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After three days and three nights, Diao Xiaosi still sat on the terrace like a fool without eating, drinking, or even saying a word.

In the blink of an eye, it was Chinese New Year's Eve, and before it was dark, the deafening sound of firecrackers crackled one after another.

The pine leaned leisurely against the other end of the terrace, just holding the only way in and out.

A cordon was carved crookedly with a knife at his feet, and the eldest grandson Wuji, Zhang Wuji, Murong Xiaobai, Li Yifeng and other friends stood honestly on the line, stretching their necks and watching.

There were also Li Yuanba and Luo Cheng in the team, both of whom had just arrived today. Hearing about Diao Xiaosi's retreat in Yunjia Pavilion, he immediately couldn't help but say that he hurried to join in the fun.

In the past two days, several people have thought of everything, but they can't pass the level of Lao Gao. Last time, Li Yifeng and the eldest grandson Wuji risked their lives, and finally drunk the high mountain pine, and several people thought they had a plan, and as soon as they raised their feet to cross the line on the ground, their belts were broken.

Fortunately, Lao Gao's hands didn't tremble at that time, otherwise it was really difficult to guarantee anything.

With the experience of the previous car, everyone immediately stopped and kept outside the line in a proper manner.

However, Takayama found that his doom had only just begun.

A few of the guys were honest on their feet, but their tongues began to move. From the pattern of the villa to the general trend of the world, from tonight's weather to the luck of the two realms of righteousness and demons, and then from the two tufts of small beards that have newly grown on the lips of the eldest grandson Wuji to the footcloth of Donald Taijun......

Gao Shansong felt that he was going crazy, especially when Li Yuanba and Luo Cheng joined in, which made him even more on the verge of collapse.

After discussing whether Yan Zhao or Bashu produced beauties, several people finally turned the topic back to Diao Xiaosi.

Li Yuanba narrowed his two mung bean eyes and wondered: "Xiaobai, why is this guy still in a daze? I remember you said, at most a day or two, this is the third night, right?"

Murong Xiaobai glanced at Li Yuanba and snorted, "Did I say it, can I sue you for slander?"

Li Yuanba scoffed and said, "Have I ever slandered you? If so, it is also your honor." ”

Li Yifeng and Murong Xiaobai were old acquaintances who were eating together in Mobei, and when they heard this, they were unjust and said: "Obviously, Xiaobai is relaying the words of Old Man Ning, but some people are smart. No way, who let him be born stunted and lack a root in his brain?"

Li Yuanba was furious and said, "You are a green bastard, believe it or not, you smashed your head out of flowers with a hammer?"

Li Yifeng smiled proudly, flipped his wrist and pulled out two undefeated golden guns and said, "Master will be afraid of you, why don't we practice?"

Gao Shan Song couldn't bear it anymore, pulled out the magic knife and thrust it into his feet, and shouted: "Who wants to make trouble, come on!"

Li Yuanba and Li Yifeng glanced at the piercing magic knife, and invariably put away the spear and sledgehammer, and said in a smile: "Meet and smile and enmity, brother, we were also a family five hundred years ago!"

Murong Xiaobai muttered, "Here it is again, why is that guy always like this? Can I spit on him?"

Zhang Wuji said: "According to Old Man Ning, the later the fourth brother wakes up, the greater the achievements of this retreat. I'm curious, how far will he go?"

The eldest grandson Wuji sighed and said: "I am haggard for Yixiao, and I will never regret it when my clothes and belts are gradually widened - my son has been here for three days and three nights, and I have never had such a hard time chasing Nanmei at the beginning." ”

Li Yifeng said: "Why don't we go to the city to let off steam, anyway, there is Lao Gao." ”

Murong Xiaobai said: "In fact, with the peerless demeanor of the High Law King, he must also be very favored by the beauties in Chang'an City, but unfortunately he always refuses to go with us." ”

Luo Chengshen thought so: "You see that Lao Gao's head is not plucked out of the hair, and even the time to wash his hair is saved every day." ”

Li Yuanba pouted and said, "That's why someone calls it extremely smart, okay?"

Murong Xiaobai said with deep thought: "No wonder there is a saying that 'hair is long, knowledge is short'. From this, it can be inferred that the High Dharma King is a person who has returned to the basics and has no knowledge. ”

Takayama Pine felt a swarm of flies buzzing around next to his ear—no, a swarm of flies.

He tried hard to tell himself to be distracted and deaf, never fall for the tricks of these shameless villains, look at his nose and his nose, and let his rumors spread.

However, he still underestimated the strong combat effectiveness of these guys, and Zhang Wuji immediately retorted: "Fallacy, according to your statement, aren't all monks and nuns in the world the smartest people?"

