Chapter 105: I Want to Become an Immortal
(Go to the net.)
Li Yundong looked at Su Chan with a smile and a smile: "You won't do that why are you fooling me?"
Su Chan's mouth was raised high: "You stupid, how can I be able to do such a difficult Dao method?"
Li Yundong laughed angrily, grabbed the little girl, and squeaked her hard: "Little girl, dare to play with your uncle, you are impatient with you!"
Su Chan giggled, and her body writhed in Li Yundong's arms: "No, although I can't, I know who will!"
Li Yundong let go of his hand, and his face was full of threats: "If you fool me again, I will rip off your pants and beat your ass!"
Su Chan pressed Li Yundong's bad hand with one hand, pressed his skirt with the other, and grinned: "No, no! I will tell my master and let her use the Five Thunder Spell to hit you!"
Li Yundong was stunned: "Your master knows the Five Thunder Rectification Law?"
Su Chan smiled triumphantly: "Yes, she is amazing, known as our fox...... Ahem, she is known as a genius who only comes out once in a hundred years, and there are almost no Taoism in the world that she can't do!"
Li Yundong was stunned when he heard this, and didn't notice what Su Chan had almost said before: "Your master is so powerful? Do you want her to teach me?"
Su Chan grabbed Li Yundong's arm, squeezed him with his plump and slender body, and said with a smile like a tribute: "Yes, yes, you will be my junior brother in the future!
Li Yundong's face turned pale, and he feigned anger and said: "No, no, the seniority has been lowered by two levels, absolutely not! If you want to be my senior brother, you will be my junior sister!"
Su Chan chuckled: "No, I started much earlier than you, you are my little junior brother!"
Li Yundong saw the little girl blowing like an orchid in front of him, and at a glance, the snow-white twin peaks on her chest pressed against her arms, and the two powdery balls were squeezed and deformed, and the milky white and deep ravines made Li Yundong feel a little hot for a while. Go and see the net.
He smiled evilly, hugged the little girl's waist, probed his mouth to her ruddy and plump lips and took a bite, then bit the little girl's mouth, and said with a smile: "Who is your little junior brother? I'm not small at all." Go to the net --.7-K--o-m. ”
As he spoke, he pushed his hot and hard thing against the little girl.
Su Chan felt the heat and hardness of Li Yundong's thing, her body softened suddenly, the autumn waves in her eyes flowed, and her eyes were like silk, she was a little frightened at first to dodge the extremely hard thing, but soon stuck it softly.
The little girl tilted her head, and she said with a sigh of relief: "Uncle, it won't work now, wait until you build the foundation in the future, okay?"
Li Yundong held back his desires and pretended to be displeased: "Why wait for the foundation to be built?"
Su Chan's voice was greasy and soft, which could almost make the iron man crisp into flowing water: "Only when the foundation is successfully built, can the Sanhua Essence in your body be stable and will not be easily taken away." If ......"
Su Chan suddenly said very shyly: "If you make friends with me now, you will be squeezed dry by me because the essence is not solid." ”
Li Yundong dragged out his voice, oh: "I understand, it turns out that your little girl is still a little goblin who eats people and doesn't spit out bones!"
Li Yundong has no intention of speaking, but the little fox listener has a heart.
Su Chan's face turned pale, she lowered her head, and her liver was beating carefully: Did he find out my identity?
Li Yundong saw Su Chan burying her head in his arms, he thought Su Chan was shy, how could he know her thoughts?
Li Yundong saw that although the little girl buried her flower-like face in her arms, she had a thin waist and fat hips, and a graceful figure, so he couldn't help but laugh: "The twenty-eight best people are like crisps, and they kill fools with a sword at their waists." I don't see anyone's head falling, and I secretly call Jun's bone marrow dry!"
As a student of the Chinese Department, Li Yundong often skips classes on weekdays, but he remembers this warning poem in "Jin Ping Mei" clearly, and it is also appropriate to chant at this time.
After he finished groaning, he smiled at the little girl and hooked the little girl's chin with his fingers.
The little girl was nervous at this time, looking at Li Yundong with a pair of beautiful eyes pitifully, that look like a Taoist saint is about to collapse, and a gentleman like Yanagi Megumi is also going crazy. Go to the net --.7-K--o-m.
Li Yundong couldn't help but sigh: "Little girl, little girl, you look so beautiful, I am willing to die for you, and my bone marrow is exhausted!"
When Su Chan heard this, he jumped up from Li Yundong's arms in shock, and shook his hands vigorously: "No, no, absolutely not! I can't harm you! In this case, even if you have Jindan vitality, you will die because of the exhaustion of essence and blood!"
She said in a panic, but saw Li Yundong looking at herself quietly, /
Su Chan's heart was shocked, she slowly walked to Li Yundong, knelt down gently, took Li Yundong's arm with both hands, and pleaded softly: "Yundong, you listen to me, can you build the foundation first?"
As she spoke, the little girl suddenly looked shy: "When you succeed in building the foundation, you can do whatever you want, okay?"
Li Yundong's heart fluttered, his face was relieved, he couldn't help laughing, and pinched the little girl's cheek with his hand: "If you really want to do it, just do it?"
Su Chan's face was flushed with shame, he bit his lip, and nodded in the corner of his eyes: "Hmm!"
Li Yundong waved his hand, and said with a heroic and dignified manner: "Okay, then uncle, I will build his mother's foundation! Before building the foundation, I will never move a finger of you!"
