(a)

Sure enough, the next day, the master went into retreat.

Now that the master's body is in good condition, I don't have to worry about it, I feel that my mind has opened up at once, and I have begun to gradually experience the joy of being promoted to a little immortal.

However, I am still conservative, very reserved and beautiful.

Even though this immortal is now in the immortal class, he has a sense of epiphany that looks down on all beings and is immersed in everything, and everything is very complete, but this does not make this immortal get carried away.

I am still crawling under the noses of all the senior brothers, and the more frustrated I become, the more courageous I become.

After the master's retreat, there was a rare time when all the senior brothers came to congratulate me on my cultivation and attainment. What's even more rare is that the eleventh senior brother Peiyi also came.

From Senior Brother to Senior Brother Ten, he speaks very beautifully, and I am very useful. But when it was Senior Brother Eleven's turn, I wasn't very happy.

Eleventh Senior Brother Peiyi's poisonous tongue has always been outstanding in Kunlun Mountain, his eyes looked at me very sharp, and he looked at me for a long time before he said: "Little Senior Sister can only cultivate a little immortal in 70,000 years, then to cultivate into a god, I don't know if 700,000 years is enough." Congratulations, congratulations. ”

At that time, the one who laughed the most was the elder brother.

Senior Brother Peiyi makes me feel very shameless, but the more times like this, the more I must pay attention to cultivation. So I took several deep breaths before I could calmly reply to him: "Peiyi, dung ball." ”

At that moment, Senior Brother Peiyi's face became quite charming. It really complements the word dung ball.

After this, the elder brother was retributed for mocking me, and was struck by lightning.

For a while, the weather in Kunlun Mountain was not very good, with lightning and thunder, and there was a lot of noise.

The elder brother sat under the eaves, looking into the distance, probably thinking deeply about life.

I sat beside him and looked into the distance, very sad. When it rains, my legs are a little twitchy, and I am used to wandering around, and I can't relax all at once.

Coincidentally, at that time, I saw three or three beautiful lightning bolts coming side by side on the canopy, and it happened that my leg twitched again, and I accidentally kicked the big brother's ass.

This kick, the senior brother squatted in the rain.

When the senior brother recovered from his stupidity, the sound of "brushing, brushing" sounded above his head, which was very beautiful.

The lightning turned the elder brother into a strange flower, a strange flower emitting black smoke.

Seeing that the senior brother was staring at me for no reason, I straightened my voice and read slowly: "The senior brother is amazing in heaven and earth, and he is unparalleled in the world. ”

The eldest brother is coquettish and swaying by nature, and of course he is very useful when he listens to it, and his confused eyes then become tender and sweet. He picked at the blackened old face in a charming manner, and smiled at me: "Little junior sister, you are an understanding person." ”

Probably he had time to think about why he suddenly got into the rain. Since I am an understanding person, I will not speak.

(b)

It didn't take long for the sky to clear. I went to find the senior brother again.

Looking at the entire Kunlun Mountain, whether I go out to wander or buy and sell gossip, I like to find a senior brother.

This is all due to the nature of the elder brother, he likes to be coquettish and swaying, whoever says something nice is the most unparable, and it just so happens that I like to say something nice the most.

Therefore, I think the senior brother is the best of the eleven senior brothers. But the senior brother is 10,000 or 20,000 years older than me, and it is really a bit uncultivated to say that I coaxed him, and I have always understood that it is because the senior brother does not care about me a lot.

When I went to the eldest brother's bedroom, I saw him sitting on the threshold in front of the bedroom, holding a mirror in his hand, and grinning with satisfaction, revealing a row of rather white teeth.

I only heard the senior brother sigh: "Why am I so handsome." ”

At that moment, I rolled my eyelids down happily and sat down next to him. I pointed to the demon mirror in Senior Brother's hand, and echoed twice: "This Demon Mirror is really beautiful and practical in Senior Brother's hand. ”

I sighed in my heart, fortunately, the senior brother is a fairy, if it is a monster, he will not be able to laugh when this demon mirror shines, and he may not be able to see how miserable it is.

Senior Brother pondered for a while, and then said quietly: "Little Senior Sister, what you said is the truth. ”

I didn't delve into this fact, but raised my eyes to look at the green mountains in the distance, and said, "Senior brother, you see that the weather is really good today. ”

The senior brother also looked at the distant mountains and nodded: "The weather is really good." ”

"It's a pity to look in the mirror in such a beautiful weather. You and I are both immortal friends now, so it's better to take advantage of this good weather ......"

