Chapter 356: Facebook (I)

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Diao Xiaosi defeated the zombie face and successfully recaptured the day and night Dayan pig killing knife, and couldn't help but feel that the villain was full of energy.

The zombie face looks weird and difficult, but the brain is not bright, and the little fourth master is still experienced in dealing with this low IQ.

He was just about to admire the three-zhang tall black altar, and then embedded his ass into the stone seat on the platform to taste what it was like to see the zombie's face swaying back again.

"Are you still finished?" Diao Xiaosi was really annoyed this time, "It's shameless to stalk! Get out, don't mess with Lao Tzu and ...... Huh?"

He suddenly found that although this zombie face was the same person as just now, the facial expressions were obviously different.

The face just now was rigid and inhuman, and the face in front of him had an exaggerated expression, crying bitterly and with remorse, could it be that zombies would also change their faces?

Diao Xiaosi suddenly felt the pores of his body slowly contract, and his muscles became stiff, as he saw more and more zombie faces floating up from the endless dark depths.

Some of them cry and laugh, some don't cry and don't laugh, and some cry and laugh...... But it's all the same person's face.

"Joke, I just made a little joke with the brothers...... Diao Xiaosi felt that there was a dead air around him, and accompanied him with a smile to comfort these poor ghosts who no one cared about, "May I ask you big brothers, I don't know where we have met, why do we feel familiar when I see it? Could it be that we are in a long drought and nectar, and we meet our hometowns? When the villagers see the villagers, they stab them in the back...... Oh, what a stab you stab!"

"Huh-" A half-dead zombie face suddenly appeared behind Diao Xiaosi, and when he opened his mouth, a black flame erupted into his body.

Just finished swallowing the sword, and this is going to play fire, Diao Xiaosi can't help but have the illusion of being in the vegetable market to watch juggling.

He hurriedly opened the lawless umbrella, and the black fire hit the surface of the umbrella with a slight "whoosh" sound, turning into thick liquid juice, burning holes of different sizes.

Diao Xiaosi didn't care about the distress, and when he swept the corner of his eye, he saw a face on the left yawning silently, and a dark demon snake came out of his mouth, twisting and trembling his outrageous body wildly, and rushed towards Diao Xiaosi.

Your mother, there are still people who play with snakes! Diao Xiaosi slapped the dragon belt and called out the toad.

Thinking that it was time to let the wind eat again, the toad happily emerged from the belt of the dragon, and saw a large mass of black long worms spitting snake letters rushing towards him.

It immediately turned around and drilled into the belt of the dragon, not wanting to be held down by Diao Xiaosi, so it became a fart with its head inside and its ass outside, and "quacked" out of it in fear.

Hundreds of black demon snakes collapsed in an instant, twisting their bodies and scurrying around, preferring to take a detour rather than put their heads closer to the toad's ass a little longer.

Diao Xiaosi's hands were empty, so he had to hold his breath and rush forward wrapped in a rolling stinky fart.

Directly in front of him was a smiling zombie face, scented by the colorful mist of air, and immediately laughed more ugly than crying.

Diao Xiaosi had revenge and revenge, and changed to a Fengming Champion Witch King Knife and viciously chopped it off.

"Bang!" the Witch King's knife unleashed its evil power, slashing the zombie face in two like cutting a bean curd.

Injuries and kinds, not to mention that these zombies have the same grimace and the same nightmare? Suddenly a rage came from all directions, besieging Diao Xiaosi.

The so-called double fists are difficult to defeat four, the hero can't stand his mouth a lot, and Diao Xiaosi is in danger when he takes care of one or the other.

In all fairness, the individual combat ability of these zombie faces is not as good as that of the master in the mirror, but one is that they cannot be killed, and the other is that there are many of them, coupled with the strange death qi full of interference, all kinds of bizarre and strange factors are combined in one place, and the superlative masters of the world must also retreat.

Diao Xiaosi didn't want to fight, he wanted to put up a white flag, but the zombie face didn't agree, so he could only grit his teeth and show all the treasures that could be used on his body.

Unexpectedly, this trick actually worked, and a few zombie faces who were music enthusiasts stopped attacking, and suspended in the air like wooden chickens, quietly listening to Chu Mei's beautiful songs with continuous heart-wrenching trills.

Diao Xiaosi tried his best to find a way out of this ghost place, but after the end, he found himself lost in the dark.

Getting lost was originally commonplace for a road idiot like Eldest Sun Wuji. But for Diao Xiaosi, it is absolutely abnormal. What he is best at playing is a maze game, he drilled around in various tombs when he was a child, and he could find a way with his eyes closed, so how could he get lost?

He felt strange in his heart, and then thought of a possibility, and couldn't help but be overjoyed - there was a magic circle in this stone room!

Diao Xiaosi can't wait to embrace the owner of this stone room warmly, he is too understanding, too unpredictable and prophetic - he can actually pinch his fingers and calculate that one day the little fourth master will come here to visit.

There was no need to hesitate, Diao Xiaosi took out the guide car from the belt of the dragon.

