Chapter 447: Don't Mess With Me (Part II)
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The dim light was projected in the cave, and Diao Xiaosi was lying on the couch holding a stone pillar more than five feet long, and opened his eyes in a daze.
The scenery in the cave came into view dimly in the darkness, and there was a vague sense of familiarity.
Slowly, he remembered that he seemed, had lived in this cave for many daysβbut how did he come back to this place of hell?
Diao Xiaosi propped up the stone couch with his hand and wanted to sit up, but rolled to the ground with a "poof", only to find that he was still hugging the stone pillar with his ears and temples.
Thinking of the beautiful dreams in his sleep, and then looking at the pitted and mottled stone pillars, Diao Xiaosi suddenly burst goosebumps all over his body, and let out a bitter moan from the depths of his throat. Princess Jincheng, your little girl's skin is too vicious, this is to put Lao Tzu to death.
He lay on the ground and looked around, and was surprised to find that everywhere was empty, there was no bonfire on the ground, no hot soup, and there were no gentle and affectionate beauties around him, and Princess Jincheng was not in the cave at allβcould it be that she threw herself into the cave and ran away on her own?
Diao Xiaosi hurriedly pulled out the Youquan short knife and cut off the beast tendons tied to his body, he stood up and noticed that the wounds on his body were basically healed, except for a little softness under his feet, a little dizziness in his head, some stuffiness in his chest, and some swelling in his bone meridians, there was no great discomfort.
The Star Devouring Sky Devouring Rhubarb Court's divine skill was bubbling endlessly, as if it had been slightly stronger than before the coma. However, as soon as he thought that this was his life in exchange, Diao Xiaosi gritted his teeth and swore that he must remember the lesson in the future, and would rather be a turtle with a shrunken head than trade at a loss.
He staggered out of the cave, greeted by a salty sea breeze that carried a strong dreary dead air.
Sure enough, I was on a deserted island, and I couldn't see anything else except this small rocky mountain with no grass at my feet.
Diao Xiaosi looked around, surrounded by the boundless gray-black sea, and the inky tide was like a lead stone crashing against the reef on the shore, splashing a puff of waves and black mist.
Princess Jincheng is nowhere to be found. Diao Xiaosi's heart was very sad and lost, and in vain she also blocked Wang Shiwei's blow to fight back for her, but the little lady was not at ease at all, and she refused to even stay and give care, and directly threw herself on the desert island as a waste product.
Sometimes Diao Xiaosi himself feels strange, there are so many beauties in the world, well-behaved and infatuated like Wan'er, delicate and cute like perilla, how can he just miss the ironclad princess and little lady, and he has endured all the hardships in order to chase her but does not change? Even if he puts a long line to catch a big fish, how can he calculate it, the rate of return he pursues is infinitely close to zero.
Just as Diao Xiaosi was thinking wildly, the sea level in the distance suddenly surged, and the black waves spread out to both sides like frightened deer, and a graceful figure slowly emerged from the sea.
Her long black and shiny hair was wet and clinging to her back, and her white clothes were exquisitely clear and curved, setting off her strong breasts, slender waist and slender jade legs particularly attractive.
Diao Xiaosi was surprised, and noticed that Princess Jincheng was holding a four-foot-long black burning stick in her hand, and she couldn't help but jump in her heart.
As soon as his gaze touched the burning stick, a cold pain immediately appeared in his mind, like someone stabbed him with an ice pick.
Diao Xiaosi hurriedly calmed down, and the strange pain in his mind gradually faded away.
He rushed down the mountain like a gust of wind, all the way to the beach, met Princess Jincheng and said, "It turns out that you didn't leave, but Lao Tzu thought too much." β
"You were sleeping, so I went to the sea to practice for a while. Princess Kaneshiro walked onto the beach and said, "The kraken near the stone island has disappeared, so I have to try my luck farther away." β
Diao Xiaosi pointed to the burning stick in her hand and said curiously: "What is this, it looks weird?"
Princess Jincheng replied, "This is the heart of the Sanpeng Wudao Tree. Once it is eroded into the body by the dead qi it contains, even the supreme masters of the Mahayana realm will lose their strength and their vitality will decline. I have been secretly tracking Wang Shiwei for many days, in order to try to obtain the Three Peng Five Dao Tree Heart. β
Diao Xiaosi looked at the sultry spring ******** in front of him, and impulsively leaned in front of Princess Jincheng, and said, "I helped you so much, you should be rewarded a little, right?"
Princess Jincheng's eyes flashed with cold light, and she suddenly raised her hand and swung it out.
Diao Xiaosi was caught off guard, and hurriedly performed the Thirty-six Heavenly Gang Body Technique to flip in the air, and a sharp cold wind swept under him, and he was shocked and angry: "Niang Xipi, do you want to cripple Lao Tzu in the second half of his life?"
It turns out that the words of the dead old man are usually very reasonable, and the woman does not go to the house for three days. But what to do if you are the one who is beaten, the dead old man has never taught him.
Princess Jincheng said with a straight face: "I told you that you are not allowed to come within three feet of me at any time. If you still want to continue standing and talking, don't mess with me. β
But Princess Jincheng is not Wan'er, let alone Zisu, it is easy to act rashly, but it is difficult to retreat with her whole body, Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "When are you going to toss?"
