Chapter 128: Don't misunderstand
After this battle, Shen Yi really blinded everyone's titanium alloy dog eyes.
Although Shen Yi's coquettish combat power was because he had withstood Shangguan Ruyun's guidance, those people didn't know what to do.
And they are the well-known gossip party in the world's cultivation realm, the disseminators of the main news, it is difficult for Shen Yi not to make a splash.
Shangguan Ruyun turned his eyes to look at An Yanghui and Shen Yi, and said, "Go back." ”
Shen shook his head, turned to look at An Yanghui, who had experienced the seventy-two days of suffering and was very haggard, and said sincerely: "Grandma, before the seventy-second day, it's not that I don't want to save you, I'm just gambling a breath, I hope you can understand." ”
An Yanghui smiled lightly and said, "I've eaten more salt in my life than you've ever eaten, understand." ”
Shen Yi was a little embarrassed, and he didn't know how to tell An Yanghui about Anyang Jingxin.
An Yanghui looked at Shen Yi and asked, "Is there something difficult?"
Shen shook his head and said: "I don't know what Lu Dao said, but I still want to tell you that Jingxin blocked Zhang Wudao's soul palm for me and was unconscious for sixty-four days, but she had already taken Tianshan Snow Lotus and woke up, but she didn't seem to remember some things that happened to me, and now she is nowhere to be found." ”
An Yanghui sighed and said solemnly: "Descendants and children are free, Sun Fu, I have been watching the affairs of the two of you from the beginning. ”
"Okay. Shen Yi swallowed a handful of saliva, and then asked: "You broke through the Demon Baby and was interrupted, and now ......"
An Yanghui said: "The failure of the breakthrough should have gone mad, but Zhang Wudao caught me again, locked me in this pot and bottle cave, and listened to Zhang Daoji chanting some scriptures and Taoism every day, but the anger in his heart has dissipated a lot, so he has not dissipated anything from the above." ”
Hearing An Yanghui say this, Shen Yi couldn't help but be shocked, and couldn't help but think of the Mahayana three thousand in his hand, thinking that An Yanghui was Zhang Daoji's third thousandth merit, and he could think of the mark on his hand, and he knew that An Yanghui was definitely not.
couldn't figure it out, so Shen Yi simply didn't think about it.
Took Shangguan Ruyun and Anyang Hui down to Wuling Mountain, Wuling Mountain was raining heavily, cultivators were the most taboo celestial phenomena, Shangguan Ruyun did not dare to fly rashly, it was close to night at this time, and the three of them simply found a hotel to live in.
When I arrived at the hotel, I realized that I hadn't had time to eat for a day, and my stomach was already hungry.
After An Yanghui took a bath and freshened up, the three of them went to Wuling Town to find a restaurant to eat together.
......
Lin Qingyun's master and apprentice are two of the many gossip parties, and when the two of them saw that Zhang Wudao was dead, they knew that Lu Dao had no drama to watch, so they went down to Wuling Mountain in a huff.
But their luggage was left behind when they broke through the empty door, and when they came out, they didn't find it, and when they went down the mountain, they remembered that their wallets were in their luggage, and the two of them suddenly became poor bastards on the streets.
At this time, the two were squatting in front of a shampoo room, Lin Qingyun slapped the apprentice's scalp viciously, and said, "You turtle son, you can forget everything, why don't you forget your wallet." ”
Lin Qingchen was beaten by the master, and he didn't dare to fight back, and said with a sad face: "My Zhilu Dao wallet is in the luggage, and the wallet used to be on your old body, and you also said that you were going to take me to eat chicken this time, but now." ”
Lin Qingyun's old face turned red, Lin Qingchen was right, the wallet used to be on him, but this morning, when the two of them went to the toilet at the train station, when Lin Qingyun was looking for toilet paper, he threw his wallet into his luggage, and he was in a hurry to rush to Wuling Mountain after going to the toilet, so he forgot about it.
Even if it was Lin Qingyun's fault, he didn't change his face, patted his apprentice's scalp, pointed to the two scantily clad chicks in front of the door of the hair washing room opposite, and said: "Apprentice, how do you usually teach you as a teacher? Everyone in the world has suffering, as cultivators, how can we see mortals fall into greed and hatred? The task of saving the world is entrusted to you, go and wake up the stumbling woman opposite." ”
Lin Qingchen glanced at Lin Qingyun and said: "Master, last time in the Northeast, you always said that you went to awaken people's conscience, but you fooled people into bed, and afterwards they asked for three hundred, but at that time there were two hundred and five in your pocket, because of fifty yuan, we were surrounded by three Northeast men and beaten for half an hour, my legs were lame, and it took half a month to get better, could it be that you forgot?"
Lin Qingyun was furious, stood up and kicked the buttocks of the land, and scolded: "The little girl who lost her footing after the most stumbling didn't invite us to have a meal of Northeast Lapi." ”
Lin Qingchen said indignantly: "Yes, we were beaten up for half an hour, and we wanted to come out with the two hundred and fifty yuan you hid in the soles of your shoes, I hadn't eaten at that time, I was holding people's thighs and begging that I hadn't eaten, and people saw the sadness I said, so they invited the two of us to have a meal of Northeast Peel, you still eat a small portion of five yuan, and I eat a large portion of six yuan." ”
Lin Qingyun slapped his thigh and scolded: "Okay, I said that mine is less than yours, it turns out that your kid secretly eats more, so you are a turtle son." ”
Lin Qingchen hurriedly begged for mercy and said: "Okay, Master, your old line is good, let's hurry up and figure out how to go back, don't let us sleep on the streets, anyway, our Qingcheng Mountain is also a decent family." ”
Lin Qingyun's neck stiffened, and he looked at the two stumbling women in front of the shampoo room opposite, and coaxed: "Go, Master will take you to save the stumbling women." ”
I saw Lin Qingyun walking up coaxingly.
