Chapter 6 Who is the thief?
Zhang Yunfei paced around in the cave, and this situation really gave him a headache.
The woman in purple gave him two choices, either kill her or let her go.
"Have you thought about it?" asked the woman in purple.
Such a beautiful beauty, it would be a pity if she really killed it. But let her go, thinking of her killing last night without blinking, he really didn't have much confidence in her.
"Who said I only had two choices. Hey, hey, hey!" Zhang Yunfei approached the woman in purple with a smile. The smile made people panic, "I have a third choice." ”
"What do you want to do?" the woman in purple was a little nervous. This damn bastard, let's say he's a bad guy, so far he hasn't killed her or insulted her. If you want to call him a good person, phew!phew!don't even think about it!
Zhang Yunfei didn't answer, and directly reached out and touched the woman in purple.
"Whore, I'm going to kill you!" The woman in purple roared.
"Now, I'm a very trustworthy person. I said that if you call me a lewd thief again, I will stuff your mouth with a sock, and I will do what I say!" Zhang Yunfei said as he began to take off his socks.
He seems to have forgotten that he and Supreme Jade made a poisonous oath of "but born on the same day and month in the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month in the same year", and he was embarrassed to say that he was trustworthy.
When the woman in purple saw him take off his socks, she instantly understood what he was going to do, and her eyes widened in horror, "If you dare, I will kill ......", and before she finished speaking, she stuffed a stinky sock into her mouth.
The woman in purple almost fainted directly, wanting to vomit but couldn't.
"Also, I'm a fair person. I saved your life, and I don't need you to pay back my life, see what you have in you, I'll take it myself. Zhang Yunfei said and took it on the woman in purple.
He took out a token with the word "Ling" written on one side and the word "Moon Shadow" written on the other.
"It's not made of gold, so it's useless. Zhang Yunfei muttered and threw it away!
If he knew the material and function of this token, he would probably slap himself wildly.
Zhang Yunfei continued to dig, took out a wide-mouthed porcelain bottle, uncorked it, and poured out a bright red "stone", about the size of a pigeon's egg, and moistened it. Seeing this, the purple-clothed woman's face instantly turned pale.
"It's like a wild fruit. Zhang Yunfei muttered and bit lightly with his teeth, "Well, it's sweet, it tastes good, just right to quench your thirst." ”
Zhang Yunfei ate all the "wild fruits" in three or two clicks, continued to pour the bottle, but there was no more, and complained: "It's so delicious, why don't you pick a few more." ”
Why don't you pick a few more wild fruits? This is the Linglong heart that immortal cultivators dream of!
It was she who risked her life to snatch it, and it ended up where she is now, and it is all thanks to this Linglong heart.
Linglong heart is the fruit of the elven dragon grass of heaven and earth, which only blooms once every 500 years, and the flower is like an elven dragon, colorful and colorful, and then it takes another 500 years to bear fruit and mature. Linglong Heart has an incomparably powerful vitality, and if it is completely refined, it can extremely quickly improve the effect of human life recovery. Ye Yanqing originally wanted to use Linglong's heart to help him survive the catastrophe, so as to completely remove the Xuanbing cold poison on his body, but he was swallowed as a wild fruit like this?!
The woman in purple couldn't swallow it in one breath, and with the edification of the stinky socks, she rolled her eyes directly.
Zhang Yunfei continued to dig, and took out a round cyan jade pendant, which was warm, and it was carved with a strange beast that Zhang Yunfei did not know, a bird with three legs, and a round of sun, which was quite good-looking. In fact, this is the ancient divine beast Golden Crow.
"Well, this is good, it looks like it's worth a lot, I'll take it. Zhang Yunfei stuffed the jade pendant into his waist. Get up and find a sharp stone and stuff it into the hand of the woman in purple who was twisted behind her back, "Although this rope is tough, it can be broken by grinding it slowly with a stone! Also, this cave is very hidden, no one will find it, so you can grind here with peace of mind." From now on, we will not owe each other. ”
Zhang Yunfei turned around and walked towards the entrance of the cave, and after walking not far away, he suddenly felt that the voice of the woman in purple behind him was abnormal, and when he looked back, he saw that the woman in purple kept shivering, and a cold air was rising on her body.
