Chapter 346: Praying Mantis Catches Cicada
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When Li Yifeng woke up, it was already early in the morning outside the inn.
He found himself lying on the ground, the dantian furnace firmly locked in by an unknown strange energy, unable to move.
The kid surnamed Hua squatted aside, stretched out his hand with a smile and said, "Antidote, you know." β
Li Yifeng snorted coldly in his nose with disdain, and turned his head to ignore Hua An.
Hua An sighed, tore two small strips of cloth from Li Yifeng's shirt, kneaded them into a ball, and tightly plugged his nostrils, then stood up and pinched his nose and quickly retreated.
Li Yifeng was stunned, and before he could understand what was happening, he saw a huge toad butt falling from the sky, pressing heavily on his face like a small mountain.
"Poof-" After a long sound, Li Yifeng let out a hysterical roar.
The toad slowly raised his fat buttocks, re-revealing Li Yifeng's already deformed face, rolling his eyes and nosebleeds, and insisting: "You can kill a soldier, but you can't be humiliated!"
So everyone in the lobby pinched their noses again if they had a tacit understanding, and they heard Li Yifeng's crazy roar in their ears again.
When the toad was still unsatisfied with the intention of imitating Liu Bei to use his proud ass to play a whole three-way thatched house on Li Yifeng's self-ashamed little face, the poor poor playboy finally realized that there was really something more tragic than death in the world, and hurriedly shouted: "I'll hand over the antidote, let this stinky toad get out of here!"
After handing over the antidote to save the injured people, Li Yifeng breathed a sigh of relief, his face swelled like a pig's liver, and he completely lost the hypocrisy of the noble son in the past, and looked at Hua An with hatred and hatred: "My father is Li Daimo, the sect master of the Huangting Sect, unless you kill me now, you will die within three days without a place to be buried!"
In Li Yifeng's mind, the consequence of this sentence was either to anger Hua An or to frighten him, either of which was the result he wanted.
However, he underestimated Hua An's strong psychological quality and keen business sense, and when he heard that Li Yifeng reported that his family was actually the son of the sect master of the Huang Ting Sect, he couldn't help but say excitedly: "Great, Lao Tzu's ransom can be turned over again nowβno, it's three times." No matter what, our Brother Li is also a valuable person. β
Thinking that there was a mountain of gold lying in front of him, Hua An's attitude towards Li Yifeng immediately improved a lot, and he asked warmly and cordially: "May I ask your mother's surname?"
Li Yifeng was confused, and snorted coldly: "My mother, Ashina Suluo, is the sister of Jieli Khan. β
Hua An couldn't help but awe: "It turns out that Brother Li is a relative of the emperor, and he is disrespectful. β
Li Yifeng's heart regained a little self-esteem, but Hua An's next sentence made him completely collapse.
"Brother Li, can our ransom be turned over two more times? The son of the Turkic princess, that's a national treasure. Hua An sighed and said: "No wonder Brother Li was born heroic and brave, it is really a dragon giving birth to a dragon and a phoenix, and the son of a mouse will make a hole." β
The audience next to them all looked at each other, and no one dared to assert the correctness of the first half of the last proverb, but the last half of the proverb must not be wrong.
Li Yifeng's nose was crooked by the toad just now, and this time he was so angry that he corrected it all at once, and said angrily: "If you dream, my father and mother will not give you a son!"
Chai Shao's chief guard, Chai Fu, shouted: "Master Hua, this little wolf cub killed many of our brothers, why bother talking to him in vain and let me kill him with one sword!"
Hua An shook his head disapprerovingly and said, "Brother, don't want to get rich in your life like this." How many people have you died?"
Chai Fu replied: "Nine, and three brothers are lucky not to die, but they will be abolished in the future." β
"They all have wives and children, dad and mom, right? It's me, the dead should be buried in the grave in peace, right? The living should save their lives, heal and restore their health, right?"
Every time Hua An asked, Chai Fu nodded with sadness and indignation.
"Then may I ask the brothers for alimony, child support, medical expenses, funeral expenses, pensions...... And the money to buy ginseng, buy supplements, buy a house, buy a field, buy a maid, and buy a maid, are you out?"
Chai Fu was dripping in a cold sweat when he heard this, and said with a red face: "I, where did I get so much money?"
"Is that what you want Xiao Chai to pay for?" Hua An said sternly: "As the personal guard of the master of the horse, you don't know how to share the worries of your master, but you want him to go bankrupt and return to the ...... overnight In the womb. What kind of heart do you have?"
"I, I'......" Chai Fu's head was bruised, and he stammered and couldn't speak.
Chai Shao coughed and said, "Brother Hua, if you don't finish dealing with the matter here early, let's hurry up and get on the road." β
He knew Hua An's intentions very well, Li Yifeng's identity was there, and it would definitely be more useful to be alive than dead.
If Li Yifeng was chopped up with a knife according to Chai Fu's idea, Hua'an might have nothing to do, but Li Daimo, the sect leader of the Huang Ting Sect, chased him to the edge of the sky and wanted to kill the Tang Dynasty delegation and avenge his son.
