Yidu, Heavenly Prison.

"Yo, Brother Yang, it's your turn to deliver food again today. ”

A jailer lying on a wooden bench in the prison, after speaking, glanced at the gray bag in the hand of the man who came to deliver the meal, and smiled obscenely at the corner of his mouth, as if he knew that the bag contained the food of the death row inmates in the prison today.

There were also several jailers lying at the table, all of whom greeted the man who came to deliver the meal with a smile.

"What kind of food to send? It's not to catch a few rats in the pile of dead people, throw them to eat and let them open the meat, and after the death of the province, go to the king of Hades in the underworld and say that the food in the heavenly prison of our Dajin Kingdom is not good. “

After Brother Yang finished speaking, he raised the bag in his hand in disgust.

continued: "Hurry up, don't be lazy, Xiao Li will open the door for me, I'll throw the meat for them in and leave, I still have a banquet in Zuihualou." Hey, the ass of the pussy there is so soft and big!"

"That is, Brother Yang is a big celebrity in front of Lord Shangshu, and Brother Yang is developed tomorrow, so I will also take care of my little brother. ”

The jailer named Xiao Li was lying on the wooden stool, and after speaking, he secretly stuffed a thumb-sized silver ingot to the man who delivered the meal.

The man who delivered the meal didn't say a word, turned his hand and put the silver in his pocket, smiled meaningfully at Xiao Li, and followed him to open the prison door.

"I heard that the death row prisoner of Tianjia No. 1 will pull down the vegetable market tomorrow. ”

Brother Yang, who delivered the meal, asked Xiao Li curiously, and after speaking, he gestured to his neck with his right hand, which was not carrying the bag.

"What do you want him to do? When he dies, the relatives of other death row inmates are more or less giving us some colorful heads to honor our brothers. He was the only one, wearing a tungsten iron mask when he came, and he didn't say a word, and the other death row inmates beat and scolded, hey, he never fought back. After coming to the prison for half a month, he is going to be a ghost tomorrow, and no one has come to send some lottery money so far, so his family is not afraid that he will die tragically at the hands of our brothers?

"I'll tell you, you can look at this prisoner, and the water is so deep. I heard that it was ordered by the emperor himself, and Lord Shangshu Wang of the Criminal Department personally inquired. He said that he was guilty of treason, but he wanted to kill the nine clans. ”

Brother Yang, who delivered the meal, casually threw most of the bag of rats into the corridor of the prison, clapped his hands and said to Xiao Li.

"Hey, even this cowardly dare to rebel. The other prisoners beat and scolded him for three days and three nights, but he didn't fart out. Hey, let's not talk about it, I heard from outsiders that the king of Yunnan entered Beijing to face the saint, but was assassinated by assassins in his own prince's mansion, and was seriously injured and unconscious. Is it true?"

Xiao Li buckled the lock in his hand to the door, ignoring the rats running around in the corridor of the prison, turned around and walked back with Brother Yang.

"How can it not be true, the capital is spreading this, I heard that the assassin was lurking in the prince's mansion two months ago, just waiting for the king of Yunnan to return to Beijing to face the saint, while the king of Yunnan was holding his breath at night to heal his wounds, a sword stabbed into the abdomen of the king of Yunnan, and half of the intestines were cut out. You said that the sharp weapon in the hands of this assassin is so sharp, and the king of Yunnan is one of the three major consummations of our Dajin Kingdom, so he capsized in the gutter, was assassinated alive and was seriously injured and unconscious, and he didn't hear about waking up for half a month. ”

After speaking, Brother Yang shook his head regretfully.

"Did the assassin catch it?" asked Xiao Li curiously.