The senior brother picked his teeth in the mirror and answered, "You might as well go and do something that a god should do." ”

I thought about what this immortal should do, so I said to the senior brother: "For example, Pudu sentient beings, this Pudu sentient beings ......."

After picking his teeth, Senior Brother pursed his mouth again and said, "Naturally, I want to go to the world." ”

I also said, "Master is in retreat now...... "Last time Master spent a year or two in retreat, I think this time it will be not short.

The senior brother put away the demon mirror, and said with a lot of courage like a strong man: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, and I'll go today." ”

I turned my head, looked at Senior Brother in great surprise, and said, "Senior Brother is really a Bodhisattva. "He's brain-open, it's not easy.

Later, I made a decision with my senior brother, took up an auspicious cloud, and drifted away. Speaking of this world, I have never been to this world and have always thought about going, but now I finally have a chance.

(c)

However, I didn't expect that after I came back from the group with my senior brother, I happened to meet the master out of the customs, and I was very upset.

If we really want to talk about our human experience, it is also very bumpy.

My brother and I both went to the world for the first time, and we did something quite shameless. In the words of the senior brother, the senior brother had never been so panicked when he went to the heavenly realm for the first time.

The world is very fresh, especially there is a thing called money, which is not very good-looking, but mortals like it tightly.

My senior brother and I were dragged by the stall owner to ask us to take the money because we ate mortal five steamer buns, and we didn't know what the money was, so we honestly told the stall owner that there was no, and the stall owner was regarded as a bandit.

Mortals are prone to impulsiveness, which is very bad. The stall owner ran after me and my brother with a large group of people, as if they were going to beat us up. It's really ungraceful.

I'm not fast, but I'm faster than my brother.

Thinking that the senior brother would be caught and beaten beyond recognition, I couldn't bear it in my heart. After all, the senior brother cherishes his face very much.

I couldn't bear it, so I ran faster.

Then we finally figured out what money was. For a while, the elder brother actually conjured up a lot of money and happily distributed it on the street.

The senior brother said, we are all immortals, so naturally we can't care about mortals, and everything that can be helped should be helped. The senior brother said this in a very fairy style, and his actions were also very generous and decent.

The whole street, because of the elder brother, was full of joy and happiness.

But at the same time, I pinched a cold sweat again, thinking that it was good that I didn't join the ranks of the senior brothers. Because not long after, a team of officials came, saying that the senior brother was disrupting the market order and arrested the senior brother.

With this arrest, the senior brother was in prison. I also ate prison food for several days.

In fact, Senior Brother can completely make the Immortal Law escape from the prison, but I think that if the Senior Brother uses the Immortal Law to hurt mortals, or mess up this mortal qi, it is absolutely impossible.

The senior brother is a sensible immortal, and he naturally thinks it makes sense when he hears it, so he lives in peace in prison.

The elder brother lived peacefully in prison, and I naturally lived comfortably outside.

I went to the teahouse to listen to books, and the mortals told the stories very well, and I also ate the peach blossom cake in the world, which was really delicious. Later, I was in a panic, so I went to the book market to get some words to read, and I also picked up two paintings for the master to put away.

(iv)

Without my brother watching, I spent a few days fooling around alone.

Just as I was about to visit him in prison, he came out on his own. Looking at his radiant appearance, I expected that this human prison meal should not be bad.

Later, I weighed it with my senior brother and felt that the immortals had come down to earth to comprehend, and now that we have deeply comprehended this state of the world, we should naturally return satisfied.

But at this moment, we bumped into something.

A mortal woman was pushed down the river. And it's in front of the fairy faces of our two immortals.

Mortals fall into the water, of course we can't see death without saving, but the senior brother is braver than me, and before I can say that I can save the woman with immortal methods, he jumped into the river in a hurry.

A dog jumping into the river can't match his example.

It turned out that the woman rescued by the senior brother was called Mo Xinzi. I heard her say that her fiancé had divorced her not long ago and wanted to marry someone else, and that person was the one who would push her into the water.

That Mo Xinzi looks like an indifferent woman, which is very comforting.

I couldn't help but sigh, which man wants to divorce her and marry her, and that she has to kill people.

The elder brother took the mortal woman away, saying that he wanted to send them home. It's been a long time since I left.

In my opinion, the woman led a big bad wolf into the door without knowing it. I don't know how many times the senior brother and the girl talked about it behind closed doors.

When I returned to Kunlun Mountain, I couldn't help but ask: "Senior brother, the show that was rescued in the river, did you bring someone to Wushan with you?"

The senior brother's face was a little unnatural, and he scolded me and said, Don't want to tarnish people's innocence.

If you stain someone's innocence, maybe it's him.

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