Chapter 135: Zhongnan Bamboo Bar (II)

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There were only three people sitting in the room, in addition to Sun Simiao and the thief Lao Dao, there was also an old Taoist aunt with a good face, who must be the floating clouds and scattered people that Sun Zisu said.

The three people in the room had already heard Diao Xiaosi's unbearable singing, although they all sat upright and didn't move, and no one spoke, but they all secretly breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts.

If you want to select the most popular male guest of the Zhongnan Sword School, Diao Xiaosi will undoubtedly be unanimously elected at this moment.

Ye Fashan smiled and said: "Brother Diao, it's easy for you to do it if you don't have anything to do, but have you seen Shiso in Gukou? This girl has been guarding there for three whole days, lest you be caught by the old demon of the Desperate Domain as a snack and never come back." ”

Diao Xiaosi pretended to be surprised and said, "It turns out that the person who captured me is a Jedi old demon!"

The floating clouds were stunned and asked, "Why, Diao Xiaoyou doesn't know the old demon of the Peerless Domain?"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head like a drum and said, "This old guy took me to a remote place, asked me a lot of strange questions, and said that Lao Tzu looked like a person he knew before. ”

The floating clouds scattered and raised their eyebrows slightly, and looked at Diao Xiaosi: "But Zhang Lihua?"

Diao Xiaosi was surprised: "How do you know the Dao, could it be the legendary woman who can pinch and calculate...... Immortals?" finally he was clever and didn't bring the "witch" out of the way.

Ye Fashan introduced: "Brother Diao, she is the second senior sister of the poor road. ”

The Floating Cloud Scatterer bowed slightly, and asked again, "Why did the Peerless Old Demon let you go again?"

Diao Xiaosi replied: "As soon as I woke up, he disappeared, maybe I was afraid that our Zhongnan Sword Sect would catch a turtle in the demon killing urn, so I had to run away in a hurry." ”

Fuyun Zhenren shook his head and said, "No." "I thought that if the old demon of the Peerless Domain dared to sneak attack Zhong Shanzhuang and kidnap Diao Xiaosi in the Taiyi Holy Realm, how could he abscond in fear of crime silently, there must be something else in it.

At this time, I suddenly heard Zhong Shanzhuang say loudly outside the door: "Fourth junior brother, your grandson-in-law is fine, should you also detoxify my grandson?"

Diao Xiaosi was afraid that Sun Simiao would agree too quickly, so he hurriedly said: "I have an antidote on me, but it's ......."

The Floating Clouds asked, "But what?"

Diao Xiaosi glanced at Zhong Shanzhuang, and said slowly: "I also bought this antidote with real money, not to mention a greedy wolf magic arrow that is worth fifty or sixty thousand taels of silver, to say the least." Of course, you are all outsiders who regard money as dung, and you don't look down on this little money. But I am a child of a poor family, my life is hard, I have eaten the last meal since I was a child, I have not eaten the next meal, I drink the west wind and the north wind after drinking, and I have to cover two copper coins in my hand for three days before I am willing to spend it, which is not as rich as others!"

Zhong Shanzhuang understood as soon as he heard it, and dared to love this kid to knock on his own bamboo pole, so he couldn't help but be furious and said: "Nonsense, a mere Tang Sect poison arrow can only kill eight thousand children, where did you get fifty or sixty thousand taels of silver?"

Diao Xiaosi immediately said: "Okay, 10,000 is 10,000, and the antidote is counted separately!"

The floating clouds scattered and the people couldn't cry or laugh, could it be that this Diao Xiaosi regarded Zhongnanshan as the entrance of the vegetable market? Obviously, he shot Zhong Guancun seriously with one arrow, and he actually had to bargain with Zhong Shanzhuang and buy the poisoned arrow with 10,000 taels of silver. Such a mercenary and bold young man has lived most of his life in vain, traveling all over the world, eight wildernesses and Kyushu, and it is really the first time he has encountered it.

She looked at Sun Simiao helplessly, hoping that he could come forward to solve the siege. Who knew that he twisted his silver hair lightly and said leisurely: "Last time, there was a rich businessman in Luoyang, who begged the old man to cure his terminally ill son. I took three doses of medicine and charged him 3,000 gold, which is extremely cheap now. ”

It is necessary to know that Diao Xiaosi's move is actually the temper of Sun Simiao, thinking that his "Sun Qianjin" is in vain, not to mention that Zhong Shanzhuang, Zhong Guancun's grandson and others bullied their granddaughters and "grandsons-in-law" have long been angry.

At the moment, seeing that Diao Xiaosiqing was better than the blue, he couldn't help but feel relieved, and secretly thought that if Zisu really married this person, he would never suffer from poverty in the future, how could he not support his grandson-in-law at the critical moment of being a grandfather?

Seeing that he had his grandfather's support, Diao Xiaosi had no scruples, and said: "What is the most precious thing for our Zhongnan Sword Sect? Is it money? Is it wrong? Is it a magic weapon or a divine weapon? Wrong! Is it a secret book or an elixir? Wrong, wrong, wrong! I think the most precious thing is talent! Especially a young and promising young man like Brother Guan Cun." Now we only need to spend 100,000 taels of silver, we can exchange for a promising young talent, it's worth it, it's worth it! What are you hesitating about, let's act quickly-you must know that there is no such shop in this village. ”

"Fart!" Zhong Shanzhuang smashed the handrail with his palm, and scolded angrily: "The old man no longer cares about the poisonous arrow hurting people with you, but he still dares to ask me to pay 100,000 taels of silver to buy the antidote!"

