Chapter 107: Rubbing You Three Thousand Six Hundred
Just as Linghu Chong returned to Siguo Cliff, tossing and turning in the cave, anxious, and waiting for the sect master, Natian Boguang relied on his light skills in the rivers and lakes alone, taking advantage of the hazy night, to preempt Zhao Wansong to step into the Qianlong Villa and appear in front of the undefeated Dongfang.
"You are the famous, notorious flower thief Tian Boguang, it seems to be a little different from the rumors in the rivers and lakes. Dongfang Undefeated stretched his waist, his voice was lazy and soft, and he said with a smile: "It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that Tian Boguang is nine feet tall, with a face full of meat, three heads and six arms, fierce and vicious, and extremely ugly. Now it seems that the rumors are wrong. ”
"It's definitely wrong, it's definitely those bastards who are jealous of me Tian Boguang and deliberately spread rumors to damage my reputation. Tian Boguang was fascinated by Dongfang Bu's smile when he looked back, and hurriedly explained.
"Hehe, I see!" Dongfang Undefeated covered his mouth and chuckled, and stood up.
Now that the target has been attracted, there is no need to talk nonsense, hurry up and clean up this lewd thief, and let him go to Huashan to invite Linghu Chong to Hengshan.
"I didn't expect that my Tian Boguang was so famous, and even a peerless beauty like a girl who captivated the country and the city knew my legend. ”
Tian Boguang was in a surging mood and was very excited, and deliberately coughed twice, then patted his chest and introduced himself, and said: "I am known as the world's first flower picker, Tian Boguang, who walks alone, and the girl can also call me Yushu Linfeng and the graceful Xiao Tian Tian." ”
The corners of Dongfang Undefeated's mouth turned up slightly, Rao is heart was cold, and she was also amused by Tian Boguang's performance like a living treasure. This lewd thief is really as Ling Hu Chong said, which is quite interesting.
"Then what is the important matter for the jade tree to come to this girl's Qianlong Villa this time?" Dongfang Undefeated temporarily changed Jihua, and originally planned to subdue Tian Boguang immediately, but this flower thief is so interesting, you might as well slow down and see what tricks this lewd thief can play.
"Ahem, today's flowers are full moon, it is really a beautiful day, Tian rushed to meet the girl here, go to Wushan together, and enjoy the bliss of the world. Tian Boguang coughed twice, and began to be elegant again, playing with the nondescript poems that he heard from somewhere.
"Hehe......"
Dongfang is undefeated and happy, she knows too well what level Tian Boguang's literary talent is, when Tian Boguang robbed Yilin to hold a wedding banquet in the village, she disguised herself as a man and gave the groom an official a question. Spring sleep is not aware, and the cave room is infinitely better. This is the true level of this adulterer. This Tian Boguang's poems are definitely taught by a martial arts teacher.
That night, Ling Hu Chong was nosy and rescued the little nun Yi Lin, that night, she and Ling Hu Chong stole wine together, and that night, she and Ling Hu Chong drank and sang and danced in the infinite fields.
"You are too bold a thief, I have many good hands in Zhuangzi, you dare to steal incense and jade alone, aren't you afraid of being captured by me and handed over to the government? Dongfang Undefeated smiled at Tian Boguang.
"Hehe, it's not that someone in my field boasted, although the girl is sinking into the fish and geese, and the country is overwhelmed, but these so-called good hands in your Zhuangzi are all wine bags and rice bags, and it is not enough to see how many comes. So, hehe, girl, you are going to go to Wushan with me today and share the bliss. Tian Boguang's eyes lit up after he finished speaking, and he couldn't wait to rush straight to the east to be undefeated, obviously already in a hurry.
Looking at Tian Boguang who rushed over with cold eyes, Dongfang's undefeated heart was as light as water, without a trace of emotional fluctuations, and suddenly cast a peerless body method, flashing behind Tian Boguang in an instant, raising his hand and gently tapping Tian Boguang's acupoint.
Tian Boguang's whole body suddenly stiffened, unable to move, and he stood there in a posture of rushing forward, looking very funny.
"Hehe, how is it, Yushu is in the wind, and the suave Xiao Tiantian, are the people in my villa all wine bags and rice bags. Dongfang Undefeated walked around to Tian Boguang, sat lightly on the valuable mahogany Taishi chair, took a small sip of the teacup, and chuckled.
Tian Boguang's intuitive white light flashed, and the beauty in front of him disappeared from sight in an instant, and then he was pointed at the acupoint, this kind of skill, at least he is also a peerless master, so that he doesn't even have the ability to resist at all.
He looked stunned and dumbfounded, and then turned into a wry smile, and the delicate little white rabbit turned into the overlord of the grassland in a blink of an eye, and he, the original predator, became the prey. This role changed so quickly that he really couldn't adapt to it.
"The girl has the world's martial arts, and someone in my field has admitted it, and if you want to kill it, you have to kill it. Tian Boguang knew that this time he had kicked the iron plate, and begging for mercy obviously didn't work, so he simply showed a hard point.
"You're very tough, I don't know if you'll be so heroic when I ask people to turn you into eunuchs. Dongfang Undefeated said a word softly and calmly, which directly scared Tian Boguang so much that he almost peed his pants. She stuffed a small red pill from a jade bottle into Tian Boguang's mouth, and knocked on the acupoint for him to swallow.
"You have already eaten my Broken Tendon and Bone Eater Pill just now, if you don't have my antidote, you will be poisoned, the muscles and veins of your body will be broken, and all your bones will be spent, and then you will become a puddle of mud, you can't speak or move, presumably you don't want to try that taste." ”
"You femme fatale woman is so vicious. Tian Boguang was in a cold sweat, and he was about to cry in fright. With a crying voice, he said, "What do you want?"
Tian Boguang was very smart, and in an instant, he had already thought that this was a game against him, and he knew that Dongfang Undefeated had spent so much effort to capture him, it was impossible just to punish him, there must be some task to be handed over to him.
"I want you to do one thing for me, as long as you successfully complete the task, I will give you the antidote and spare your life. "The East is undefeated.
Sure enough, Tian Boguang was very depressed in his heart, there was a knife on his head, Zhao Wansong, that bastard, if my Lao Tian can live, I will definitely break you into pieces.
"Beauty, if you have something to do, Tian will definitely do his best and do it beautifully. It's just that this antidote can be given to me first, in case this is poisoned and killed in the process of doing things for you, it won't be bad. Tian Boguang felt that Dongfang was undefeated and would not kill him first, so he did not change his life and returned to his oily and smooth demeanor.
"Don't worry, this Broken Muscle and Bone Devouring Pill will take two months to attack, as long as you get things done, I will definitely give you an antidote. Dongfang is undefeated against Tian Boguang and said, "Your task is very simple, you only need to ......"
"I'll rub you three thousand six hundred times, his grandmother's, I blue sea and blue sky Zhao Wansong is here, and the beauty is not going to come out to greet you soon. ”
Just when Dongfang Undefeated explained Tian Boguang's task, a rough and heroic broken voice roared loudly, interrupting Dongfang Undefeated's words.
Not long after, a burly, muscular bald man with a beard appeared in front of the door of the undefeated room.
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