Chapter 787: The Water of the Yellow River Comes from the Sky
The charter woman entered the teahouse in fear, and she saw that the tea customers in the teahouse around her all looked at her strangely, just like a group of onlookers waiting to see the beheading at the entrance of the vegetable market in Beijing, especially next to a group of people with poor eyes and tigerish eyes.
The charter woman wanted to say a few words of begging for mercy, but Li Yundong's true yuan invaded her body, tightly locking her lungs, making it difficult for her to breathe, let alone speak.
Li Yundong smiled at the people up and down the teahouse and said, "A misunderstanding, it's okay, everyone please continue." ”
Only then did everyone withdraw their gaze, but there were still many people who kept glancing at them out of the corner of their eyes.
Li Yundong, as the owner of the teahouse, naturally sat down next to the tea table, and then pointed to the seat, a little at a loss for the next few girls, who didn't know what to do, smiled slightly: "Sit, what are you doing in a daze?"
Li Yundong is a junior this year, and several girls are also classmates in the same class as him, but they are in different departments in the same school, before Li Yundong became famous, he naturally didn't know where this obese otaku was, but after Li Yundong became famous, he climbed too high and too fast because of his status, and if he wanted to say a few words, it was also unattainable, and he could only occasionally meet in school, and look at him from afar.
But now they suddenly bumped into the most legendary figure of Tiannan University in front of them, although they didn't understand how this Li Yundong appeared, but...... Who cares? The most important thing is that this legendary emperor who has no end in sight of the dragon is sitting in front of them, and talking to them with a smile!
The girls' cheeks were red with excitement, and their eyes lit up, and they knew that if they told their sisters about today's events, they might be envious!
Hearing Li Yundong's greeting, the girls all took their seats, looking at Li Yundong excitedly one by one, as if there were countless gossip questions they wanted to ask him.
Li Yundong also seemed to expect this, and turned his head to look at the charter wife early, and didn't give them a chance to gossip at all.
Li Yundong's face was full of enthusiasm, and he said to the charter wife with a smile: "Aunt He, you see that you didn't come to tell me in advance today, I can make some preparations...... Saying that, he smiled at Feng Na, who was a little dumbfounded on the side, "What are you doing standing, don't you bring the menu?"
Feng Na woke up like a dream, turned around and wanted to get the menu, but Li Yundong quickly said again: "Forget it, don't take it, just make a few cups of the best Huangshan Maofeng." ”
The charter wife and these girls don't know tea, where do they know what the concept of the high-grade Huangshan Maofeng is, they saw a very beautiful girl who looks a little foxy stepped forward, skillfully making tea, a set of processes are pleasing to the eye, dizzying.
The girls sighed when they saw it, but the charter lady didn't have the heart to appreciate it, the more she looked at Li Yundong's smile, the more she felt that he was not at ease, don't look at the bright smile right now, maybe there is a bad idea in the stomach, hum, the weasel gives the chicken a New Year's greeting, and he is not happy!
The charter lady looked at Li Yundong nervously and vigilantly, and her eyes kept staring at the hand of the tea lady on the side, for fear that she would make a name for herself.
The little foxes are also foxes who have come out of the fox Zen Gate and become fine foxes, although they don't understand the world, but like Su Chan, they have been familiar with their uncles since childhood, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, tea and wine, all of them, although their tea art is not as good as Aster, but they are more than enough to deal with the scene.
After the little fox made the first cup of tea, she was about to pour it out, but Li Yundong held her hand down at this time and said with a smile: "Come, I salute Aunt He for a cup." ”
The little fox looked at Li Yundong with some puzzlement, blinked his eyes, and seemed to not understand why Li Yundong gave people the first cup of water used to wash tea.
In the tea art, the tea brewed for the first time is not drunk, but only used to clean the tea leaves, and then brewed tea is used to drink.
Although there are many tea customers here, there are not many people who know this rule, most people just watch the tea lady perform this set of processes, but few people care about why this first cup of tea can't be drunk.
Li Yundong obviously bullied the charter wife for not understanding the tea ceremony, and persuaded her to drink tea with a smile, although the little fox didn't know what medicine was sold in Li Yundong's gourd, but he still held the teacup with both hands very well-behaved and brought it to the charter wife.
Although the charter wife doesn't know the rules that you can't drink the first cup of tea, how dare she drink this cup of tea?
Just kidding, this tea can't be poisonous!
The charter lady looked suspicious, and she couldn't wait to poke out a silver needle in her eyes and put it in the teacup to try the poison!
Seeing her like this, Li Yundong secretly sneered in his heart, but his face was still full of enthusiastic smiles, he smiled and picked up a cup of tea, and said, "Aunt He, I am here in a teahouse, so I will replace the wine with tea and toast you." ”
As he spoke, he craned his neck and drank the steaming tea as if he were drinking.
The charter lady saw that the tea he served was the same as the tea in front of him, it came out of a teapot, and at this moment, the charter woman even thought that there was a mechanism in the teapot, and it was non-toxic tea when it was usually poured, but when the mechanism was rotated, it was poisonous tea that came out!
Obviously, the imagination of the charter wife has reached a certain level at this moment, reaching the level of domestic TV dramas, and her small eyes keep sweeping around this teacup, but she refuses to take the teacup.
