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As soon as Diao Xiaosi saw the decadent appearance of the eldest grandson Wuji, he knew that there was a big trouble.

The flower demon girl twisted the waist of the water snake and stood behind her with a coquettish face, this guy looked at it and his eyes did not change at all, which can only show that he grew up overnight, and began to understand that mature men should be like a piece of fried stinky tofu, which looks yellow and hard to the touch, smells stinky and tastes fragrant, and is sweet and spicy, full of ingredients - ingredients for ingredients.

He squatted down in front of the eldest grandson Wuji and patted the guy on the cheek, the stubble of his beard grew out a little prickly.

The eldest grandson Wuji raised his eyelids and glanced at Diao Xiaosi, which was regarded as indicating that he was still alive, and then ignored him.

Li Yuanba lay on the soft slope, his hands pillowed behind his head, chewing a weed in his mouth, squinting his small eyes and saying, "He's just like you, he's almost tasteless." ”

"Fart," the eldest grandson Wuji said rudely, "This son is thinking about how to beat Wang Shichong out of the." ”

Diao Xiaosi perked up and couldn't wait to ask, "Then did you come up with it?"

The eldest grandson Wuji said dejectedly: "No, it seems that this bastard doesn't have an asshole." ”

"Stupid!" Diao Xiaosi sneered and said, "You won't let him start from scratch and poke one out?"

Li Yuanba said leisurely: "One is enough, at least one hundred and eighty, and it must be like a hornet's nest to be domineering enough." ”

This made Diao Xiaosi very suspicious of his appreciation ability and aesthetics, and he was speechless for a while.

After a long time, the eldest grandson Wuji asked, "How are you over there?" Well, you can still be alive and kicking like a dog, it shouldn't be too miserable. ”

Diao Xiaosi said dissatisfiedly: "I can see clearly with your rat eyes, Lao Tzu is dying with scaly wounds all over his body." I came from thousands of miles away as if I were dead, just to see your crying father and mother's face. Why are you willing to let me down?"

The eldest grandson Wuji sighed and said, "How do you know that I haven't cried?"

Li Yuanba spit out the grass roots in his mouth and said, "A guy who has no taste, and crying is also crocodile tears?"

"Why am I unhumane? This son is crying to you!" said the eldest grandson Wuji angrily.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa......," he howled, trying to prove that he still had the ability to cry.

Diao Xiaosi covered his ears tightly and said in pain: "You will attract a she-wolf." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji glared at Diao Xiaosi with red eyes, he really looked like a wolf, and then howled louder and harder.

His voice soon became hoarse, and he couldn't make a sound in his mouth, and he couldn't help but raise his face in pain to look at the dark night sky, and hot tears flowed silently from his eyes.

Diao Xiaosi said: "Lao Tzu suddenly discovered that in fact, you and I are two people from the world. You grew up with a golden spoon in your mouth, there is a father who no one can afford to mess with and doesn't want to mess with, and there is an old sister who is loved by everyone, everything is smooth, and even as long as you touch your mouth, you can ask for anything. It's so smooth, so happy, I don't know what it means to knock out teeth and swallow blood. ”

"Lao Tzu, I won't say much, I still don't know who Lu Dao's father is. It's also good, one person is fed and the whole family is not hungry. He scratched his head and said, "So, I never know what it means to be happy, and you don't understand what it means to be unhappy." So Lao Tzu tried his best to make himself happy, and now you are finally unhappy, which makes me feel very happy. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji said in a hoarse voice: "Get out, I have long known that you are secretly jealous of me, and I can't see that my son is happy." ”

Li Yuanba suddenly tore away the male duck's voice and sang: "Mo remembers the dream of youth, withered like a flower; the vicissitudes of life, the world is impermanent, the wind and rain hit the beauty of the moment; unforgettable, without thinking, drunk until dawn." Sprinkle a thousand cups of tears of heroes, I don't understand the Ming Dynasty in the middle of the river; the fish and dragon dance at night, the flowers bloom a thousand trees, who is the star picker? Go, go, home is outside the clouds and mountains, and look down is the sky in the water......"

Diao Xiaosi blinked and said: "The lyrics are very good, but the people who sing are too scumbag." ”

Li Yuanba said angrily: "You are a king, you are green, you haven't heard Uncle Xuanji sing this song." Compared to him, the master has become a natural voice. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji thought deeply and said: "Yes, it is really the sound of heaven, otherwise how could my son's ears still hear the rolling thunder of the sky?"

Diao Xiaosi was too lazy to say more to these two waste firewood that burned the qin and boiled the crane, and said: "My godfather and Wang Shichong will make an appointment to fight the Dragon Gate in the middle of the night on the first day of the first lunar month next year. ”

Li Yuanba and Eldest Sun Wuji were both taken aback and asked, "Old Man Ning's injuries are all healed?"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head and said, "The old man said that he and Wang Shichong will not make another move within half a year. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji was silent for a moment, and said with emotion: "Old Man Ning has great kindness to us Qingcheng and Zhongnan...... Do you know that everyone is discussing, whether to gather all the Mahayana masters of Qingcheng, Zhongnan, Kunlun, Longhu Mountain, and even Penglai Immortal Pavilion to attack together, and suppress Wang Shichong before he achieves the general trend. ”

"Niang Xipi, if you said it earlier, Lao Tzu won't tell you the news. Diao Xiaosi said hatefully: "I've been thinking about how to find a way to kill Wang Shichong in half a year." ”

Li Yuan said domineeringly: "Just your little trick, you can't hurt him at all." ”

Diao Xiaosi turned his head and asked, "Brother Wuji, your old man is fine, right?"

