Prelude Chapter 2 It's good to have a smile
"Wow!! I'm going to die!! help!!" Ziying screamed, lively like a pig waiting to be slaughtered.
Then he opened the mineral water bottle and silently took a sip of water.
"It's scary. ”
Behind him, on a pitch-black door, there were constantly flashing dazzling white spots, which looked extremely gorgeous.
And those spots of light were knocked out by countless flying swords slamming into the door!
Just now, at that moment, at the last moment, Ziying successfully found a door by his side, and then escaped from the door, leaving the crazy woman to attack like crazy on the other side.
"Girl, I'm already in pain! He took another sip and said with a playful smile behind the door.
"Zhao Ziying, open the door!" The flying sword couldn't attack it, but the voice was very clear, and I didn't know what kind of strange door it was.
"It's not there, hey, hey. Zi Yinglang smiled, "Open the door and let you hit me." ”
"You can't get in this door! Get out! I'm serious!"
Ziying listened to the sincere and beautiful voice behind the door, and almost believed it.
"Hey, don't scare me, okay, it's just a dream, what can I not do?"
"Really, come out, I'm not kidding!
God, her tone was so urgent, it was almost like she was worried about my life! God, I was so moved, she ······
How much did she want to beat me······
Ziying was really stunned, it looks like she can't joke with this stupid woman next time, it's terrible, it would be interesting if someone chased and killed Shenzhou million miles in her dream one day······
Locked the door with his backhand, Ziying folded his hands and said "Amitabha, Amen" to the door behind him, and then turned around and ran.
While running, I secretly swore in my heart.
From now on, I must put this stupid woman on the edge of my subconscious! No matter what, I must leave the last treasure for my soul!
Wait, he suddenly felt that something was not quite right!
"Stop!"
He immediately froze suddenly, and then flashed into the rockery on the side.
The next second he entered, a large line of soldiers in armor and swords in their hands ran past from where he had just stood.
“······” He couldn't help but rub his temples hard.
He noticed that his brain was suddenly running out of a bit.
Why do you see such things in your dreams?
He could see everything from the bun to the boots! It was all something he had never seen before, he had never seen a bun like that, although they were all wrapped in a piece of cloth, but they were wrapped in different shapes.
Their faces were terribly rough and terrifying, they were dressed in bamboo armor with fish scales that extended to their knees, and they held something like a sword and spear in their hands, and they walked forward with a shocking voice.
Ziying only felt that this group of people did not look like people, but like a pile of wood, and there was no smart look in their eyes.
"This group of people is definitely not good at falling in love. Ziying nodded, this point of view is very positive.
"But what the hell is this place?"
Supposedly, I never watch costume dramas, why can I dream of such vivid ancient scenes?
When he walked out of the rockery, he saw the vermilion inner wall in the distance, and a closed gate.
Carrying a bottle of mineral water, he staggered to the door and glanced inside.
Oh no, it's outside the door, it's supposed to be the door to get out, he's supposed to be in some courtyard now.
But it's good not to look at it at this glance, but as soon as I see his mentality, it explodes!
I saw two women with long swords standing straight outside the door.
The same clothes, the same posture, the same ······ Appearance······
Two Lianyulian!
"Hmmm······" He took a sip of water and stepped back heavily.
"Or... I'd better go back······" Ziying thought about it, well, so be it, it's a big deal to let her hang up and beat her, it's better than not knowing how many of her rounds will be beaten here.
Screwing the cap of the mineral water bottle tightly, he hurried towards the black door in his impression.
At that moment, he suddenly heard the rumbling of the march of the army again.
"This courtyard is pretty well guarded. He hurriedly shrank back into the rockery again.
Then he saw a scene that he will never forget!
A group of Zhuan Yulian walked in front of him with swords!
At this moment, a man in black suddenly jumped out of the inner wall of Fang Cai, pulled down his mask and stood on the top of the wall and shouted: "I planted this tree, I opened this road, if you want to live from now on, you will stay and buy road money!"
Ha?
Ziying hurriedly poked his head out of the rockery, wanting to see which fool it was.
Then I saw that it was a fool who looked exactly like him!
Dancing on the wall in a funny black outfit!
Then a group of Lianyu Lotus stabbed him into a sieve with tens of thousands of swords······
Ziying was stunned.
This, this is not Zhuan Yulian's dream! She really wants to kill herself!
And so on... Isn't his current situation dangerous······
"It's okay, they don't seem to have noticed me yet, I should be safe now······"
It is said that no one dies in dreams, but you can feel the pain! Ten thousand arrows pierce the heart! It hurts when you think about it!
He sniffed, hid in the rockery seriously, and quietly waited for the departure of the "Yulian Army".
But he probably never expected it!
At the moment when a large number of people were about to leave, a "Zhao Ziying" suddenly jumped out from behind him!
"Girl, I'm your concubine! From today on, you're all my people! Come home with me and be my concubine!"
"Wow! tease me!"
Ziying is going crazy! How can there be such a stupid person! Eh, wait, what's wrong...
He doesn't want to be pierced by ten thousand arrows!
He slapped "Zhao Ziying" down and raised it above his head: "I'm sorry, fairy sisters! I was wrong! Please spare the little one! I have subdued this pig, and I am now offering it to the fairy sisters to show my heart!"
"Sister??"
Tintin······
Ziying felt that the murderous aura seemed to have been raised by two notches out of thin air!
"What the hell, I call you fairy sister, and you still want to kill me!"
The group of girls immediately raised their swords in unison, aimed at Ziying in unison, and said in unison: "Er is a slut, God deserves to be punished!"
Looking at the white mangs in the sky, Ziying only felt his scalp tingle.
"Oh my God, am I going to die? No, if I die too badly in my dream, I shouldn't fall to the edge of the subconscious, right? I don't seem to say this in Inception, but if I die too miserably, it hurts my spirit, and theoretically I may become demented or vegetative, then it is not the same as falling into limbo, isn't it ······?"
"Hey, Brother Ziying, why don't you have a straight shape?"