Now that Hua'an has pinched Li Yifeng in the palm of his hand, not to mention that the Huangting Demon Sect does not dare to act rashly, even the Jieli Khan, who is the uncle of this guy, will also weigh and weigh before acting, and the negotiations between the Tang Dynasty and the Turks will be greatly beneficial.
Of course, the most important thing is that Hua'an can make a windfall, and the reimbursement of accommodation expenses for this Mobei sightseeing trip can be regarded as settled.
Li Yifeng suddenly remembered something, looked at Hua An and shouted: "I know the truth, you are not surnamed Hua, you are Diao Xiaosi!"
The strange thing is that when he finally figured out Hua An's true identity, his mood was actually relaxed, and the humiliation and anger that had accumulated a lot of humiliation and anger also subsided a lot.
Anyway, Diao Xiaosi slaughtered Wang Xuanshu and killed Wang Xuanying, making the Secret Moon Demon Sect Sect Leader Nanako Matsushima feel itchy and helpless, and it was not too embarrassing to lose in the hands of such a person.
And it is said that when this kid was in Kim Yong City, he once set up a large array to invite the Jinding Divine Monk to fight, forcing him to lead the catastrophe, and his soul flew away and died after the last day.
The prestige of the Jinding Monk is also well-known in Mobei, and he definitely belongs to the anti-heaven level.
Diao Xiaosi dared to fight with this old monk and won him, so it can be inferred that he can fight with Diao Xiaosi in the unfavorable situation of being attacked by sneak attacks.
In an instant, Li Yifeng figured out a lot of things in his head, and his mood suddenly brightened, and he said: "The ransom is a small matter, no matter how much I want, I can give it to you at home, but there is one conditionββ"
Diao Xiaosi didn't expect Li Yifeng's attitude to become cooperative after knowing his true identity, and he couldn't help but say: "What conditions, as long as you are willing to give money, everything is easy to discuss." β
Li Yifeng said: "I want to fight again, and then defeat you openly!"
Diao Xiaosi breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, it was rare to meet a good person--what kind of condition is this? As long as there is money to be made, let alone losing one, it is no problem to win ten or twenty games, and he should earn the prize money for the competition.
Afraid that Li Yifeng would change his mind, he hurriedly stretched out his hand and clapped his hands and said, "The gentleman is hard to chase after him, get it!"
Chai Shao and the others were in a cold sweat, fully aware of the diversity of species in this world.
One dies to save face and suffer crimes, and the other dies to be invincible in the world, it's really a big forest and there are all kinds of birds.
It's just that the world is so big, these two superb guys also collided together, and the golden wind and jade dew are even better when they meet, but there are countless people in the world, they are really a passionate pair......
I never thought that they still underestimated the power of the best, Li Yifeng saw that Diao Xiaosi agreed to his conditions, and Long Yan said with great joy: "I can also help the Datang Mission reach an agreement with my uncle through my mother." But there is one condition......"
Diao Xiaosi was excited about this matter, and replied casually: "Well, let's hear it, what are the conditions?"
Li Yifeng said: "I want to make friends with you for eight worships, not to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day and month of the same year!"
Diao Xiaosi was so shocked that he sat down on the ground, and glared back at the toad angrily - it must be that this bastard just sat down on the poor boy's head, or that the fart was too heavy and burned his head, is this a trouble?
The five golden flowers of Huang Ting, who were sitting in a row next to Li Yifeng, were also dumbfounded. They know the playboy too well, and it is clear that he is a rich second-generation money-burner, and he is still above everything.
Of course, he had the capital to do that. Among the younger generation of Mobei Demon Gate, Li Yifeng's record is the same as the name of the two guns he has behind his back - undefeated.
They never thought that one day, there would be a scoundrel younger than Li Yifeng, who would beat him to the ground and lose his reputation in three moves.
Therefore, Li Yifeng knew that the other party was Diao Xiaosi, and the various brain-dead behaviors he showed were reasonable.
First of all, we must do everything we can to get back the lost face. Then, whether it is through a duel or not to regain face, you must bow down to Diao Xiaosi and become a good brother and friend for life.
First, even if he loses to Diao Xiaosi again, Li Yifeng will not feel too embarrassed - if the good brother wins, what is the difference between winning and winning?
Second, Li Yifeng has always believed in an unbreakable wise saying taught by his father: If you can't defeat the enemy, be brothers with the enemy, so that one day you will climb to the top of the world's invincible loneliness like snow.
At this time, the door of the inn was slammed open, and the tulip cloak was covered in blood, and the lame night owl stumbled in.
As soon as Chai Shao saw her appearance, he knew that something was wrong, and his heart tightened: "Boss, how could you be injured like this?"
Tulip aroma panted: "Quick, quick...... We had just come out of the secret passage not far before we were intercepted. Your wife and that bad old man, they all took you away!"
Everyone's complexion changed greatly, but Diao Xiaosi Zhizhu said: "Don't panic, my second brother is here, keep them in a sedan chair to send people back, not a single hair is missing." β
Tulip glanced at Li Yifeng, who nodded frequently in disapproval, with a look of surprise on her face, and said with a wry smile: "But it wasn't the people from the Yellow Court Demon Sect who robbed them. β
Everyone was stunned, and before they had time to ask in detail, they heard someone burst into a rage and said: "Bastard, this son's business also dares to rob him! Brother, let's go and chop him together!"