When Shen Yi was five years old, his two sisters took him to a nearby village temple fair to play on the first day of the Lunar New Year, and met a vendor selling plastic pendants. Shen Yi's New Year's money was only five yuan at that time, and a pendant was two yuan five, Shen Yi was unwilling to buy it, so Wu Xianzi grabbed Shen Yi's ear, and under the yin power of Wu Xianzi, Shen Yi bought one.

But when Shen Yi turned his head and saw Wu Xiancao standing behind him looking at Wu Xiancao, he resolutely used the remaining two pieces of five to buy another plastic pendant, stretched out his frozen red hand, and said to Wu Xiancao: "Here you are, Sister Xiancao." ”

And today, Wu Xiancao untied the head rope that bound her hair, untied her shirt and said to Shen Yi: "Sister Xiancao, here you go." ”

Shen Yi and Wu Xiancao saw this pendant, Shen Yi swallowed his saliva, looked at Wu Xiancao's still ruddy face, and opened his mouth, wanting to say something. Wu Xiancao turned around, silently put on his clothes, and found the head rope that was thrown aside, and tied his hair. Shen Yi also hurriedly put on his shirt, he couldn't help but feel a little dry, and when he looked down, the little steel cannon was still powerful and domineering.

Wu Xiancao's face was also a little red, and it wasn't until the two of them noticed that the barbecue on the grill smelled mushy that the two of them exclaimed at the same time: "It's over, lunch is gone." ”

The two of them went over to turn over the barbecue at the same time, but unexpectedly they knocked down together, and Shen Yi pressed on Wu Xiancao's body, and the two were close at hand. Shen Yi looked at Wu Xiancao's bright eyes, Wu Xiancao also looked at Shen Yi's eyes, the two of them laughed at the same time, Wu Xiancao said, "You almost ate the forbidden fruit." ”

Shen Yi said: "Sister Xiancao, you are getting more and more beautiful. ”

Wu Xiancao smiled happily and said, "Okay, go wash your face, and you'll be back on the shore in a while." ”

"Hmm!" Shen Yi agreed, and ran over to lie on the bow of the boat and picked up the lake water to wash his face.

Wu Xiancao looked at Shen Yi's cheerful back, sighed silently and said, "I hope I won't regret it in the future!" She took out the pendant from her pocket, looked at the pendant swaying in front of her, and looked at Shen Yi again, her eyes couldn't tell whether she was disappointed or happy.

But she knew that he had always been so fair.

When she was a child, when she sneaked into his bed in the middle of the night, he just hugged her gently. Except for the time when he was twelve years old, he couldn't help but secretly reach over and touch her tsundere little lettuce, and there was no other transgression. Over the years, he had countless opportunities to go into her room and steal her forbidden fruit, but he didn't.

Because, the fairy is not there.

She sometimes wondered, what was so good about the fairy who often bullied him, but thinking about it today, she was relieved.

There are mistakes that cannot be undone once they are made.

......

The barbecue can't be eaten, it's already noon now, and the breakfast that the two of them have eaten has been almost digested. After Shen Yi washed his face, the two rowed back to the shore together, handed the boat to the boat lady, paid the boat and left Crescent Lake.

I found a chopped pepper fish head restaurant near Crescent Lake and ate the fish in Crescent Lake. However, Wu Xiancao only ate a few bites of this spicy chopped pepper fish head and stopped eating, Shen Yizhi said that Wu Xiancao paid the most attention to health, and was very particular about quoting and eating things, especially taboo spicy taste, so Shen Yi ordered some light dishes for Sister Xiancao.

Wu Xiancao smiled and said, "I want a plain noodle." ”

Shen Yi said, "Okay." ”

Then he asked the waiter for a somen noodle, and he feasted on a pot of chopped pepper fish heads. Wu Xiancao noodles hadn't come up yet, she looked at Shen Yi's gluttonous appearance, and couldn't help but smile and said: "You are also a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner, don't you know how to eat and supplement yourself? Spicy things are taboo, and eating too much is not good for your health." ”

Shen Yi raised his head, wiped the spicy sweat on his forehead, and said: "Of course I know the truth, but as the saying goes, life in the world is at most thirty-six thousand days, if you scruple about this and that, then it will be in vain." ”

Wu Xiancao just smiled, then stirred a cup of green tea, and said, "Really, then you and He Lan do things every night for a moment's pleasure." ”

Shen Yi was stunned, thinking to himself that Sister Xiancao could not squat in the corner?

Wu Xiancao said: "I didn't eavesdrop, I didn't remember that you ate too much last night after I lay down last night, and let you exercise before sleeping, but as soon as I walked over, I heard He Lan's words, so I knew that I was too worried." ”

Shen Yi was a little apprehensive, and asked in a low voice, "Which one?"

Wu Xiancao's face turned red, but she still said: "Official, I want it." ”

Shen Yi gasped, looked at Wu Xiancao, whose face was flushed, and smiled awkwardly. I couldn't help but feel sorry for He Lan in my heart, this time He Da Beauty's reputation was ruined, and that sentence about the official was too shocking, and Shen Yi was scared last night.

