Chapter 329: Eating is Like Fighting!

(Go to the net.)

When Li Yundong came out with another vegetable plate, he was shocked to find that there was no braised lion's head left before him, only a dish with dismal soup remained, lying alone on the dining table, so desolate. Go and see the net.

Li Yundong was shocked and said, "Have you recruited robbers? What's going on?"

As soon as Su Chan saw Li Yundong, he immediately turned around, his mouth was pursed high, his face was full of grievances, and tears were rolling in his eyes.

When Li Yundong saw her like this, he thought she was being bullied, and he was shocked again: "What's wrong with you?"

Su Chan sobbed and choked up: "Yundong, I didn't grab any of them just now!"

As soon as her voice fell, Li Yundong suddenly laughed, and when he laughed, the other people in the room also laughed.

The little girl was more and more aggrieved, so angry that she hit Li Yundong with her powder fist, she stomped her feet and said, "You hate it, and you still laugh at others!"

Li Yundong hurriedly turned around and covered the plate, and said with a smile: "Hey, be careful, if you knock it over, you won't have to eat." ”

Only then did Su Chan notice that there was a braised bream on the plate in Li Yundong's hand, and she suddenly drooled, and said with a blank eye: "I want to eat the first bite this time." ”

Li Yundong raised his eyes and saw that the disciples of the Fox Zen Sect of all sizes stretched their necks to look at him, staring at the vegetable plate in his hand, with green light in their eyes, and he said in his heart: "Obediently, this is simply a group of hungry ghosts who have not eaten for thousands of years! I am afraid that I will eat this dish immediately!"

Li Yundong hurriedly walked to the kitchen with the dishes, and when Su Chan saw that he actually turned over and left, he immediately said loudly: "Hey, where are you going, I want to eat the first bite!"

Li Yundong scolded with a smile: "You have a bite of this fish gone! I will serve it together when the dishes are ready, otherwise, if I serve one and you eat one, it will be a fart!"

With that, he slammed the kitchen door shut himself.

Su Chan was depressed in her heart, she rushed to the door, pounded the door with her pink fist, and said loudly: "Yundong, I'm starving, let me eat something first!"

She knocked on the door for a while, and the door suddenly opened, and before the little girl could open her mouth and shout, she saw Li Yundong poofing something in her mouth, and then closed the door with a bang.

The little girl was stuffed with something in her mouth, she thought at first that Li Yundong had given her a piece of delicious food, but when she bit it, it was extremely hard, not only could it not be broken, but it almost broke her teeth. Go and see the net.

Su Chan lowered his head and spit out the contents of his mouth to take a look, only to see that this was actually a walnut, or a walnut that had not been broken!

Su Chan suddenly stomped his feet and said, "Wow, you actually hit me with a hard walnut! I don't care, I don't care, I want to eat!"

At this time, Li Yundong opened the door again with a bang, and asked with a straight face, "One is not enough, what two?" As he spoke, he handed over another walnut.

Su Chan was angry, snatched the walnuts, and then walked to the living room angrily, sitting alone on the sand and sulking.

Li Yundong laughed and closed the door, and everyone in the living room covered their mouths and snickered at the fox door, Cao Yi saw that the little girl was so angry that she peeled walnuts, she couldn't help but laugh and walked to Su Cicada, handed her a braised lion's head, and said, "Cicada, I have another one here, you eat it first, right?"

Su Chan turned her head to take a look, only to see that this braised lion's head had been bitten, how could she eat it herself? She became more and more depressed in her heart, and said angrily: "Don't, I won't eat anymore!"

At this time, everyone in the fox sect laughed, and some little foxes gloated and whispered: "That's good, there is one less person to grab vegetables! We can eat more!"

When the little girl heard this, she suddenly beat her chest in her heart and regretted it, she secretly said: Stupid, stupid, what are you gambling with yourself, don't you starve yourself if you don't eat?

But she just said angry words, the little girl was thin-skinned, and it was difficult to take it back for a while, but her eyes were rolling around, thinking about what excuse she would find to eat for a while.

After about half an hour like this, suddenly the kitchen door opened, and Li Yundong, Zi Yuan, and Ruan Hongling all came out of it with two plates in their hands, and several of them came out and went in a few more times, serving more than a dozen dishes, and the table was full for a while.

