Chapter 15 Car Accidents
They took a bus to the city center.
Lu Xiaoxiao showed exuberant vitality and curiosity, and asked everything inside and outside the car. Some of the questions made Wu Ge seem embarrassed, because he was so mentally retarded. Later, Lu Xiaoxiao went to the front of the car and chatted with the driver for a long time and asked a lot of questions. Wu Ge was worried that the driver would be impatient, but Lu Xiaoxiao's mouth was very sweet, and the driver seemed to like her.
The only problem is that Lu Xiaoxiao thinks the smell here is "unpleasant." "But this is also something that can't be helped, the air in the city is not as good as the fairy world anyway.
At an intersection, Wu Ge stopped her.
"Senior sister, wait first. β
"Why?"
"Look at those two lights," Wu Ge patiently explained, "you can't leave until the green light comes on." β
"Why?"
"It's the rules of the road. When you go, others don't go, and when you don't go, others can go, so ......"
"I don't, I want to go. β
"It's not going to work, something happened...... Hey, Senior Sister. Wu Ge stretched out his hand and grabbed Lu Xiaoxiao.
Lu Xiaoxiao erupted.
"What are you doing?" she shook off Wu Ge's hand and glared at him, "Why are you so unruly, do you think that if you are my junior brother, you can just take my hand......"
Wu Ge was dumbfounded, his face flushed. This little girl is still so feudal. But didn't she just grab my arm?
In fact, although Lu Xiaoxiao was born in the Ming Dynasty, he has never read any Four Books and Five Classics or anything like that, and he grew up in a nunnery since he was a child, so he is basically isolated from the world, so there will be no concept such as "men and women are not kissed". Her attitude towards Wu Ge comes from the little girl's instinctive resistance to men and her natural aversion to involuntary physical contact.
"Hmph," she glared at her, "warning you not to touch me in the future." β
"Good, good, don't touch, don't touch. Wu Ge felt that there were a lot of people staring at him. "Okay, teacher, uh, senior sister, the green light is on, hurry up. β
Lu Xiaoxiao turned around and strode forward, muttering angrily: "Hmph, there are so many rules to walk around, I knew that I would stay in the fairy world and not ......."
"Senior sister, be careful, ......"
Lu Xiaoxiao turned around in shock, just in time to see a red "car" rushing towards her. She subconsciously raised an arm......
In Wu Ge's eyes, time slowed down in an instant, almost to a standstill.
The progress of time can be slowed down by a powerful aura, this is a fact that Wu Ge has long understood, but what is happening so far has nothing to do with it. It is also common for well-trained martial artists to fight against others: the opponent's movements seem to slow down, and one move is under their own control. This is because people who have undergone cultivation react faster than ordinary people, and the "slowing down of time" at this time is only relative, a subjective feeling. As we mentioned earlier, Wu Ge's physical functions have been greatly stimulated, similar to the third-rate little martial artists in third-rate martial arts movies, so it is not surprising that such a thing happened to him - in fact, sometimes some people who have not experienced any cultivation will also have similar phenomena. At the moment of crisis, some people's potential will be stimulated by temporary surnames, and they will do things that they can't believe afterwards.
But let's leave the "theory of relativity" aside for a moment - such advanced theories are best explained by Einstein himself. Now let's go back to the live broadcast and pay attention to this high-profile car accident:
...... Lu Xiaoxiao subconsciously raised one arm, just like a person's instinctive self-protection action when he was frightened. However, Wu Ge could see it clearly, and as his arm was raised, a pink protective aura formed in front of Lu Xiaoxiao. The aura was wedge-shaped, and the front was as sharp as an axe's bladeβa protective aura designed to deal with large objects that hit at high speed. Lu Xiaoxiao reacted correctly with instinct. If she used the common shield shape or the circular aura that enveloped her whole body, the front of the car would certainly crash in front of the aura, and Lu Xiaoxiao herself would also be knocked into the air by five to six meters, and it would depend on luck whether she was injured or not.
But now it's a wedge-shaped protective aura! Wu Ge watched as the red sports car rolled towards Lu Xiaoxiao inch by inch, and approached the front of the aura inch by inch...... Then, the contact took place. The front is embedded in the front of the car and extends forward little by little, finally splitting the car in half as smoothly as a knife slicing tofu. The sports car, which was divided into two halves, circled Lu Xiaoxiao like a current around a reef, continued to drive forward for a while, and finally fell to the ground, spinning and flying in different directions......
It was only then that the passage of time returned to normal, with the cacophony of grinding and the screams of passers-by echoing at the same time. Wu Ge woke up like a dream and ran to Lu Xiaoxiao's side.
