The two of them looked at each other angrily at this time, fighting for Feng Yiting to be an apprentice.

Feng Yiting shouted loudly when he saw this, and then shouted: "You guys are arguing to death! You all want to accept Lao Tzu as an apprentice, why don't you ask the master who wants to accept him as an apprentice, is he willing or not?"

The Heavenly Death Demon and the Earth Yin Mother-in-law were stunned for a moment, and then listened to the Heavenly Death Evil: "You stinky doll, even if the Nine Realms Demon Vine and the two of us help you reach the Chongxuan Level, you think you have become an immortal?

The mother-in-law of Diyin also rolled her eyes and said: "The old thief has never spoken human words all his life, and this sentence is like a domestic dog spitting out, and it has gained a bit of popularity!

Feng Yiting will no longer be afraid of them, and at this time, he rolled his eyes and said: "The so-called good birds choose trees to perch on, and those who are apprentices must choose a good master, just the two of you, scolding is a good hand, I don't believe how much cultivation there is...... You are quite bold enough to take me as an apprentice, what will you teach me?"

The Heavenly Death Demon and the Earthshade Mother-in-law were stunned when they heard this, and at this time they looked at each other and looked at each other carefully, obviously afraid that the opposite side would kill a thousand knives and find out their own cultivation, so they were all quiet.

Feng Yiting saw that he had said something to stop them, and then hurriedly asked: "Since you want to accept me as an apprentice, you have to listen to me, otherwise even if you kill me with a thousand knives and poison me ten thousand times, I will not call your master!"

Heavenly Death hurriedly smiled and said: "It's easy to say, as long as you are willing to be Lao Tzu's apprentice, of course it will be good for you...... To tell you the truth, I still have half a little phoenix at home, and I don't know how fragrant it is when I dry it, how about eating it all for you?"

Mother-in-law Diyin originally wanted to scold this stinky boy who didn't know the height of the sky, but after hearing Tianyin's words, she quickly changed her mind, glared at Tianyin and scolded: "No wonder Tianting is either without a phoenix or without a crane, it turns out that you have been caught and eaten by an old thief who kills a thousand knives, and if you don't go to the Jade Emperor to sue you, you won't be a Diyin woman!"

Tiansheng didn't think so, rolled his eyes and said: "Don't say that the sky is about to fall, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know what you did." Where was the rabbit you roasted by the Heishui River last time, thinking I didn't see it, crazy woman? If Chang'e hadn't thought you stinky here and didn't dare to come, I would have let her know the truth, and you still have the life to fight with Lao Tzu here!"

The mother-in-law of Diyin was stunned, and her face changed from blue to white at this time, and she didn't dare to scold anymore.

Feng Yiting stared at the two of them in astonishment, thinking that they were Cantonese! Moreover, they dared to eat more than Cantonese people, and Cantonese people also ate game placenta or something.

If it weren't for the fact that he thought that the smell of the Heavenly Death Demon was quite strong, and it was estimated that the things cooked would also have a strong taste, he would have called him Master immediately!

You can eat the most expensive caviar and drink the most expensive wine and tea, but can you eat phoenix and jade rabbit?

Feng Yiting's admiration for this pair of living treasures at that time can be imagined, people still have such a high level of cultivation, this is all real money and silver, it is definitely not blown!

Only then did he realize that he was confused, and he was not wronged by the death of the heavens and thrown into the divine burial ditch!

Thinking of this, he really wanted to recognize the two of them as masters, but not to mention these two images, the smell on his body was still so big, he really recognized him as a master, don't be like when Feng Dazhu used to pick up dung when he was a child, then it would be miserable to live and die!

He hesitated here, and when he saw the death of the sky, he stretched out his hand, grabbed himself, and said happily: "Come on, come on, come on, good apprentice, Master will take you to eat phoenix meat! The phoenix is hot, and although the meat is fragrant, it is too dry and not delicious." I won't tell you the truth, in the past few days, I found that there is a crane flying in the sky, and one day I will cook it for you to eat, that is the real delicacy hehehehe!"

Seeing this, the mother-in-law of Diyin hurriedly stretched out her hand to grab Feng Yiting tightly, and then chattered and smiled: "Good apprentice, what's the point of just eating, you are obedient and come with the master, the master has a good treasure for you, but the world's most precious treasure is quite fierce!"

Heavenly Death Evil rolled his eyes, and said disdainfully: "What kind of treasure can you have as a crazy woman, and the only thing you can do is the fairy soul flag! Even if you are willing to give the fairy soul flag to my apprentice, Lao Tzu's skeleton drum is more powerful than your bleak female fairy soul, right? Stare at me? Don't be unconvinced and stare at me crazy woman, or try who is better now?"

Feng Yiting inquired curiously: "What is the Immortal Soul Flag?"

Heavenly Death looked at the mother-in-law of the earth, first spat to express disdain, and then said disapprovingly: "Isn't the divine burial ditch a place to bury lowly female celestials......? At best, I can only be scared!

Feng Yiting was stunned, although the Heavenly Death Demon said that the "Immortal Soul Flag" of the Earth Yin Mother-in-law was worthless, but when he was thrown down by the Heavenly Death Demon, he could see those immortal souls hiding in the Heishui River, those immortal souls and the mortal Yin Soul are not of the same level, each of them is like a ghost immortal in the mortal world, fierce and evil is indescribably powerful, but it doesn't scare him half to death!