"How can it be caught, the one who can assassinate the king of Yunnan is also the peak of the day after tomorrow, and now the whole city is under martial law for half a month, and I haven't caught half a hair. No, martial law was only lifted in the capital the day before yesterday. The Assassin had already returned home to receive the bounty. ”

"Obediently, the day after tomorrow will be the peak of the assassin, in our Dajin country, that is the general who leads the party. If I were at the peak of the day after tomorrow, I would have been a king a long time ago, and I would be an emperor at ease. ”

After Xiao Li finished speaking, he walked to the stool where he was just reclining, his eyes narrowed, and he longed for the pleasure of being an emperor in his head.

"Go, go, go. It's almost the same as being an emperor and a eunuch. When you patrol the room for a while, you can pay attention to it, and don't show any moths at this time. ”

After the eldest brother finished speaking to the other jailers, he went up the steps against the mud on his shoes and left the prison.

"Cut, what kind of mess can this be, I'm just worried. Xiao Li casually picked up a straw from the ground and put it in his mouth, hummed a small song, closed his eyes, and recalled his dream of being an emperor just now.

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That night, Xiao Li and a few other jailers copied the torch by hand, preparing to go outside to drink some hot wine after checking the room, and then go back to each family to warm the kang head of their wives and children.

"Hehe, this death row prisoner has a strange appetite, and the meat that has just been half-sacked will be wiped out in a moment. ”

Xiao Li joked with a torch in his hand and a few jailers beside him.

"You may not be able to open meat once a month, and if you don't eat some rats and cockroaches or something, isn't that just a monk becoming a bald donkey?"

Before the jailer next to him could finish his sentence, several of the other jailers burst out laughing.

"Well, you go to the land number to have a look, you you, go to the Xuan number to have a look, and you go to the people number to have a look. The rest of us will go to the sky with me for a walk, and when we come back, we'll go outside for a drink. ”

After Xiao Li finished commanding the mud on his shoes, he took the two jailers and walked towards the deepest part of the Heavenly Horn.

The prison is located in the northwest corner of Yijing City, the terrain is relatively low, usually the tide is cloudy, the soil on the ground seems to have never dried, go to the periphery of the prison to walk around, the feet will be sticky with wet mud.

What's more, the prison is a place where death row inmates are held, and you don't want to see a ray of sunshine on weekdays, and the yin qi is very heavy, and there are often prisoners in the cell who die of edema, either hungry and swollen, or swollen by thin mud.

The Tianjiao Tianhao District is either a famous thief in the past, or an important minister of the DPRK and the central government who showed off his might.

Most of the former were arrested by the Shenhou Mansion, and the latter were all ministers of the court who disobeyed the emperor's will and committed the crime of treason.

Xiao Li's favorite thing is to come to the Tianhao District to inspect, and see that the big people who used to be unworthy of carrying their shoes are now like a dog in front of him, and he doesn't even dare to say anything, Xiao Li's heart is happy, and he feels that being a jailer leader for a lifetime feels much happier than being an emperor.

At this time, Xiao Li and the jailer walked to the deepest part and saw Tianjia No. 1, which was going to be beheaded tomorrow, standing motionless in the corner.

Xiao Li is angry and doesn't fight anywhere.

Fuck, come here and pretend to be an uncle in front of me, aren't you going to be beheaded tomorrow? Wait for tomorrow grandpa, I will take care of my spirits, move my muscles and bones, and I will definitely leave this grandson with good memories that he will not forget even if he is reincarnated eighteen times before he dies, otherwise I will take the title of the devil in this heavenly hell for nothing?

Thinking of this, Xiao Li laughed again, and then spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the tungsten iron mask of Tianjia No. 1 sitting in the corner.

Seeing that disgusting thing hanging on the mask of Tianjia No. 1, hahaha, Xiao Li laughed loudly, as if the resentment accumulated for many days was empty.

The jailer next to him saw that the leader humiliated the masked death row prisoner so much, and he also took action, bent down quickly and picked up a stone, laughed, and secretly smashed a stone on the mask of Tianjia No. 1 with his wrist.

