Chen Qingniu finally came to his senses and said with a smile: "You are Wei Danqing? Your mother is knowledgeable and gave you such a bookish name, but why can't you become a talent?"

He looked for his long-lost brother and wept a lot, his butt moved twenty steps closer, and he said excitedly: "Brother, no wonder I saw you at first sight, I knew that you were my destined confidant, they are all honest people, unlike others, they are all bullshit, they are as uneducated as I am and pretend to be old pedants, the text is sour, annoying, and I can't wait to slap you to death like a fly." ”

Chen Qingniu had a rare headache and said, "Then I'll tell you the truth, I really want to slap you to death." ”

He said disapprovingly: "It's okay, my own brother, there is a fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, as long as you don't rob the little daughter-in-law who ordered me to kiss the baby, I never hold a grudge against my brother." ”

Chen Qingniu had a terrible headache, gritted his teeth and said, "Get away." ”

He moved his ass twenty steps away, and said with a grumbling look in his eyes: "Brother, why are you still seeing the outside like this." ”

Chen Qingniu was entangled by a guy for the first time in the first time, and he couldn't beat him, this guy showed Su Jianzi a level of fierce man, and it was useless to scold, he was a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and if he ignored it, he could still persevere and show his existence.

There is a guy with a poetic name who finished solving the roast rabbit, and said with a smile: "Brother, our little daughter-in-law is amazing, no wonder my mother said that the women under the mountain are tigresses, and the first time we met, I said that if I dared to mess with flowers and grass outside, I chopped my thing, and she also said that she was very familiar with the Vermilion Bird that Wei Zhong was very virtuous, and it was her father-in-law, who just sent me in to be a little eunuch." Alas, this little daughter-in-law is beautiful, but she is too cruel. I heard that my brother grew up in Liulifang, I envy wow, speaking of which, brother, how many mothers-in-law have you seen, I can't count my fingers and even my toes. If you still have the opportunity to go down the mountain together, you are familiar with the way, and you will secretly take me to the hook fence, and resolutely only peek and do not steal food. ”

Chen Qingniu's consciousness regained his clarity, and he smiled straight to the point and said, "Are you really stupid or wise and stupid?"

He hehehe: "Don't be stupid or wise, just make do." It is enough to know black and white, and to distinguish good guys from bad guys. The bad guy who doesn't like the eye is shot to death directly, the good guy who doesn't like the eye ignores it, and the bad mood is also shot to death, and the pleasing one is like you, brother, I like it, and I can't wait to wear a pair of crotch. ”

Chen Qingniu still has a headache.

This guy is really more straightforward than him when he confesses, but he is very refreshing, he is really a villain, and he has a distinct personality. It's not likable, but it's really unobnoxious.

Chen Qingniu didn't go around in circles, and said: "Originally, I heard Mrs. Fan say that Su Ran hid his strength in the battle with you, looking at your posture, you are similar, you can talk about it, when it comes to fighting for your life, you have a few chances of winning." ”

He simply stretched out six fingers and said, "Seven points." ”

Realizing that the number of fingers was wrong, he immediately added one, and he was embarrassed and said: "My mother boasted that everything was good, but the arithmetic was a little worse." Therefore, Qimen Dunjia Ziwei Xingdou is the most troublesome doorway, but I still have to learn, if I don't learn, I can't go down the mountain, and I can't see my mother-in-law except my mother. ”

Chen Qingniu said curiously: "Wei Danqing, where did you come from, it sounds like a very backer." ”

Wei Danqing said: "You can't say it, you can't say it, but we really have one in the backing mountain now, or a Guanyin Niangniang on Rouge Mountain, which is several times more bullish than my mother, if she didn't speak, I would be embarrassed to shoot at Su Nerd." The battle between me and Su Nerd failed to make the Nerd seriously injured, Niangniang was angry, and now that I think about it, I am still afraid. ”

Is this bastard really not an ordinary open-mouthed, is it a superb Taoism with nine truths and one falsehood? Or is it really backed by several mountains and unscrupulous to say one thing?

