Chapter 60 The disciples sat down and talked about it
Chen Qingniu drank the beautiful tongue in the cup in one gulp, and said with a smile: "People like me will be a little smart, of course, you can't compare to Princess Liangwang, your chest is full of hills and valleys, all of them are scheming, and you have to drink a cup of tea. ”
The princess met him four times, except for the time when she met, she almost broke her neck by the koi pond, and was slapped four times in Biluo Xiaolou, but this time she still fell behind, and she was resentful in her heart, and sneered: "As soon as the old lady dies, the Fengzhou Imperial City will soon get the news, and King Liang can find an excuse to prevaricate in the past, so that he will not be taken off his wealth by his own brother." But you, hmph, have good fruit to eat. I don't know the rules of your immortal family, but I have also heard that 'if you want to be greedy for heavenly treasures, you must use the wealth of the world', and if you want to learn to become a martial artist and the emperor's family, put it on your monk's side, and it is also a number. The world's famous qi practitioners, great danshi, many of them are attached to the powerful, Chen Qingniu, do you really have the confidence to deal with waves of immortals and old monsters from all walks of life like a tide?"
Chen Qingniu laughed: "The soldiers will block, the water will cover the earth, if you can't beat it, you can run, this Nanzhan Buzhou is not the Nanzhan Buzhou of the Suzaku Emperor alone, even a beloved woman doesn't dare to rush home to be a daughter-in-law, no matter how wise and martial he is, I don't see it." ”
The princess smiled indifferently and said in a cold voice, "If he can only bully women like you and don't know how to back down and compromise, he won't be Emperor Zhu Honghuang with eight continents in his mind." Such an emperor is a talented master who can make his courtiers willingly assist. ”
Chen Qingniu shook his head and said: "He is his master, I am my monk, it is best if the well water does not violate the river water, I have been used as a gun by you, if he is placed by the King of Liang, he will be embarrassed by me, hehe, it doesn't matter, Guanyin is the head of the Aotou Immortal family in Nanzhan Buzhou, surprisingly short, I hang, he and Suzaku will also hurt their muscles and bones." ”
The princess was not interested in this kind of jade emblem famous tea with a lewd atmosphere or two, so she didn't drink it, and said, "Guanyinza, listen to your tone, it's not worse than the most powerful Jisui Academy Palace and Ziyang Sword Sect at the moment?"
Chen Qingniu frowned and said: "Jisui Academy Palace is one of the six true sects, and it has been preaching in Nanzhan Buzhou for a long time, and it is not uncommon for him to take advantage of the Guanyin seat to sleep soundly and join forces with the soldiers, but what is this Ziyang Sword Sect?"
The princess did not follow Chen Qingniu's wishes, but asked, "Chen Qingniu, can you teach me the Cultivation Immortal Method?" If it works, I can not blame you for your four slaps. ”
Chen Qingniu shook his head resolutely and said: "If I don't do business with you anymore, whoever deceives me once, I admit it, and if I am deceived again, I can only be regarded as a fool." Moreover, the root bones of the immortal family, generally speaking, men are eight, two hundred and eighty-six years old are proficient, and eight eight sixty-four yuan yang builds the foundation of Xiaocheng. The woman talks about seven, twenty-seventy-four-year-old geranium, seventy-seventy-nine-year-old geranium. The essence of the yuan has not been leaked, and the menstrual period has not been tidal, so that you can practice Dangong and repair the avenue, which is a sharp weapon for the roots. Otherwise, no matter how good the root bone is, it will be difficult to achieve anything. Hey, princess, your daughter is the county lord of Anyang, and she has passed the best time, let alone you?"
The princess was annoyed and angry, and said: "The avenue never stops, Chen Qingniu, are you an ignorant village woman for me?"
Chen Qingniu crossed Erlang's legs and said, "What, shouldn't you be a village woman? I don't know who learned shrews to smash people with books in the Biluo small building." ”
The princess bit her lip, her eyes were like a sharp edge, but she was only gloomy and half-loud, turned into a sigh, and said in a low voice: "Don't you know how to flatter and cater at all, if you teach me immortal arts, even if you use a few unpopular Taoist cheats to deal with it, you can ease the tension between you and me, isn't it?"
