Wu Ge also deliberately showed weakness in front of Bobo, and generally only scolded Bobo for his provocations. After a long time, Bobo felt that Wu Ge probably understood that he was not his opponent, so he chose to give up, so he became bolder, getting closer and closer to Wu Ge, and from time to time revealed his attempts to snatch the bag. Wu Ge only showed the strategy of "Qianzhi Donkey" for such a move: roared twice, at most "Hoof". ”

Bobo finally couldn't hold it anymore. On this day, it reached out and grabbed at the bag. Wu Ge flashed, the bag was cut open, and several pieces of candy fell out.

"Fuck off. ”

Wu Ge roared. Then he quickly picked up the candy and put it back in the bag, looking like he was concentrating on protecting his food and had no time to take care of it.

"Boom. ”

Bobo scratched his head, then his buttocks, and then his armpits...... But no matter how much you scratch it, you can't scratch it, because it's its heart that itches now.

Wu Ge held the bag in his arms, took out two of them, tore open the package, and stuffed them into his mouth.

Bobo was furious - it was too much to eat two at once!

It rushed at Wu Ge like lightning, leaping to its feet and grabbing at the bag. Wu Ge blocked it with his elbow, but Bobo's claws still hooked the bag. The bag was hooked out of Wu Ge's arms, Wu Ge reached out to grab it, the bag was torn in the air, and the candy was scattered with a "bang......

Bobo froze—it was a familiar scene. When the immortals use magic weapons to deal with it and make it fight on two or even multiple fronts, they often let it fall into this situation of taking care of one or the other. Instinctively, it sensed danger and immediately backed away. But Wu Ge's behavior made it feel a little funny, because Wu Ge was scrambling to pick up candy on the ground in addition to yelling at it.

"Boom...... Woo. ”

Bobo bares his fangs and threatens Wu Ge. For animals, the preferred strategy is of course to beat away or scare away opponents, so as to achieve the purpose of exclusivity. But Bobo soon discovers that its threat doesn't work against Wu Ge. Seeing that there is less and less candy on the ground, it will not want to eat candy if it doesn't do it......

You can't have it all to yourself, you have to share it. Bobo rushes over, howling menacingly as he grabs candy from the ground. It had no pockets to hold, so it picked one up and stuffed it into its mouth, and soon its mouth was bulging -- people are stupid animals, why should they be covered in a plastic skin when they are good? Not to mention that it is inconvenient to eat, and it makes its mouth very uncomfortable......

With a "snap", Wu Ge grabbed the back of its neck and pressed it to the ground, and before it could resist, his knees pressed against its lower back.

"Uh......h Cuckoo. ”

Bobo picks his hands and feet while desperately spitting out his hard-earned candy.

"Dead monkey, it's up to you how you run this time. ”

Wu Ge flexed his index finger and slammed it on Bobo's head a few times. Of course, he knew very well in his heart that it was really not good to catch Bobo in this way. However, Bobo's harassment did make him very angry, and he was unwilling not to teach Bobo a lesson.

"Huh, tw, twr, twr, ......twr,

Bobo's screams were like Wu Ge slashing it with a knife.

"Don't scream so badly. Wu Ge knocked it a few more times, "Be honest, don't go against me in the future, I'll let you go." ”

"No!"

Bobo replied crisply. It tried to grab Wu Go's hand with its arm turned back, but the position was a little more difficult for it.

"Hmph, if you don't agree, I won't let you go. I'll keep you for the rest of your life. Wu Ge threatened.

"No!"

Wu Ge couldn't laugh or cry a little. This dead monkey is quite tough, why don't you even understand "heroes don't eat immediate losses"?

"If you say yes, I'll give you all the sugar. He had to do something else.

“...... me, all?" Bobo asked.

"Yes. These were meant to be bought for you. ”

“...... What is the danger of eating that mud?"

Bobo's language was vague, but this time it almost perfectly conveyed the mixture of doubt and dissatisfaction.

“......”

