"Boss, look at what you say. Chang Haishan slammed his chest. "Although I Chang Haishan is ugly, I am still a man. I swear by my ancestor Chang Yuchun, after you teach me, I will be a new man. ”

"Don't swear too much. Chang Yuchun is not sure if it is your ancestor...... I'm ugly to say that in the front, I taught you to be your master. If you do any more bad things, I'm going to clean up the portal, you know?"

"Uh...... How do you clean it up?"

Chang Haishan scratched his head and asked.

Wu Ge's face elongated.

"Of course, it's a clean-up and never a problem. ”

He replied menacingly.

"That ......"

Chang Haishan looked very hesitant.

"I rely on my own ability to raise a few more women, it's not a bad thing, right?"

Finally, he asked.

......

"As long as they don't sue you, it's not a bad thing. ”

Wu Ge said with a stiff face.

"That's fine...... Okay, I'll listen to you. ”

Chang Haishan said very simply.

Wu Ge's cell phone rang. It's Kakura.

"Hey, Wu Ge...... I heard you're coming for me?"

Shikazakura's voice sounded uneasy.

"Ah, yes...... I passed by on a business trip, and I left if I didn't find you. ”

Wu Ge didn't want to say everything he saw in the grove, he didn't want to embarrass Sakura.

"I'm sorry...... They told me very late. ”

Lu Sakura said with some slurry.

"It's fine. We'll see you later. ”

There was silence.

"Wu Ge......" After a while, Lu Ying said with difficulty. "We, I ......"

"Kakura, you're about to graduate. Let's get through these few months first. Wu Ge hurriedly said. "When things are done, we'll talk about it later. ”

"That. It's also good...... You're going to wait for me. ”

The phone hung up.

Wu Ge frowned and sighed. What the hell happened to Shikazakura......? Will you do something like stepping on two boats?

When it's done, I don't know if I'm still alive.

"Girlfriend?"

Seeing that Wu Ge was depressed, Chang Haishan pointed to his mobile phone and asked.

“...... Not sure at this time. ”

Wu Ge finally cleared his mind and gave a vague answer.

"Still a college student?"

Chang Haishan asked again.

“...... What's the matter with you, jealousy?"

Wu Ge was a little annoyed.

"What am I jealous of?" Chang Haishan's face was colorful. "Not all three of them are college students. ”

"Hey, you're pretty good?"

Wu Ge was a little surprised.

"Of course. I'm always ugly, but we know how to hurt women. What kind of woman ignores us at first. But once I got started, I never ran before. ”

"Then what did you just say that you look ugly and can't find a wife?"

"Huh...... I can't find an exaggeration, it's just a little bit more. ”

Chang Haishan scratched his head and smiled.

"Hmph, just blow it. ”

Wu Ge said.

"What do you mean by blowing? If you can't handle your woman, I, Chang Haishan, can teach you a few tricks......"

"Alright, don't worry about me...... You can do it yourself for me. I don't want to have a lot of apprentices and daughters-in-law in the future, and I can't tell the difference. ”

"Huh. That's okay, that's okay...... As long as you teach me to practice. Help me go to the next level, I'll listen to you for everything. ”

Chang Haishan said with a smile.

Chang Haishan's words aroused Wu Ge's sadness.

"Isn't it good to go up to the next level? The higher your level, the greater the responsibility. He looked up at the chandelier with his head on his chest, and said in a sad voice. "You are at a low level, and some dangerous things will not be your turn. People like me don't know when they're going to die. ”

"I know...... I heard you're going to fight the aliens again. ”

Chang Haishan said.

"Well, you know that, too?"

Wu Ge was a little surprised.

"A lot of people in the organization know about it...... I often have a low level of seamounts. I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up this time. ”

Chang Haishan said a little sullenly.

"What, you still want to have a chance to play?"

"Why don't you want to? I'm ugly. Usually people look down on it. I still want to be like my ancestors to go into battle to kill the enemy, make meritorious contributions, and make some contributions to the people and seek some welfare...... What is a small life, how can there be an immortal person in this world?"

Wu Ge glared at Chang Haishan...... He really didn't expect that under Chang Haishan's mediocre and ugly appearance, he actually had a strong patriotic heart.