The two have been talking so far, Chen Qingniu has not revealed the slightest point, but he can get too many shocking things from his mouth, take 10,000 steps back and say, these bright and dark news are all in the oolong formation, at least the two moves of "Wan Jun" and "Shoot Down the Golden Crow" must be the finale of Qinglian Su Jianzi, genuine, for Chen Qingniu, who has just entered the kendo hall, even if it is just a glimpse, the leopard in the tube, it is also a precious wealth that cannot be measured with silver two.

Wei Danqing's face changed, and he said in a panic: "Brother, I have to withdraw, I just played two swords, and provoked the evil woman who is not tired of carrying a big sword all day long. ”

Meet at the Magpie Bridge.

Then connect the initial winking and later the bedside fight and the end of the bed and.

Chen Qingniu was completely defeated.

The girl's uncle stepped on the voice of the great sage, and the sword came.

She was surprised: "Hey, it's you? This seat sensed that the momentum of the two swords of 'Shooting Down the Golden Crow' and 'Wan Jun' had declined by half in the dry bamboo forest, and I was still expecting the half-dead person surnamed Su to be injured by the idiot surnamed Wei and the Yuan Shen, and finally die completely, but these two swords didn't seem to be the sword intent of the half-dead people." ”

Half-dead? It should be Su Ran.

The idiot surnamed Wei is naturally Wei Danqing.

Chen Qingniu finally felt the cute side of the girl's uncle.

Chen Qingniu betrayed Wei Danqing as soon as possible, and said honestly: "It was Chilian alternate guest Wei Danqing who imitated Su Jianzi to use two swords. ”

She sighed, "Last time, I could see that this idiot has a certain talent for stealing other people's skills. But you have to learn everything, and you have a hundred kinds of skills, miscellaneous but not refined, if you are not willing to specialize in one skill, you will not be able to become a big climate. ”

Chen Qingniu was shocked.

The assessment of Wei Danqing's strength couldn't help but raise it to another level.

She didn't bother to ask why Wei Danqing wanted to play a sword in front of Chen Qingniu, so she just improvized: "I'm going to Osmanthus Lake to catch fish and turtles, come when you go, you are ready to make a fire." ”

After a stick of incense, the girl's uncle carried a fat osmanthus fish strung with a string of grass ropes and an old turtle covered with green fluff back to the Xunzhu forest and threw it to Chen Qingniu. Qinglian's Uncle Qi was meticulous and thoughtful, knowing that Chen Qingniu had not yet opened the valley, so he prepared a set of pots and pans in the bamboo building, Chen Qingniu

All held outside the building, a fire is lit, there is no water source in the Xunzhu forest, but the peculiar thing is that as long as you cut a specific section of the bamboo tube, you can get a scoop of sweet water, this water is used as a good way to boil tea, and it is more than enough to stew meat, the herbs in the bamboo sea are everywhere, Chen Qingniu looked for seven or eight flavors, and methodically put into the stew two pots containing the old turtle and osmanthus fish respectively, and simmered slowly to produce the taste, Chen Qingniu was also worried that Huang Donglai could not stay up, but she did not expect her to sit on the ancient sword hanging in the air, holding her cheeks, staring at the two pots, silent.

She shook her feet and suddenly asked, "Hey, sycophant, why do you want to learn swords?"

Chen Qingniu, who had been looking at the two pots of stewed meat, raised his head and smiled: "Uncle Shi, we are a small person like Shengdou, no matter whether we are hungry or full, we will not be vague if we can eat an extra bite of rice, and we never think about whether we will die of hunger, as long as we don't starve to death, we will be content." ”

She didn't seem to understand, pursed her lips, and said, "It is said that you grew up in a green building in the Suzaku Dynasty, so do you know who your parents are?"

Chen Qingniu's face was as usual: "I don't have any biological parents, only a mother who raised me." ”

She blinked and wondered, "What happened later?"

