Chapter 142: Second Wife Strategy (I)
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So Diao Xiaosi was once again picked out of the window by the violent girl.
After a while, the stairs exploded, and Diao Xiaosi rushed into the house again with red eyes.
In less than a blink of an eye, he returned the way he came, rolling down the stairs.
After a long time, Diao Xiao Sibai used his hands and feet at the same time, climbed up panting, and stood in front of Tang Xuesheng for the fourth time.
Then Diao Xiaosi ...... There is no then.
He lay on all fours at the bottom of the stairs, snorting and panting, and finally realized that a man could not hit a woman.
After the end, Li Jing really couldn't stand it, so he put the unlucky guy back into the house and rested on his chair with his feet facing the sky.
The so-called goddess is so arrogant that she leads countless dicks to bend her waist.
Diao Xiaosi held the waist that was almost thrown off with hatred and hatred, staring at the violent girl, and felt that frying was not enough to make people angry.
"Tell you about my experience. Li Jing handed Diao Xiaosi a glass of wine, looked at his bruises with pity and said, "I have understood since I was three years old, I would rather hide in the thatched house and be smoked to death, than fight with the second sister." β
Diao Xiaosi snorted, raised his head and drank the liquor in the cup in one gulp, his mouth moved and he was still wise not to say anything after all.
The chair Tang Xuesheng was sitting on earlier had already been smashed on Diao Xiaosi's back, she leaned on the windowsill and said, "Little San, your brother is a little interesting." β
Diao Xiaosi was sore, and he couldn't bear it anymore and scolded: "Interesting? You old lady skin is forty or fifty years old, rotten in the pot and no one wants it, it's really interesting!"
Li Jing just drank a sip of wine into his mouth and was so shocked that he squirted out with a "poof", and he really admired Diao Xiaosi's courage.
Tang Xuesheng's eyebrows stood up like a blade, on the verge of going berserk, and said in a suppressed voice: "I'm forty or fifty years old?"
Diao Xiaosi also let go of his thoughts, took out the golden bottle with the portrait of a violent woman from the belt of the dragon, threw it over and said: "Twenty years with a flick of the fingers, the most beautiful is the red sunset." β
Tang Xueshang grabbed the golden bottle with her bare hands, looked at the portrait on it and was slightly stunned, and then heard Diao Xiaosi's words, and said angrily: "Which bastard bastard said this?"
Diao Xiaosi said hesitantly: "My uncle." β
Tang Xuesheng sneered: "I guess it's that old pervert - dare to curse me, he doesn't want to drink anymore in his life!"
Li Jing had the opportunity to speak at this time, and said: "Xiao Diao, you can't fully believe the words of the evil moon real person, and you can't disbelieve it, under normal circumstances, it is reasonable to give a discount." β
Diao Xiaosi blinked his eyes and asked, "Five folds?"
Li Jing shook his head and replied, "One fold." β
Diao Xiaosi's arithmetic has always been very good, and almost as soon as Li Jing spoke, he had the calculation results, and looked at the violent girl in astonishment and said, "This painting ...... Was it two years ago?"
Li Jing said leisurely: "Although she is my second sister, she is actually only three months older. β
"Poof!" Diao Xiaosi almost slipped from the chair to the ground, and exclaimed, "Your mother is really good!"
At this moment, even Li Jing's face began to distort, and he gritted his teeth and said, "That-half-brother, do you understand?"
Diao Xiaosi nodded approvingly and said, "Well, that's your dad is really good." β
Li Jing looked at Tang Xueshang helplessly and said, "Second sister, do you still think this guy is interesting?"
Tang Xueshang replied: "Maybe this guy really treats you as a brother, so he came to you first." β
Li Jing nodded and added, "And he always carries your portrait with him." β
Tang Xueshang said casually: "For a peerless beauty like me, it's normal for someone to have a crush. After speaking, he stuffed the gold bottle into his sleeve pocket as a matter of course, and said: "I confiscated this thing as evidence, and the next time I see Lao Zamao, I must settle this account with him." β
Diao Xiaosi's heart was dripping blood, but fortunately, the violent girl quickly made appropriate compensation and said: "It's not difficult to save that girl, it's on me." β
Li Jing was surprised: "Second sister, do you know who did it?"
Tang Xueshang said disapprerovingly: "It doesn't matter if you know the Dao or not, anyway, I have a way to rescue people." β
Diao Xiaosi was still angry, and said, "You have a hairy solution." β
Tang Xueshang snorted coldly: "Say, where did the kidnappers ask you to meet?"
"Forty miles west of the city, the Land Temple, but I promise you won't be able to find Wan'er even if you dig it all over. β
"Yes, you are a little clever enough to guess that the kidnappers could not have hidden that girl in the Land Temple. Later, you and Yi Bai will swap identities, and as if nothing happened, go to the Land Temple to meet with the kidnappers. Whatever they asked, they all agreed. But there is one conditionβ"
"Want to see Wan'er?"
Li Jing smiled and said: "This is the Ming Plank Road, secretly crossing Chen Cang." β
"Xiao San, I will follow Xiao Diao to act when he sees the opportunity, and you are responsible for answering it. β
Diao Xiaosi reviewed Tang Xuesheng's plan in his heart, and asked, "Are we a little thin?"
Li Jing said firmly: "Don't worry, my second sister has an artifact, and she likes to shoot to the end the most." β
At the moment, a few people acted according to the plan, Diao Xiaosi returned to the dart game to find Yi Bai, one of them was famous for his disguise technique, and the other "seventy-two changes" were a little successful, and after exchanging clothes, it was seamless.
