(Go to the net.)

Li Yundong listened to Mei Niang's words, his face was dark, like the reincarnation of the Lord of the Stove, he didn't speak with a dark face, Su Chan, Zhou Qin and the others in the Fox Zen Sect were all very sensitive people, and when they saw Li Yundong's black face, they were all careful not to speak. Go and see the net.

Only Mei Niang looked at Wuhua and Xiaozhu, sighed, and said: "I originally thought that Boss Li, you fell in love with Xiaozhu at first sight, but I didn't expect to cheapen this monk who didn't give money to Miss Play." Tsk, Boss Li, it's really pious......"

Li Yundong's face darkened, and he said in a deep voice: "Don't talk nonsense, Master Wuhua is a monk, he just wants to ......"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw Wuhua holding Xiaozhu's hand, and the two of them walked into the room in pairs, and when Master Wuhua walked into the room, he turned around, smiled at Li Yundong, and then closed the door!

Li Yundong's eyes suddenly straightened, and he couldn't help but say, "Damn, what is this for?"

Mei Niang on the side pursed her lips and said casually: "What else can a young man and a young woman do when they are alone in the same room?"

Li Yundong was annoyed and angry: "You talk so much, don't I know?" He scolded in his heart: Even if this Wuhua wants to cross this woman, don't make it so ambiguous, okay, so that Lao Tzu now has a piece of thin mud in the crotch of his pants, it's not but!

Mei Niang covered her mouth and glanced Li Yundong up and down: "Boss Li, are you really a chick?"

Li Yundong's heart was even more depressed, he didn't have time to lose his temper, Su Chan on the side was unhappy, she couldn't help but say angrily: "You woman is really annoying, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!"

Zhou Qin also said with a cold face: "How much is the introduction fee?

Li Yundong glared at Zhou Qin: "What is the introduction fee! This is not whether it is good to introduce it!"

Mei Niang saw that these people were angry, she hurriedly smiled and said: "Okay, it's not a release, Boss Li, what you say is what you say." As long as you give money, everything is negotiable!"

Li Yundong said with a blushing face: "How much?

Mei Niang's eyes rolled, and she raised two fingers: "One price, two thousand!"

"Two thousand?" Zhou Qin and Su Chan shouted in unison, and Zhou Qin said angrily: "Do you think that your young lady is a fairy who came to the world from the sky?

Mei Niang said leisurely: "The fairy who came to the world in the sky is not enough, but Xiaozhu is indeed from heaven and earth, a while ago the heaven and earth were seized, Xiaozhu went to Dongguan, Dongguan is now also a typhoon transit, so I came here, the lady in heaven and earth came out, two thousand is a very low price!"

Zhou Qin was so angry that his face was flushed, his willow eyebrows were upside down, and he was about to scold, but Li Yundong hurriedly stopped him, and he said impatiently: "Okay, two thousand is two thousand, take the money and leave quickly." Go and see the net. ”

After speaking, he counted two thousand yuan, handed it to Mei Niang, and then issued an eviction order: "Count, a lot of your penny, where do you hurry up and go back and forth!"

Mei Niang skillfully counted the banknotes, and then put the money into her pocket, she smiled: "Why is Boss Li so ruthless, I came with Xiaozhu, so naturally I have to accompany her." Your Tianlong Mountain Taoist Temple is not small, I will look around today, as a tour. ”

Saying that, she walked to the rest of the Taoist temple by herself, and when she came to the corner, she also turned around, waved her hand to Li Yundong and said, "Boss Li, don't worry about me, I'll just look around." ”

Li Yundong was so angry by Mei Niang's kraft candy that Su Chan, Zhou Qin and others spitted and scolded in the direction of Mei Niang's departure.

But at this time, there was a sound of laughter and ** from men and women in the room, Li Yundong and others were all cultivators, although the voice was slight, but they were all heard very clearly, Cao Yi on the side smiled awkwardly: "Master Wuhua is really a monk, and the monk acts differently." ”

Although Zhou Qin did not start to practice, the Yuan Yin and Yuan Yang Qi in her body was not shallow, she also heard this voice clearly, and when her cheeks were slightly red, she sneered: "What a high monk, I think he is a lewd monk, and he is also the first lewd monk in the ages!"

Although Li Yundong somewhat agreed with Zhou Qin's words in his heart, he was asking for Wuhua at this time, and subconsciously did not want to see Wuhua as such an adulterous person, so he opened his mouth to blame: "Zhou Qin, don't talk nonsense, maybe people are indeed crossing this woman." ”

Zhou Qin said unconvinced: "Is there such a crossing, unless this Flowerless Master is a cultivator of the Joy Buddha!"

Li Yundong's face pulled, and he shouted at Zhou Qin, Su Chan and the other foxes watching the excitement in the Fox Zen Gate: "What are you doing here, let's go, listen to the corner!"

He shouted, and some of the little foxes who came to see the excitement hurriedly fled in all directions, leaving only Su Chan, Zhou Qin, Cao Yi and others to follow Li Yundong and stay away from the house a little more. Go to the net --.7-K--o-m.

Zhou Qin said to Li Yundong: "Master, it's not that I speak badly, but I bet that this Wuhua must be a lewd monk." ”

Li Yundong glanced at her and said angrily, "What are you betting on?"

Zhou Qin said heistfully: "I bet it will be a long time before he comes out." ”

Li Yundong was stunned: "Why bet on this?"

Zhou Qin's face was a little red and said, "What else can a lonely man and a widow do when they are alone in a room?"

Li Yundong suddenly realized this, he scolded with a smile: "Nonsense, can this kind of thing be used for gambling?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a sudden squeak in the room, and the door was divided left and right, and Wuhua walked out of it and walked straight towards Li Yundong.