The eldest grandson Wuji said "um", paused and said: "There is something that also let you know, just now the old man had a small meeting with several elders and decided on the next leader. ”

"Who? Lao Tzu must find a chance to get to know him, and get close to him. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji said in a sullen voice: "If you want to see him, you don't have to look for opportunities everywhere. ”

Diao Xiaosi stared at the eldest grandson Wuji with wide eyes, and exclaimed: "Disrespectful and disrespectful, please ask Brother Wuji to help me in the future." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji suddenly flew up and kicked him to the ground, and said with a red face: "You kid is hurting me again, aren't you?"

Diao Xiaosi was in pain, and couldn't help but be furious, and was just about to go to Lu Shang to beat the eldest grandson Wuji fat, when a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind and he was dumbfounded: "Is that guy?"

Li Yuanba sighed and said, "Master...... Forced by their overlord. ”

As soon as Diao Xiaosi got up, he suddenly sat on the ground again, seeing Li Yuanba stunned for a long time, he pointed at him with one hand, slapped the ground with one hand, and tears were about to flow out of his mouth, and said: "You are the head? I see that Qingcheng Mountain lacks a gate...... It's not bad if you don't be a monkey king, hehe, hahaha-"

"Brother Wuji, this guy actually dares to insult the head disciple of our Qingcheng Sword Sect in person, what should I do?"

The eldest grandson Wuji and Li Yuan Bawang glanced at the mung bean, nodded in unison and stood up, approaching Diao Xiaosi on the left and right.

Diao Xiaosi was laughing breathlessly, and suddenly saw Qingcheng Shuangqi silently surrounding together, and immediately had an ominous premonition and said: "Hey, what do you want to do? Hey, don't do this...... I'm just trying to make a joke, help!"

"Bang bang bang!" After a burst of dust, Li Yuanba patted the sand on his hands and sat back down satisfied.

Eldest Sun Wuji seemed to be a little fierce just now, and he was sweating all over, and he circled Diao Xiaosi with a folding fan, and said, "Senior Brother Yuanba, have you noticed that I have grown a lot taller all of a sudden?"

Li Yuanba nodded affirmatively: "Well, that guy was half an inch taller than you just now, and now he is only up to his waist." ”

Diao Xiaosi, who was half-cut into the ground, was teary-eyed, and scolded: "Nonsense, if you want to change it, you may not have Lao Tzu's heel height!"

The eldest grandson Wuji slowly raised his foot, lit his heel in front of Diao Xiaosi's eyes, swayed it around, and said, "Bibi look, do you have my heel height now?"

Diao Xiaosi stared at the boots less than two inches from the top of his head, and couldn't help but fall into the dust, and begged for mercy neatly: "Two big brothers, for the sake of me who has always talked nonsense and has no heart and lungs, can you be an adult and ignore the four brothers, and I will find a good place to give wine to the two big brothers when I go back? Say, what do you want to eat and drink?"

The eldest grandson Wuji was dissatisfied: "A worldly master like Ben Gongzi will be rare for your table." Little Fourth Brother, don't you really understand? Let me remind you, just have some real ...... Ouch!"

He is also a golden rooster who has been independent for too long, but he forgot that he had a vicious battle just now, and he had already become a lame duck, supporting his legs, and his raised boots were impartially stepping on the bridge of Diao Xiaosi's proud nose.

Diao Xiaosi's hot tears couldn't help but gush out, and he patted the soil and said, "Your mother, eat and drink dew, right? Lao Tzu will let you gnaw on the mud first!" grabbed the eldest grandson Wuji's feet and neck with both hands, knocked him to the ground, turned over and pressed him, and condescendingly grabbed his hair bun and smashed the door into the soil.

The eldest grandson Wuji burst into tears and called for help: "Senior brother Yuanba, father and son soldiers in battle, brothers in battle, you and I are in the same ...... Qingcheng."

Li Yuanba sat on the mountain and watched the tiger fight, and said with a smile on his face that was beyond the world: "Senior Brother Wuji, now that my identity is different, how can I roll all over the ground and bite, that is not the style of the future head of the Qingcheng Sword Sect." ”

Before the words fell, I saw two natives rolling up all the way to the smoke and dust of the mountain and the tsunami crushing over.

Li Yuanba ran away when he saw that the situation was not good, and shouted in his mouth: "Master is the head disciple!"

One of the natives said disdainfully: ", this son is still the eldest son of the head!"

The three of them chased and fought around the small dirt slope one after the other, and Muto Lanko stood on the hillside blankly and looked at them.

In the distance, Changsun Sheng sat under the tree with a pale face, and Ye Fashan looked at the three young people from afar.

The thief had already drunk all the wine, his eyes were still a little red, he wrinkled his not very beautiful round nose, and said: "Back then, Senior Brother Zhong was also beaten by us on the ground like this, and then he was forced to bite the back of my hand. Senior Brother Sun hurriedly took the medicine and put it on me, saying that he was careful to get sick. ”

Changsun Sheng smiled and said, "It's good to be young. ”

"They will eventually grow up and become as boring as we are. ”

Changsun Sheng said: "I hope not." ”

The thief Lao Dao was silent for a moment, and saw that Li Yuanba was pressed under him like an arhat by Diao Xiaosi and the eldest grandson Wuji, waving his limbs and screaming, and couldn't help but smile and said: "Amitayus Buddha, it's good to be young......"