Preparing to stop, Yi Bai was in front and Diao Xiaosi was behind, and the two rode out of Chang'an City to the land temple in the west of the city.
When he came to the Land Temple and met Geng Shaohua who was waiting in secret, Yi Bai asked, "Geng ...... Shaohua Xian's nephew, have you seen the kidnappers appear?"
Geng Shaohua shook his head with anxiety on his face, and said, "We have thoroughly searched the radius of five miles, and we have not found any trace so far. β
Diao Xiaosi said: "Evacuate everyone, and just the three of us will enter the temple." β
Geng Shaohua immediately ordered to go down, and after a while, all the surrounding dart masters and executioners evacuated.
Yi Bai took the lead and walked into the Land Temple with Diao Xiaosi and Geng Shaohua.
This land temple is not big, only the front hall and the back hall, because the incense is not abundant, it looks quite dilapidated, and no one takes care of it.
Diao Xiaosi glanced around, the temple was empty, and it was expected that the kidnappers were also secretly observing, and they refused to show up easily.
The three of them waited patiently in the temple until the sun set in the west, and a man in black appeared and jumped down from the roof like a phantom.
Diao Xiaosi saw this person, and couldn't help but be stunned: "Seven times in one night?" But he was afraid that Yi Bai would not recognize him, and his words would be exposed.
One Night Seven Jiro looked at Yi Bai coldly and said, "Diao Sang, we meet again." β
Yi Baijianghu is extremely experienced, and he said improvisedly: "I really didn't expect it to be you!"
His voice is simulated vividly, and even Geng Shaohua can't tell the real from the fake.
One Night Seven Jiro said, "Don't worry, I'm not here to settle old accounts with you." β
Geng Shaohua was worried about the safety of his beloved daughter, and shouted: "Where is Wan'er?!"
One Night Seven Jiro glanced at Geng Shaohua disappreciatively and replied, "She's fine, at least for now." β
Diao Xiaosi vaguely guessed a little bit of the Fusang black-clothed ghost's intentions, and said in Yi Bai's voice: "Don't worry, everyone, listen to what he wants to do first." β
One Night Seven Jiro said: "My request is very simple, I want to ask Diao Sang to be a guide tonight." β
Yi Bai was not familiar with the inside story, and said vaguely: "I don't understand what you're saying." β
One Night Seven Jiro sneered: "Why should Diao Sang pretend to be confused, your official status and outstanding attainments in Qimen Dunjia are very favored by the family teacher." We are going to the palace tonight, and please take care of Diao Sangduo!"
Yi Bai quietly glanced at Diao Xiaosi. Diao Xiaosi pretended to be stunned and said: "Fourth master, didn't you say that this guy's master is the Jinding Divine Monk, one of the four holy monks of Emei, why does the old monk of Emei also sneak into the palace to steal treasures?"
Yi Bai pretended to be stubborn and said: "Well, the old monk also did the thing of stealing chickens and touching dogs in order to fill his stomach. β
One night seven Jiro stood up straight, and said hesitantly: "Diao Sang, I can't hide it, my real mentor is one of the four great Dharma Kings of the Secret Moon Demon Sect. After tonight, the name of his old man will spread throughout Middle-earth. β
Yi Bai pretended to groan, and after a while, he agreed: "I can accompany you into the palace to steal the map, but you must release Miss Wan'er first." β
One Night Seven Jiro shook his head and said, "Diao Sang, with all due respect, you are too cunning to be believed." Therefore, only when we get the six-in-one Qin Emperor map from the palace can we release people. β
Yi Bai sneered and said, "It's a pity that Lao Tzu can't trust you." If the picture is obtained but not released, what should I do if I teach Lao Tzu?"
Seven times in one night, Jijiro said proudly: "Our Fuso swordsman is the most trustworthy person in the world!"
Yi Bai nodded slightly and said, "Okay, you make a poisonous oath first." β
Thinking that the plan had been accomplished, Shichijiro secretly rejoiced in his heart, and without hesitation, he made the most vicious oath in the name of Amaterasu.
Yi Bai was satisfied: "I can help you, but you must see Miss Wan'er first." At the very least, I want to make sure that she is indeed in your hands and that she has not been harmed in any way. β
One Night Seven Jiro flatly refused: "This is impossible! Diao Sang, I advise you not to try to play tricks." My master, the wisest sage in the world, has anticipated your conspiracy. β
Yi Bai spread his hands and said: "There is no way, anyway, Shaohuaxian's nephew is in his prime, and it is a big deal to have another daughter." β
Shichijiro couldn't figure out the details of one night, and his eyes flickered and seemed to be thinking about it.
Diao Xiaosi took the opportunity to say: "Why don't we each take a step back, and I will go to see Miss Wan'er." After you are sure that she is safe and sound, I will ask the fourth master to accompany you into the palace to find a picture. β
Geng Shaohua didn't know what was going on, and said anxiously: "Brother Yi, let's go." β
Yi Bai hurriedly said: "Shaohua Xian nephew, you stay with me and wait for Lao Yi." β
After thinking about it again and again, he finally nodded and said, "Yes, but Diao Sang, you must also make a poisonous oath in the name of your parents and ancestors." I know that the people you revere and respect most are your ancestors and parents. β
Yi Bai and Diao Xiaosi glanced at each other and laughed happily and irresponsibly.