"How are you, are you hurt?" he asked eagerly.
Lu Xiaoxiao was silent and looked at him with wide eyes.
They maintain such a posture. After a long time, Wu Ge realized that he had forgotten Lu Xiaoxiao's warning just now, and his two hands grabbed Lu Xiaoxiao's shoulders tightly.
He let go of his hand like an electric shock as he muttered in his own defense:
"It's not a heart...... I'm worried that something will happen to you, I'm ......."
Lu Xiaoxiao ignored him, and suddenly turned around and ran towards the sports car that crashed into the flower bed on the side of the road.
There was already a circle of people there. But unlike the usual onlookers, everyone fell into a state of silence - such a car accident is really ...... It's breathtaking, speechless.
Lu Xiaoxiao squeezed into the circle of people.
"It's over," she lamented with a sad face, "a hundred thousand taels of silver, how can I pay for it." Daddy is going to curse. β
The sports car is separated from the middle, and the cross-section is as flat as a mirror. This half happens to be the driver's seat. The driver didn't look like anything was wrong, at least there were no injuries on the surface. But he was visibly frightened, his face was pale, his whole body twitched, and one leg was still kicking in the air, as if he wanted to hit the brakes.
"Don't look at the excitement," Wu Ge dragged Lu Xiaoxiao out of the circle - he forgot Lu Xiaoxiao's warning - "Let's hurry up." He said in a low voice.
"How can that work?" Lu Xiaoxiao pouted and said, "Dad said that being an immortal is responsible." β
"What do you have to do? Wu Ge persuaded. "Besides, I don't blame you for this, it's his fault that he doesn't obey the traffic rules. β
"Really?" Lu Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, turning worry into joy. "Is it really his fault, don't you have to pay for the car?" she said, her eyes already fixed on the top of Wu Ge's head.
Wu Ge's heart palpitated for a while, how could this girl do this?" He kept admonishing himself as he took a few deep breaths.
"Of course," he said in a tone of non-questioning, "he was speeding...... Uh, and running a red light. Hmm, it does not respect the right to life of pedestrians...... It's just to blame him anyway. It's a good thing you weren't hurt, or he would have had to pay you for it. β
Although this paragraph was said with confidence, Wu Ge still had no bottom in his heart, and he was afraid that Lu Xiaoxiao would see something. Because no matter what the law says, it's always unreasonable to turn around and leave when something like this happens. Fortunately, Lu Xiaoxiao stared at Wu Ge for a while and then withdrew his gaze.
"Hee-hee," she smiled and turned her head to look at the circle, "you deserve it, you don't follow the rules." β
She relieved herself and turned her head to take Wu Ge's hand.
"Okay, you take me on a plane. Grandpa Sun said it was fun. β
Wu Ge breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time sighed - this month's pocket money is gone again.
On this day, Lu Xiaoxiao had a lot of fun in the playground, playing roller coasters, bumper cars and so on. The only unpleasantness happened on the merry-go-round. The boss, who was puzzled by Lu's age, insisted that she come down after hearing that she was over 400 years old, emphasizing that only preschoolers could play the game. Lu Xiaoxiao's reaction was the same as that of Sun Wukong, tilting his head and pouting, lying on the wooden horse and not getting down, with a look of "look at what you do to me". Wu Ge had to pull the boss aside to explain: her age was indeed over, but not so much. Four hundred years old, do you believe it? Besides, she's not that heavy, and won't crush your Trojan...... Anyway, I don't have the ability to persuade her to come down, or you can do it yourself. The boss who didn't believe in evil decided to hug Lu Xiaoxiao down -- he couldn't deal with a little girl anymore! But every time his hand was about to touch Lu Xiaoxiao, his whole person involuntarily turned to the side and pounced. After a few times, a large group of children gathered around him, their eyes wide open, and they waited with great interest to watch him perform a puppet burlesque. The sweaty boss finally had to compromise, and the triumphant Lu Xiaoxiao sat for more than ten minutes before he was willing to come down.
However, compared to the director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, the unpleasantness of the playground owner is nothing: the sports car where the accident occurred was driven by the son of the director, and the monitor installed in the accident area was broken at the critical moment, and the accident process could not be recorded, so it was impossible to find the "perpetrator." The only clue was provided by a few passers-by, who thought that the matter was related to a little girl, because they heard the little girl muttering a few words like "hundreds of thousands, pay for the car" and the like. The director was furious about this, but he couldn't help it, because he couldn't get rid of the purchase of those inferior monitors. The matter ended with the captain of the traffic police brigade being scolded and ordered to pay attention to any information about the little girl in the future and purchase a new batch of qualified monitors.