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The afternoon sun is just right, although a little lazy, but it is enough to make people feel a little warm in winter.

Diao Xiaosi lay idly on the swing chair, pillowed his head to Zisu's lap, where the amazing elasticity made Diao Xiaosi squint his eyes comfortably, looking at the lake half-asleep and half-bored like a senior brother.

The water of the lake is very green, thick like a piece of crystal clear jade. The breeze is blowing, and the surface of the lake is rippling, like the crow's feet condensed in the corners of someone's eyes when they are laughing.

On the opposite side of the lake is the Huaiyue Water Pavilion that was occupied by Li Yifeng, carved railings and jade cornices and walls, looking from afar like a painting boat moored on the shore, seeing Diao Xiaosi secretly grinding his teeth.

Just now, the old blind man finally agreed to stay in the villa and take care of the children for Diao Xiaosi. But God knows when he will be like before, without saying hello and saying go, he will wander the world.

Everyone has their own favorite lifestyle, and Diao Xiaosi feels that there is no need to force it. Heaven in your eyes may not be hell in the eyes of others, green vegetables and radishes have their own love.

But at least for now, Diao Xiaosi can be sure that he is definitely in heaven. Shiso's little hands were soft, soft and fragrant, and while using his pointed index finger like a green onion tube to help him rub his left and right temples, while discussing the matter of the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, he was like a little woman with a family, a job and a husband.

This year's Chinese New Year's Eve is rarely lively, the old man Geng's family, Chu Lie, Yi Bai, Li Yifeng, Murong Xiaobai, Tulip, Gao Shan Song, Old Lady Tang, Zhang Wuji, and the old blind man...... Maybe there are also Longcheng fathers and godmothers, if the princess can also come, Tang Erma can shave her hair and become a nun, which is really wonderful.

When the wine and food are full, everyone rushes to Longmen, and then fights with Wang Shichong and Jinding old thieves, and this year can be regarded as having a good time.

It's a pity that Wan'er can't get together in Penglai Immortal Pavilion, so she can only give birth to the bright moon on the sea at this time.

Thinking that there were still six or seven years before his eldest wife could lift the ban and go home, Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but regret that he had promised too happily that day.

Zi Su saw Diao Xiaosi looking at the lake and asked, "What are you thinking?"

"I'm wondering when I'll be able to stop being remembered, and I won't have to worry about being taken off my neck. Walk the birds, drink, gamble, and go shopping every day...... Street, accompany wife. ”

Diao Xiaosi sighed and said: "If it's boring, go to find treasures and dig ancient tombs, and exchange two small dollars for us to wander around the world, watch the sunrise in the East China Sea in the morning, and go to the sky to see the moonrise in the evening." We can go wherever we want to go in glaciers, stone forests, deserts, and grasslands, and do whatever we want. If you are idle, you will have a few more children, and Lao Tzu will personally train them. It doesn't matter if anything else, as long as I can learn my ability to dig graves and dig graves and deceive thirty percent, I won't be afraid of starvation in the future. ”

Wan'er was thrilled at first, and her face showed yearning, but who knew that the more this guy talked, the more he didn't like it, and he actually planned to train the children to be tomb robbers. In the future, others are scholars, but they have become a family of thieves, and they can't help but be angry and funny.

Thinking about Diao Xiaosi, he is now one of the few top masters of the two realms of righteousness and demons, and he has found a lot of treasures from the treasures of the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum, but he never forgets to return to the old business, and the father and son inherit it, so strange that the world can no longer find a second place.

She wanted to scold this guy for not doing his job properly, but somehow the words turned into infinite tenderness when the words came to her mouth, and said softly: "Well, I'll help you look at the wind when the time comes." "After all, the pretty face and neck are redder and more delicate than ripe apples.

Diao Xiaosi was overjoyed, sat up abruptly and couldn't help but pull over the perilla, pecked lightly at the tip of her nose, and said with a smile: "Little girl, I will teach you personally, and you will be able to become a teacher in less than three years!"

Sun Zisu pushed Diao Xiaosi away and said coquettishly: "You're not afraid of being seen as a joke!"

Diao Xiaosi just wanted to say that there is a third person here besides the two of us? It is better to do a good thing while the iron is hot, Yunyun, the Lingtai suddenly moved slightly, turned his head to look, and saw that the new head of Zizai Garden, Yu Mantang, was untidy, had a blue nose and swollen face, and came with a sad face.

When Diao Xiaosi saw Yu Mantang's embarrassed appearance, he immediately became angry and said, "Which turtle son did it?"

As the saying goes, it depends on the owner to beat the dog, how can the little fourth master say now that he is also the owner of this acre and three points of land?

Yu Mantang covered his high swollen cheeks, and said with leaky teeth: "It seems to be ...... Hurt old lady gold-"

"Niang Xipi, I don't care if you are too gold or too silver, dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, and if you don't die, you will shed your skin!" Diao Xiaosi was furious and said, "You take me there, Lao Tzu will help you get angry!"

Yu Mantang looked up at Diao Xiaosi with gratitude and admiration: "Fourth Master Xie!"

"No thanks, who is with whom our brothers, huh?" Diao Xiaosi said and suddenly woke up: "What did you just say about Mrs. Tang?"

Yu Mantang nodded again and again: "It seems that this old lady is so fierce, and even Chang Shen Hongzi doesn't dare to breed ......."

