Chapter 5: Intro A
"Next~, the organizer of the first "The First Martial Arts Conference in the World", His Majesty the Emperor of Chivalry speaks! Everyone please applaud!!" The stage took the lead in applauding, and the people below naturally responded.
Although the world's first martial arts conference was held for the first time, it was not the first time that the martial arts competition was held. This speech or something is certainly essential......
But......
What's the matter with this 'chivalrous emperor'? Why don't you go to the egg tart? ?
Lao Song complained frantically in his heart, but he couldn't have any expression on the surface. It's just that I'm ruthless in my heart, isn't it that I'm also feudal once, and I gave the person who came up with this title a three-foot white silk god horse......
Solemnly walked up to the 'rostrum' and took out the speech......
...... Song Xia didn't feel anything about this action when he knew it, but now that he does it, Lao Song feels awkward. I can't bear it. Finally shouted-
「CUT~!
Director, come here. Song Xia suddenly stretched out his hand to stop and beckoned to the director......
"This section is not good, you see~, I am the emperor, and I am the best in the world in martial arts. See if you can get rid of this link and make me mysterious...... And the Emperor is swollen? Why do I have this nickname!!
And also. The film taken at the opening ceremony was to be taken out for publicity. You do this, you make me feel a lot of pressure to say~!" The director came, and before he could say hello, he was greeted with a complaint.
It is said that in the past two years, the town and the government have engaged in people's livelihood technology, and this 'electricity' has been made, so the movie or something naturally has to follow up. At least it's okay to get a mobile theater or something.
Just like the square movies in the early years when TV was not yet popular, everyone risked being bitten by mosquitoes and watched all kinds of "XX War" and "Yang and Zhang's Former Pure Template" Shenma movies. If only someone had a TV at home. It basically became a movie theater. Not to mention movies and TV series, everyone is reluctant to dazzle even an advertisement......
Since there are movies. It is necessary to have corresponding supporting facilities. The problem is that science and technology have gone up, but relevant talents can't keep up~. To make Song Xia's two knives, he always has to do it himself.
It's not that the director and screenwriter can't do anything. None of China's four great masterpieces were written by modern people. In fact, you can be a director by just finding a larger troupe, and you can be a director with all kinds of on-stage and off-stage positions, playing time, etc., but their minds are like pigs running up, and they insist on hitting the tree. Or rather, it is limited by various rules and regulations. So that they simply don't know how to be flexible......
In fact, it's no wonder that the so-called director is not strong, you think, this is the era of feudal monarchy after all, you still know that you are the emperor, this is not the actor who plays the emperor in the opera! Who dares to command the emperor to do this and that?
How should we move the position? How should we behave, and so on! Who would dare to command? Therefore, it is natural to use the most 'standard'. Or the most rigid arrangement...... But this thing (arrangement) seems to be very good, but it is really being implemented, and Song Xia always feels awkward. is mainly troubled by various variety shows and other programs. Now letting him see this kind of thing on the line is no different from killing him...... In fact, this arrangement is very, very 'trendy'......
Even the rehearsal or something, it's the last one now, let's come over and let Lao Song come over and mean it...... As a result, he was now dissatisfied, but it was too late at the last minute......
"The little (minion) should be damned~!!" ×N
All right. Song Xia was furious, and these temporary 'actors' who were found all knelt down at once. Ducked down and shouted damn it......
The so-called law does not blame the public, and when encountering this kind of thing, Song Xia could only cover his forehead weakly. Is it really such a 'compromise'?
Originally, he wanted to complain about the stage. Complain about the position of the camera. Complain about everything you can complain about!...... It's too late......
"Get me the chief planner!I'm going to explode his asshole~!!!This fucking is going to be shot outside!!The game will start in a while!!You guys...... You ......."
"Father Wei Hua, there is a negative grace. ~Sin deserves death~!!Sin deserves death~!!!" At this time, an old man came out of the crowd. Fall on the ground and weep. is the Ministry of Rites Shangshu who took the lead in drinking poisonous wine before, and he now returns to his heart. The Ministry of Rites he is in charge of is the department in charge of the Heavenly Sacrifice Banquet and other things. Therefore, this kind of conference is naturally carried by him, the leader of the Ministry of Rites, to 'carry the black cauldron'. In fact, he has been working for half his life. It's the first time you've held a martial arts tournament~......