After speaking, he turned his head to look at Su Chan, with the appearance of a monk who had attained the Tao, and said with his hands folded: "Amitabha, why is this female benefactor so close to the old man?
Su Chan pursed his lips and smiled, pointing to Li Yundong's tent held high: "Then what is this?"
Li Yundong had a straight face and said: "Color is emptiness, emptiness is color!"
Seeing Li Yundong acting like this, Su Chan knew that her exhortation had an effect, and she also put her mind at ease and giggled: "Then I'll go!"
Li Yundong pretended to be impatient and disgusted: "Hurry up, go quickly, don't affect the old man's cultivation!"
Su Chan's eyes rolled, he grinned, turned to leave, and just took a few steps, he heard Li Yundong cough dryly: "Stop, come back!"
Su Chan couldn't help but laugh, and said with a straight face: "Is there anything to find me?"
Li Yundong said with a smile on his face: "If you don't teach me how to build a foundation, then what kind of fucking foundation will I build?"
Su Chan couldn't help laughing, tilted his head proudly, and snorted: "You know it too!
Li Yundong's face turned pale, and he feigned anger and said: "The little girl won't fight for three days, go to the room to expose the tiles! Do you want me to beat your ass! Say it quickly!"
Su Chan was taken aback and sat down obediently: "Oh!"
She tilted her head and thought for a while, then said, "There are nine heavens and nine heavens in the sky, so there is also a realm of nine heavens in cultivation. They are respectively Shaping the Fetus, Qi Refining, Concentrating the Spirit, Building the Foundation, Divine Power, Transforming the Baby, Golden Body, Thunder Tribulation, and Flying Immortal! Because of the help of the Yuan Jindan, you have already cultivated to the intermediate realm of concentrating the spirit, as long as you complete the last three lessons of 'Imprinting the Spirit, Embodying, and Great Freedom!', you will have completed the cultivation of the highest level of concentrating the mind, and you can enter the cultivation of the Fourth Heaven Foundation Building!"
Su Chan said: "When you succeed in building the foundation, then you will begin to have mana, and you can use the Divine Passage Method, and then you can let my master teach you to practice the supreme Dao method of the world, the Five Thunder Righteous Method!"
Li Yundong's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he couldn't wait to immediately cultivate to build the foundation, and then learn the technique of the Five Thunder Righteous Method!
Seeing him like this, Su Chan also understood his eager thoughts, so he smiled and said: "The rice must be eaten bite by bite, and the meat must be chewed bite by bite, and if you want to be fast, you can't reach it." You first refine the essence in your body into a god, complete the final homework of concentrating, and then you can start building the foundation!"
Li Yundong asked, "What does this mean by the seal spirit, the embodiment, and the great freedom?"
Su Chan smiled: "It's not difficult, with your qualifications and conditions, I believe it should be very easy......!
Li Yundong heard that she had some doubts at the end, so he asked, "But what?"
Su Chan said: "However, when you practice these lessons, it is very likely that your divine consciousness will withdraw from your ** and enter the realm of nothingness, and it will be difficult to return." ”
Li Yundong was stunned: "What does this mean? What will happen if you get lost?"
Su Chan said with a serious face: "Although I am still alive, my soul is gone, and I have no sense of smell, hearing, taste, touch and perception!"
Li Yundong was taken aback: "Wouldn't that become a vegetative person?"
Su Chan said seriously: "It is difficult to cultivate, it is difficult to go to the blue sky! The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency by losing more than we lose, we are born with continuous aging, and no one can resist this process." But cultivation is to go against the sky, and against God's wishes, you will naturally encounter all kinds of terrifying things in your cultivation! Although you have the help of Yuan Jindan, your cultivation can be said to be one step to the sky, and it is against the sky within the sky, so you will definitely encounter a great terror that I can't even imagine!"
Su Chan asked, "Aren't you afraid?"
Li Yundong laughed: "What is there to be afraid of! In order to build a foundation, I am not afraid of anything!"
Su Chan saw Li Yundong frowning at herself, looking anxious, she couldn't help but smile and spit out: "Phew, just now I swore that I wanted to become stronger to practice, but now in a blink of an eye, I have become practicing for sex!
Li Yundong said with a straight face: "Otherwise! Confucius said: "Chromophobia!"
Su Chan laughed so hard that she scraped her cheek with her hand: "Don't be shy, this is what the confessor said!"
Li Yundong laughed dryly: "It doesn't matter who said it, anyway, the sage told us: There are only two things in life, eating, picking up girls!"
Su Chan scolded with a smile: "The sage wants to know that you distort his words like this, I am afraid that I will die of anger." ”
Li Yundong laughed and waved his big hand: "You just asked me why I want to cultivate immortals? I said at the time that I want to become stronger! Now I want to add! Why do people want to cultivate immortals? The reason is very simple, I just want to wake up and hold the sword of murder, and get drunk and lie on the knees of beautiful people! Okay, I'm going to enter the meditation and practice, and the little girl is on the side to protect the Dharma for the uncle!"
Su Chanjiao replied: "Okay, my uncle! I hope you will succeed in building the foundation as soon as possible, and then we can form a relationship and travel the world!"
Li Yundong couldn't help but think of the beautiful days when he took Su Chan to travel the rivers and mountains of the motherland, and he couldn't help but yearn for it leisurely for a while, he glanced at Su Chan, the two looked at each other, and each smiled sweetly, because of the depression and unhappiness of the world, he had already flown away from the clouds.
Happy Reading, (Om/)