Diao Xiaosi took a lot of effort to understand, and immediately lowered his face and said: "Manager Yu, you may not know the way, Old Taijun Tang is my godmother." How can you speak ill of my godmother behind my back? From what I know about her, she is a well-read, gentle and graceful old man, and has the best temper. ”

"In short, you must have done something wrong first, and her old man taught you a lesson. That's the blessing that your ancestors have cultivated for eighteen generations, and they are teaching you to be a good person. Manager Yu, after you go back, you must seriously reflect on your mind and change your face, and remember to write a 5,000-word review and hand it to my godmother. ”

Yu Mantang was stunned, and said with a bitter face: "Fourth master, I understand." But if you can slow down the review, it's already dry up outside!"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, he really couldn't guess which hero was so bold and dared to fight with Tang Fan's concubine.

Sun Zisu asked on the side, "Who is it?"

Yu Mantang shook his head and said, "I don't know this old lady either, it seems to be ...... It's called Mrs. Ning. ”

"My godmother has arrived?" Diao Xiaosi said happily: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Yu Mantang couldn't figure out how many godmothers Diao Xiaosi had for a while, and why did each godmother marry Biao Han, so he swallowed his spit and said, "Fourth master,...... Your godmother who came first and your godmother later didn't know what to do, and when they met, they fought and scolded, for fear that they were going to kill someone. ”

Diao Xiaosi remembered the scene of Xiao Ma and Tang Ma meeting in the Chengdu teahouse last time, and even the first master of the Demon Gate, Longcheng Daddy, had to retreat to avoid his edge, and his backbone was swishing cold, and he muttered: "It's almost the New Year, and I won't let Lao Tzu stop for a while." ”

He stubbornly walked towards the pontoon, and Sun Zisu and Yu Mantang hurriedly followed. As soon as the three of them left the island in the middle of the lake, they saw black smoke billowing in the direction of Yunjia Pavilion from a distance.

Diao Xiaosi saw that his house was on fire, and his heart was in a hurry, and he called Yu Mantang as he ran: "Find someone to put out the fire!"

At this time, the three outer floors of the Yunjia Pavilion were full of people watching the excitement, Diao Xiaosi used all his strength to separate the crowd and rushed into the entrance, and he was dumbfounded.

I saw that the fire had been extinguished, and the four sons of the eldest son in the house, Sun Wuji, Zhang Wuji, Li Yifeng, and Murong Xiaobai, sat against the wall, staring straight ahead without squinting.

Mother Ning and Mrs. Tang sat in front of the dresser with their backs to everyone, applying grease and powder to the mirror appliqué yellow.

Li Jing accompanied Tang Xueshang, Tulip, Red Whisk, and Flower Demon Niang to guard outside the door with a helpless look, and there was a half-dead wind old bird humming and chirping on the ground.

Diao Xiaosi coughed dryly and said, "Little San, what's the situation?"

Li Jing smiled at Diao Xiaosi at the corners of his mouth, and said: "The two old men have been separated for a long time and just met today, so they are so excited, in order to celebrate the reunion after a long absence, they decided to play a game of winning and losing three battles." The first comparison just now was cooking, and you also saw that the room of Yunjia Pavilion was lit by the old lady as a torch. Now it's the second scene, than dressing up, to see who can be more fresh, elegant, sweet and coquettish. ”

“...... What are they sitting there for?"

Red Whisk replied, "They are arbitrators." Just now, Xiaobai and Xiaofeng thought that Lao Taijun's fried squid was full of energy and gave a good review, but Wuji and Wuji thought that Mrs. Ning's mapo tofu was full of color and fragrance, and it seemed that they were going to win a little. ”

Sun Zisu smiled: "In this way, the two mothers-in-law are not superior in cooking skills, and they are tied?"

In her mind, this was the best ending. With Donald's craftsmanship, no one can bear to lift it. But if anyone dares to sentence her to lose, there should be more than one room that was set on fire just now. It's really hard for the four arbitrators to come up with such an impartial way to get the best of both worlds.

The flower demon lady puffed up and said: "How can there be a tie, the first round is won by Mrs. Ning." ”

Yu Mantang was puzzled: "Isn't the four arbitrators two to two?"

Tang Xuesheng snorted coldly: "There's another one here!" stretched out his legs and kicked the old wind bird lying on the ground pretending to be dead.

Feng Lao Niao was full of grievances and said: "I just praised the old lady's fire is old enough, even an elephant can be roasted to death, how do you know that she will rush over and beat me?"

Diao Xiaosi gasped, secretly glad that he had escaped a catastrophe, if he was pulled by the two godmothers to do arbitration, then he must be himself who is lying on the ground and is cool now.

He glanced at the four brothers in the room and asked, "Where is Daddy Ning?"

Li Jing said: "He, Sun Shenyi, and King Gao Fa were drinking on the terrace, saying that they wanted to enjoy the mountain scenery while discussing the Tao. ”

Diao Xiaosi's admiration for Ning Wuqi became more and more high, and he was ashamed of himself, thinking that the place of right and wrong could not stay for a long time, even the gentleman knew the truth of not erecting a dangerous wall, and he didn't hurry up and leave, when would he wait?

As soon as he raised his leg and was about to apply oil on the soles of his feet, a piece of sandalwood in the house was about to burn out, and Old Tang Taijun took the lead in turning around, and smiled at everyone: "Who will tell me first, is the old lady beautiful?"

"My mother!" the eldest grandson Wuji and the others looked at the face of thousands of purples and thousands of red and white snow in horror, and they were speechless.

Diao Xiaosi and his friends, who witnessed this scene outside the house, were also stunned, and they all pinched a cold sweat for Zhang Wuji and the others.