Dajin is a martial country, and all the people are martial cultivators. Unless an adult man is frail and sickly, he can lift hundreds of kilograms of boulder with one arm, and it is obvious that the jailer's ability is not a problem.

The strength of the stone he smashed at Tianjia No. 1 would definitely kill a sheep instantly.

But the jailers only heard the sound of stones hitting ferro-tungsten, and then they were silent.

Tianjia No. 1 was still sitting in the corner of the wall and did not move, and he did not seem to be dissatisfied with the thick phlegm and stones that came to his face.

Xiao Li's pupils shrank suddenly, he knew that anyone who could be locked up in the Tianhao District, before he was arrested, who was not a dragon and phoenix among people, a leader in the sky, and arrogance coexisted with skills.

But Tianjia No. 1 still did not move, and seemed to be indifferent to the humiliation of the jailers who had pinched them to death in the past as simple as pinching them to death as a grasshopper. If such humiliation was used on the reckless thief in Hanzhong who was imprisoned next door, this reckless man would have already jumped into a rage and scolded.

Xiao Li and the other two jailers also knew that Tianjia No. 1 obviously disdained to be like a clown like himself, and he was indeed a little bored.

Xiao Li scolded a few more words, and after greeting the ancestors of Tianjia No. 1 a few times, he went to eat and drink with the other jailers.

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It's late at night. It was early summer, and the moon was in the sky above Yijing Heavenly Prison, but a few stars were scattered on it.

Xiao Li and a few other jailers were drunk in the market in the northwest city of Yijing, and the other jailers returned to their homes with red faces.

But Xiao Li is an orphan, although he is over thirty years old, he still has not married his mother-in-law, and the prison is Xiao Li's home, so Xiao Li staggered back to the prison after saying goodbye to everyone.

Xiao Li drank a little high, and when he returned to the prison, he wanted to fall asleep, but when he thought of Tianjia No. 1's look down on him, anger immediately rushed to his brain.

Xiao Li has had no father or mother since he was a child, and he is a wandering orphan.

At that time, there were constant wars in various countries, and wolf smoke was everywhere, Xiao Li heard that others said that Kyoto was full of gold, and he wandered thousands of miles to come to the imperial capital.

Unexpectedly, when he came to the feet of the Son of Heaven, he still had to beg for a living, but thanks to his witty brain, he got a small official and became a jailer.

I thought I was a tyrant in the prison, and I was nicknamed "the devil in prison", but I finally raised my eyebrows, sat on an equal footing with others, and no longer whispered to be a dog slave.

Unexpectedly, this fucking dying man still looks down on himself, and even gets up and scolds himself so disdainfully.

Xiao Li suddenly staggered to the Tianhao area, and scolded Tianjia No. 1, who was still sitting in the corner, and scolded him like a storm.

In the middle of the night, Xiao Li used the strength of the wine to scold for half an hour in a drunken manner, and he was already dry and his eyes were full of stars.

But Tianjia No. 1 was still motionless, allowing Xiao Li to be humiliated in every way.

The death row inmates in the other cells had long been awakened by Xiao Li's drunkenness, but none of them dared to interject.

No matter how he regarded the heroes of the world as grass mustard before he was imprisoned, but when he was arrested, his cultivation was either sealed or abolished, and now he is beyond his power compared to ordinary people, not to mention that the notorious Heavenly Prison Devil in front of him, Li Daosheng.

I heard that this Li Daosheng was originally a beggar, but one day he was taken by the housekeeper of the criminal department, rewarded him with the official position of a prison officer, and gave him the name Li Daosheng, which is really shit luck.

But Li Daosheng's strength is really unambiguous, in the past, whenever the court wanted to interrogate a big case, the emperor moved Long Yan to rectify which minister.

The waiter of the Criminal Department immediately called the housekeeper and asked Li Daosheng to interrogate the prisoner, not asking about the process, just seeking the result, not killing the person and leaving it in one breath.