Li Yundong smiled, turned his head, and whispered to Zhou Qin: "I'll just say that Master Wuhua is not a lewd monk, you see, isn't this coming out?"

Seeing Wuhua walking towards him, he took two steps forward, folded his hands and asked, "What does the master command?"

Wuhua looked solemn, he folded his hands, looked at Li Yundong fixedly, sighed, but did not speak.

Li Yundong asked puzzledly: "What's the matter? Could it be that there is anything else that is not satisfied?"

Wuhua shook her head, but still didn't speak.

Li Yundong couldn't help but glance back at Zhou Qin, and asked her with his eyes, seeing if she knew what Wuhua was thinking.

But Zhou Qin was also confused at this time, and she didn't know why Wuhua came out in the middle of the middle, Zhou Qin shook his head blankly at Li Yundong, indicating that he didn't know.

Li Yundong didn't know when he saw Zhou Qin, he couldn't help but set his eyes on Su Chan and Cao Yi and the others, only to see that they were also confused by the second monk, shaking their heads blankly, he was secretly crazy in his heart, and said in his heart: You bald donkey pretending to be a ghost all day long, isn't it good to say it directly? What do you want to say directly, I will find you all for Miss!

Li Yundong held back his anger and saluted Master Wuhua with his hands folded: "Master, if you have something to say, you might as well say it directly, I will do what I can do." ”

I saw Wuhua sigh and said: "Li Zhenren helped me find Xiaozhu, I am grateful, I wanted to catch up with her, but I didn't want to ......"

Li Yundong saw that he was stuck again at a critical time, and hurriedly asked, "Didn't you think about anything?"

Wuhua sighed with a regretful face: "I didn't expect it...... No condom!" Saying that, Wuhua looked at Li Yundong with an eager and serious face: "Li Zhenren, do you have a condom?"

Depend on!!!

Li Yundong and others were scorched by thunder and almost died.

Li Yundong's eyes were straight, he couldn't speak for a long time after eating, Zhou Qin's face was strange, and the corners of his mouth twitched, as if he wanted to laugh, but he couldn't hold back and didn't dare to laugh. Cao Yi's face was even more weird, he glanced at Li Yundong, and then quickly turned around, covering his mouth with his hands and shrugging his shoulders.

Su Chan didn't understand it at first, but she reacted quickly, her face turned red, and she burst out laughing.

She smiled, but saw Li Yundong and Wuhua looking at her together.

Su Chan hurriedly covered his mouth with both hands, his eyes widened, and he looked at Li Yundong and then at Wuhua.

Li Yundong's eyes were full of resentment, but Wuhua looked at her puzzled and asked, "This female benefactor, what are you laughing at?"

Where did Su Chan dare to speak, she was afraid that she would laugh as soon as she opened her mouth, and the little girl quickly shook her head like a rattle.

Wuhua sighed and said: "Buddha Yun: There is no self, there is no sentient being. Donor, do you know what that means?

Li Yundong was already convinced in his heart that Wuhua was an obscene monk, he was so angry, and said angrily: Damn, Ya is obviously the first prostitute monk in the past, and you are still pretending to be a high monk?

Li Yundong's face pulled and said, "Master Wuhua, I only know that there is no self and no sentient beings. ”

Wuhua looked surprised: "What does this mean?"

Li Yundong said with a dark face: "It means that I don't have a set here, and everyone else doesn't have a set there!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Su Chan, Zhou Qin, Cao Yi and others couldn't hold back it, and they all laughed, but as soon as they laughed, they felt that it was inappropriate, and quickly covered their mouths in unison, so that they almost broke their intestines with laughter.

Cao Yiqiang couldn't help but laugh and said to Li Yundong: "Head, I, I still have some things to do, I ......" She didn't finish speaking, she turned around and left, while walking, her shoulders shrugged frequently, and the laughter came endlessly.

Li Yundong glanced at Cao Yi's back, but saw that Su Chan and Zhou Qin endured it for a while, and finally couldn't help it, one squatted on the ground with a smile, and the other trembled with laughter.

Li Yundong glared and said, "What are you laughing at!"

Su Chan and Zhou Qin were drunk by him, and suddenly "chirped" and gasped, and the two of them stopped laughing together, but they trembled, their eyebrows moved, the corners of their eyes twitched, and their faces were distorted and weird.

Seeing them like this, Li Yundong couldn't help laughing angrily, waved his hand, and shouted, "Go away and laugh!"

Su Chan and Zhou Qinru were granted amnesty, and they quickly ran away without a trace, and after a while, there was a burst of haha laughter.

Li Yundong looked at the direction where the two of them were going, he was angry and funny in his heart, he turned around, sighed helplessly at Wuhua, and said: "Master, I don't know if you are deliberately tossing me or what, but for the sake of my sincerity, don't play with me, tell me the whereabouts of Ao Wushuang!"

Wuhua smiled, folded her hands and said, "Where did I deliberately toss you, I just did whatever I thought." You Taoists will practice without hindrance, and we Buddhists also have a saying that you can do as you like, and you may think that I am a prostitute monk, which is also very normal. Since my cultivation, I have always acted recklessly, not only changing the name given to me by my master, but also going in and out of various entertainment places, which is really not like a monk. Hehe, others laugh at me for being crazy, I laugh at others for not being able to see through it! You want to ask Ao Wushuang's whereabouts, right? It's very simple, I can tell you here!"

Li Yundong was overjoyed and hurriedly asked, "Where is it!"

Wuhua said meaningfully: "Far away in the sky, close in front of you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yundong heard an extremely frightened and terrible scream suddenly coming from one of the directions of the Taoist temple.