Chapter 9 Dad is half crazy, son is half crazy, and together they are just one madman A

Speaking of which, what does the world look like in the eyes of a newborn baby?

This is a very mysterious thing, remember that the author's earliest memory seems to be when he was three years old...... Somehow, it seems like the memory started all of a sudden. It seems that I understand it all at once, and it seems that I don't understand it at all. Of course, because I was still young at the time, I didn't think about such a deep problem.

It's just that the first memory is to remember that the third aunt was riding a bicycle at that time, and I was sitting on the front beam and didn't know what the road was talking about, but when I came down from the main road, I pressed it from the neck of a duck, maybe I was scared, so this initial memory is very deep, and now I think about it, since there, I have remembered the basic things, and before...... I can't think of anything.

Now that I've read a lot of books, I don't feel like I've been taken away at the time, right? Because my mother always told me things that I didn't remember at all, and since the duck incident, they have remembered everything about me when I was a child, and sometimes I can even pick out the mistakes they misremembered.

I remember that my third aunt and I came down to take a look at it at the time, to be honest, this beast is skinny, and people have nothing to do. At that time, I was still patting my heart and said very carefully, it's good if there is nothing wrong, it's good if there is nothing wrong. It scared the hell out of me...... The third aunt was still talking to my eldest nephew like a little adult at that time. Why is it so weird when I think about it now......

Because since I can remember, I have never felt like I have a generation gap with adults. Not at all...... On the contrary, I feel that I can't communicate with my peers...... Because they don't understand anything, they really ......

It's not that I'm a genius or anything, it's just that after my investigation and evidence collection. Before the duck incident, I was still talking upside down. It's like a monk chanting a scripture, and he has no heart and lungs every day. You can play for a day with a piece of paper, and when it rains, you run into the ditch and pounce, and you say that you are a duckling. I'll go!Lao Tzu still can't swim, is there~...... The first time I heard this was when I was about five years old, and I was almost ashamed of myself, but I just didn't remember it at all. No matter how you think about it, it's ......

The most terrible thing is that my mother often mentions that at that time, I would always lie at the window and sing that it is raining, the sky is clear, don't forget to wear a straw hat when it rains, wear a straw hat, wear a straw hat, don't forget to wear a straw hat when it rains. Wear ~straw hat~~.

Just this one sentence, singing over and over again. Please, I should have been less than a year old or two years old when "Syracuse" aired...... Why I don't remember~~!!

...... In short, I don't know what to say, but when I say it, I am shocked, and it makes people feel that the whole life is too ghostly...... Because I am the son of the eldest sister in the family, my younger siblings were more or less used as 'toys' by me when they were young. When it comes to things when they are one or two years old, they all have some impressions, and they shouldn't be pretending, anyway, I don't have any memories of when I was one or two years old, not at all. Is it because I wasn't abused when I was a child? So I didn't remember it......

But I don't think I will be able to solve this mystery in this life, maybe the day I die, I can only find the answer by the dying period before death......

As for what I am concerned about, it is mainly difficult to say......

If one day. Your body is being used in a puddle that has just rained...... Or the mud pit is more appropriate, anyway, 'you' are rolling happily in the mud puddle, and your mouth is still making the kind of "hahaha What will you do?

If you are Japanese. Then it will be shouted;or~~!

If you're Chinese, then you have more options......

And the emperor's choice is-

"Back~.着~~" is no longer verifiable what the two words are. Anyway, that's how the emperor shouted. At this time, 'Yang Guo' was naturally frightened. Standing there like a point, I didn't dare to move...... Can I say that at least he has learned to walk upright in the physical battle with the emperor~. It's already very good!

As we all know, bear children have the habit of kicking their noses and faces, and the more you don't let him do it, the more he will do it.

Therefore, the strength of the aftermath was not continued, and the emperor was completely defeated, and was taken away from the control of his body by the newborn little devil as if he were playing......

This is already a very sad story, God knows that someone snatched his body just to roll in the mud~!!

One can imagine what kind of expression and movement the emperor is now. If I were him, I would definitely bend forward in frustration, and after finding someone rolling in the mud, I would grit my teeth and burst my blood vessels......

A lion's roar, the emperor was going to say something, but in the process of the emperor's silence, our lovely little Yang Guo first gathered cold~, and then in the emperor's scream, a comfortable smile appeared on his face......

After the most reluctant, he also subconsciously made a bird-throwing action......

Because he was wearing muddy clothes, he naturally couldn't see his appearance. But......

"Let me die...... The emperor had blank eyes, stepped on the bench, held a three-foot white silk ring, and looked ready to stretch out his head to end the rest of his life......

No wonder he is so...... Here we should very well understand the mood of the emperor at this time, sincerely. That's why I blew myself up before. If you think I'm cheating on the word count, you're wrong, and I'm calling it self-deprecation. Won't let this plot be too Turkic and thunderous, who hasn't worn open crotch pants?!

Speaking of birds, I'm proud, do you understand?

But then again, if it was to take care of the bear child, in fact, the emperor would not be so desperate, the problem was the newborn little devil...... Well, don't blame me for using the demon to describe it, because strictly speaking, this whitewashed bear child is definitely a demon among demons!

For example, now when the emperor is not knowing what to do, our newborn little devil ...... Once again, attention was drawn by a colorful butterfly flying by......

That's enough......

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"I can't eat that~!!"

A scream, of course, this scream can only be heard by one person.

At this time, the emperor can be described as exhausted, and even the soul has signs of flying, which can prove how torturous the bear child is......

Especially if you are able to walk upright......

Don't blame me for having a dirty mind, I think all bear children should be on a leash when they go out...... Sincerely......

The butterfly was caught by Xiao Yangguo, and the adaptability of the bear child is very strong, so as a congenital master of martial arts, how can it be possible to operate this body and not be able to catch a butterfly!

...... Although the emperor really hoped that he couldn't catch it......

Because of the fate of the creature that fell into the hands of the bear child......

I have eaten dragonflies and locusts back then, and the taste of butterflies is definitely chicken......

Okay, no kidding, it can be seen from the way our Xiao Yang Guo retched with a bitter face, this thing is definitely not delicious, or that he at least retains a normal sense of taste and has not awakened any strange attributes.

"Come, good, look here~~!" The emperor used ruthless magic to make a rabbit with the yellow mud on the ground that knew how to use a few playthings to use local materials. To be honest, he should also be grateful for his ability, otherwise Xiao Yang Guo would still be a mud monkey now...... (The power of the mind can naturally peel off the earth...... )

"Stupid! That's not how you pinched, did you get a mullet!

Forget it, let's start with the simple basics. This is a pentagram......

All right...... Playing with mud is something that the emperor hasn't done for many years. Or maybe he didn't play at all. It's just that he has the memory of Yang Guo, so it's natural to get something now. To be honest, the emperor himself has no childhood, so once he started, with the proficiency of playing with mud and the worship of Xiao Yang, he became a little unable to extricate himself into the great cause of playing with mud, and the so-called rhythm that could not be stopped at all was still how or said that the child was no longer saved......

That's it. In the distance, you can see a half-sized boy who has become a mud monkey again, excitedly pinching the mud by a yellow mud pit, and there are more and more works around him, which is nothing, but there is a very magical strange phenomenon around him, that is, a lot of mud will seem to be manipulated by a pair of invisible hands, and the works created by these invisible hands are relatively normal, cute, pictographic, anthropomorphic. And the mud that was pinched out of the hands of the half-grown boy himself was......

Opposite-sex, zombies, lickers, tentacle monsters??? weird anyway...... (To be continued......)

PS: In the new month, at least get a full schedule...... You can't be a demon......