Chen Qingniu put away Erlang's legs, stroked the Doukui sword, and said: "Immortal Dao emphasizes fate, roots, wealth, leisure, the first two are the most important, and the latter two are the icing on the cake, if you are really the rarest Gu Fengxiang in Esoteric Buddhism, then the root bones of Princess Ming are not bad, but compared to many monks in the Immortal Mansion, they are even more outstanding, but having roots and bones cannot be successful, fate is the first place, there is no chance, everything is empty talk." This phoenix is one of the best in the West Niuzhou, compared to the Taoist infant Buddha is not inferior at all, but there is no esoteric master to guide you to the beginning, once you make a wrong step, you can only become a plaything in the inferior room, Nanzhan Buzhou is more than the side door double cultivation, the princess does not mind going astray, you can find hundreds of classics by yourself, and then find a Taoist to practice yin and yang, just be careful, don't knock over the vinegar jar of King Liang and the ninety-five in the Fengzhou Palace. Besides, princess, do you think that cultivating the road of longevity is just a pastime? If this road is easy, then who is a rich man with a little gold and silver in the whole world, who does not want to seek immortality? It's not that they don't want to, it's just that they can't, the way of cultivation, the root edge of the two words, then dispersed the world's eight or nine out of ten, leaving the lucky ones, even if they step into the fairy gate, it is also against the current, throughout their lives, they must not slack off for a day, such as an introductory Qi Kung Fu, serving the sun and the moon Huafa, sitting flat during the day, facing the eyes, thinking about the sun in the heart, as big as money, red purple light, nine mangs from the heart out of the throat to the teeth and back to the stomach, see the heart and stomach clearly, is to exhale, gargle, take the liquid for 39 hours a week, three times a day. At night, I think that the moon is in the mud pill palace, the moon is shining, and the white mangs flow down to the dantian, three times in one night. Six times a day and night, that is, three hours, the root bone is almost twice the time, how many mortals are willing to do it? Not to mention the avenue, it is the side door and left way, such as the double cultivation in the lower room, easy to get started, can be achieved quickly, there are also many difficulties to pay attention to, and you have to worry about all kinds of calamities, not to mention that once you are bumped into by the righteous monks, most of them will become the souls of others who have made a reputation. ”
The princess said disdainfully: "Don't blame me. You've only been seeking the Tao for ten years, how can you cultivate like this?"
Chen Qingniu was stunned for a moment, flicked his sword and laughed, his momentum soared, and the green bamboo nearby was shaking, but he didn't explain anything. The beginning of "Wei Xuanzi" is: herbivores are good at walking and foolish, carnivores are strong and fierce, grain eaters are wise but not long-lived, and those who eat qi can be immortal, and they can live forever for a thousand years.
Therefore, Chen Qingniu studied "Wei Xuanzi" on the first day, even the little to pitiful sleep was channeling qi, and the later stage of "Wei Xuanzi" required the monk's left eye to be the sun, the right eye to be the moon, the sun and the moon to shine, shine through the mud pills, shine under the five internal organs, enter the Ming Hall, transform into colorful nectar, and run the meridians and qi. The two palms of the Laogong acupoint pick the gas of the pine and cypress trees, the two-legged heart spring acupoint picks the gas of the mountains and rivers and the earth, and the eyebrows and the heart of the Yin Tang acupoint and the ancestral acupoint inspire the innate Qi. In the past ten years, Chen Baixiong did not dare to be lazy, and even in the Lotus Palace, he sat down with Wang Jiao to discuss the Tao, competed with Xie Shiji to refine his body, and asked Pei Qingyang, who was relatively easy to speak, Chen Qingniu suddenly showed flattery, and his momentum was completely lost, and the bamboo forest suddenly calmed down, and said softly: "Princess, since you are a well-known calligrapher of Vermilion Bird, can you ask for a calligraphy?"
The princess looked incredulous.
Chen Qingniu smiled and said: "I heard that there are four big ships in the Red Mansion, and if you write poems and give ink treasures, you can get on the ship for free." ”
The princess was furious, and seemed to be hesitating whether to throw the slush tea stove on Chen Qingniu's head.
Chen Qingniu said with a clear eye: "We talked just now, I taught you to serve the sun, the moon and the Chinese law, you gave me a few words, there is no yellow and white thing, meeting is fate, everyone is affectionate and righteous, and the friendship of gentlemen is so singable and crying." ”
The princess laughed angrily and said, "Didn't you swear that you would never trade with me again?"
Chen Qingniu rolled his eyes and said, "Do you believe what you say?"
