Zhang Tianle walked into the city and went to the admissions hall.

There was a long queue at the door.

Look at the number of people, there are at least four thousand people.

Shen Gong is guarding the gate to maintain law and order.

Zhang Tianle sat down on the chair of admissions.

Deng Chanyu sat next to Zhang Tianle and handed the information to Zhang Tianle.

The number of people is a bit large, in order to save time and cost, Zhang Tianle raised the index finger and middle finger of his right hand.

Rows of independent cubicles popped up in the empty hall.

The Admissions Hall is arranged like a counter in the talent recruitment market, with one window for each person.

Zhang Tianle divided more than 30 clones, and arranged a clone on each window.

Zhang Tianle said to Deng Chanyu: "Okay, the enrollment can begin, and call people in according to the serial number." Thirty can be called in at a time. ”

"Jingle bell......" Deng Chanyu rang the bell.

Thirty people came in, and according to the serial number in their hands, they arrived at the corresponding window.

A dark-looking and thin teenager sat in front of No. 1 Zhang Tianle.

Zhang Tianle's clone smiled and said, "Introduce yourself." ”

The thin black boy nervously introduced himself: "My father's name is Zhang Yishan, my mother's name is Yang Zi, and our family is farming." ”

Zhang Tianle's eyes suddenly lit up, Zhang Yishan, Yang Zi?

Such a coincidence?

Emma, isn't it, in the legend, wishing that there are lovers in the world who will eventually become such a pair of brothers and sisters?

In modern society, such a pair did not come together, Zhang Tianle has always regretted these two people.

Fortunately, in this fantasy world, this pair gets together, and there is a love crystallization.

The thin black boy continued: "My dad wants me to be twice as good as him, so my name is ......"

Zhang Tianle smiled and asked, "So, your name is Zhang Ershan?"

The thin black boy shook his head.

Zhang Tianle smiled and asked, "Then your name is Zhang Yichu?"

The thin black boy shook his head: "My name is Zhang Double." ”

The corners of Zhang Tianle's mouth twitched: This guy is not the crystallization of love, this is a love stone.

"Smack!" the big seal stamped.

Zhang Tianle smiled and said, "Congratulations, you have passed the audit." ”

The thin black boy ran out with a cheer: "I passed, yes yes yes yes ......"

Window 2.

A cute girl with a round face with two buns on her head sits in front of the window.

A strong stench emanated from the girl's body.

Zhang Tianle pinched his nose: "Emma, why does the smell on your body be so big, did you step on poop while walking?"

The stupid girl shook her head: "I didn't step on it, I ate it in my mouth." On the way here, I met a white-haired old man who secretly hid under the big tree behind the pit, holding a jar, and took poop from the jar to eat, and it stinked a little. I thought he was too hungry to eat, so I walked over. ”

Zhang Tianle pinched his nose and asked, "Then what?"

The stupid girl continued to explain: "I saw that he ate very fragrantly, and I knew that this was definitely not an ordinary poop, so I asked him for two pieces, which were really delicious." ”

Zhang Tianle frowned and asked, "Old man with white curly hair, could it be Jiang Ziya!" Emma, why does Jiang Ziya have such a hobby?"

The stupid girl had a happy expression on her face: "I have never eaten such a delicious poop, and the white-haired old man told me that this is not poop, it is called stinky tofu." Hmph, you still want to lie to me, when I was a three-year-old child? It stinks, it must be poop. ”

Zhang Tianle didn't even look at his name, and stamped it directly: "Emma, pass, pass, hurry up and go to the Qingcheng faction to take classes, accept the education of normal people, don't be led into a crooked neck tree by Jiang Ziya." ”

The stupid girl looked puzzled: "That, I haven't said it yet, what's my name." ”

Zhang Tianle beckoned: "Who, Deng Chanyu, come here, take her to the bathroom, brush her teeth and rinse her mouth." Feed her two pounds of celery and go to get rid of her breath. ”

The stupid girl blinked her big eyes: "That, I haven't said my name yet, Master......"

Zhang Tianle pinched his nose: "Needless to say, you passed." Emma, I really can't stand your breath, hurry up and brush my teeth, I'm suffocating. ”

"That, Master, my name is Gao Cuilan, and my family lives in Gao Laozhuang......" The stupid girl was taken away by Deng Chanyu.

Zhang Tianle took a breath: "It's okay to go." ”

Suddenly, Zhang Tianle remembered, Gao Cuilan, Gao Laozhuang, that is not Marshal Tianpeng's daughter-in-law?

