he had already married a wife.

"Little brother Long Xuan, I will go home tomorrow, my brother will send you a poem, don't worry about the road ahead without knowing yourself, no one in the world knows you!" The earth monkey picked up the wine glass and drank it all at Long Xuan.

"Good poetry, good poetry!" Long Xuan smiled: "I didn't expect Brother Tu to be a rough person, but he is coarse and fine." ”

"What a fart, at this time, when we delivered the last time, a wandering poet made a poem, and he was a slag of the earth monkey soil, where would he make a poem, copied it. Demon Slayer sarcastically said on the side.

"You old butcher, if you don't speak, you'll die, you won't be able to find a wife like this. The earth monkey said dissatisfiedly.

"Little brother, you Tu Da Ge toast you. As he spoke, he drank it all, and then said: "Drunk laughter accompanies you for 3,000 games, and Mo Dao is gone!"

"Okay, Mo Dao is gone!" Long Xuan laughed happily.

"Okay, I'll go out to the toilet first, and then I'll drink when I come back. The Demon Slayer walked outside in a daze.

When the demon slayer came out, the earth monkey immediately said to Long Xuan: "Little brother, that old Tu is also a rough man, and he also copied it." ”

Just when Long Xuan and the earth monkey were drinking, the eagle hook man during the day took a large group of brothers and took advantage of the night to quietly approach the boat of the dart board.

"The second master, the seniors during the day are angry, and we are afraid that it will be dangerous for us to provoke them. One of the pirates said.

"What danger? During the day, the senior was only angry because we disturbed his sleep, and now that the ship has been sailing for half a day, it has already been 108,000 miles away from the senior, what is there to be afraid of. The hooked man scolded angrily.

"The second master is wise, wise!" said a dog-legged flatterer.

"My nephew died because of them, and I will take revenge. The hook man said gloomily, and as he spoke, he boarded the ship with a group of brothers.

Demon Slayer was finishing the toilet on the side of the boat, preparing to go back, and continue to drink with Long Xuan, when he suddenly saw a group of figures, and immediately shouted, "What people." ”

Before he could finish speaking, a massive scimitar attacked.

Although the cultivation of the demon slayer is not low, but now he has drunk too much wine, and he was still attacked by a sneak attack, and his belly was pierced all of a sudden, and his intestines were dripping with blood, and his intestines were cut off.

"This counts as the first interest to my nephew. The hooked man withdrew his scimitar and looked at the demon slayer lying on the ground like a dead dog, and said gloomily.

At the moment when the hook man turned around, the demon slayer suddenly burst out and slashed towards the hook man, blood and intestines hanging on the ground.

The hook man turned his head violently and blocked the knife with his arm, but he was still cut a big way.

"Bastard!" the hooked man roared and kicked the demon slayer away, while his intestines were still hanging in place, and his internal organs were flowing all over the ground.

The noise on the deck immediately attracted the attention of the other mercenaries, and they all walked towards the deck.

"It's you !!," Qin Guojun said gloomily.

"Yes, I'm here to beg for my life. The hook man replied.

Long Xuan and the earth monkey didn't see the demon slayer come back for a long time, and then they listened to the noise outside and went out drunk.

"Did Lao Tu drink too much and fight with people? The earth monkey said.

Long Xuan was just about to talk, when he suddenly saw a figure lying in place like a dead dog, his intestines hanging all over the ground, and all the internal organs came out, looking like he had air in and out of breath.

"Brother Tu!!" Long Xuan woke up instantly, his eyes were red, and he ran towards the side of the demon slayer frantically, he really couldn't believe that the big man who was still drinking with him just now actually fell in a pool of blood.

"Long Xuan be careful, come back quickly. Qin Guojun and Xiao Wu shouted anxiously, especially Xiao Wu, seeing Long Xuan running to the side of the demon slayer alone, they were in a hurry. Also ran over.

"Dog offal!" The earth monkey also lost his mind, and frantically pounced towards the eagle hook man, but was grabbed by Qin Guojun.

"Boss!!" the earth monkey roared at Qin Guojun with red eyes.

"You calm down, don't die in vain, go up. It's also the boss who goes first. Qin Guojun said angrily.

And Xiao Wu ran to Long Xuan's side, looking at Long Xuan's eyes red, watching the corpse of the demon slayer cry continuously.

"Brother Tu, you won't die, you still have to marry a wife and give birth to a big fat boy. Dude, we still have a glass of wine to drink, you can't die. Long Xuan roared frantically.

"Blood Crystal, yes, I have Blood Crystal. I have a lot of talent. Long Xuan took out a blood crystal at a loss and pressed it towards the demon slayer.

The huge vitality entered the body of the demon slayer, and it passed in an instant, and the internal organs of the demon slayer were no longer there, and the body was in tatters. There is simply no way to retain vitality.

"No, it won't. Blood crystals are so rebellious, they definitely won't. Long Xuan took out another handful of blood crystals, and pressed towards the demon slayer while crying.

Finally, the blood crystal input flowed towards the life force of the demon slayer, and the demon slayer slowly opened his eyes.

But Long Xuan knew that this was just a appearance, the life of the demon slayer was still flying away, and unless he continued to absorb blood crystals, he would die in a few minutes.

"Little brother, what are you crying about, manly man, Brother Tu was only ten years old when he was slaughtered in the village, and he is much stronger than you. Demon Slayer said weakly.

The demon-slaying life that Long Xuan felt was still passing continuously, and he couldn't help but cry.

"Don't cry, eldest brother is just sleepy, think about it for a while, and you can only let the earth monkey accompany you to drink in the future." ”

"It's a pity, I still haven't married a wife in the end, and I really let the earth monkey say it right, I don't have that blessing. Demon Slayer laughed miserably.

"I really want to have a big fat boy, and then live a peaceful life, and then give him the best life, not to live this life of fighting and killing. ”

Long Xuan couldn't help crying when he heard it, and shouted, "Brother Tu." ”

"Don't cry, my eldest brother is going to my parents, I seem to see them, they are calling me, saying that they miss me. "Demon Slayer has begun to hallucinate.

"Well, my parents beckoned to me, and I felt like I was ten years old again. The people of the village came. Call me over, I remember, my name is Dreamland, this is my name. ”

"My brother is gone. Brother Tu can't invite you to drink the wedding wine. You have to be good, remember Brother Tu's words, don't cry,"

"Drunk laughter accompanies you for 3,000 times, Mo Dao is gone, Mo Dao is gone, Mo Dao is gone, Mo Dao is ...... away"

The demon-slayer's voice grew lower and lower, and he finally closed his eyes and returned to his hometown, where his parents were located. And his countryside.

"Ah!!h

A blazing flying sword suddenly appeared in mid-air, cutting through the night.

A wave of anger emanated from Long Xuan's body, making people shudder, as if the entire heaven and earth seemed to be the only god and demon, and the entire sea area was also overshadowed.

"I want you all to die..."Long Xuan said with red eyes, like an ancient magic sound, impacting the souls of the pirates.