The spirit mark originally engraved by Wang Xuanying in the guide car had already been erased by him, and he changed it to the name "Diao Ji" with peace of mind.

"Huh-" The zombie faces that were originally densely packed around him receded like a tide, and the room was suddenly quiet, and then, gradually, Diao Xiaosi was surprised to see that the stone room had returned to its original state, and there was no longer any obstacle to vision.

On the four walls of the stone room, hundreds of human faces are densely printed, many of them new friends who have just made friends.

At this moment, they were quietly frozen on the stone wall, making it impossible to imagine that they almost killed Diao Xiaosi before.

Diao Xiaosi approached a stone wall with trepidation, and cautiously tentatively touched one of the faces. The tentacles were cold, and a thick breath of death poured in from his fingertips, which made him tremble, and he hurriedly retracted his fingers.

Seeing that these faces no longer took the initiative to attack him, Diao Xiaosi slowly calmed down, paced around the stone room and reprimanded: "Aren't you fierce and fierce just now, and you really want to eat Lao Tzu alive? Now the little fourth master is standing here, come on?"

The faces were quietly embedded in the stone wall, and no one paid attention to him.

Diao Xiaosi twisted his eyebrows and stared at the face for a long time, thinking that since this thing could force Lao Tzu to almost put up a white flag, if it was put outside, it would definitely be able to force Tuli into a dead turtle. Then what is there to hesitate about, there is only one thing left!

Diao Xiaosi pulled out the Youquan short knife and began to cut the stone wall tirelessly, intending to put all these hundreds of faces into his pocket.

The stone was extremely hard, but it couldn't stop Diao Xiaosi's surging enthusiasm. He slashed along the face of the person into the stone wall, and was so busy in the cold stone room that he was sweating profusely.

Suddenly, a voice in the stone chamber asked, "How many years have you been in this business?"

Diao Xiaosi was doing a good job, and he didn't want to answer: "There will always be seventeen or eighteen years." ”

"No wonder it's so skilled. The voice seemed to be proud of the correct judgment it had made, and said, "It's a veteran, I can see it at a glance." ”

"How many years has my brother been in the industry?" Diao Xiaosi was surprised, and turned around in surprise and asked, "Who, who the hell is talking to Lao Tzu?!"

"Boom-" The ground trembled violently and rose upward, Diao Xiaosi hurriedly flew up, looked around intently, and said in amazement: "Earthquake?"

Suddenly, the voice said, "It's me, I'm going to show my face." ”

He didn't say that it was okay, as soon as he said that he was going to show his face, Diao Xiaosi became nervous, thinking that it was another thousand-year-old demon who was going to come out, his body slammed down, stepped heavily on the ground that was slowly rising, and asked in surprise: "Where are you?"

The man replied angrily, "Can you take the two stinky feet away and step on someone's nose first!"

Diao Xiaosi was taken aback and hurriedly looked down, only to see a huge human face on the ground, exactly the same as the hundreds of faces he saw on the stone wall. But his expression was a little angry and painful, and he was extremely unhappy that his feet were stepping on the bridge of his nose.

Diao Xiaosi shouted "Ah" and said, "I'm sorry, I don't know that Brother Lu Dao is down there." He stomped his left foot on the bridge of his nose and flew up with all his strength, saying, "Do you feel much lighter now?"

The face of the giant face on the ground distorted for a while, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Although I don't know how it hurts, you can't slap people's faces like this!"

"Slap you in the face?" Diao Xiaosi snorted: "You almost killed Lao Tzu, what is it for me to step on it?"

He suddenly rolled up his sleeves and waved the Youquan short knife and said, "You came just in time, Lao Tzu will dig you out and take you out of the dragon to let that kid taste it." ”

Giant Face frightened: "Don't mess around, once you leave here, the necromancer will be disillusioned." All you can get is a stone of no value. ”

"The stone is not bad," Diao Xiaosi laughed when he heard it, and said, "It is both magnificent and evil at home." Warning, don't think it's okay to slip back. Lao Tzu's knife sharpens iron like clay, it's a big deal to dig up here to the bottom, bring a pile of broken stones back and play slowly...... Well, that sounds like a good game. ”

The giant face didn't know whether it was true or not, and said hurriedly: "Let's talk...... What do you like?"

Diao Xiaosi's face showed a look of scorn and said, "Except for a pile of useless stones, what else do you have, what benefits can you give Lao Tzu?"

Giant Face hesitated, "Are you interested in necromantic faces?" or can you pick a few of your favorite ones from the wall and take them with you?"

"Just a few of them, you feed the mosquitoes!"

The giant face hesitated: "Those ten...... Fifteen ...... Sixteen, seventeen, eighteenβ€”"

Diao Xiaosi didn't have the patience to listen to him count, and stretched out two fingers.

"Then ...... Twenty sheets!"

"Don't think about it," Diao Xiaosi said categorically: "No need to talk about less than two hundred!"

"You're too dark, no, I won't give you any if you provoke the fire!"

"That's the best, Lao Tzu will do it himself, and he will have enough food and clothing!"