Window 3.

A bald head walked over, smelling of oil smoke.

Zhang Tianle smiled and said, "Introduce yourself." ”

The bald head grinned, with two dimples on his face: "That, my father's name is Wang Quan Fugui, my mother's name is Sun Shangxiang, and my name is Li Tiezhu." ”

Zhang Tianle raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter, are you your mother's own?"

The bald head nodded: "Yes, of course biological." ”

The corners of Zhang Tianle's mouth twitched: "This logic is a bit messy, you let me sort it out, your mother's name is Sun Shangxiang, your father's name is Wang Quan Fugui, and your surname is Li." Emma, does the royal power and wealth live next door to your house?

The bald boy nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, yes, how did you guess." The people in the village also gave me a nickname, called Xiao Wang next door. ”

Zhang Tianle smiled and asked, "What are your specialties?"

The bald boy had a sunny smile on his face: "My cooking is particularly delicious." I joined the Qingcheng School mainly because I wanted to learn the cooking skills of the Qingcheng School to make baked cakes, and after learning the cooking skills in the future, I could open a restaurant. I'm going to open Wang's baked cakes to the whole country. There is a shadow of my Wang's baked cakes in the streets and alleys. ”

Zhang Tianle nodded: "Ambitious!"

The bald boy patted his chest: "Don't worry, recruit me into the door, you can't be fooled, you are satisfied." ”

Zhang Tianle's big chapter was directly stamped: "In the name of your father's royal power and wealth, I have to let you pass!"

Window 4.

A fat man who rolled his eyes and walked erratically walked over.

The corners of Zhang Tianle's mouth twitched: "That, brother, are you okay? Look at you like this, it seems that you can't survive tonight." ”

The fat man sat opposite Zhang Tianle, his eyes rolled back, and it became normal: "It's okay, I'm just thinking about life, I'm fascinated by it, and I haven't eased up a little." ”

Zhang Tianle opened his eyes and observed the state of this fat man:

[Zhiguo, male, thirteen years old, Yingluo's long-lost younger brother. The purest bloodline of the Shura King physique, the Infinite Demon Spirit Root, cultivation, none. Under the pretext of holding the country as an excuse, the Western Church hijacked Yingluo to do things for the Western Church......]

Emma, this is my brother-in-law.

It was just early, it was better to rush by coincidence, and the brother-in-law sent it to the door by himself.

Zhang Tianle smiled and said, "Briefly introduce yourself." ”

Zhiguo began to roll his eyes again, trembling all over, as if he was going crazy: "Let me think about how to introduce myself." It's a headache to use your brain. ”

Zhang Tianle was embarrassed, and scolded in his heart: "If you Tema weren't my brother-in-law, Lao Tzu would kick you to death! You look like a dead bear, you will be upset when you look at it!"

Zhiguo took a deep breath: "It seems that I am calling Zhiguo." I can't remember what year it was, but it seemed that someone was going to beat me, so I jumped into the river, and then I was swallowed by a big fish. There was a group of big bears catching fish to eat, and I was dug out of the belly of the fish by one of the big bears. ”

Zhang Tianle asked, "And then?"

Zhiguo replied: "Then I was adopted by a black bear spirit, and this black bear spirit is my current mother." My mother said that I look a little like a human being, and I want to go down the mountain and walk around more, and I can't stay at home. ”

Zhang Tianle nodded: "Your mother is right." ”

Zhiguodi scratched his head and looked embarrassed: "The main thing is that the bear spirit sisters in the village think I am ugly and refuse to be my daughter-in-law." My mother pondered, let me come to the world to try my luck, maybe a human girl is blind and will marry me as a wife. ”

Zhang Tianle was suddenly happy: "Then how long have you been in the world?"

Zhiguo hung his head: "I have been in the world for more than two years, and I am running on the streets all day long. All the girls here have normal eyes, and not a single blind girl can be seen. ”

The corners of Zhang Tianle's mouth twitched: "Feelings, you understand blindness so well." ”

Zhiguo cautiously asked, "Well, is there a blind girl here?"

Zhang Tianle was immediately happy: "No, but worship me as a teacher and take care of the food." Do you want to worship me as a teacher?"

Zhiguo cautiously asked, "Are you full?" ”

Zhang Tianle nodded: "Eat with an open belly, and be full." ”

Zhiguo knelt down and kowtowed on the spot: "Dad...... You're my father......"

Zhang Tianle had a black line: "It's called Shizun!"