Wu Xiancao looked at Shen Yi and said, "Your kidney qi is a little deficient, you have to make up for it." ”

Shen Yi snorted, and his heart was full of grief, Nima can see this? Although my kidney qi is insufficient, I can still make He Lan shout at the official, enough. At this time, Wu Xiancao's plain noodles were delivered, Wu Xiancao took a bite, suddenly thought of something, raised his head and said to Shen Yi: "I remember seeing a book in the library before, and there is a method for cultivating kidney qi in it, I will ask Da Niu to send it to you another day." ”

Shen Yi could only nod his head like pounding garlic and was silent.

Wu Xiancao looked at Shen Yi playfully, and said with a smile: "Little Shen Yi has grown up, and he understands women." ”

"I ...... Grass!" Shen Yi held back for a long time, but still burst out with a foul mouth.

Wu Xiancao hit Shen Yi's bowl with chopsticks and said, "Don't swear." ”

Shen Yi scowled, but Wu Xiancao complained: "If only I were He Lan, I could sleep with Xiao Shen every night." ”

"I ......" Actually, Shen Yi wanted to say, in fact, you are not He Lan. It's a pity that after thinking about He Damei's vixen-like body and the castration she was ready for, Shen Yi smiled decisively and said, "Let's eat, don't say anything." ”

Wu Xiancao lowered his head and ate the noodles slowly, and Shen Yi took a bite of the sour, spicy and refreshing chopped pepper fish head, feeling a little tasteless.

......

Wu Xiancao stayed in Shen Yi's house for another night, although He Lan didn't ask what Shen Yi and Wu Xiancao were doing today, but when He Lan really became a glutton in bed at night, Shen Yi couldn't bear it, and hurriedly said that he just went to Crescent Lake to play around today, and took a boat ride and didn't do anything else.

So, He Da Meiren, who was about to score a double goal, stopped teasing Shen Yi's jade hand, kissed Shen Yi on the face and said, "Husband, you have to be careful, be careful that the public grain can't be handed over." ”

Shen Yi was grief-stricken, he didn't understand, why did He Lan's body become like this, every time he had sex, he could absorb a part of his true yuan, and what he absorbed was not the true yuan of other places, but also the true yuan of kidney qi, which made Shen Yi really have a feeling that he had more than enough heart and not enough strength.

But in the face of He Da Meiren's castration, Shen Yi didn't dare not hand over the public grain.

In fact, Shen Yi didn't know, in the ancient harem. If an emperor does not often favor the empress, then the empress will be refrigerated. On the contrary, if the emperor is energetic, the queen cannot satisfy the emperor, then the harem will be purple and red, and thousands of flowers will bloom. So every queen is thinking about how to make the emperor satisfied in front of me alone, and not to provoke flowers.

Over time, there is a strange phenomenon in such a woman.

Their men will be squeezed dry.

Such a woman is called the Spring Water Jade Pot.

They will always be so charming and charming. And when they are having sex, they always can't help but inhale the man's essence, which is not enough to squeeze the man dry, but it makes the man can't help but see that they are always sexual.

The spring water jade pot is listed as one of the twelve famous utensils since ancient times.

Such women are often the masters of the harem.

According to legend, Yang Guifei has such a famous weapon.

It's a pity that Shen Yi doesn't know these things, otherwise he would definitely know that He Lan is a treasure, but it is also a disaster. With He Lan by his side, if Shen Yiru can cultivate into an immortal, it will be considered a miracle. And these but on the surface, no one can find out that He Lan is a woman with a spring water jade pot.

So even Shangguan Ruyun thought that Shen Yi must be indulgent, such as asking for four or five times a night or something, so Shangguan Ruyun repeatedly reminded Shen Yi to be abstinent. Poor Shen Yiyi did it once a night, and he had to be abstinent. Then it's better to become a monk.

It's a pity that Shen Yi didn't know all this, he could only smile and say to He Lan: "Wife, don't worry, I will definitely be able to hand over the public grain." ”

He Lanyan smiled and said, "Husband, let's do it again, I want it again." ”

"I'll go. Shen Yi was speechless.

He Lan turned over and sat on Shen Yi again, and said with his hand: "Hehe, husband, are you okay again." ”

Pity Wu Xiancao was going to leave the next day, when Shen Yi went to see her off, her back hurt terribly, Wu Xiancao looked at Shen Yi, who was pale, and He Lan, who was ruddy and charming next to her, couldn't help but feel a little sad, before getting on the plane, she said to He Lan: "Do less sex in the future, and be more modest." ”

As soon as He Lan's face turned red, Wu Xiancao said to Shen Yi, "Take more supplements." ”

Shen Yi was embarrassed and asked, "Sister Xiancao, aren't you going back to Shenjiatun?"

Wu Xiancao said: "Well, I will go to Changchun, and I have to go to Chengdu, and then I can go back, and I will send you the book after I go back, remember to take more supplements, I will go." ”

As soon as Shen waved his hand, Wu Xiancao pushed his luggage and walked into the entrance of the station.

Walking out of the airport with He Lan, He Lan raised his eyebrows and glared at Shen Yi.

Shen Yi smiled and said, "Wife, you have to believe me, I didn't say anything." ”

He Lan just wanted to scold Shen Yi for saying anything, but Shen Yi's mobile phone rang.

And Wu Xiancao, who had already boarded the plane, looked at the scene outside the porthole, and asked himself in his heart: "Wu Xiancao, do you regret it?"

"No regrets?"

"Deceptive. ”

"Well, it's a lie. I want to be Xiao Shenyi's woman, I thought about it for twenty-four years, and finally got to where I am today, but it was ruined by that damn fairness. Regret, regret from the bottom of your heart. ”