Chapter 323, the monkey has a lot of mouths, and Yang Chan is discolored
"Wow!"
In the palace of the daughter country, he was sneaking into the practice, and the Buddha who had comprehended the way of heaven suddenly opened his eyes, and his face showed a look of anger.
For many years, I have never been bullied like this, and I actually smashed the peach pit I ate on my head, which is simply the contempt of Hongguoguo.
You know, it has always been the monkey to play with others, when the monkey was in charge of the peach orchard, he also used the peach pit to smash the land and the heavenly soldiers, and now the feng shui takes turns, showing retribution.
The monkey looked at the peach pit on the ground, feeling the "hot" pain coming from his head, but there was an evil fire in his heart.
Huo raised his head, and his two gazes were as solid as golden knives, cutting through the void and finding Erlang God who was drinking above the clouds above his head.
Looking at it, with a slight sense of alcohol on his face, the monkey was even more angry in his heart. When this Erlang God was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he was embarrassed by his own family, and he was caught by Lao Jun and sent to the alchemy furnace for 7749 days.
That kind of torment is now that I think about it, and it also makes the monkey hate itchy, and he also let himself fall into the sequelae, and he has a "smoky eye", which is the so-called "fiery eye", and he is most afraid of fire and smoke, which is even more hateful.
Although there is no lack of "credit" of Laojun and Guanyin, these two people are profound, and now they have experienced the catastrophe of the Journey to the West, and the monkeys who have made great progress do not dare to go forward to provoke.
However, this Yang Erlang has gone through hundreds of years, although he has made some progress, but he has been left far behind by his own family. I was going to look for him. gave a retribution, who thought that he would be automatically sent to the door.
It's really "Heaven has a way you don't go." Hell has no door for you to break into". The monkey thought so, but got up and walked out of the retreat. Suddenly, I remembered that the Zixia Fairy, the king of this daughter country, was punished in the lower realm because of Erlang God.
His eyes rolled, but he remembered something else, which made the monkey smile on his face, and his face was completely evil. Riding the somersault cloud, he went up to the clouds, and shouted to the Erlang God who was drinking by himself: "Bold thief." Dare to hurt people with peach pits. ”
"Oh?"
Hearing the monkey's words, Yang Jian's face was drunk and hazy, and he didn't seem to recognize the monkey at the first time, and looked at the monkey next to him carefully.
The anger that the monkey had just suppressed jumped up again, but he said with an unkind face: "You kid, don't think you have your uncle's support." As a god of heavenly justice, you can run rampant in the Three Realms, and act arbitrarily? ”
"Which way is my Dao Great Immortal. ”
chuckled, but Yang Jian showed a look of banter, looking at Sun Wukong in front of him, but he had a secret way in his heart. After so many years, this monkey's frizzy temperament is still difficult to change. However, the king of the daughter country here is the reincarnation of Zixia, and the relationship between the monkey and her is quite deep, and his family can't go too far, hurting the harmony.
Thinking. But he laughed softly: "Isn't this the Western Lingshan Fighting to defeat the Buddha? Dare to ask what the Buddha is not doing in Lingshan to bless, but running to the daughter country? Could it be that the Buddha has also moved his mortal heart?
"You are so disobedient to the precepts of intention. It is really a loss of the face of the Buddha, if the Buddha of Lingshan knows, I am afraid that punishment is indispensable. Besides, it also caused my seventh sister to fall into the red dust and suffer from the boundless suffering of the sea of suffering, don't say that a peach pit hits you, even ten hundred should be. ”
"You!"
When Sun Wukong heard this, his eyes widened angrily, his eyes were cracked, and he looked at Yang Jian in front of him, it was really hard to imagine that Erlang God, who looked honest and honest on the outside, was so sharp-toothed and sharp-tongued.
It has always been a monkey who teaches others, but now he is being taught by others. Besides, the matter of Zixia, in the eyes of the monkey, is all the fault of Erlang God. Monkeys have always been a typical "thief shouting to catch a thief", and his own mistakes are never willing to admit it.
At this moment, Erlang reminded him of the past, but it made the boss in the monkey's heart dislike. Fortunately, the monkey has been cultivating his nature and practicing Buddhism over the years, and he has made some progress in his mental nature.
didn't distinguish it from Yang Jian, but showed a sneering expression, looked at Erlang God and sneered: "The judicial god is so majestic, so spirited, his own family is constantly ugly, and it is not ashamed." ”
"You!"
Smelling the monkey's words, Erlang God's face changed, and his drunken mood disappeared, but he heard that there was something in the monkey's words. Squinting his eyes, he looked at the monkey with an unkind expression, and said coldly: "Who am I lost? ”
Back then, the matter of Yao Ji was rumored in the Three Realms, and the capital was the Jade Emperor's ugly. Therefore, Erlang God has very strict requirements for his own etiquette, that is, people who explain the religion have always been arrogant, but Erlang God is a special case. The most cherished reputation is to stand on the side of reason in everything.
If it weren't for the drunkenness, and because he was quite dissatisfied with the monkey, he would definitely not be like this, and when he heard that the monkey said that he was embarrassed, and what kind of family was ugly, Yang Jian was naturally really angry.
"Oops!"
Seeing Erlang's expression, the monkey's face changed slightly, and he deliberately pretended to be scared and said: "Is it possible that the god of justice still wants to do it? Your own family is ugly, you still don't know? You can clear up the relationship by asking others? What are you pretending to be confused." ”
"You!"