"You can't make it...... But it's hard to tell. If we all die, you will be up in the end. ”

Wu Ge said.

"That's good. I've always fought with aliens when the time comes, and I've died like a human being. ”

Chang Haishan slapped the table and said passionately and generously.

"Don't be so loud...... It's a good thing it wasn't served, look at your spitting mouth!"

Wu Ge reproached.

"Uh? huh...... Yes, yes. Of course, it's best if you succeed and survive. ”

Chang Haishan wiped his mouth embarrassedly and smiled.

"It's difficult, it's more auspicious. Wu Ge said, "When the time comes, if I really die, you, as an apprentice, must take care of the master's family." ”

"You can rest assured. I've always valued friendship. Chang Haishan patted his chest and said. "If that's the case, I'll treat your parents as my parents...... No, when my grandparents come to wait. ”

"Well, good. ”

Wu Ge nodded and smiled.

"Uh......"

Chang Haishan pointed to Wu Ge's mobile phone and asked hesitantly:

"This ...... Do you want me to take care of it?"

......

"Get out of here!"

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After eating, Wu Ge taught Chang Haishan some basic cultivation methods. The level of these methods is not high, but the level of Chang Haishan is really low, and it is not possible to practice without starting from the basics. After that, Wu Ge refused Chang Haishan's retention, and flew back to the fairy world with the aura stone on his back after becoming invisible.

It wasn't until he sent the aura stone to Xiao Fengxian that Wu Ge breathed a sigh of relief. After that, he returned to Ge Hong Daxian's cave mansion, received a treatment, and went to meditate near the red maple forest for a while before he finally became idle.

What's next?

Why don't you try to cultivate a magic weapon?

He took the wrench out.

For a high-grade magic weapon, it can be changed to become bigger and smaller at will, which is the most basic function. If you can change at will, you can set up a magic circle inside the magic weapon and install the aura stone. However, when Wu Ge took the wrench in his hand, he thought that Master Li Jing seemed to have said that the spell of the magic weapon becoming bigger and smaller was different from the spell of cultivating the chaotic body.

That is to say, it cannot be repaired yet.

Wu Ge reluctantly put away the wrench and prepared to go to Master Li Jing...... The master will go out to cooperate with the organization in the research and development of spell machinery after a while, so it is best to take advantage of the fact that the master is not busy during this time and ask about the cultivation of magic weapons.

When passing by Qingpingnuma, Wu Ge, who had very good ears, heard a sigh.

It seems like...... Is it Benn?

Wu Ge followed the sound and looked for it.

"You don't practice well, what are you doing lying here?"

Wu Ge asked.

Benn glanced at Wu Ge, then closed his eyes again.

"I'm in love. ”

He said in a long tone and with a sad face.

"Uh......"

Wu Ge scratched his head...... It seems that this kid has not learned enough lessons.

"It's a good thing to be in love, but how do I think you look like a dead man?"

He asked.

Benn's eyes were still closed.

"You mediocrity who only knows how to pursue carnal pleasure in the midst of spending and drinking, will not understand true pure love. ”

He sighed.

Wu Ge%¥#¥@?

I only know the pursuit of carnal pleasure, I don't know true love?...... When Lao Tzu committed suicide for true love, you kid was still wearing open crotch pants!

Besides, who was pestering me to "have fun" the other day? Are you qualified to say that to me?

"Really, it seems that you really have a bit of a talent for being a love saint. ”

Wu Ge asked sarcastically.

"I love this title. ”

Benn said dreamily.

"Pull it down, you're really honest...... Who made you like that?"

Eighty percent is Cheng Yingxia. Wu Ge thought.

"It's the little phoenix fairy you are talking about. ”

Benn said with a smile on his lips.

"Little Phoenix Fairy?...... Burst. ”

Wu Ge couldn't hold back in the end, and burst out laughing. It seems that Xiao Fengxian still taught Ben En a lesson. has been in the fairy world for a long time, Wu Ge naturally knows that Xiao Fengxian likes to hook up with men, but he has never let anyone succeed. However, although Xiao Fengxian has this quirk, she is kind by nature and never lets any male fairy suffer from lovesickness for her...... But for Benn, I'm afraid it's not the same thing.

Teaching Ben En in this way is very much in line with Xiao Fengxian's personality. (To be continued......)