"Shut up first, the question now is what to do, if you can solve the problem by death, I will scrape you alive now, look at what you did~!ah~!Broken wooden platform, these few are holding flags to force people!You can't find a few handsome ones, even if you can't recruit handsome ones, you can find someone of similar height~. It's all about being photogenic!
You should think this is a contest to recruit relatives! I have said that I will do a big job! I want to show the prestige of my Celestial Empire. You're just fucking going to do it for me!I'm fucking~ I'm going to fucking kick you to death~~!" kicked the new Ministry of Rites Shangshu Wei Hua's ass hard. Song Xia began to wander like a trapped beast......
And seeing this group of people trembling on the ground one by one, they could only sigh weakly in the end. If you get angry and lose your temper can solve the problem, then you can get angry as much as you want...... Pity......
...... In fact, I don't blame the Ministry of Rites for being a 'little family'. In the Song Dynasty, it was customary to emphasize literature over military force...... This martial arts competition, held in a professional martial arts arena, in his opinion, is 'atmospheric' enough, and it is difficult to form habits, but once habits are formed, it is difficult to change. Even if Song Xia has promoted the status of military generals and others, they will still subconsciously 'self-contempt' (short for self-contempt......
Ancient scholars, farmers, industrialists, and merchants. Merchants have the lowest status, while 'shi' are the most respected. In fact, the 'shi' here not only refers to the literati, but also naturally to be divided into 'scribes' and 'samurai'. Both of these 'scholars' have champions...... But the new champion can be the governor and county magistrate, and the martial champion is also a 'scholar', but he can only be a royal guard or something...... Or a thousand-torn, a godhead, and so on.
The king of comedy, Stephen Chow, co-starred in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" co-starred by the domestic diva Gong Li, in which Wu Zhuangyuan is just the head of the guards of the Huatai Mansion, just a subordinate. Its status as a martial champion can be imagined.
Anyway, the reason why Song Xia was so angry. In fact, it is also to blame the venue of the so-called "The World's First Martial Arts Conference", according to convention. This kind of thing is naturally held in the examination room of the martial arts exam...... That is, this is the ring that lays this 'martial arts'. As I said before, this is Wu Zhuangyuan's examination room. Although it was renovated because of Song Xia's ascendancy, it was only renovated. Because if you want to move the capital, you can't raise the earth (meaning to build a new house......
This examination room for Wu Zhuangyuan has been serving our Great Song Dynasty for hundreds of years! It was built when Zhao Gou came. It used to be full of cobwebs...... Rain leaks in winter and wind leaks in summer. Of course, because although the martial arts examination is also hand-picked by the emperor, there is no need for the emperor to be present, so the so-called 'rostrum' supporting facilities are naturally quite 'good'...... This is not to say that he is not rudimentary, but that he is not well utilized. So it's relatively new......
It's a shame to say it. This B field is big. But there are B hairs with ~??36 teams say more or less, say less and a lot. Tickets are not sold. Don't you feel desolate about playing a one-on-one game with such a 10,000-person competition?
Details determine success or failure...... Don't know how to command blindly, OK~?? This kind of place entertains the world's masters, aren't you afraid of smiling and generous??The martial arts training ground of Shaolin Temple is more beautiful than here~!!Although it is not as big as here......
Of course, this place is naturally much better than the martial arts training ground of ordinary sects, after all, it is ten points for the country to select talents, but it is not much better......
『...... Forget it, it's a headache to think about it. It's also to blame Lao Song for not being comprehensive enough and not doing everything myself. 』
Weakly raised his head. At this time, Song Xia asked Cangtian speechlessly. And that's it......
"There's ......
Hurry, you guys follow me, bring the guys. Song Xia waved his hand. Although a group of people can't figure their heads, they still listen to the leader...... And at this time-
"Why didn't I think of it~!I'm really a genius...... happy in my heart, and naturally smiled.
Saying that, Song Xia raised his head. It is the tallest building in the capital that I just saw.
And the capital city is naturally the emperor's Jinluan Palace, which can be the highest. And when it comes to martial arts, except for the Jin family. And naturally it's the ancient family!
And the sentence "The night of the full moon, the top of the Forbidden City, a sword coming from the west, and flying immortals outside the sky" I believe that no one knows it, right?
Speaking of the incident of Ximen Blowing Snow and Ye Gucheng's decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City, not to mention the result. How exciting the location of this site alone is~.
I'm a fucking pig myself, so I don't need to keep such good material. Why don't you have a conference ring that goes online......