The two women thought they were visitor, so they quickly dropped the melon seeds in their hands and said, "Big brother, massage or health care, a full set of three hundred, six hundred for the night." ”
Lin Qingyun subconsciously said: "How much does it cost to push oil?"
As soon as the words came out, he realized that he was here to save the world, and hurriedly changed his words: "Donor, you have a bad omen on your head." ”
The two massage girls were stunned, but Lin Qingyun said: "Donor, I see that your Yin Tang is black and your breasts are sagging, you must be overindulged, and let the poor Dao and your secret room have a look, it will definitely save you from misery." ”
The two massage girls looked at Lin Qingyun who was foaming at the stars, and one of them spit out the melon seed skin in his mouth, spit out Lin Qingyun's face, and scolded: "You are sick." ”
They are selling their bodies, if they don't indulge in excessive desires, can they make money? This person is talking nonsense with his eyes open at first glance, and the fortune tellers and those who sell their bodies are all inferior to the ninth rate, one eats by the mouth above, and the other eats with the mouth below.
Lin Qingyun coughed lightly and said: "Poor Dao is a disciple of Qingcheng Mountain, and he will definitely be able to save you from suffering, you are now in distress, you don't know it, this greed and hatred are the three taboos in the world, you have all committed it, if you don't get out of the sea of suffering and go down to the underworld, you will have to endure the torture of the seventh layer of hell." ”
It's good that Lin Qingyun didn't say that, but when she said this, the two massage girls couldn't help it, one of them took the small bag in his hand and hit Lin Qingyun, and shouted at the four or five young ladies sitting in the shampoo room while beating: "Sisters, come out and fight hooligans." ”
With a hula, seven or eight young ladies rushed out, and surrounded Lin Qingyun is violent beating, and Lin Qingyun begged for mercy again and again in the chaotic fist of the young lady:
"Listen to the poor Tao and tell slowly, this greed and hatred is really a big taboo, and after death, you will go to the seventh hell. ”
The beating lasted for nearly ten minutes, and when Lin Qingyun had no strength to speak, the group of massage girls stopped, and the first two stepped forward and kicked Lin Qingyun and said, "Then where are you going?" ”
After saying that, it happened that the guests came at this time, and the two massage girls greeted them with smiling faces, leaving only Lin Qingyun who was lying on the ground and breathing.
Lin Qingchen, who had watched the play for a long time, walked over, swallowed a handful of saliva and said, "Master, you have nothing to do." ”
Lin Qingyun sat up, wiped the ash on his face, shook his hair and said, "What can I do, seven or eight women give me a free massage, what can you do? ”
"Master, you have a nosebleed. ”
"Ah, nosebleeds? It's hot, it's hot. ”
"It's going to be winter. ”
Lin Qingyun was furious, gave the apprentice a scalp, and scolded: "You turtle son, Lao Tzu said that if there is nothing to do, there will be no trouble, help Lao Tzu up." ”
Lin Qingchen: "......"
As soon as Lin Qingyun stood up, a voice came from next to him and asked, "Qingcheng Mountain, Lin Qingyun?"
This voice is Shen Yi, he had just eaten and was about to go back, but when he passed by here, he didn't expect to meet Lin Qingyun, he always thought that it was Lin Qingyun who sent him a secret word on the mountain, and he helped Zhang Daoji to soar, so now that he saw Lin Qingyun, he naturally had to step forward and ask.
Lin Qingyun turned his head and saw that it was Shen Yi, and he was overjoyed all of a sudden, but then he pretended to be calm and said, "Oh, it turned out to be Shen Daoyou, fortunately." ”
Shen Yi saw Lin Qingyun's nose and face swollen, and couldn't help asking, "Lin Daoyou, who are you?"
"Oh, little things, I just hit a tree. ”
Shen Yi asked, "But you are covered in injuries." ”
Lin Qingyun smiled and said: "It's a small thing, I didn't hit a tree, but the tree was too hard and bounced me back, but I didn't expect a car to pass by, and it looked like it was about to hit me. So I turned over a lotus to explore the calla lily, to a 3,600 degree turn, as a result, this driver actually got on with me, at first glance is a drunkard, step on the accelerator, three hundred and sixty yards, directly in the air I crashed out of the air, alas, how can mortals so ignorant of the preciousness of life these days. ”
"......" Shen Yi was dumbfounded by Lin Qingyun's words, and was so shocked that he couldn't help himself.
At this time, the young lady who had just gone to pick up the customer walked out, with an extra three hundred yuan in her hand, she was a second-shot man, and she earned two hundred yuan in less than two minutes, and the young lady walked up to Lin Qingyun happily, and said proudly: "Hey, stinky Taoist, you haven't left yet? Do you think we didn't beat you enough? If you want me to say, don't play these tricks, hurry up and change careers, even if you let your sister sleep with you for ten nights, let alone go on a date in a secret room." ”
For a moment, the silence was terrifying.
Lin Qingyun's face turned red from his neck to the root of his ears, and he hurriedly said to Shen Yi: "Don't misunderstand. ”
Shen Yi: "......"