You think that this earth yin mother-in-law has been guarding the divine burial ditch for a long time, and what she has summoned must be the essence of the immortal soul, which is more fierce than those who have been eliminated and are still staying in the Heishui River, and there are 10,000, that is not fun!

He was startled, so he listened to the face of the earth yin mother-in-law, and then scolded with spit flying: "The old thief who killed a thousand knives! Don't think that I don't know what your skull drum is, isn't it just a few bones that are not finished? What about the skull drum, you have been digging out that thing since Pangu opened the world to the present, why did you only find 8,000 skeletons? I don't think you have to be busy, catch Ming'er's old body and give you three catties of crane top red to drink, you can become a skeleton, and lead 8,000 bone people to be a marshal! Why don't I get you the crane top red now?"

The Heavenly Death was half dead in anger, and three black smoke came out of his head, and the three corpses almost jumped out of the Heavenly Spirit and roared immediately.

His face turned pale, and then he turned his head and said to Feng Yiting angrily: "Disciple, this is the most vicious woman in the world, even if you go to the pit to find a pile of to be a master, you can't call her master! Do you say that it is easy for me to be a neighbor with her? Lao Tzu was busy that day and buried nine celestial people, and the next day he slept a little too late and got up late, and when he went to cook, she poured three catties of highly poisonous crane top red into the pot, she was afraid that the poison would not kill me, and she also threw a soul-devouring blood fish in my water tank!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to show him, only to see a shocking giant scar on his hand, which was extremely hideous and terrifying, and the heavenly death said angrily: "Think about the apprentice, don't you recognize her as a master, isn't it close to the friendship of the king of Hades? You haven't cultivated to become an immortal, and after becoming an immortal, it is estimated that I will have to dig a pit for you in the Divine Burial Mountain not long after!"

Mother-in-law Diyin stared at the scar on the hand of the Heavenly Death, her face was full of self-blame, and then she sighed and self-examined: "Disciple, I regret my teacher, this is the most wrong thing that the old man has done in his life!"

Feng Yiting couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic when he saw her blaming herself like this, and then persuaded: "Black-faced mother-in-law, if you know your mistakes, you don't have to blame yourself too much, this bearded man who doesn't guard the tomb is not dead, but he has a little injury on his hand!"

Heavenly Death was stunned, glared at Feng Yiting and shouted, "What? Do you think this crazy woman regrets doing this?!"

Feng Yiting was stunned for a moment, and then he heard Granny Hei Feng beat her chest with annoyance: "Regret! I only think that this old thief will wash his face after getting up, and first put a bloody fish to bite his hand, and the blood overflows when cooking, so I won't pay attention to the crane top red in the pot! Who knows that the old thief of the road has never wanted to have a face that is not afraid of smell, he got up and first opened the pot to cook, and he found that the crane top was red! I knew that I would throw the crane top red directly into the water tank, where would he still have the life to fight with me today for you as an apprentice!"

Tiansheng was so angry that his eyes only glowed green, and then he said angrily: "Do you say that this crazy woman is not vicious, and if she throws poison, she will not kill me, but she will go to the Jade Emperor to complain, saying that I stole three catties of Hedinghong from her, and let me return her poison!"

Mother-in-law Diyin rolled the dead fish's eyes, and snorted disapprerovingly: "Crane top red, or the crane top red in the heavenly realm, is so toxic, but it will kill people by name." Since you refuse to eat it, why do you keep it, why don't you pay it back to me? Do you want to blame me for harming others?"

Feng Yiting laughed, it seems that there are really such extreme and fun people in this world! Poisoning people failed, and they accused others of stealing her poison, and the ancestors went to Heaven to sue and wanted to get back the three catties of poison!

This earthy mother-in-law is really the best in the world, Feng Yiting laughed wildly, and tears burst out of his eyes. At this time, looking at the death of the sky is not sympathy, nor is comfort that is called an embarrassment!

When the Heavenly Death Evil said this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then he smiled and said: "The so-called evil has evil retribution, but this is fine, the words of this crazy woman, the Jade Emperor will never believe it again! Last time, Nezha came to me to investigate the fact that Heavenly Court always lost the phoenix and the young crane, and I told him that it was the crazy woman who boiled it and ate it, and he completely believed it!"

Feng Yiting was stunned for a moment, only then did he realize that the Heavenly Death Demon was despicable enough, he was full of appetite, and he put the responsibility on others, no wonder the Earth Yin Mother-in-law wanted to poison him in her dreams!

Sure enough, when the earthly yin mother-in-law heard this, she stared blankly at the sky, and she was so angry that she couldn't speak!

Seeing that the heavenly death scratched his head triumphantly, he said strangely: "When Nezha went, I instructed him to let the heavenly court find someone to replace this crazy woman as soon as possible, so that this poisonous woman could be executed and thrown into the Heishui River, and he agreed, why did I wait for this immortal decree to come on the left and wait for the right to come? Every day I want to prevent her from plotting against this poisonous woman, and it is really annoying to fight with me for apprentices!"

Di Yin Fei roared like thunder at this time, and shouted angrily: "The old thief who killed a thousand knives, no wonder the Jade Emperor Lao'er refused to see me when he died, and he always ran away when he saw me, it turned out that you were making trouble, and the old body was struggling with you!"

As he spoke, he raised his hands, only to see the black water rising from the sky behind him, thousands of soul-devouring blood fish roaring into the air, the black mist under the divine burial ditch rolled, and the four Gangyan demon obstacles came out together, and the extremely angry earth yin mother-in-law obviously wanted to poison the old thief!