"Bang. Wu Ge smacked Bobo again. But according to the original intention, he was going to hit it with a wrench.

"I can't eat what I bought?" he shouted, "You can be fooled if I don't eat it?"

Bobo didn't know what "brain capacity" was, but it knew Wu Ge was laughing at it.

"The mud is the Lord," it grunted, "and the mud is a monkey's side." ”

This sentence is a classic line after Bobo was caught by the gods. The gods either don't understand it, or simply think that Bobo is venting his anger by insulting humans, and just knock it twice. But Wu Ge understood what it meant.

"Less fart. There is no ancestor like you!"

Wu Ge let go and let go of Bobo.

To put aside the past, Bobo slipped into the forest early, and then scolded people and monkeys. But this time it was still thinking about sugar, so it didn't go far.

"People talk counts, do you count?" Wu Ge asked, crossing his waist.

Bobo scratched his head and glanced at the candy on the ground.

"I respond every time. ”

It had a smug look, but Wu Ge's next words made it look depressed.

"If you don't agree, you won't have any sugar. ”

Bobo was silent, but his eyes staring at the sugar showed a deep yearning.

"Don't you just want to fight with me?" Wu Ge was kind and seductive, "But don't you always take advantage of my cultivation to make trouble, understand? If you want to fight, I will naturally go to the pear grove to find you after a while." ”

Bobo breathed a sigh of relief - such an arrangement was not contrary to its principles.

"How long will it take?" it asked.

"Three days. Three days later I will go to the pear grove to look for you. Wu Ge said with a dark face. Of course, he knew that he wouldn't make much progress in three days, but he couldn't show his timidity in front of a monkey.

"Good. Bobo agreed, and leaned over to the candy.

"And. Wu Ge said.

"Huh?" Bobo was a little dissatisfied.

"If you lose, don't mess with me again. And ......" Wu Ge smiled maliciously, and then said, "You will call me brother in the future." ”

Wu Ge is not as keen as Lu Xiaoxiao to be big in front of others - not to mention that the other party is just a monkey. However, he felt that he would have to cultivate in the immortal realm for a long time in the future, and he would be very scratching his head if he didn't settle the problem of Bobo. Let Bobo recognize himself as a brother, and it will not be able to harass itself again if it is not convinced in the future, then the problem will be solved.

Bobo thought for a moment, looking dissatisfied.

"I'm bigger than mud. It said.

"It's okay if I call you brother," Wu Ge expected Bobo to say this, "but my brother has to take care of my brother, and you can buy me candy in the future." ”

Bobo scratched his head, keenly aware that the stakes were high and that he had to think about it seriously.

"Take me to Brother Mud, mud to buy soup?" it finally asked.

"Yes. But don't eat every day, and don't eat too much. ”

"It's really hard to lose with mud?"

"Whatever you want. ”

Wu Ge said very simply. It's not that he's arrogant, but he knows very well that Bobo doesn't have any offensive means, and Bobo doesn't run but attacks, and he can't ask for it. The situation now is that he may not be able to win, but he is invincible. So he dared to make such a bet with Bobo.

"Is it okay to buy soup with waist mud?" Bobo was still most concerned about the issue of sugar, but he didn't expect Wu Ge to actually set a trap for it.

"Of course. ”

Bobo thought for a long time. There are too many aspects involved in this question, and it does feel that its "brain capacity" is a little insufficient. In the end, though, it felt like it wasn't going to hurt itself - it had sugar on the left and right anyway.

"Good. Na cover ......" Bobo pointed to the sugar on the ground.

"It's all for you. ”

Bobo stared at Wu Ge vigilantly, slowly leaning over, picking up the candy and stuffing it into his mouth.

Wu Ge sighed and crouched down to pick up the candy in the broken bag.

"Tsk, mud doesn't speak sourly. Bobo jumped up and accused.

"I picked it up for you. Wu Ge said angrily.

"He also claims to be the ancestor of a man, and he can't even use a tool!"