Ruan Hongling looked at the dishes on this table, triumphant, shook her head and said: "Fortunately, I am wise and martial, I have long expected this situation and bought so many dishes, otherwise, hum, the big guys are waiting to drink the northwest wind." ”

Ziyuan scolded with a smile: "If you don't show off, will you die?"

Li Yundong waved his hand and said, "Little ones!"

The juniors of the Fox Zen Sect smiled in unison and replied, "Here!"

Li Yundong didn't expect them to be so funny, and immediately laughed, he said, "Ready to go!"

The little foxes had been waiting for him for a long time, and suddenly their eyes were green, and they were ready to rush forward with their arms and sleeves. Go to the net --.7-K--o-m.

When Li Yundong saw them like this, as if he was about to charge, he was immediately startled, and hurriedly shouted: "Stop!"

He shouted so loudly that the masters of all the major sects didn't dare to move, let alone these little foxes?

When the little foxes heard Li Yundong's drinking, they froze one after another, and looked at him puzzled, as if they didn't understand why the dishes were all on the table, and they were not allowed to eat.

Li Yundong said with a straight face: "You rush up and grab it in a swarm, what kind of system is that? Little people, listen to me, go find a chair by yourself, and sit down in order!"

The little vixens of the fox door responded with a smile: "Yes!" Then they ran to other rooms to find something to sit on, and someone said loudly: "Master, there are no chairs, what should I do?"

Li Yundong also said loudly: "Then stand!"

Zhou Qin on the side suddenly laughed and teased: "Master, why do I think you seem to be the Golden Horn King in "Journey to the West", an old monster follows a group of small monsters?"

As soon as she opened her mouth, Cao Yi and others from the Fox Zen Gate looked at her one after another, smiling without saying a word, Li Yundong smiled disapprovingly: "It's not like it, I'm clearly the lord of the daughter country!" It's just that the one in "Journey to the West" is the female lord and I am the male lord!"

Only then did everyone notice that there were more than a dozen people in a room, and only Li Yundong was a man, and the others were all stunning beauties.

Ruan Hongling scolded with a smile: "You must have beaten a bachelor for nine lifetimes, so you have cultivated this life's Yanfu! Tsk, there are so many beauties in this room, just you are a man, this kind of Yanfu let God know, I'm afraid that you will be hit by five thunders!"

Zi Yuan shouted: "Hongling, don't talk nonsense!"

Li Yundong laughed and said, "It's okay, it's okay." He waved his hand and commanded everyone to sit down, he was the head of the house, so he was elected by everyone to sit at the table, Cao Yi and other elders of the Fox Zen Sect sat on his left side, Zi Yuan, as the future head of the Spirit Palace Sect, and Li Yundong was also a teacher and friend, whether it was a personal relationship or an axiom, he naturally sat on the right, and Ruan Hongling sat next to her.

Li Yundong wanted to assign other people's seats again, and suddenly Su Chan Shi Shiran came over, he suddenly laughed, and said strangely: "Hey, aren't you skipping dinner?"

Su Chan originally expected that everyone would not remember this incident, and she fished in troubled waters to come over for dinner, but everyone expected that everyone saw her coming, and they all understood and did not speak, but Li Yundong mentioned this stubble matter, which pot is really not opened!

Su Chan stomped his feet and said, "I asked you what you wanted to eat just now, but you pretended not to hear it, why did you hear this?"

Li Yundong wanted to tease her, so he laughed and said, "I didn't hear a lot of words just now, but I heard this sentence! Didn't you say that you wouldn't eat? Why did you go back on your word?"

Su Chan snorted, as if she had already prepared, she said triumphantly: "Hmph, I only said that I don't eat anymore, I didn't say that I don't eat vegetables!"

As soon as he said this, everyone laughed, Li Yundong nodded Su Chan's nose, and scolded with a smile: "Slippery head! Okay, you pass the test, sit next to Cao Yi and eat!" As he spoke, he turned his face to greet Zhou Qin: "Zhou Qin, you sit next to Su Chan." "The others just sit down.

There were more than a dozen people at a table, and the table was full for a while, and everyone looked at this table with blank eyes, and then looked at Li Yundong with blank eyes, the chopsticks were hanging empty, and they were about to step forward to start when Li Yundong gave an order.