Li Daosheng can be said to have been mixed with wind and water in those years, so he is not majestic.

Later, the squire of the criminal department was politically on the wrong team, and was copied by the new emperor who had just ascended the throne for less than two years.

Since then, Li Daosheng can only be a jailer leader in the prison, and the days of glory are gone.

Li Daosheng's strength was still not exhausted for a while, and when he saw Tianjia No. 1, he was still disdainful and unwilling to move his body.

Ignoring the rule that the lock of the Tianjia cell should not be opened without permission, he opened the door of Tianjia No. 1's cell with one hand, took a torch from the corridor, and smashed it on Tianjia No. 1's head.

"How many hours are your mother going to see King Yama, and you will have a fart before you die?

It's not as happy as me, a wanderer who has no father, no mother, no wife and no children. Li Daosheng smirked as he spoke, and shed tears while smirking.

"Aren't you a cow? I'm sure I'll leave you a breath to let you see the sun this day. Li Daosheng was still drinking, and the torch he threw smashed into the mud puddle in the corner of the wall next to Tianjia No. 1, and the torch was extinguished in a few seconds.

Li Daosheng went up and kicked Tianjia No. 1 with another frightening leg.

Maybe it was because he used too much force, and the head of Tianjia No. 1 was kicked off by Li Daosheng.

Li Daosheng's whole body trembled in horror. What did I see? Sitting in the corner was just a humanoid mud.

I drank and scolded for a long time, but it was a ball of mud. It turned out that no matter how he humiliated him, he didn't move. It turned out to be just a lump of mud.

Suddenly, a black shadow appeared behind Li Daosheng, and Li Daosheng's wine strength immediately disappeared without a trace, and he didn't dare to move when his whole body trembled, and he even forgot to breathe for a while.

"It turns out that the boy from the criminal department found out that you are the body of the evil star, so he named you Daosheng. It's a pity that he was a close confidant of the eldest brother, and he was also killed by the Great Purge. The dark shadow said.

Li Daosheng immediately prostrated on the ground, begging for mercy and shouting for mercy.

This person can appear behind him silently, at least his cultivation is not weaker than himself.

Li Daosheng wanted to show weakness to the enemy first, and then quickly took out the dagger hidden on his waist, and had a dagger version of the black tiger to dig out his heart, he had been a grandson for half his life anyway, and this would pretend that the grandson would not drop the price!

The black shadow seemed to see Li Daosheng's tricks, and the corners of his mouth hummed.

"Your iron dagger can't pierce the body of this king, this king will not take your dog's life first, the body of the evil star is born to be the life of a man. Keep it for you, maybe it will be useful later. ”

Although it was early summer and the night was cool, the cold sweat on Li Daosheng's forehead was dripping down. The Dajin Kingdom can claim to be the king, and it does not exceed one lot of index.

When the black shadow finished speaking, Li Daosheng glanced behind his ass with the help of his afterglow. Suddenly shocked all three souls were lost.

Li Daosheng's whole body trembled like a spasm, his speech became stumbling, and he bit his tongue in several places.

"Little... Small... Person... Ignorance... Yunnan Wangda... Big... People come to the sky... Sky.. Prison, hope... Wangyunnan Wang... Big... Adults are abundant, and no... Not and small... Small... The villain is generally knowledgeable, Rao... Plentiful... Over slaves... A slave is a dog's life.

After speaking, Li Daosheng lay on the ground and didn't care about gasping for breath, for fear that he would die immediately if he made a small move.

"Leave you useful. This king wants to thank Wan Yanliang for letting me be idle in the prison for half a month. After speaking, the king of Yunnan disappeared without a trace.

The mud head wearing a tungsten iron mask that was kicked off by Li Daosheng on the side, and the mud humanoid body with only the body left suddenly turned into mud.

The mud mingled with the muddy water in the corner of the cell, and only a mask remained, as if the muddy water had never been touched here.