Chapter 498: Who Can Be Immortal (Part I)
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In the end, Diao Xiaosi's conspiracy still failed to succeed, even though Princess Jincheng and Jinding Monk had a blood feud, she disdained to attack a baby who had not yet opened her eyes.
Master Zhengding said that the so-called great nirvana is: "Extinguishing the cause with ignorance, the mind has no beginning, with no cause, the realm will disappear with the cause, and with the cause and cause disappearing, the mind will be exhausted, and the name will be nirvana." β
This was said so mysteriously that Diao Xiaosi nodded again and again while listening and pretending not to understand, looking like he was aware and thoughtful. There's no way, it's a monk who has this habit, and he always likes to talk about Zen words that no one can understand in the clouds.
In short, the old thief of Jinding has become a newly-born baby, whether it is reincarnation or nirvana, anyway, this time he has completely stopped.
Such a dramatic change was unexpected by anyone, and even Cheng Shenzhu was dumbfounded, not knowing why this situation occurred.
It stands to reason that this is absolutely impossible for the Jinding Divine Monk to do it deliberately, what went wrong, Cheng Shenzhu dared to pat his chest and guarantee that God didn't understand.
The visions in the sky slowly disappeared, and only the red lotus was still there, holding up the sleeping baby.
Murong Xiaobai couldn't help but ask, "What about this child?"
"Do you want me to raise it?" Feng Lao Niao volunteered to stand up and debut: "In the future, I will have my surname, and the names are ready-made, so I will be called Feng Qingyang." β
Everyone looked at him with white eyes, especially Tulip, and said disdainfully: "If I follow you, no matter what I call it in the future, I will be a birdman." Or I'll come, keep feeding him for nothing, and make the girl like it when he grows up. β
Diao Xiaosi thought of the special buns in the Longmen Inn in Mobei, and immediately raised his hand in favor and said, "Boss, since this guy is dead and alive, why don't you name Murong Fu?"
Master Zhengding folded his hands together and recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, the kindness of the benefactors is understood by the poor monks. One drink and one peck, it is not heavenly, let him take refuge in my Buddha and enter my Shamen. β
"Whatββ, still let him be a monk in this life? No, this child was born without a father and mother, lonely and pitiful, how can he be deprived of the right to enjoy the warmth of the family. You old monks can only chant sutras and worship the Buddha, how can you raise children? I can't watch him jump into the fire pit!"
Diao Xiaosi shuddered and shouted: "Although I am not related to him, although I have a grudge with him in the past life and a grudge in this life, everyone has compassion. Human nature is good, children's growth needs a golden childhood, need the embrace of love, I will let him learn to be rich and knowledgeable, take the top prize in Hanlin, and be a pillar of talent that is beneficial to the country and the people!"
Master Zhengding shook his head, he knew that he was full of confidence in the baby's future, but he suspected in his heart that after a few decades, Emei Ci'en Temple would pop up with a Jinding II, and the first one to look for was him.
He said: "Master Diao can rest assured, the heavenly appearance of Ruizhao has already indicated that this baby is absolutely extraordinary, and he will definitely become a generation of senior monks of my Buddhism in the future, and promote Buddhism to universalize all sentient beings with great merit in the world." β
Diao Xiaosi thought to himself that maybe those messy Ruizhao were the old thief of Jinding who died bald and didn't stiffen up to deceive people, but seeing that Master Zhengding was so sure, he simply kicked the ball to Princess Jincheng and said: "The old thief killed our parents in his last life, and he still wants to continue to be a monk in this life, do you think it is appropriate?"
Princess Jincheng looked at Master Zhengding and asked, "Has the master thought of his name?"
Master Zhengding was stunned and replied: "Not yet, but the poor monk plans to choose a disciple of exquisite Buddhism and upright conduct among the monks of the Jianzi generation to accept him as a disciple, so he should be a member of the Xuanzi generation of our temple." β
Princess Jincheng bowed her head slightly and said, "Law name Xuanzang, how is it?"
"Xuanzang?" Master Zhengding pondered for a moment, suddenly showed a smile, and bowed to Princess Jincheng.
Diao Xiaosi was disappointed when he saw this, and muttered, "I still think it's better to be called Murong Fu." β
Tang Xueshang said: "It's okay, you can use it on your son in the future." β
The eldest grandson Wuji thought deeply and said: "This name is very good, and it is common to both men and women. β
- Unisex, what is the reason? Diao Fu ...... Diao woman?!
Diao Xiaosi rolled his eyes in anger, but he only dared to wave his fist at the eldest grandson Wuji, and did not dare to settle accounts with Tang Xuesheng.
At this time, Master Zhengding strongly supported his injured body and rose against the wind, and carefully picked up Xiao Xuanzang from the red lotus Buddha seat.
"Hum-" The red lotus trembled slightly, turning into a big red robe and draped on Xiao Xuanzang's body.
Master Zhengding hugged Xiao Xuanzang and saluted everyone with one hand: "Thank you for your success, and the poor monk will leave." β
Then he took a deep look at Princess Jincheng and said, "Treasure!" put away the remains of the same door, and walked away with the surviving monks of the Luohan Hall.
Feng Lao Niao said dissatisfiedly: "Just left, as if I was afraid that someone would snatch the baby." β
The flower demon girl snorted and said, "You like the little baby so much, do you have a kind of giving birth to one?"
Feng Lao Bird looked at the flower demon girl in a daze, and suddenly sighed and said, "Don't you want to me?" But this kind of thing has to be done by two people working together. I can't do it alone, if you add ......"