Seeing that the monkey's expression did not seem to be fake, Erlang God's face sank. The monkey's words, naturally, could not be about Zixia, that incident was a thorn in the hearts of the two of them, and they were puzzled, but they said: "You tell me clearly, otherwise, be careful of your monkey head!"
"Hee-hee!"
Seeing Erlang's angry and corrupt look, Sun Wukong smiled, looked at Erlang God and said with a smile: "You really don't know? Your third virgin is now married to a mortal and pregnant, I'm afraid I'm going to give birth soon, but I congratulate Zhenjun on becoming an uncle in advance!"
"Poof!"
Smelling the monkey's words, Erlang God was completely drunk, and his chest was stuffy, and he sprayed a mouthful of blood. looked at Sun Wukong, his eyes were red, and he shouted: "Yellow mouth and white teeth, full of nonsense, don't want to spew blood!"
"Wow!"
The roaring dog on the side was originally vigilant when the monkey appeared, but at this moment, he saw his master spurting blood, his eyes showing a fierce light, and barking at the monkey.
"Which one has a yellow mouth and white teeth, full of nonsense?"
When Sun Wukong heard this, he showed a look of wrongedness, and looked at Erlang God and said: "The monks don't speak, some time ago, my old grandson went back to Huaguo Mountain, passing through Huashan halfway, but I happened to see Yang Chan Fairy and a mortal husband tied the knot, if you don't believe in going east, then which immortal god of Dongtu doesn't know?"
"You!"
Hearing this, Erlang God's face changed several times, and he looked at the monkey in front of him uncertainly, and then sighed. He no longer patrolled to the west, saluted the monkey slightly, turned his head and galloped towards the eastern soil, seeing that his target was Naxiyue Taihua.
"This ......"
Looking at the back of Erlang God in the distance, the monkey was slightly stunned, and then muttered softly: "It seems that something wrong has been done, although Yang Jian's house is not good, but the relationship between the three virgins and my grandson is not bad, don't make any moths." ”
Thinking about it, he shook his head again, and secretly thought, that Yang Jian and the Three Holy Mothers are brothers and sisters, the so-called tiger poison does not eat children, and flesh and blood are heart-to-heart. The reason why Yang Jian reported Zixia was because he had an old grudge with his uncle, but these three virgins were his own sisters, so it should be okay to think about it.
The monkey thought about it, but he stopped worrying about it and put it behind him for a moment......
"Yikes!"
The Three Holy Mother, who were contemplating the Heavenly Dao in the Snow Ying Palace, suddenly felt a whim, only to feel a little frightened, as if something terrible was about to happen.
"Mistress!"
Outside the main hall, Chixia Tong'er heard the movement, but she hurriedly ran in and looked at the Three Holy Ladies with a nervous face.
"It's fine!"
Feeling Chixia Tong'er's concern, the Third Lady waved her hand slightly and asked, "Has Mr. ever returned to the palace?"
"Never!"
Hearing the words of the Three Holy Mother, Chixia Tong'er was puzzled, looked respectful, and replied.
"Let's go down first!"
When the Third Holy Mother heard this, she sighed slightly, seemed to be relieved, and spoke to her children.
"Yes!"
Although there was confusion on her face, Chixia Tong'er still bowed to the Three Holy Mothers and retreated.
The so-called "Mr" is naturally the lantern maker of Liujia Village at the foot of Huashan Mountain, the poor scholar Liu Xi. The Three Virgins and their "love at first sight", after a private lifelong agreement, but at the foot of Nahua Mountain, a grass house was built in the bottom of a valley, and Liu Xi lived in a house.
But she has never revealed her identity to Liu Xi, and bluntly said that she is an orphan girl in distress. And Liu Xi was already amazed by the Three Holy Mother, with such a beauty, no matter where he came from, even the demon recognized it, but he didn't ask about it.
And Liu Xi's lantern shop in the village is also open as usual, Liu Xi has to return to the village to take care of the shop during the day, and the Three Holy Mothers take advantage of this to return to the Xueying Palace to manage all things in the palace.
During this period, Chixia Tong'er was in charge of the Xuanguang Mirror to gain insight into Liu Yanchang's whereabouts, and once Liu Xi returned home halfway, the Three Holy Mothers would also be arranged in advance.
In the past, three years have passed in a hurry. During this period, the three virgins can be said to be painful and happy, and the deep affection between them and Liu Xi is like glue, so that his desire for warmth in his heart has been satisfied, and he can't bear to give up.
But now it's different, the Three Holy Ladies are pregnant, and their bodies are naturally inconvenient, even if they are Daluo Immortals, they can't stand it. If you cast the spell every day, you will accidentally move the fetal gas.
"Hey!"
Sighing softly, the three virgins felt slightly sleepy, but in their hearts they were secretly talking, since they were pregnant, they were getting more and more lazy.
"You are the same as Qing'er, but you are different from your senior sister, you have a deep cause and effect, and your fate is not shallow. That's why the teacher has repeatedly asked you to stay in the palace and not go down to the earth. It's just that I'm afraid that you will be contaminated with the red dust and calamity, and it will be difficult to escape, and the catastrophe will never ......return."
A voice suddenly sounded in Yang Chan's mind, but it made the three virgins tremble, and hurriedly got up and took out the lotus lantern that she had with her, and carried the secret star fighting technique in Nuwa Palace.
"Ahh
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