Chapter 80: Three Slaps

Lu Zhengdao: "Is the Lianhua Venerable you are talking about the contemporary world Venerable of Buddhism? With his supernatural cultivation, how could he be slapped by the Puguang fat man?"

Huang Weiyang sighed and said, "Puguang Fat Man, What, do you know that fat monk?" Lu Zhengdao: "I grew up in the City God Temple near Qinglong Temple, and I have suffered a lot from Puguang Fat Man. ”

Huang Weiyang said: "There is such a clever thing in the world, Ha Luha." It turns out that this fat man's name is Puguang. Don't talk about you, at that time, I saw that the fat man slapped Lianhuazun in the face impartially, and I was also puzzled by the boss in my heart, so I went to ask the old man. But the old man said to me that Lianhuazun was very clever in dealing with things, and told me to look at it well. Let me tell you, the old man pretends to be mysterious at every critical moment, and I have no choice but to continue reading, hoping to see what the old man said.

The fat man slapped Lianhuazun, Lianhuazun just smiled slightly, but turned to the thirty-two phases and asked, 'Did you see him slap me?' The little monk of the thirty-two phases put his hands together and said, "Beat or not, it's not in my sight, but in the master's honor, do you feel beaten?" Lianhuazun said, 'Well said, well-said, this slap was not in vain', and then bowed to the fat man and said, "Thank you for this donor." ’

I could hear what they said about not fighting, and I was thinking it was funny, and Monk Puguang seemed to be interested in their strange pair of masters and apprentices, laughed a few times, and said, "Ha Luha, you monk's robe doesn't know which wild temple Lu Dao stole from, and you kidnapped a hairy boy who actually wanted to come to eat and drink. Let me teach you a good lesson, and don't show your feet the next time you cheat. Monks call ordinary people donors, but you actually call me donors? Do you know who I am?'

Lu Zheng, do you know that the robe on Lianhuazun's body is called the Buddha's blood robe. It is said that this robe is stained with a drop of blood from the golden body of the Buddha's enlightenment, it is said that wearing this robe can not be afraid of the three poisons, not subject to leakage, and eternal ignorance, this thing can be compared to the old man's broken hairpin, the broken dust made of the ox's tail hair is much more bullish, and the fat man has eyes that do not know, and said that it is stolen. A dignified Buddhist worldly honorable. But he was ridiculed and ridiculed by the Dharma disciples. It didn't make me laugh to death at the time. ”

Lu Zheng didn't echo Huang Weiyang's big smile at all, and asked: "I don't understand these words without fear of the three poisons, without being subject to leakage, and never being ignorant." ”

Huang Weiyang said: "Oh, these are just some sayings in Buddhism. The so-called three poisons refer to greed, hatred, and ignorance. The so-called leaks. It's the troubles of all desires. Because all kinds of merit are lost in the midst of troubles. So it's called a drain. The merits mentioned by Buddhism are similar to the meaning of the supernatural powers of the Tao of Knowledge. As for ignorance, I don't really like it. But the Buddha is also right when he says this, referring to the fundamental confusion of human beings.

Let's put it this way, let's say the word supernatural powers, you have now broken through the realm of knowing the body, the so-called knowing the body, that is, the original spirit is through the body, so you can know the body. But before you practice, do you have a primordial spirit, can you get through the whole body? Obviously, no, what is it for, the Buddha told you that it is because people are born with a kind of confusion, which is ignorance. The so-called ignorance is a black hole, and since it is a black hole, you can't figure out anything. Oh, that's pretty much what it means, anyway, I'm a person from the Taoist Gate, but I just talk about it directly from the supernatural powers, and there are other more meanings in these words in Buddhism, which is not what I care about. Do you understand?"

Lu Zheng said straightforwardly: "No." ”

Huang Weiyang rolled his eyes and said, "When I didn't say it, when you have the opportunity to become a monk, you will understand!"

Lu Zheng asked curiously: "By the way, you said before that the entire Xuanque Peak turned into a golden toad, and you used all the phases to drink it through, and the dust condensation pavilion said that you used the magic power of Buddhism, and you are the Weiyang Tian of the Daomen, how could you go to learn the magic power of Buddhism?"

Huang Weiyang laughed, as if he had heard something funniest, laughing so much that he fell backwards holding his stomach, kicked his legs hard into the air, and said after a while: "Lu Zheng, let me ask you which door in this world is called Dao Gate, which door is called Buddha Gate?"

Lu Zheng was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer. Huang Weiyang smiled and said: "Idiot, aren't you a human being when you enter the Buddha Gate and shave your head, aren't you Lu Zheng when you enter the Dao Gate and comb your hair in a bun?" As he spoke, a golden light suddenly flashed in his eyes, shooting out into the sky, and he asked: "I can see three thousand miles in the air now, is it the thousand miles of the Daomen, or the eyes of the Buddha?"