Li Yifeng shook his head and said: "Shaved doesn't count, it must be natural." ”

Luo Cheng slapped his face and said, "I finally understand, newborn babies are smart." ”

"Luo Saobao's words are wrong," the eldest grandson Wuji also shook his head, and said: "From this and his map, in my opinion, the smartest people in the world are still in the mother's womb and have not been born." ”

Li Yuanba nodded and said, "What Senior Brother Wuji said is extremely true. Lao Gao's head is bare, but it is not pure enough compared to the mother's womb. If you don't believe it, you touch his head, and I promise that it feels like he has been shaved. ”

Gao Shansong gritted his teeth and said: "If you dare to say one more word, don't blame the old man for turning you into a big mouth!"

Li Yuanba said strangely: "You still have this ability?"

Gao Shansong picked up the blue long yarn and gestured in front of him, and said coldly: "It's very simple, I'll open a groove on each side of your mouth, and it's no problem to get as big as you want." ”

Seeing that Li Yuanba shut up and flashed behind Luo Cheng and didn't dare to talk nonsense, Gao Shansong thought that he could clean up his ears now, but the eldest grandson Wuji was very enthusiastic and made a plan: "Old Gao, why don't you help Senior Brother Yuanba cut at the corners of his left and right eyes, and make his two small eyes bigger?"

Luo Cheng was surprised: "I often hear people in Youzhou say that the Goryeo people have plastic surgery thaumaturgy, and they can turn the Shura ugly girl into the Moon Palace Chang'e, but I didn't expect that King Gao Fa is also good at this." ”

Gao Shansong was about to fix these goods first, but suddenly heard Murong Xiaobai shouting: "Look, Xiao Si is about to ascend to heaven!"

Li Yuanba said angrily: "Just kidding, the broom star can also ascend to heaven, is there any heavenly reason......? Huh?"

As far as the eye could see, I saw Diao Xiaosi's figure rising and floating into the air, surrounded by silver-white soft starlight, faintly revealing a little golden light.

"Hum-" The Tianluo Star Disk trembled and flew out of the belt of the Bundle Dragon, floating impartially above Diao Xiaosi's head.

A magnificent and brilliant star array emerged from the Tianluo astrolabe like a tide, and kept spreading to the surrounding void, one after another, drowning Diao Xiaosi's figure in an instant.

The entire terrace seems to be transformed into a brilliant cosmic starry sky, and all the scenery seems to dissolve into the glittering starlight.

One, two, ten, hundred...... The ever-changing star array was still spewing out of the Tianluo Star Disk, illuminating the dark night sky.

The eldest grandson Wuji and the others finally quieted down as Gao Shan Song wished, staring at the strange scene in front of them and standing blankly without saying a word.

In the distance, Ning Wuqi and Sun Simiao stood side by side, quietly watching the movement on the terrace.

"This guy can always make a little name every once in a while, but how did he do it?" Sun Simiao said hesitantly: "Don't tell me what kind of genius he is, the genius old man has seen a lot, but none of them are bastard boys like him." ”

"Perhaps, it would be more appropriate to call him a demon. In this boy's heart, what is the Tao and what is the heavens, I really don't know the Tao. But it took us years to figure it out and then desperately forget all that mess that we were desperately emptying, and it was easy for him. ”

Sun Simiao sighed: "The realm that others may not be able to reach after cultivating for fifty or sixty years, he can reach it in only five or six years. After walking for ten years in one year, it's like Taishang Laojun is his second uncle?!"

Ning Wuqi smiled and said, "I don't know if he is Taishang Laojun's nephew." But he must be your grandson-in-law. ”

Sun Simiao shook his head with a smile and said, "It seems that you are very satisfied with your mantle heir." ”

Ning Wuqi smiled dumbly, and said leisurely after a while: "I can't be his master, everything about him comes from the vast starry sky, I just helped him." ”

Sun Simiao was stunned, with Ning Wuqi's identity and personality, he would not be too humble, let alone deliberately praise anyone, he must have his reason when he said this.

But this kind of thing of teaching the law and heaven and earth can't have anything to do with the bastard boy in front of him.

At this time, Diao Xiaosi's head was full of three flowers and five qi Chaoyuan, and a primordial god rose up, and it was blended with the Tianluo astrolabe, and even people like Ning Wuqi, Gao Shansong, and Sun Simiao could no longer sense a trace of his qi.

It was as if he had entered another world that no one knew. The starry sky around is running and shining, like the stars holding the moon and guarding the Tianluo astrolabe.

No one knows how long Diao Xiaosi's Yuan Shen will have to wander in the Tianluo astrolabe before he is willing to come out, but time has long lost its sense of existence at this moment.

The eldest grandson Wuji and the others stared intently at this unprecedented scene, and they all thought about it.

The smile in Ning Wuqi's eyes was almost imperceptible, but he knew that he could walk more calmly and confidently in the battle of the Dragon Gate.

He didn't need to stay here anymore to watch, and Sun Simiao and Sun Simiao quietly disappeared in the darkness beyond the brilliant light and shadow.

It's time to find a good place to stretch out and take a few sips. I haven't been drunk in years, maybe tonight is a good opportunity!