Li Yundong on the side smiled meaningfully and said, "Aunt He, why don't you want to drink it?"
She subconsciously looked around, but saw that the people in the mountain pass were staring at her unkindly, and she had a posture of looking good for herself if she didn't drink, she secretly said in her heart: Presumably this Li Yundong will not be so bold and drink poisonous tea for himself in front of everyone, right?
Thinking about it, the charter woman gritted her teeth, grabbed the teacup, raised her head, and drank it all.
When the girls on the side saw her drinking tea, they also dared to reach out and drink it, but Li Yundong on the side stopped them with a smile: "Don't, this first cup of tea is specially for Aunt He, if you want to drink, drink the second cup." ”
The girl at the head was also very clever and well-behaved, withdrew her hand, and said with a smile: "It turns out that we came with the landlord and aunt to get rid of it today." ”
Li Yundong couldn't help laughing when he heard this, although the people next to him didn't know what he was laughing at, but Li Yundong's aura was too strong, he smiled, and others laughed too, and the charter wife also felt that it seemed a little inappropriate not to laugh, and after her cheeks twitched twice, she barely squeezed out a smile that didn't smile.
Li Yundong laughed for a while, nodded to the little fox, and asked her to continue making tea, while he kept persuading the charter wife to drink tea, and the charter woman was also very single, knowing that she was drinking one cup today, and drinking two cups was also drinking, and it seemed impossible to get out of the three immortals intact.
The charter mother-in-law was heartbroken, and said in her heart: Anyway, this tea is ridiculously expensive, so I just drink it back!
She also let go of her belly, Li Yundong gave her a cup, she drank a cup, she was not an elegant person, where can she taste the quality of this tea, the tea customer next to her saw her drink it all like pouring wine, all of them secretly bared their teeth and shook their heads, and secretly felt that this woman was chewing peonies, burning the piano and cooking cranes, and ruining the scenery!
Li Yundong didn't realize it suddenly, he just accompanied him with a smile, and it wasn't until the last pot of tea that he stopped persuading after brewing seven times, smiled and helped the charter wife's arm, pulled her out, and said with a smile: "Aunt He, I'm really happy to drink tea with you today, and you must come when you are free in the future!"
The charter lady was pulled out by her in a daze, and when she went out, she was stunned and blurted out, "You just let me go?"
Li Yundong also pretended to look at her with a surprised expression: "Do you still want to stay here for dinner?"
The charter wife was choked by him and didn't know how to reply, she glanced at Li Yundong with strange eyes, only felt that although this boy's appearance and figure did not seem to have changed much from before, but the overall feeling of the whole person had undergone earth-shaking changes, she only felt that Li Yundong was unfathomable, kneading herself into a dough, pinching whatever shape she wanted, and her emotions and speech were completely controlled by him.
At this time, there were some good people who stayed in front of the teahouse and refused to leave, and when they saw Li Yundong and this chartered woman, they all looked like they had any grudges, and they all relaxed and left one after another.
After the charter lady walked out a few steps boldly, she looked back nervously, but saw that Li Yundong was still waving her hand towards herself and smiling, she also smiled reluctantly, waved her hand subconsciously, and then turned her head and walked quickly, her steps were getting faster and faster, and when she got out of Li Yundong's sight, it was simply a fast step.
It wasn't until she drove all the way back to her home and locked the door that she made up her mind, and couldn't believe that Li Yundong had let herself go so easily.
"Could it be...... Do you blame him?" The charter woman's face was a little strange, but not long after her thought flashed, suddenly her stomach turned upside down, her face changed, her buttocks were on fire, and she rushed to the toilet.
How did she know that the top-grade Huangshan Maofeng that Li Yundong gave her to drink was a treasure of Aster, and this kind of superb fairy tea was stored for too long, so it was necessary to use the tea water brewed for the first time to clear the yin and turbidity in it, and the tea brewed for the second time did not have this yin and turbidity, only the fairy qi and clear qi remained.
But Li Yundong had bad intentions, let her drink the first cup of tea, and then drank the rest of the tea from beginning to end.
The charter wife came out of the toilet easily, and before her ass sat down, there was another gurgling sound in her stomach, and she had to rush back in a hurry, crying bitterly and wailing.
And in the Di Sanxian Tea Shop, after the business of the teahouse was over, the little fox who had been a little puzzled after returning home and telling Su Chan and Ziyuan about it, Ziyuan and Su Chan thought about it, and quickly figured out the joints.
Zi Yuan smiled and explained the tricks, while Su Chan smiled and hugged Li Yundong's arm and said with a smile: "Okay, take care of this guy with eyes and beads, and let her bully us!"
Li Yundong put on a straight face and said angrily: "Nonsense, where did I clean her up, I invited her to tea, this is to repay grievances with virtue, I am a righteous gentleman!"
This sentence made the people next to him laugh, Ziyuan shook his head and smiled: "You are too lacking in morality, if you don't say anything about others, you have to take advantage of your mouth!"
Li Yundong was noncommittal, he put his hands behind his back, raised his head and suddenly recited Li Bai's poems: "You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns!"
Everyone listened to his pretended poems, and they all remembered that the chartered wife was about to live in a thatched house for a long time in the past few days, and the water of the Yellow River came up from the sky and flowed to the sea and never returned, and they couldn't help but laugh gloatingly.