After saying these few words, Lu Zheng vaguely comprehended, and suddenly remembered that Venerable Yunye had demonstrated to himself the One Flower and One World Realm, and said: "I understand, the difference between people is not inherently different, but different in what they do, so there is a difference. From this point of view, there is no difference between a human being and a practitioner, but what they do is different, resulting in one having supernatural powers and the other not having supernatural powers. By extension, there is no difference between humans and demons, only what they do. ”

Huang Weiyang heard this, and said again: "You idiot, something is really wrong, with the cultivation of just knowing the body, you can say such things." I'm willing to bet that if you have the chance, you'll be able to enter the realm of heaven in the future. ”

Lu Zhengdao: "I don't care if I can't enter the realm of heaven or not." What he thought in his heart was that as long as he could cultivate his supernatural powers and avenge Tang Xiaojiu, the rest would be nothing.

Then he said: "I'm sorry to be interrupted by me, Puguang asked like this, how did Lian Huazun answer?" He remembered in his heart that Tang Xiaojiu and Mingkong were arguing about the donor and the owner.

Seeing that Lu Zheng looked indifferent, Huang Weiyang promised him that he could enter the realm of liberation, but he couldn't help but roll his eyes at Lu Zheng as if he was farting, and continued: "Lianhuazun, this monk is also interesting, he said to the fat man Puguang seriously, 'You slapped me just now, and the poor monk has already accepted it. Since I accepted your slap in the face, it can be regarded as a favor for me, so you are naturally a benefactor to me. Then he said to the thirty-two phases, 'As a monk, all charity should be received, and this benefactor will give him a slap in the face, and I will accept it.' The little monk of the thirty-two phases also nodded yes. Lu Zheng, let me ask you, what would you do if someone came to slap you?"

Lu Zheng was stunned for a moment and said, "No if, just now someone named Xiaoyu girl has slapped me many times." ”

Huang Weiyang grinned and said, "That means that you are the same as the monk Lianhuazun, and you don't say anything after you suffer a loss?"

How do you know that Lu Zheng shook his head and said: "I was beaten just now, but it was not that I didn't say anything, but I didn't say anything, since people were determined to bully me, it was useless for me to resist at that time, so why provoke her more?"

Huang Weiyang nodded and said, "Well, what you say is a good excuse to shrink down!"

Lu Zheng shook his head again and said: "It's still not right for you to say this, Lianhua Zun's supernatural cultivation is high, but he is willing to be slapped by a mortal, and he can hide but not hide, there must be a lot of meaning in it." But if I had the cultivation of Lianhuazun, I shouldn't have been slapped in the face. ”

Huang Weiyang said: "Then I understand, you are weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak." Change at any time, depending on your ability. ”

Lu Zheng shook his head for the third time and said, "It's right to change these four words at any time, and I think it's right to look at your own ability, but that's not all." At that time, I couldn't beat the small fish, but I still had to take care of the mountain god, so I didn't want to die easily. And I think Lianhuazun slapped the fat man Puguang, presumably for the thirty-two phases around him. As for what to do, I don't know what to do, but it depends on the situation at the time. But I think the most important thing is to understand why and why you are doing it. ”

Huang Weiyang was a little unhappy when he saw Lu Zheng shaking his head three times, but when he heard Lu Zheng's words, he thought for a while and said, "At that time, I also asked the old man, what would he do if someone wanted to slap him? Guess what the old man said?"

Lu Zheng was just about to speak, but Huang Weiyang had already said: "Forget it, it's better to ask you than to ask a piece of wood...... You're sure to ask me the answer directly, and I'll tell you in one go. Hey, there's no fun talking to you. He wanted to say that it was better to ask you than to ask for a piece of wood, but he was afraid that Lu Zheng would stretch over another branch, so he quickly changed his words halfway.

Lu Zheng smiled at him, noncommittal. Huang Weiyang continued: "The old man said at the time, 'Buddhism practice, in all the suffering, can be endured, in the concentration of emptiness and wisdom, so being slapped by others is equivalent to not being beaten. However, the practice of Taoism is different, seeing the heavens, not receiving it, and using the Tao to lead it. See the germination of all things and know their length, see the length of all things and know their decline, see the decline of all things and know their death, see all things know death and know their life. Therefore, there is the body of the Tao, which is in the midst of all things, and walks outside all things, so that there is transcendence, which is called leisure. Tell me, what would happen to you if someone from the Daomen was slapped in the face?'

I saw that the old man actually threw the question back, and I knew that he wanted to test me, but how could this kind of question stump me. I grew up with an old man since I was a child, and he knows me well, so how can I not know everything about him? Lu Zheng, guess what I said at the time?"

Lu Zheng listened to him go around in a big circle, and he was also very curious, and asked, "What did you say at that time?"

Chief Huang Weiyang let out a sigh of relief and said, "Finally wait for your kid to ask me!" Lu Zheng couldn't cry or laugh, it turned out that he had been holding this breath. I only heard Huang Weiyang say: "I said to the old man at the time, 'If you are slapped by someone, then don't worry about telling people that you are from the Daomen!'

When Lu Zheng heard this, he finally couldn't help laughing. (To be continued......)