"This ......"

At this moment, the red boy was sitting upright on the back of the fox and standing in the void, looking at everything in front of him with some stunnedness.

"This Nima is too!"

After a long time, the red boy involuntarily swallowed a mouthful of saliva, stretched out his hand and slapped himself hatefully.

"Ouch!"

Covering his obviously swollen right cheek, the red boy said in a daze: "Damn!"

The fox under his seat wondered, when did his master like to masochist?

I saw that at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain below, a stunning girl dressed in purple was feeding the food in a silver bowl to the mouth of the monkey who only exposed one head and two palms.

And the Wufang Jiedi and the land of Huaguo Mountain are waiting with a cautious face, and they are still carrying various gorgeous lacquer carved food boxes in their hands.

With just one glance at the red child, he could see that the woman's cultivation was not as good as a Xuan Immortal, but there was a strange aura emanating from her bloodline, which was the aura of the Chaos Spirit Jade at the beginning of the innate.

"The Seven Fairies turned out to be Zixia?"

The red boy only felt that something had exploded in his head, and muttered softly: "Isn't that monkey still being Dong Yong?"

As he spoke, he looked down again, but saw that Zixia had already finished feeding the food in the bowl, and then took out a fist-sized peach from the jade plate on the side, cut it into small pieces, and fed it to the monkey piece by piece.

It turned out to be a peach, although it was only the worst three-thousand-year-old peach, but it still made the red boy's heart beat wildly.

sighed that the little girl in front of her was indeed too bold, and she had already violated the rules of heaven in the mortal world in private, and she dared to steal the peach, it seemed that she was just to please her lover. If his mother, the Queen Mother, knew about it, she would probably be able to faint in anger.

Even the Jade Emperor will have a headache, that is his favorite daughter, how can she be the same as her aunt, and she also learns to think about the lower realm. Anyway, you also like a normal one, that monkey is now pointed at by thousands of people in the Three Realms, like a rat crossing the street.

Ahem, this sentence is what Red Boy thinks. Indeed, at the beginning, Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the battle of Huaguo Mountain, and turned his back on the other six saints, and he had no sympathy for those seventy-two demon kings who were captured by the heavenly court and taken to the top of the tank, and he had long been unable to gain a foothold in the demon world.

Similarly, he went out of heaven several times, and even stole the peach, disrupted the peach feast, killed the heavenly soldiers and generals, and stole the golden pill. Notoriety and infamous in the divine realm.

There is almost no place for him in the Three Realms, and only Western Bliss Shijie does not touch cause and effect to dare to take him in. Although there are many calculations among the sect masters and heavenly saints, it is inseparable from the monkey's greedy character of small profits, ignoring the general righteousness, and being stubborn and self-serving.

Just thinking about it, he saw that Zixia had already fed the monkey, and then reached out and took out a silk scarf from his arms, gently helped the monkey wipe the food left at the corner of his mouth, and helped him wipe his palm.

He smiled at the monkey, got up and picked up a jade plate on the side, and walked towards the stream at the other end of the Marble Mountain, where there was a thatched house on the edge of the stream. It seems that this Zixia has been here for a long time.

Seeing this, the red boy suddenly remembered that when she was chasing the Peng Demon King on the West Lake that day, she had seen a gorgeous purple light falling in the direction of the Five Elements Mountain, and she thought it was her at this moment.

Seeing that the five directions and the land also followed Zixia's back, the red boy descended from the clouds and came to the front. But I saw that the monkey who was pressed under the mountain was humming a little song with a comfortable face on his face at the moment, and he seemed to be very satisfied.

Seeing this, the red boy laughed, urged the fox to stop aside, stepped forward, and said with a smile: "It seems that Uncle Sun is not very sad to be pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, and his life is so leisurely and comfortable, even if he is pressed for another five hundred years." ”

"Hey!"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong raised his head, looked at the red child in front of him, showed a puzzled look, and said with a smile: "Who belongs to your doll?

"Oh?" Feeling the cold light in the depths of Sun Wukong's eyes, the red boy showed a slightly playful look.

From the very beginning, the red boy did not hide his own breath, with Sun Wukong's Taiyi Golden Immortal, it is not difficult to see the shadow of the Bull Demon King's interception of the sect from his own body, and at this time Sun Wukong actually pretended not to know himself.

smiled slightly, but the red boy laughed loudly: "Everyone in the world says that the Monkey King is ruthless, and it is really the case when I see it today!"

"You!"

Hearing the words of the red boy, Sun Wukong's eyes showed two cold lights, staring at the red boy's face like a golden knife. Sun Wukong has always boasted that he is a rare righteous man in the Three Realms, with both loyalty and righteousness, and he is naturally angry when he hears the words of the red boy.

"Why should Uncle Sun be angry?"

Feeling the monkey's two knife-like eyes, the red child chuckled and said, "Although the world is so legendary, the Holy Child doesn't believe it. ”

After that, he ignored Sun Wukong's two fiery eyes, walked to the side and sat down next to the monkey, reached out and gently shook Sun Wukong's left hand, and then said: "A few days ago, the Holy Infant traveled to the East China Sea, but it coincided with the birthday of the Dragon Mother in the Dragon Palace, and the Holy Infant came to the banquet with some wine. ”

As he spoke, he spread his hand, and a vermilion lacquer plate appeared in his hand, containing a pot of immortal wine, and two plates of food such as spirit fruits and fairy treasures.