"Let's go. Follow me to the Golden Luan Palace. I'm going to hold a tournament on the temple!!"
"Your Majesty, by no means, except for ...... with a sword."
"Shut up! I'm the emperor, and besides, this time everyone is a friend from the rivers and lakes I sent a post to invite. Anyway, I don't want to hold a conference in such a shabby place!!
It's not that I'm talking about you, the Ministry of Rites has been doing it for so many years, what does it mean to be low-key, mysterious, and connotative?
I just need to be full of momentum, stand up and say, cough ......;' Looking forward to your performance. "That's it~, do you understand~?!Here it is said that there is a palace test for the literary test, and there is a protégé of the Son of Heaven! After the martial arts test, there is also a palace test, and there is also a protégé of the Son of Heaven!! Wei Hua's father was stunned for a moment. He would have said something else, like, this is not compliant. Or, the emperor asked him to think twice, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Song Xia spit back with a lot of saliva and crackles...... Wei Hua's father, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, ...... Once again, the 'loyal heart' that had been formed with great difficulty began to endure inhuman torture...... And here Song Xia didn't care about him, but he just sighed in his heart that fortunately, he had already arranged a place for the thirty-six teams in the imperial city to show respect. Otherwise, I don't know what the pit will become......
........................
As a result, the old man led the team and entered the forbidden city in a mighty way, and at this time, the early dynasty was not over, and Prince Zhao Yun was listening to the opening of the hall, but at this moment, Lao Song led a large group of people with utensils and killed them mighty......
"It's good to have a camera here! you, you, let 、、、 and Yun'er you first.
Remember, take a seven-point face. Along the way, Song Xia connected the dots. In the end, Zhao Yun was coaxed away and sat on the dragon chair. Start beckoning the camera to adjust its position.
Zhao Yun naturally let go without saying a word. But I can't make it laugh or cry. Or is it more appropriate to describe it as stunned......
"Okay? Is it a seven-point face? What? It's a little dim? The lights ~! Stupid! Climb on the pillar! Forgive your innocence...... Hurry~!!" while sitting on the dragon chair to command, while receiving makeup artist touch-ups. You must know that Lao Song's eyes are a little small. It is a typical red phoenix eye, and the eyebrows are relatively light. So to be photogenic, you need to draw eyebrows...... But anyway, he's busy flying at this time~!!
"Your Majesty...... Are you ......," Zhao Yun asked cautiously.
"It's okay, look at your notebook. Hurry up if there is any major national event. After filming the opening ceremony, I'm going to meet the team here...... By the way, the palace test of Wu Zhuangyuan will be added in the future. Isn't the lighting good yet? Forget it, let's look into the mirror first. It's okay, just rehearse it and see how it works, it's not so bad for film......
At this time, Song Xia can be said to be in control of the overall situation. And until this time. The civil and military officials reacted from the scorching outside of the thunder......
"Your Majesty, even if a literati participates in the palace examination, after all, they write articles. But the sword has no eyes, and the warrior ......."
"As far as you have a lot to do, I'm still afraid that the sword has no eyes?? Besides, the champion of the martial arts test doesn't need to go through layers of screening? If someone really takes the opportunity to assassinate and can survive the palace test, then there is definitely a chance to assassinate.
Also, even if someone wants to assassinate them. Are you all decorations with knives?Otherwise, you can just take off the knives~!" Old Song is so angry, he said before that they were light. Now it's here! The civil servants didn't speak. On the contrary, it is he, Lu Wende, who is always used as a gun......
There's no way, the military attache is more straightforward and quick-talking...... And these civil officials ...... Throw out a few unbiased ones. What about the other monkey spirits......
"The minister is afraid, please atone for your sins. It is not the honor of the minister who covets the sword in front of the palace, but takes precautions. If you want to assassinate, you must take the lead. Rush to the front at the first time, so this knife ......."
"Forget it, go and go~. You're in front of the machine, and I don't have time to pay attention to you now. Song Xia didn't really want to punish Lu Wende, saying that it was really speechless to see him selling cute...... But now Song Xia is busy. I really don't have time to pay attention to him......
It's a pity -
"Your Majesty, you don't want to hold a palace test competition here, do you?" At this time, the Seventh Prince, Zhao Yuan, who had figured out the joint, suddenly asked, a little uncertain.