"Bang!" Before he finished speaking, he punched the flower demon girl on the nose, and he burst into tears of pain.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh, only Cheng Tieniu looked up at the night sky from time to time, and muttered: "It doesn't make sense, it's not right......"
As soon as Diao Xiaosi woke up, he remembered the promise that Cheng Shenzhu had made to him a few days ago, strode to the front of the meteor, pinched his little face and said, "What about my merits, what about my fairy wife?"
Cheng Tieniu was obviously in no mood to ignore Diao Xiaosi, rolled his eyes and said, "You ask Lao Tzu, who does Lao Tzu ask?"
Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "I don't care, didn't you say that you are a golden immortal and have a good relationship with all the gods in the sky?"
"Your mother's friendship!" Cheng Tieniu was angry and finally told the truth, and said, "Lao Tzu really has a friendship with them, how could he come here to work as a coolie?"
"Your mother," Diao Xiaosi said angrily, "It turns out that you were sent from exile." β
Lao Tzu is also a god general of the heavenly court, doing errands for the emperor of heaven, and the immortal blessing will live forever and be with the sky. β
The two were arguing, and suddenly Cheng Tieniu let out a low sigh and raised his hand to make a move in the air.
A scroll of glittering gold fell into his small hand, unfolded to see a faint seal on it.
"It's the edict of heaven sent by Taibai Lao'er, it must have been to make Lao Tzu return to heaven! Little Four, I will remember you, wait for the future, in the future-"
Cheng Tieniu's silver-bell-like laughter came to an abrupt end, and he looked at the edict in his hand in a daze, and the expression on his little face changed from happy to stunned, from stunned to angry, from angry to dazed, and from dazed and depressed, until he didn't know why.
Diao Xiaosi was surprised: "This character was written by Taibai Lao'er? What kind of thing, it's like a ghost drawing, it's like a mess, and Lao Tzu can't understand any of it." β
Cheng Tieniu's soul was reluctant to say: "This is called Longzhang Fengwen, there are a total of twelve words. β
"Then when will you go back, can you bring a few more people? Don't worry, as long as Lao Tzu releases the news of smuggling to the sky, someone will take care of it. I only charge a small middle fee, and you can use the big head. β
Cheng Tieniu looked at Diao Xiaosi with tears on his face and said, "The problem is, I can't go back!"
"For what?"
"It's clearly written on this," Cheng Tieniu gritted his teeth and read word by word: "The mission has not yet succeeded, and the calf still needs to work hard." β
"Who's Maverick?"
"Stupid, that's me!"
"You, didn't you say that if you kill the old thief of Jinding, you can go back to pay the errand?"
"Who knows, it's a fucking pit! Now the bosses above have an idea a day, and they are busy all day long, they are not only responsible for drinking tea, talking nonsense, holding meetings, chatting and talking, and criticizing small strips, and then giving themselves a salary increase at the beginning of the year, and dividends at the end of the year, leaving us as little brothers, and we can't see the future......
"So Lao Tzu's benefits are ...... Oh, Lao Tzu's great merit is in vain?"
Cheng Tieniu shook his head and stuffed the heavenly edict to Diao Xiaosi: "Look for yourself, there is a commendation order for you below." β
"What do you mean, bullying Lao Tzu can't read the Book of Heaven, right?"
Well, no, I shouldn't have said you're a dog, because rats have bigger eyes than yours!"
"Get out!" Diao Xiaosi had no intention of raising the bar with Cheng Tieniu, and looked down at the edict again.
"Hmm-" The dragon chapter and phoenix text on the golden scroll melted like water, and three big golden red characters slowly appeared underneath, and Diao Xiaosi stumbled and reluctantly recited: "Heaven, fate, talisman!"
Before he could figure out what to taste, the golden scroll suddenly melted into his palm.
Diao Xiaosi only felt that his body was warm, and there seemed to be something more in his stomach, and he said upside down: "It's not good, Lao Tzu has it!"
Cheng Tieniu looked at him with a pale face and stared at him in horror, his heart was a lot more relaxed, and he said, "This can be had." β
"Fart, this can't be had. Tell Lao Tzu how to get it out, or I'll be done with you!"
"If it's cheap, it's cheap, and it's good, so you can carry it well. When the melon is ripe, it has benefits that you can't imagine. β
"The melon is ripe, just let it go, I never thought that the little fourth master would also be cheated one day. Maverick ...... Can you help pass a word to the bosses above, just say the boss...... The boy is willing not to be rewarded, and he will change something else, such as which fairy does the Queen Mother hate, and you can consider me when the time comes?"
"Are you serious? For example, there are many older fairies in the court today, and they still can't find a way out. If you want, it's not impossible to give you a spot or two. β
"I'm willing, don't say one or two, I'm willing to say three or four, five or six. Dare to ask Brother Niu, what is the age of the older fairy you are talking about? Twenty, twenty-five...... Thirty, I can consider it for anyone under forty, and the right is to solve problems for the heavenly court. β
"Under forty?" Cheng Tieniu rolled his eyes disdainfully, "Can that be considered an old age?" above us, those who have not lived to be a hundred years old are not considered adults!"
"And how old are they?"
"It's very simple, according to the standard of 3,000 years, the upper part is called a maiden, and the lower part is called a virgin. Older fairies...... Another seven or eight thousand years is enough, and a few of them have lived to be fifteen or six thousand years old, and for the sake of our brothers, I will not introduce them to you. β
"Get out! Fifteen thousand can be considered old? You find a 50,000-year-old for Lao Tzu, and you are not allowed to discount it!"