Chen Qingniu smiled and said: "Mortals have birth, old age, sickness and death, and then later, my mother died, and then I came to Lotus Peak in ignorance, there is no story to tell, of course, it is not comparable to Uncle Shi's illustrious background." ”

She looked incredulous, "It's that simple?"

Chen Qingniu took care of the fire and said as a matter of course: "It's as simple as that." ”

She said hatefully: "Dare to deceive this seat, stab you to death with a sword." ”

Chen Qingniu was choked by the fireworks, retreated, scratched his head and said: "Being stabbed by Uncle Shi with a sword, it is better to die in the end than to be killed by others in the clouds." Intrigues, intrigues and intrigues, all of them are the private work of big people, we are a small people, we are really not good at it, or it is easy to stew meat for Uncle Shi. ”

She sighed and said softly: "I heard that your senior sister died in the ape cave, and I still took the time to visit her, she originally had a great chance with the sword, and the book "Taishang Sword Mantra" was actually passed on to her by your hand. ”

Chen Qingniu lowered his head, couldn't see his expression clearly, and just said softly: "It's funny, I got that book of "Sword Spell", and I also guarded against thieves and senior sisters, because I couldn't read, I came to ask my senior sister for advice word by word, so it seems that Qingniu really did it." The habits dyed by this Qinglou can't be changed in the bones, so maybe I really need Uncle Shi to stab a few more swords. ”

Hearing Chen Qingniu's rare heartfelt words, Huang Donglai, who has always been a girl's heart, was not surprised, he still sighed, no longer pretending to be old-fashioned, and finally had a bit of uncle's demeanor.

Chen Qingniu raised his head, still with a bright smile, lifted the lid of the pot and said: "Uncle Shi, the osmanthus fish is cooked, it is best to move chopsticks at this time, wait for six minutes to be full, and then eat turtle soup, which has a unique flavor." ”

She jumped off the Great Sage's Last Voice, for some reason, she didn't have the ferret squatting on her shoulder, took the chopsticks handed over by Chen Qingniu, sandwiched a piece of fatty fish meat, smiled and nodded, "Not bad, not bad." ”

She didn't eat a whole osmanthus fish, but picked the tail part of each osmanthus fish, dragonfly water to eat a chopstick, and then drank a small bowl of fish soup, she didn't taste it anymore, patiently waited for the pot of stewed turtle, Chen Qingniu opened the lid, the aroma was permeated, she drank another bowl of stewed soup, and she was full of amazement.

She looked at Chen Qingniu, who had been squatting on the ground, hesitated, squatted down, and asked, "You also learned these crafts from Qinglou?"

Chen Qingniu replied: "Half of it is stealing, and half of it is pondering by itself." We are greedy, and we always want to be brilliant in everything we do. ”

She looked at the two pots of stewed meat, and said in a daze: " When I was a child, I happened to hear the master say, whether it is the Vermilion Bird or the Jade Hui Dynasty, or the Northern Tang Dynasty where I was born, the things in the palace are always the most delicious, so I have been thinking, thinking and thinking, imagining how delicious the things there are, but I can't think of it, and then I bumped into you and escaped the viper meat, and I was addicted to eating and eating, and I felt that this was probably the craft of the imperial chefs in the palace, and then I learned that you were just a young man in the Qinglou, I was disappointed, thinking that the half-baked skills of a small house must be too different from the imperial kitchen in Ouchi, but I still miss your stew, it is really fragrant。 Now that I have eaten osmanthus fish and turtle soup, I think I will not be happy to taste the things in the palace in the future. ”

This is probably the first time that the girl's uncle Huang Donglai has not claimed to be in front of Chen Qingniu.

She was still proud, but she was no longer rude.

The girl's uncle squatted beside him without a frame, and Chen Qingniu listened to her words softly, neither like confiding in her heart nor complaining, and her mind was blank.

He had the impression that the distant world she was in, whether it was the top of Lotus Peak or the distant Northern Tang Imperial City, should be a colorful and prosperous world, in the end, it was not as good as a few pots of stew, like a glass glass, only to be lightly knocked by the girl's fingers, and it was shattered in an instant.