"What, what else do you have to say?" Seeing that it was all the people he cultivated, Song Xia couldn't help frowning.
"Your Majesty, it's not that I want to object to Your Majesty's martial arts competition here, but the decorations in this hall. I don't think there's time to set up a ring at this time. So the flat ground competition, this... This... This... , play should put a flying knife to break the tip of a sword. Wouldn't that ......" The Seventh Prince, Zhao Yuan, is not a simple martial artist, but very smart. The truth is also reasonable, otherwise why build the ring, do you think it's just for people to watch?......?
"Who told you I'm going to let them fight here?" Song Xia asked rhetorically?
"Then Your Majesty wants to ......," Zhao Yu wondered.
"...... above," Song Xia stretched out his hand and pointed upward.
"Upper??"
This time, Zhao Hao didn't understand......
"I'm going to hold the world's biggest martial arts festival...... Others will never be able to do it, but only I can do it!!I want to make them thirty-six teams~!!
Decisive Battle - The Top of the Forbidden City!!" paused, and with a wave of his hand, Song Xia Wang's aura dispersed.
"What !?" ×2
Zhao Yu and Zhao Yun, who were closest to Song Xia, exclaimed at the same time. And Song Xia's words were like a bomb, and in an instant, all the people in the hall were not in harmony! Including the crew he brought in...... Because no one expected Lao Song to play so big! It can be said that in the next moment, the hall was directly chaotic into a pot of porridge, and several lighting masters fell directly from the beam, but fortunately, they all had some self-defense skills.
There are countless dead and concurrently opposed to it...... Or as long as they are in the temple, all those who can speak begin to appeal to death......
Just kidding, here it is, it's the highest point in the capital. Since the completion of this roof, except for the craftsmen who legally went up to repair it, even a bird falling on it has violated the king's law. Specialized guards are responsible for shooting them...... To put it mildly, the craftsmen who repair the roof will die after repairing the roof. Even if you don't give death, you must give at least fifty boards. It can be seen that the roof of this Jinluan Palace is the supreme nature of ancient royal power......
Taking 10,000 steps back, there are still many 'barbarians' in these 36 teams...... In ancient times, there was a saying that if you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles. This upper room and uncovering tiles are used to describe demons......
"Don't be noisy! I said let them compete on it, and they will compete on it. And even if you ask them to go up, they can do it. Don't forget how tall it is. It happened to be the first test, and I heard that many of them came to the competition with their little apprentices, so isn't this tricking me? I won't prepare ladders for them.
The so-called Confucianism is chaotic with literature, and chivalry is forbidden with martial arts. As far as I know, several of those thirty-six teams, either themselves or relatives or friends, have been on this roof.
You can't catch it if you want to, and this is what I invite people to go up to the roof, how elegant? and it looks generous~! Don't tell me you haven't seen the stars on the roof......" A loud roar suppressed everyone's discussion, and Lao Song frowned and complained.
Everyone was powerless to refute, but this imperial city was indeed not allowed to leave on the surface......
But because of the old Song Xiongwei, he made a decision. All of them are really out of bounds......
And a few masters who are still shouting ridiculousness are actually because of the 'barbarian house'. This kind also belongs to patriots, and Lao Song can't do anything to them, but in the end he was annoyed by them. directly shot at their dumb holes. They could only jump wildly, pointing at Old Song Gan and glaring. Make an 'uh' 'uh' sound. Lao Song even secretly made a tongue-sticking grimace at their demonstration. Angry, Wei Huafu, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, and several others fainted on the spot...... He knew what Song Xia was referring to by the so-called 'Shang' competition in the palace, it was a slip of the tongue......
Of course, these are not afraid of death. Old Song is used to it...... As for the others...... Basically shut up with a lot of fun...... What should I do...... And finally-
"Very well, if you are interested, you can stay and watch the battle. Everyone else scattered...... Scattered. Little flute, you go and inform the participating teams that you are here to meet you! 」
"Yes, the minion commands......
"Then now it's time to start filming. Wait a while, and finally let the thirty-six teams stand up and make up the shot. The old man asked a little eunuch to inform the thirty-six participating teams of the meeting time. At the same time, sit back on the dragon chair and prepare to start shooting. It's not a live broadcast, so it's natural to do your best......
Finally-
"Okay, all units ready. The first scene, three, two, one. Action~!!" accompanied by the director's 'start'. The opening of "The World's First Martial Arts Conference" officially began filming. (To be continued......)