Chapter 489: Unsuccessful Suicide
"Farewell, my dearest cousin Aman, let me be crushed, let's zaijian in the next life!"
Tie Niu, who thought he had been abandoned by his cousin, closed his eyes and kicked his legs violently, jumping down from the top of the 100-meter-high mountain, disheartened, he couldn't stand the blow of this broken love, and wanted to die to completely liberate.
"I'll you mother, did that unlucky guy above offend the eighteen thieves of the wilderness, and was actually executed in this way of death, the top of the mountain is at least nearly a hundred meters above the ground, wouldn't it be to fall down like this? β
Jiang Lao Er stared at the iron bull that fell rapidly from the top of the mountain in a daze, and couldn't help but open his mouth and burst into a foul mouth.
In this old-fashioned feudal shijie, the concept of parents of the body is very common, whether it is ordinary people or martial arts masters are very cherished of their own flesh, even if it is death, they must choose a decent way to die, many people would rather lose their lives on the spot and leave a whole corpse than lose the important parts of the body to survive.
So in Jiang Laoer's opinion, it is absolutely impossible for Tie Niu to jump off by himself, he must have offended a ruthless person before he was thrown alive from the top of the mountain, and it is too cruel to fall down from such a high distance, even if he is a peak master, he will be broken to pieces and die without a whole body.
In fact, Tie Niu also chose this tragic death in desperation, this guy has been disheartened and committed suicide everywhere since he was rejected by Aman, first found a rope to hang around his neck to play, but because he has broken through his own bottleneck and become a peerless master. There is an internal circulation in the body, and the pores and skin on the body can already breathe instead of the mouth and nose, so after hanging for more than half an hour, there is still no uncomfortable feeling at all.
Ordinary people will have difficulty breathing and suffocate to death in a few minutes after hanging it like this. The swing that the iron ox hung on the trunk of the tree for a long time was unscathed, and the spirit of the dragon and tiger was very good, and Zuihou really had no choice but to use internal force to break the rope and fall from mid-air.
After unsuccessfully hanging himself, Tie Niu thought of a new way, that is, self-harm, he pulled out the black dragon dagger of the town clan of the Black Carbon tribe that he was wearing, and kept shaking and aiming at his whole body. The eyes, neck, stomach, and cock don't seem to be suitable, and it will be very uncomfortable to insert it, and if you can't die, won't you suffer in vain. So, to be on the safe side, he decided to make a shiyan with his own arm.
Forcefully inserted the sharp black dragon dagger into the majestic arm, and immediately the blood flowed, and the moment he saw his own blood rushing wildly, Tie Niu only felt dizzy in his brain. Roll your eyes. Fainted on the spot.
It turned out that although this guy was brave and heroic, he had fainting since he was a child, and he was afraid of dizziness when he saw blood, especially when he saw his own blood, he was scared and fainted on the spot, and it took a long time for him to recover his senses with a pale face, and he pulled out the dagger on his arm vigorously, and then tore his clothes to bandage the wound on his arm.
Thinking of the blood gushing out of the black dragon dagger after inserting it into his body. Tie Niu was a little dizzy, and he didn't dare to try this kind of self-harm again.
It's just that although Iron Bull has become one of the few peerless masters in the Western Regions. But the brain is still a tendon.,Determined to carry out the things to the end.,So after giving up committing suicide with a dagger, he began to try all kinds of new ways and methods of suicide.,Zuihou without exception didn't succeed once.γ
Jumped into the river with a boulder tied to his body, but not only was he not drowned, but he also caught a few fish with a hundred times the spirit, ate a barbecue, and wanted to hit the wall and die, but the solid rocks were all crushed, but his head had nothing at all, every time it came to a critical moment, the mellow true qi in his body would instinctively run quickly to resist the crisis, and after a few times, the iron bull was completely out of luck, because the true qi protector had become an instinct, and he had no way to hold back.
After thinking about it for a day and a night, he finally came up with a new way, that is, to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff, although the death is a little ugly, but it can finally be freed, too short to do it, in case you can't die, wouldn't you end up crippled for life, it's better to die, it's not good to be too tall, if you fall into a meat puree, then it will really never be overborn.
Tie Niu calculated the distance, and Zuihou assessed it according to his True Qi Body Protection Ability, and the height of about one hundred meters was the most suitable, just enough to fall him to death, but it would not break his body to pieces.
"Hold back, hold back, I must hold back! I want to commit suicide, I don't want to live anymore, I must hold back!"
Iron Bull fell rapidly from the sky with his eyes closed, and with the effect of gravitational acceleration, Iron Bull fell faster and faster, and the terrifying sonic boom of friction between flesh and air was already ringing in his ears.
"Hold on, hold on, banana, you Barra, I can't help itβ"
When he was still ten meters above the ground, Tie Niu, who had closed his eyes tightly, finally couldn't suppress the threat of death, and the true qi in his body quickly and autonomously ran out of his body, turning into an invisible wing to stop the downward trend of his body.
However, at this time, the speed of decline has reached the extreme, and even the full operation of Tie Niu's true qi cannot stop his rapid downward trend, if it is according to the normal situation, this time Tie Niu will definitely not be better, although it will not die on the spot, but it will be seriously injured, and it will definitely not be better in ten days and half a month.
Fortunately, his fate is good, Ling Hu Chong happened to be here, since he already knew the relationship between Tie Niu and Aman, Ling Hu Chong naturally would not watch him fall and be seriously injured, so he turned into a volley of air to support the rapidly falling Iron Bull, making his falling speed greatly slow.
"Bang!"
With a loud bang, the iron bull slammed into the ground, smashing the hard dirt out of a human-shaped crater.
"Ahem, cough, how can this be, weishenme won't let me die, God, you're so hateful......"
A weak voice came from inside the pit.
A strange color flashed on Ling Hu Chong's face, and he raised his right foot and stomped on the ground, and Tie Niu's embarrassed body was shocked out of the ground by a magical liliang.
"Brother Iron Bull, what are you doing here, playing extreme skydiving?"
Ling Hu Chong asked curiously.
"Ahem, it turned out to be Brother Linghu!"
The embarrassed Tie Niu coughed vigorously a few times before he said to Linghu in frustration: "Cousin Aman has abandoned me, I want to commit suicide, Brother Linghu, we will meet again in the next life!"
Raising his hand and hugging his fist, Tie Niu dragged his heavy steps and planned to leave, find a place to eat, and continue to find a way to kill himself after feeding his stomach. (To be continued......)