Princess Jincheng turned her head to look at the magnificent black ocean from afar, her eyes gradually covered with a layer of mist, and said slowly: "Wait for you...... When you can answer those three questions. β
Diao Xiaosi blinked when he heard this, and said, "I brought you here before, and you slept on the stone couch in the cave at that time, not to mention how well-behaved you are...... I'm not angry when I pinch your nose, pinch your ears, and scratch your feet. β
Princess Jincheng was silent for a moment and said, "You don't look honest at all when you fall asleep. β
Diao Xiaosi thought of the haunting stone pillar, and said in a weak heart: "I didn't do anything out of the ordinary when I fell asleep, right?"
"It's not true, it's just a few bites of holding that stone pillar. β
Diao Xiaosi breathed a sigh of relief and said confidently: "Then I must be hungry." What else can you gnaw on in this place but stones?"
A smile appeared on Princess Jincheng's lips, and she took out a small jar of wine and two bulging oil-paper bags from her sleeve and threw them to him.
Diao Xiaosi was overjoyed and stretched out his hand to catch it, opened the oil paper bag and saw that it was his favorite pickled pepper phoenix feet and spicy beef.
"Now that you're awake, I'm going to get out of here. Princess Kaneshiro watched him gnaw on the chicken feet with relish.
Diao Xiaosi alerted: "Where are you going to run again?"
"Mount Emei, Temple of Mercy and Grace. On that day, I witnessed the old monk Jinding suddenly kill Master Yuding with a cold arrow on the bank of Slender West Lake, causing his spirit to dissipate and end up with hatred. However, soon after, there was news that Master Yuding had returned to the Temple of Mercy and Grace to retreat and cultivate, and there must be something strange in it. β
Diao Xiaosi volunteered: "I'll go with you, and I will pay homage to the old man Jin by the way...... Godmother's former home. β
Princess Jincheng said: "Your injuries have not healed, there will be a fierce battle in Emei, you don't have to accompany me to the adventure." β
Diao Xiaosi patted his chest nonchalantly and said: "It's okay, Lao Tzu recuperates his injuries with battle, and the more he fights, the stronger he becomes." β
Princess Jincheng stared at Diao Xiaosi and said softly: "You and I will disperse one day, why ......"
"Even if I can't eat you for the rest of my life," Diao Xiaosi categorically interrupted Princess Jincheng's words and said, "When I'm hungry, I'll find you to fight Autumn Breeze, right?"
Princess Jincheng nodded, and walked in the direction of the cave without saying a word.
Diao Xiaosi followed behind her and said, "Hey, you haven't said yet, when will we leave?"
Princess Jincheng didn't look back, and replied: "Wait for you to heal your injuries first, I can't drag a burden to Emei." β
"Cumbersome? With the monks of the Temple of Mercy and Grace, the little fourth master can squash them with one finger!"
Princess Jincheng ignored him, walked to the cave and stopped walking: "Sanzhangba, remember!"
Diao Xiaosi glanced at the size of the cave and sat on the big stone at the entrance of the cave, and said listlessly: "Understood, rest assured, Lao Tzu was born to be a doorkeeper." No problem-Lao Tzu said, far fragrance and near smell, distance produces beauty. β
Princess Jincheng smiled and said: "Why put gold on your face, you are destined to be a little scoundrel who has been stinking for thousands of years." Even if I am 108,000 miles away, I can smell it with my eyes closed. β
She walked into the cave and took off her shoes and socks, revealing a pair of jade feet carved in pink and jade, sat cross-legged on the rock, cleared her mind slightly, and slowly closed her bright eyes and began to meditate and practice.
Suddenly, she opened her eyes suddenly, only to see Diao Xiaosi hunched over and tiptoeing into the cave secretly, squatting on the ground staring at her naked lotus feet in a daze.
Seeing that Princess Jincheng opened her eyes without warning, he was startled, hurriedly stepped back and pretended to look left and right in the cave: "Just now, a big mouse ran into the hole and got under the stone couch, strange, where did it go?"
Princess Jincheng pursed her lips and said, "How far is the distance between you and me now?"
Diao Xiaosi quietly moved back, delaying time and said, "Visually, estimated, it may be seven or eight feet...... Five, six, three or four? But you don't blame me, just now...... Hey, in case that rat disturbs your cultivation...... I really didn't mean anything else...... Help, okay with my dog being nosy with a mouse? I'm a first-time offender, a first-time offender - and I don't want your first night......"
"Whew-" In the scream, Diao Xiaosi was thrown out of the cave by a magpie bridge fairy neon five-flower tie, like an arrow from the string ****, I saw the stone wall coming closer and closer, and then I heard the sound of "bang" and rushed straight in, leaving only two feet still hanging outside the stone, and Diao Xiaosi cursed from the crack in the stone: "Little Niangpi, let's ride a donkey and read the record book and see." Don't look at you now, I will teach you one day to know what tenderness is!"
Perhaps it was the intimidation that worked, Princess Jincheng took the Queqiao Xianni and pulled Diao Xiaosi out of the crack in the stone again.
Diao Xiaosi glared at the princess and said, "What do you see, is it fun to make Lao Tzu disgraced?"
Princess Jincheng said indifferently: "It's okay, I'll help you take a bath again." β
Diao Xiaosi jumped up from the ground, and replied without thinking about it: "Let's go together, Lao Tzu will help you ......"
Before he could finish speaking, he realized that something was wrong, turned around and fled down the mountain.
"Bang!" This time, Queqiao Xianni caught up with Diao Xiaosi and took him to fly higher, faster and farther, smashing into the turbulent Black Sea like Mars hitting the earth.