Chapter 2: Celestial Matters
"Do you want to cultivate?" Sun Wukong said seriously.
"Repair...... Dao?" Yi Tian's brows furrowed slightly, he had also read some Xianxia novels, of course he knew what cultivation was. However, this kind of thing, of course, is impossible to appear in real life, so this must be a dream, since it is a dream, then this dream should also end, thinking of this, Yi Tian's palm was raised, and then with a "snap", a red palm print slowly appeared on Yi Tian's face.
"Uh......" Seeing that he did not answer himself, Sun Wukong slapped himself in the face. I was also stunned and didn't know what to say.
"Huh?, how can it hurt in a dream?" Thinking of this, Yi Tian raised his head and looked at Sun Wukong, then at Zhu Bajie and Erlang God, and immediately lowered his head and continued to pump his face. "Hmph" The blazing pain on his face made Yi Tian let out a muffled snort in his mouth, "It's still so painful, no, no, this must be an illusion in a dream, yes, it must be!"
"Pap" "Pap" "Pap" "Pap" "Pap" "Pap" ...... Another crisp slap in the face sounded......
"You...... Damn, your sister's! My grandson asked you if you were cultivating the Dao, this is a great opportunity for mortals, do you know? Not to mention that I, the Monkey King, personally taught you the Immortal Dao. What do you mean by slapping your face here? Are you thinking about my old grandson's demonstration?!!" Seeing that he was ignored like this, Sun Wukong finally couldn't pretend anymore, so he exploded into foul language.
"Go, go, stinky monkey, you can die if you have a better temper? Isn't the little guy not aware of the current situation, look at you, what kind of upbringing, and I am not afraid of insulting the reputation of the immortal power. "Jiro Shinto.
", I don't know who has a bad temper, but just now I was going to kill someone, if it weren't for my old grandson and Bajie to stop me, this cultivation genius who has been looking for hundreds of years would have been destroyed in your hands! Besides, my old grandson is transformed by a spirit stone, and he has no father or mother, how can he talk about upbringing?"
"Go and play, don't delay our big event!" Seeing Sun Wukong so boring, Erlang God couldn't help but stop again, so he had to make a perfunctory sound. He walked towards Yi Tian.
"Hmph!" Sun Wukong also snorted coldly, and didn't turn his head angrily.
"Hehe, little one, do you think it's just a dream?" Jiro Shinto.
"Hmm"
"Then can you listen to me tell a story?" Speaking of this, a cold glint flashed in Erlangshen's eyes.
Hearing this, Yi Tian was also stunned, and then nodded slowly.
Seeing this, Erlang God also nodded with satisfaction.
"Since Pangu the Great opened up the Three Realms, the world has been divided into three realms, which are the mortal realm, the heavenly realm, and the underworld. Among the Three Realms, the Heavenly Realm is the first, the Underworld is second, and the Mortal Realm is the last. In the mortal realm, there are only intelligent mortals who do not have all spiritual powers, and some cultivators who have survived in ancient times, while in the heavenly realm, only those who have cultivated the path and have a force above the level of human spirit immortals can enter the heavenly realm. And the underworld is where the soul of any mortal and ascetic person goes after death. There are two powerful forces in the Heavenly Realm, one is the Immortal Race and the other is the Demon Clan. The immortal clan practices all the decent exercises of Buddhism and Taoism, while the demon clan is a race that takes killing as pleasure and does everything according to their will, without any regard for any consequences. Most of them enhance their strength by absorbing the spiritual energy in other people's bodies. Because the Immortal Clan is stronger than the Demon Clan, the Demon Clan has never dared to invade the Immortal Clan, but until that time, the Demon Clan has been replaced by a new Demon Venerable, and that Demon Venerable is so strong that it is suffocating! Even the Dao Ancestor Taishang Laojun and the Buddha Rulai are not his enemies! That Demon Venerable was originally a Level 3 Spirit Emperor Immortal. He led the demon disciples to kill countless heavenly soldiers and generals, and captured most of the immortal supremes and great powers. The three of us spent our whole lives of spiritual energy desperately destroying the physical body to make this soul body escape. Now, we can't go back to the Heavenly Realm to take revenge, and even if we do, we don't have the ability to save the Immortals. We can only find people with potential in the lowly way, pass on his immortal spiritual power, and rebuild the immortal clan by the hands of others. Although this hope is far away and difficult for us to achieve, as long as there is a glimmer of hope, we will not give up!"