The princess scolded: "Chen Qingniu, where are you an immortal master, you are clearly a dumping goods." ”
Chen Qingniu didn't argue, just drank tea cup after cup, a pot of beauty sparrow tongue tea that can be met or not sought, and after this village, there will be no shop, and then talk about it when it is drunk. If you can still see Liu Qi's guy in the future, you can brag about it. He is indeed an immortal master who has no knowledge, such as the court and the aristocratic rich, there is a cellar for ice storage in the palace or in his own courtyard, and the river ice and school are stored in winter for summer use, which opens his eyes, not to mention that Zhu Zhenying said that the dragon laid in the Liangwang Mansion is several miles long, and after the extravagant handwriting of countless charcoal consumed in a day, it is even more amazing, this earth leopard does not know that Shuyuan, the upper-class lady of the Vermilion Bird, will never learn the jade emblem lady to wear a belly pocket, but a relatively old-fashioned brocade hezi, even if he has learned enough Fengzhou dialect, in his bones, it is still what the princess said。 Fortunately, the monk had enough years for him to watch the sea and listen to the sound of the tide.
The princess seems to have nothing to do with Chen Qingniu, the group of monks in the usual mansion who can be regarded as hidden in the government and the opposition, seeing that she is also going to put down the fairy family's shelf, and the trick is far less rebellious than the junior monk in front of her, and she compromised in frustration: "I really can't cultivate?"
Chen Qingniu's eyes rolled and he was silent. Apparently there is room for manoeuvre. It's not worth it to have a bad relationship with this princess. But if you deliberately make friends, people may not appreciate it, and then you are afraid that she will fall into her way again, the most poisonous bamboo leaf green, but not the woman's heart.
The princess was so delicate, and snorted coldly: "Although I am not in charge, it is not difficult to mobilize some resources to give to others. The treasures in the house are not as good as the palace, but compared to the reckless Yan Wang who regards himself as a collector, he is not inferior, and he still has a chance of winning if he takes it out alone, and the thousands of Tianchi koi in your courtyard are an example. ”
Chen Qingniu's heart was crossed, and he said: "If you are willing to give me a Mobao, it is easy to say, otherwise there is no need to talk about it." ”
The princess frowned slightly, thinking slowly.
Chen Qingniu saw that there was a play, and took the opportunity to raise the price by himself: "This immortal master is from the first-class immortal mansion of Nanzhan Buzhou, and the method he teaches is naturally more beneficial to you than those middle-class monks of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. What's more, you and I are the number one business, the princess doesn't need to worry about owing favors, there is no need to worry about dragging mud and water, in the future, princess, you take your Yangguan Road, I take my single-plank bridge, and then there is a conflict, kill when you should kill, flee when you should escape, clean, you and I are easy, right?"
The princess, who is known for her stubbornness, was finally moved, took a step back and said, "What do you want to write?"
Chen Qingniu smiled and said, "Simple, twenty-eight words." ”
But the princess didn't dare to take it lightly, and said: "You say it first, whether you agree or not depends on my mood." ”
Chen Qingniu said: "The water and the sky are the same." Qiao Guanyin sits on the lotus, up and down for 5,000 years. The wind and the moon are boundless. The old Arhat cart, eight hundred times before and after. You see, it's a serious thing. ”
The princess chewed slightly and muttered, "It's not a strange mood, it's just neat." ”
Chen Qingniu said with a righteous face: "If the artistic conception was transcendent, I would have gone to the Shanghu Red Mansion a long time ago, how could I bother the princess to write." I have a supreme secret book in my head, and when you bring it to me, I will dictate it to you. If you don't feel at ease, you can first ask the Taoist coach in the house, what kind of treasure is "Flying on the Crane Sutra". Remember, don't divulge too many heavenly opportunities, just say that the princess accidentally saw this classic in "Three Thousand Daozang", otherwise don't blame me for not reminding you, once people covet it, then I will run away, but the princess can't be displaced with the entire Liang Palace, hum, don't talk about King Liang, even the Vermilion Bird Emperor, I can't report you. ”
The princess nodded, she didn't care about Chen Qingniu's beating, with her scheming, she naturally knew how to do it. got up and said, "I'll write to you when I have time." ”
Chen Qingniu smiled: "It's decided." Hurry, hurry up. ”
The princess walked out of the pavilion a few steps, sighed, took a few more steps, paused, and finally took two or three steps, and finally understood the mystery inside, and immediately became furious, her face was extremely red, and she turned her head to strangle this sanctimonious bullshit immortal, but there was still the figure of the prodigal disciple in the pavilion.