"Wow, how did you freeze like this on this hot day?" Zhang Yunfei walked back curiously and looked at the girl in purple.
"Woo woo woo ......" the woman in purple called hard, and Zhang Yunfei's stinky socks were still stuffed in her mouth. His face began to be covered with a layer of frost.
Seeing that this was wrong, Zhang Yunfei hurriedly ripped off the socks in the purple-clothed girl's mouth, "What's wrong with you?"
"Jade ...... Pei" The woman in purple spit out these two words with difficulty, her eyes staring at Zhang Yunfei's waist. The frost on the face began to condense into ice.
Zhang Yunfei saw it and stuffed the golden black jade pei he had collected from the woman in purple back into her arms.
The golden black jade pendant emitted a layer of dazzling golden light, surrounding the woman in purple. In just a moment, the golden light disappeared, and the woman in purple returned to normal.
"Wow, what's the matter with you, you became an iceman in an instant?" Zhang Yunfei asked curiously and with concern.
"I have the poison of Xuan Ice in my blood, and only by relying on this golden black jade pendant can I temporarily restrain it. If you take it, I will die with all your life. Zhang Yunfei can turn around and save her again, the woman in purple has determined that Zhang Yunfei's nature is not bad at this moment, but she is too guarded, and she likes to play some pranks, if she doesn't tell the truth, she is afraid that he will take away the golden jade pendant again. It's a matter of life, and you can't block the air.
"I AM SO Saorui! Zhang Yunfei said apologetically.
The woman in purple was a little confused, what kind of bird language did she say?
"Oh, I'm sorry. Once there was a golden-haired guest in Yihong Courtyard, wow, that chest hair, tsk...... He taught me. Zhang Yunfei put on the stinky socks, "Are you okay now?"
"@#$%^&**^......" The woman in purple spoke hard, and her whole person suddenly became very weak.
"What's wrong with you, what do you want to say?" Zhang Yunfei asked.
"@#$%^&**^......" The purple-clothed woman's voice was inaudible, and she was about to faint.
Zhang Yunfei subconsciously leaned his ear over and suddenly received a slap.
"Ahh
"If you want to die, you keep running. The woman in purple shouted. It turned out that the woman in purple had secretly used a stone to grind the bark rope a long time ago, and finally broke it after Zhang Yunfei's body search, pretended to be weak and fainted, lured Zhang Yunfei closer, and gave him a slap with her last strength. However, the woman in purple was still very weak, and it was difficult to stand up.
Zhang Yunfei dropped a sentence: "If I want to die, I won't run." Continue to run out of the cave.
"Hmph!" the woman in purple sneered, letting Zhang Yunfei leave, cross-legged breathing, in order to recover her true qi. But after the true qi condensed, it quickly dispersed, and after working hard again and again, after half a pillar of incense, the woman in purple felt that she had finally succeeded in condensing a trace of true qi in her body, although it was less than one ten-thousandth of her normal level, but it was enough for her to recover some physical strength.
"This spirit is too domineering, I have to go back to Granny Jinhua as soon as possible. The woman in purple muttered to herself. She stood up and looked at the entrance of the cave, and a figure rushed in, panting, it was Zhang Yunfei who had escaped just now.
"You female devil, what did you do to me?" Zhang Yunfei knelt on one knee, his lips were haired, his breathing was difficult, his face was red for a while, and his face was pale for a while.
"I slapped you just now, and I was poisoned by ice and fire. It is made by combining the poison of the Xuan Ice in my body and the flame of the Golden Crow. The middle one will suddenly be like entering the furnace, and the other will be like entering the cold cave. If there is no antidote within three days, it will be burned to ashes and frozen to ice. The faster you run, the faster the gas will attack. The woman in purple smiled proudly, finally able to let out a bad breath. Refreshing!
"You! If you have the ability, you can kill me directly. Zhang Yunfei said angrily.
"You have a lot of backbone! Please, maybe I'll be happy, and I'll be merciful and give you the antidote. Hahaha. The woman in purple laughed out loud, it felt so good.