"So, you chose me to be your avenger?" Yi Tian asked flatteredly.
"Yes, yes, my grandson sees that you have a talent for cultivation all over your body!" Seeing this, Sun Wukong hurriedly threw Zhu Bajie aside and ran over to say.
"That's it, young man, I see that your bones are amazing, your veins are wide, your meridian routes are smooth, and you have a talent for cultivation! So, I, Erlang God, will personally pass on your immortal Dao! How about it? Are you happy? Hahaha......" Erlang God said first.
", Erlang God, this is the person I found first, and I should teach him the exercises" When Sun Wukong heard this, he was not happy for a while.
Then Yi Tianxia subconsciously looked at Zhu Bajie, and Sun Wukong and Erlang God also looked at Zhu Bajie at the same time.
"Uh, uh...... I won't rob you of it, and I won't be able to rob it anyway. Zhu Bajie saw that they were all looking at themselves, and he didn't understand what they meant, so he immediately lowered his head and said aggrievedly.
"Poof"
Seeing Zhu Bajie like this, Yi Tian couldn't help laughing.
Then Sun Wukong and Erlang God turned their heads and glared at each other, and their eyes met in mid-air, and a spark suddenly appeared.
"Uh...... Two great sages, or ...... Both of you passed on the exercises to me?" One day, when he saw that the two of them were about to fight at any time, he hesitated to say it.
"Then what's the matter, my spiritual power alone is enough for you to eat, and if you add his words, it will kill you!" Sun Wukong looked at Yi Tian like a fool.
"Oh, what do you do with so much, just hold it to death, it's a good thing anyway. One day waved his hand absently.
"Are you sure? The kind of death I mean by bursting the meridians of the whole body and dying!" Sun Wukong said.
"That's it, I think it's better for me to pass it on to you. Erlang God hurriedly came up and interjected, and then made an expression of omission to Sun Wukong.
"Damn, fuck it, you idiot, it's not good for such a good person to spoil you. Sun Wukong said angrily.
"You're stupid, your whole family is stupid!"
"You're stupid, you're stupid"
"You stupid, your whole family is stupid!"
"You're stupid, you're stupid!"
......
"Nima, are all the people in this heavenly court comic?the image of the great sage from my childhood!" Yi Tian couldn't help but shout in his heart when he saw this. Let's figure it out.
"Hey, there's a way. Yi Tian suddenly jumped up and shouted.
"What's the way?" Sun Wukong and Erlang God turned their heads in unison and said.
"You're three people, and I'm just one person. So you can't tell the difference, right?" Yi Tiandao.
"That's right," the three of them said in unison.
"My solution is to help you find two people. Yi Tian said confidently.
"Hey, do you think cultivation geniuses are so easy to find? We've been looking for you for 300 years!"
"Oh, why don't you just come with me? "Yi Tiandao.
"Yes, yes, but my grandson must make you an apprentice. Sun Wukong said.
"I'll rub, you dead monkey, do you want to fight?" Erlang God said, with a wave of his right hand, the silver-tipped halberd suddenly emitted bursts of blue light.
"Hey, fight, my old grandson has really never been afraid of you!" Sun Wu's air momentum was not weaker than Erlang God at all, his right hand slid over his right ear, and an embroidery needle shining with golden light quickly grew in his hand, turning into an iron rod as thick as a baby's arm.
"Spirit Ape Stick Method!" Sun Wukong shouted, holding the golden hoop stick with both hands, and rushed towards Erlang God.
"Ben Thunder Halberd Method!" Erlang God also shouted, and immediately brandished the silver-tipped halberd and slashed towards Sun Wukong.
"Damn, Brother Monkey, you're still here!" In desperation, Zhu Bajie hurriedly swung out an earthy yellow energy to cover Yi Tian inside.
"Boom"
There was another earth-shattering bang. After a few breaths, two figures, one gold and one basket, slowly emerged.
"That, two great gods, can we be a little more reserved, don't do it if you want to, okay?" One day walked between the two with a flattering smile, "Didn't you say okay, I'll take you first and find two more people." ”
"Hmph!" the two of them snorted coldly when they heard this, and put away their weapons.