Nanshan Town, surrounded by mountains, has beautiful scenery.

The Akatsuki River winds its way outside the town.

At five o'clock in the morning, there was still a bright moon hanging in the sky, and the bright moonlight poured down, and the river and moon were sparkling.

At this time, many people are still in a comfortable dreamland, and they should be in a comfortable dreamland.

And Zhang Yunfei, a handyman in Yihong Courtyard, walked on the quiet and dim street with two toilets, stuffing two balls of cotton in his nose, and the overall look was a bit funny. The sound of footsteps echoed through the silent streets.

This is one of his jobs, picking up the toilet at five o'clock in the morning every day to flush it on the Chiyue River outside the town.

He had to return to Yihong Courtyard before six o'clock, otherwise there would be more pedestrians and vendors on the street at dawn, and the road would be difficult to walk.

Of course, the most important thing is that you can't save face. A tall, handsome, and high-value young man like him actually did such a menial job as washing toilets! This is all to blame on his dead ghost distant cousin uncle, who owed a bunch of gambling debts, and when Zhang Yunfei was twelve years old, he tricked him from the mountains to the city, and then sold him to Yihongyuan. However, his dead ghost uncle was later unable to repay the loan shark, and was hacked to death in the street, and his intestines flowed to the ground like a dead pig. For this reason, Zhang Yunfei drank ten jars of daughter red to celebrate, even if he was drunk, he could wake up with a smile in his dream.

After a quick calculation, Zhang Yunfei has been in Yihong Courtyard for six years in a blink of an eye, and has grown into a handsome young man who is now eighteen years old.

Although he is doing such a lowly and foul-smelling job, Zhang Yunfei has a beautiful ideal, that is, he will marry ten wives who are as beautiful as flowers in the future! And all of them must be beautiful women! A dusty woman like Yihongyuan is categorically unacceptable!

However, to realize this ideal, he can't wash the toilet alone, so he always hopes that the bitter proprietress of Yihong Courtyard will die as soon as possible so that he can inherit her family property. The proprietress was single, and I heard that she had a son who later fell ill and died. Once the proprietress was drunk and said to Zhang Yunfei that she had no children, no daughters, no relatives and no reason under her knees, let him be diligent, and when she burped one day in the future, she would leave Yihongyuan to him. Regardless of whether what the proprietress said was true or not, Zhang Yunfei believed it anyway.

So washing the toilet stinks, but there is still hope, although it is not authentic enough to hope that others will die.

As long as there is hope in life, what is unbearable?

In the past, Zhang Yunfei walked smoothly on this street, but today it is not the same, because there are four people blocking the way.

Four strangely dressed people.

"Hey, let it go!" Zhang Yunfei stopped and shouted.

The four men did not respond, still standing motionless.

"Hey, let's let go!" Zhang Yunfei raised his voice.

Still unresponsive, Zhang Yunfei gently put down the toilet and walked over.

I saw one man with a sword, one with a sword, one with a fan, and one with a flute. The one with the fan seems to be blind. The one who holds the flute is a bald head. The one with the sword and the one with the sword looked at each other coldly, as if they were about to duel.

The white smoke is filled, the long hair is fluttering, and the true qi is vertical and horizontal, and it is about to explode.

None of this is the point, the point is that they are all very old, and they all look at least seventy or eighty years old.

"I said you old guys are in my way, are you all deaf? Wow, you still have knives and swords, what do you want to do? Zhang Yunfei circled around the four of them and counted them, "There are a lot of people who are old and still learn to fight and kill, and they can't pretend to go back if they break their arms and legs, do you know, old man! Hurry home and drink tea and hug your grandson." ”

"Young man, it's none of your business here, get out of here. The blind man with the fan opened it and shook it.

"It's none of my business, if it weren't for the fact that you're old and blind, I'd have flattened you a long time ago. Zhang Yunfei raised his fist in front of the blind man, "See, the punch with a sandbag, I'm afraid to see it myself." Maintaining law and order is everyone's responsibility! Believe it or not, I'll report to the officials to arrest you!"

"It's really a disappointment, I think the two of you should fight again another day!" The bald man with the flute brushed the few remaining hairs on his head.

The silver light flashed, and the sword was unsheathed at the same time. With a "whoosh", four figures flew into the air at the same time and disappeared.

Zhang Yunfei's hair was blown by the real qi. His eyes widened, his mouth wide open enough to fit into a punching bag, he couldn't believe his eyes, and he said to himself after a while, "Is it so powerful?"

......

At nine o'clock in the morning, the sun was warm and birds chirped on the branches.

People come and go in front of Yihong Courtyard, and Yihong Courtyard is full of spring.

Although there are many people, it does not mean that the business is good, because they are all here to hear and hear.

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for sitting so close and standing so straight to listen to my story. It's so face-saving!" Zhang Yunfei sat on a stool two meters high and said loudly, "Today I want to tell you a true story, which I have seen with my own eyes, and it is still fresh and hot. ”

"It's not still those things, how fresh they can be. Someone shouted.

"It's fresher and hotter than the I just pulled, do you want to taste it. Zhang Yunfei went back.

The crowd burst into laughter.

"At five o'clock in the morning I went out for a walk and saw four old guys. One was born with a tiger's back, eight feet tall, and a waist circumference of eight feet. Zhang Yunfei continued, saying that picking up the toilet was like going for a walk.