"Woman!" Zhang Yunfei knelt on his knees, bowed with his hands together, and finally fell to the ground with his whole body thrown to the ground, "You adults don't care about villains, the prime minister's stomach can pick up the boat, you can spare me this time!"
"The child can be taught. The woman in purple snorted coldly.
"Thank you. I've saved your life, right?" Zhang Yunfei tried his best to raise his head and smile flatteringly, trying to tempt him with his "beauty". When he was in Yihong Courtyard, the girls teased him a lot because of his handsome appearance and gave him benefits.
"Didn't you say we didn't owe each other?" asked the woman in purple.
"This ......," Zhang Yunfei smiled awkwardly and politely, "It's fun, why take it seriously." And I returned the jade pendant to you, and saved your life one more time. ”
"Flim Flam. Get up, and do as I say if you want an antidote. The woman in purple said coldly.
"Compliance...... Fate!" Zhang Yunfei stood up and shivered, with a trilling tone in his tone. It's going to be ice poison attacking.
"Take off your socks!" the woman in purple chirped.
Zhang Yunfei took it off as he said.
"Put it in your mouth!" said the woman in purple.
"This is all retribution!" Zhang Yunfei sighed in his heart, knowing that this was inevitable, and stuffed his socks into his mouth according to his words. Suddenly, a smell of stinky salted fish rushed straight to the brain, and at the same time, the fire poison in the body attacked, and the stinky socks were baked under the hot fire, and the smell was even more exciting.
"That's good!hahaha!" The woman in purple took out two pills, one red and one white, "This is the antidote, take it." ”
Zhang Yunfei immediately pulled out the stinky socks in his mouth and threw them away, and rushed over to take the antidote.
"Which of the two pills is?" Zhang Yunfei asked, he didn't dare to take this medicine indiscriminately.
"One is the poison of ice, the other is the poison of fire. The woman in purple laughed.
"Oooh. Makes sense, it makes sense. When Zhang Yunfei heard this, he immediately stuffed the two antidotes into his mouth, and soon the ice and fire poison was lifted. Zhang Yunfei jumped on the spot a few times, his activities were as usual, and there was no discomfort.
"Although the ice and fire poison has been resolved, the matter of your insult to me has not been settled with you. Say three times that I am a thief, and I will spare your life. Otherwise......" The woman in purple snorted coldly.
"What are you talking about?" Zhang Yunfei didn't hear clearly for a while.
"I'm a thief!" said the woman in purple.
"What did you say?" Zhang Yunfei asked again, plucking out his ears, but still didn't hear clearly.
"I'm an adulteress!" repeated the woman in purple.
"I can't hear what you say?" Zhang Yunfei shouted loudly, "It's bad, will your antidote have side effects?" ”
"Call me a thief!" shouted the woman in purple. I was also quite puzzled, I didn't hear that this antidote would have the side effects of making people deaf.
"Oh, hear me clearly. Zhang Yunfei suddenly realized, "Although you are right, I don't allow you to say this about yourself." ”
Only then did the woman in purple realize that she had been tricked! Zhang Yunfei just pretended not to hear at all!
"Good. It seems that you are really not afraid of death. The woman in purple gritted her teeth and said.
"Hehe, the palm you hit me is weak and weak, and you have to rely on poisoning. This means that your strength has not yet recovered. Now that my poison has been cured, I will still be afraid of you. Zhang Yunfei was triumphant, "Our account has to be calculated again." ”
"You think you're smart, don't you? The woman in purple sneered.
"Generally average, so smart than you. Hey, hey, hey, hey......" Zhang Yunfei laughed arrogantly and shook his shoulders.
"Look at your left palm. The woman in purple said.
Zhang Yunfei looked at his left palm, and there was a black grain the size of a grain of rice in the palm of his palm, and he couldn't rub it off.
"The two pills I just gave you. In fact, only one is an antidote, and only one is needed. The other one is poison!hahahahaha!" the woman in purple laughed. This kind of IQ is overwhelming, and the feeling of playing with it between the palms is so refreshing.
"What kind of poison is this?" Zhang Yunfei's face changed abruptly.
"Nothing-love-nothing-desire-curse!" the woman in purple gritted her teeth and spat out five words.