Li Yundong saw that Zhou Qin, who was the deepest and strongest in the city on weekdays, was swallowing his saliva, obviously hungry, and he didn't wait any longer, and said with a smile: "Okay, let's go!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone cheered, and there was a burst of tiger pounce!

Li Yundong saw that the delicacies and chopsticks were flying together on the dining table for a while, and the jade arms were the same color as the tablecloth, he suddenly gasped, and said in his heart: "Forehead drop God, where is this moving, this is clearly a war! Do these guys think they are fighting?

Li Yundong saw Su Chan snatching a bowl of vegetables, gobbling it up for a while, he couldn't help but stand up, stretched out his chopsticks to knock Su Chan's bowl, and shouted: "Hey, you're still a cultivator, eat slowly!"

Su Chan sighed, but Du was not slow at all, Li Yundong was so angry, he knocked on her rice bowl again, and shouted: "Hey, eat so fast again, I'll take your bowl!"

Su Chan hurriedly turned around, protected the bowl with his body, and muttered indistinctly: "Zhou Qin also eats so fast, she is still your apprentice, why don't you talk about her?"

Li Yundong turned his head, but saw that Zhou Qin's bowl was also full of piles, completely missing the usual ladylike image, Li Yundong glared and said, "Hey, don't you pay attention to the image?"

Zhou Qin smiled dryly: "Master, I am an ordinary person, no better than you cultivators, and if I can't eat enough, I will have no strength." As she spoke, she shoved two more pieces of duck meat into her mouth.

Li Yundong was so depressed, he turned his head to look at Ziyuan, ready to ask for help from reinforcements, he said: "Ziyuan, look at it, you don't say a word, you ......"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw that Ziyuan saw that everyone was really robbing, she frowned, and simply dragged the two vegetarian dishes in front of her, fortunately, everyone in the Fox Zen Gate was a group of hungry ghosts who had never eaten meat dishes on weekdays, and they were all concentrating on grabbing meat dishes, and Ziyuan dragged away two plates of vegetarian dishes alone, but no one paid attention.

But they didn't pay attention, but Li Yundong was stunned, and he said eating: "Ziyuan, aren't you also coaxing?"

Zi Yuan looked at him helplessly: "Cultivators also want to eat!" As he spoke, he kept eating, although he still ate gently, but the degree of eating was not slow, Li Yundong saw that the two dishes in front of her were quickly eaten up by her and Ruan Hongling!

Li Yundong saw that this group of starving ghosts almost threw their bodies on the dining table, and he couldn't see the dishes, his eyes straightened, he gasped, and said: "Good guy, dare to love that you are not eating, you are fighting! Okay, you are welcome, then I am not welcome! Look at Lao Tzu's wind and clouds!"

He shouted, and the chopsticks in his hand snapped twice, making two crisp sounds.

Everyone heard him shouting, and raised their heads one after another, Li Yundong was about to put down the chopsticks, but after seeing everyone stand up, the dining table was exposed, and all the dishes on this table were swept away, empty, and there was no food left!

Li Yundong was dumbfounded, and said deliciously: "You, you actually snatched all the dishes in less than a minute?"

Everyone glanced at each other and laughed dryly, Su Chan stuck out his tongue, took a soup bowl over, and said, "Yundong, there is still some soup here!"

Li Yundong took the soup bowl, only to see that there was only clear soup in the soup bowl, and even the green onions were gone! He couldn't help but say frantically: "Damn, you are really a group of female bandits! You didn't even leave me anything, and you didn't even leave me anything! I made this meal! You didn't leave me anything at all!"

Cao Yi said with a smile on his face: "Head, I still have a braised lion head here, do you want it?"

Li Yundong said angrily: "Take it, it's better than nothing!"

But he took it and looked, good guy, this braised lion's head was bitten so much, how can he eat it?

Li Yundong was so angry that he couldn't help but want to do it, but suddenly heard Ruan Hongling say loudly: "By the way, there are still ...... in the kitchen."

Li Yundong couldn't help but be overjoyed: "What else is there in the kitchen?"

Ruan Hongling said slowly: "...... There are still two pots of rice in the kitchen, Li Yundong, you can just have this braised lion's head, and then eat two pots of rice!"

After saying that, the girls laughed.

Li Yundong burst into tears: Niang Xipi, what kind of affair is this, this is obviously a living crime!