"Wow, that's not a ball. Someone interjected.

"A ball is a ball, really. The same rice raises a hundred kinds of people. Tell you, the octagonal ones have them. In his hand he holds a sword made of pure gold, shining as golden in the night, blinding your dog's eyes. Zhang Yunfei casually pointed to the pile, and then gestured with his hand, "There is another one as tall as a giraffe and eyes as big as a lantern." Holding a forty-meter-long knife. ”

"How can he bring such a long knife?" Someone else interjected and asked.

"That's a good question!" Zhang Yunfei gave a thumbs up, "Because there are thirty meters and nine is formed by knife qi! Do you know what knife qi is? I saw that the two of them stood there casually, and there was a fierce murderous aura that filled the air, and even flies did not dare to fly past. ”

"And what about two others?" Someone asked.

"There are two more people watching the play next to them, and one of them is still blind!" Zhang Yunfei crossed his waist with his left hand and punched out with his right hand, "Suddenly the one with the sword hit a Tianma Meteor Fist." ”

"Didn't he hold a sword? Why did he punch again? Someone else asked.

"You haven't read the book, this is called striking everywhere, the sword is just a cover for him, and the Pegasus Meteor Fist is the real killer move. It's like when you go out to call a prostitute behind your wife's back, but you say that you are out to talk about business, the reason is the same. Zhang Yunfei said with a smile.

The crowd burst into laughter.

"I saw him punch out, the thunder was sensational, and within a radius of 100 miles, no matter people and animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas were turned into flying ashes!" Zhang Yunfei's movements exaggeratedly demonstrated.

"Then why don't you die? Someone shouted.

"That's it!" the crowd echoed in unison.

"If I die, who will tell you the story?" Zhang Yunfei said.

"Cut!" everyone cheered.

"Hey, shut up, you little bastard is talking nonsense here, so they don't call prostitutes!" The one who spoke was the head of Yihong Courtyard, a fat man in his forties, with a two-handedness mustache. is looking up at Zhang Yunfei.

"They are here to listen to my stories and not to call for prostitutes. And calling prostitutes is harmful to physical and mental health, and I am doing a good deed. Zhang Yunfei looked down at him.

"If you don't have a customer to call a prostitute, you can't pay your salary, you eat. Mr. Wang crossed his waist and said angrily.

"Eating is good for your physical and mental health, so I'll leave it to you! Ouch!" Zhang Yunfei had just finished speaking, and he was slapped on the back of his chest. Fell off the stool and fell into the mud, "Who hit me!"

"Don't think that if you look handsome, I won't beat you! If you don't work properly all day long, you will know nonsense! Believe it or not, I stuff into your mouth and sew it up!" Nai Yihongyuan, the proprietress of Nai Yi Red Courtyard, who beat Zhang Yunfei, looked at Zhang Yunfei lying on the ground with disdain, and then swept towards the others, "And you." I have a brothel here, not a academy, so if you want to listen to books, go to the academy!"

Everyone dispersed in a hurry, what should they do.

"One by one, I don't know what to say. Get up for me, don't pretend to be dead, go buy two bottles of soy sauce and come back!" the proprietress kicked Zhang Yunfei, who was still lying on the ground, "I don't know what the kitchen is doing, and the dishes that have been fried recently have faded out of their mouths." ”

Zhang Yunfei got up, rubbed the back of his head and left Yihong Courtyard, all the way to the west of Nanshan Street.

Nanshan Street is the largest pedestrian street in Nanshan Town, about 1,000 meters long, leading directly to the Chiyue River. Zhang Yunfei picked the toilet to wash it in the early morning, and it was this street that he washed away. Nanshan Town is very lively and prosperous, and almost all the shops and inns are located on this street. Yee Hong Courtyard is right in the middle of this street.

"Old witch, one day I will poison you!" Zhang Yunfei gritted his teeth, "Hey, what happened?"

Zhang Yunfei saw the flow of people gathering in one place, so he followed curiously. Before I knew it, I came to a ring. There are three floors in the ring, and countless people are watching the excitement.

"Hey, it's so lively. Zhang Yunfei pulled an onlooker and asked, "What are you doing here?"

Liu Fugui held a martial arts competition for his daughter. The onlookers replied.

"Recruiting relatives in martial arts? That's really a good show to watch. Zhang Yunfei tried his best to squeeze to the front, "I borrowed it." ”

Two strong men like hills blocked the way, Zhang Yunfei couldn't squeeze through, and with a thought, he took out a copper plate and threw it on the ground.

"Two brothers, did you drop the silver on the ground?" Zhang Yunfei poked their shoulders with his fingers.

"Silver?" the two strong men turned back at the same time, "My!" "My!"

At the same time, the two of them bent over the ground with big butts to look for silver, and forced the crowd away. The crowd was dissatisfied for a while, but seeing the size of the two of them, they didn't dare to say much.

Zhang Yunfei took the opportunity to drill over and squeezed all the way to the first row.

I saw a ring about 100 square meters large, with a row of various weapons on the left, and a pennant on the right, with the four big characters of "Recruiting Relatives by Competition" written on it, which was fluttering in the wind!

A middle-aged man stood in the ring, dressed in fine silk and various jewelry decorations, and the whole person looked quite rich.