As soon as he put it down, he poured a glass with the flask, and sent it to Sun Wukong and said: "The Holy Infant remembered that his uncle had been trapped in Huaguo Mountain for many years, but he had never come to visit, and he was deeply disturbed, so he came to visit. ”

Seeing that a glass of wine was delivered to his eyes, with a strong aura, and a strong aroma of wine, Sun Wukong's eyes were straight, where did he still care about what the red boy said, he only felt his throat tremble, as if he had stretched out his hand from his throat. When he saw the glass getting closer and closer, he opened his mouth to drink.

"Therefore, the Holy Child will punish himself with three cups first to make amends for his uncle!"

Seeing this, the red boy smiled slightly, withdrew his hand, drank it himself, and then shook the wine glass in his hand at the monkey, and poured a second glass.

"Goo-dong!"

Seeing that another glass of wine was drunk by the red boy, Sun Wukong involuntarily swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his eyes showed a look of longing.

"Hey, hey!"

Sun Wukong's expression naturally fell in the eyes of the red boy, but he didn't see it, once again poured a full cup, his hands were flat, he gestured to the monkey, smiled slightly and then drank it all.

"You!"

A thunderclap came from the monkey's mouth, but his face was red, his eyes were spewing fire, and he roared angrily at the red boy: "You little calf, try to play your grandfather again!"

"Why did Uncle Sun say that?"

When the red boy heard this, his face sank, a trace of chill flashed in his eyes, and he said in a deep voice: "The Holy Child kindly came to visit his uncle and sincerely apologized, but Uncle Sun did not appreciate it, and the Holy Infant left here." ”

After saying that, he got up and put away the jade plate beside him, and was about to leave, but found that his left ankle was grabbed by the monkey. There was a huge force born from the palm of the monkey's fingers, so that he couldn't move his own step, and there was a slight anger in his heart, but he quietly carried the sword qi that attacked the sky.

I only heard a golden and iron strike, but the monkey snorted, involuntarily let go, and looked at the red boy, but there was a bit of surprise in his eyes.

"Uncle Sun, what do you mean?"

He moved a few steps away with an indifferent expression, but the red boy was like frost, squinting at the monkey under the cliff.

"It's rare for a good nephew to come once, why do you come and go in such a hurry? Why don't you talk to my grandson more?"

Sun Wukong grinned when he heard this, and seemed to be unconcerned about the dissatisfaction in the eyes of the red boy. Then he seemed to feel that what he had just done was a bit excessive, but he sneered and said: "My old grandson is straightforward and can't speak, if there is any rudeness, please ask my nephew Haihan!"

"Oh?"

When the red boy heard this, he raised his eyebrows, and sneered in his heart, but he did not refuse. He stepped forward again, waved down a gimbal, and then sat down next to the monkey and set up a "banquet" again.

"Hey, good nephew!"

Seeing this, Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and then showed a flattering look at the red boy, but the corner of his eye was looking straight at the wine jug on the table.

"These Five Elements Mountains are barren and wild, but they are bitter uncle, and I think my uncle hasn't drunk wine for a while. ”

Seeing this, the red boy laughed, reached out and grabbed the flask from the table, and then handed it to the monkey like this, and poured it straight down.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong showed a look of ecstasy, quickly opened his mouth to catch it, and swallowed the wine poured out by the red boy in a big gulp, and shouted "good wine" in his mouth.

"Hey!"

Seeing Sun Wukong like this, a trace of sigh flashed in the eyes of the red boy, and he only felt that the Monkey King in front of him, who was known as the "hegemon" of the Three Realms, was even inferior to the villain in the world, and there was a kind of disappointment.

Shaking his head slightly, he let the wine in his hand pour out, took out a pot again, and poured it.

"Okay! good ......" Seeing the wine jug in the red boy's hand, Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and opened his mouth full of red light to catch it.

"Good nephew!"

Two pots of wine in the stomach, it seems that he is in a good mood, but Sun Wukong looked at the red boy's eyes, and said with a smile: "There is nothing in this Huaguo Mountain, barren mountains and wild mountains, and the five parties are not the most important things. faded out of my grandson's mouth, but it happened that my nephew came, otherwise my grandson would be suffocated. ”

As he spoke, he hiccuped, and seemed to be a little unsatisfied, his face was red, and there was a slight smile in the corner of his eyes.

"Hey, hey!"

Hearing Sun Wukong's words, the red boy secretly sneered, this monkey clearly doesn't know the hearts of good people, and remembers that Rulai has pressed himself under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years.

I don't want to think about how many heavenly soldiers and generals I killed in the battle in Huaguo Mountain, and it led to the slaughter of the demon clan in Huaguo Mountain, so how can such cause and effect be trivial?

Moreover, just talking about the chaos in the Tushi Palace caused the Flame Mountain to be in the lower realm, and the lives were ruined, creating boundless killing, that kind of cause and effect. If it weren't for Rulai and Lao Jun successively punishing him to eliminate disasters and reduce difficulties, I'm afraid this monkey wouldn't have survived the Journey to the West.

Moreover, Lao Jun and Rulai are called "punishment", but in fact they are "secret gangs", one forges a golden body for them, and the other replenishes the physical origin of the gold body lost by forging it. is so unkind, and it does not live up to the Three Realms calling it a "real villain".