If it weren't for Sun Simiao and the others in the house, it would definitely not be the handrail but Diao Xiaosi's head that his palm shattered.

Diao Xiaosi said fearlessly: "Did I say that a large group of your disciples humiliated Zisu for no reason? Did I say that a bastard named Huang Feiteng was going to beat Lao Tzu when he rushed up with a large number of people? Did I say that after this incident, Lao Tzu still had to be drained of a large tube of blood by Sun Qianjin?"

His barrage of words blinded Zhong Shanzhuang all of a sudden, and he couldn't speak for a while, only pointed at Diao Xiaosi and said, "You, you ......"

Diao Xiaosi saw Zhong Shanzhuang eating and going crazy, and his heart became more and more proud, and he was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue without making enough money and vow not to give up, when he suddenly heard the voice of the thief and the old Taoist voice in his ears and said: "Brother Diao, when will you cash in on the two Taoist temples you owe me?"

Diao Xiaosi choked for a moment, and glared at Ye Fashan with bitterness and hatred. I saw the thief Lao Dao gnawing on the chicken, and at the same time said secretly with a voice: "One is my payment, and the other is the interest that has been in arrears for so many days." ”

Interest - what the hell is the interest to ask for so much, I have seen usury with rolling interest, but I have never seen the old man who eats people and does not spit out bones!

Diao Xiaosi was angry, and as soon as his mouth moved, he heard the thief laugh and say: "A Taoist temple will exchange you for a pack of antidotes, and the poor Dao will lose a little, who will teach us to be old and righteous?"

Diao Xiaosi took a deep breath, and suddenly his face became clear, and he waved his hand towards Zhong Shan heroically: "But who am I? I am Diao Xiaosi, who is known as the reincarnation of Meng Weijun in the name of righteousness, wealth and righteousness! How can I have a lot of trouble with a few young and vigorous juniors? In the final analysis, we are all a family. Isn't it just 100,000 taels of silver to buy an antidote? It's a piece of cake, I paid for the money myself, and I don't want Old Man Zhong to spend half a copper plate. ”

As he spoke, he took out a small black porcelain bottle from the belt of the dragon, pulled out the cork and poured out five or six pills, counted them and put them back to three, handed over the rest to the thief Lao Dao, gritted his teeth and said: "Seeing that it is not the husband to rob while the fire is not the doing, let alone the pig and dog that is not as good as sitting on the ground and asking people for money!"

Ye Fashan took the antidote pill with a smile and praised: "I have long said that Brother Diao is righteous and generous, and he will never fight for a little wealth. ”

Fuyunsanren didn't expect Diao Xiaosi's attitude to make a 180-degree U-turn so quickly, and said with relief: "It's so good." Diao Xiaoyou, thank you for your kindness, he will repay the Southern Sword Sect in the future. ”

Diao Xiaosi pouted inadvertently, and the more than 100,000 taels of white flowers that flew away in pain were still painful. Who doesn't know how to speak empty words, and this old Taoist aunt doesn't know how to come to some benefits, in order to soothe her heart that has been ravaged by thieves and old Taoists.

However, he had not yet realized how much status and prestige he enjoyed in the righteous path as the acting head of the Zhongnan Sword Sect. Now that he has made a promise to Diao Xiaosi in public, no matter what trouble he encounters in the future, not just a word, the Zhongnan Sword Sect will definitely do its best to solve problems, how can it be bought with 100,000 taels or a million taels of silver, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as "a thousand gold", such a long-term and more meaningful cooperative relationship, Diao Xiaosi is not only earning, it is simply making a big profit.

Seeing Diao Xiaosi nodding, Sun Simiao snorted in his nose and said, "Senior Brother Zhong, bring in all your three unscrupulous disciples." ”

Zhong Shanzhuang was not ambiguous, and turned his head to reprimand the stunned Wu Yu and the others: "Don't thank Uncle Ancestor soon!"

Wu Yu and Guo Fengtian bowed to Sun Simiao, but Zhong Guancun and them were lying on the stretcher half dead and escaped.

This is tantamount to Zhong Shanzhuang admitting his mistake to Sun Simiao in disguise, and also finding a step for himself.

Seeing this, Sun Simiao was also relieved, and immediately personally took action to pull out poison for Zhong Guancun, Huang Feiteng and Bao Yang to heal their injuries.

At this moment, Sun Zisu walked into the house, and there was a middle-aged man with an ugly face and a slightly wooden face behind him.

The man stopped in Baiwei Liaozhai, and there was an invisible momentum that was as dignified as a mountain, and he couldn't help but attract Diao Xiaosi's attention.

I saw him clasp his fists and salute: "Li Yuan came uninvited, please all Immortal Haihan." "From beginning to end, I didn't look at the messy room, just as the three Zhongnan disciples who were poisoned and lying on the stretcher were like air.

Diao Xiaosi was shocked, he had a good relationship with the old Li family, first Chai Shao and Li Xiuning and his wife, then Li Jiancheng and Li Shimin brothers, and then Li Yuanba with him, but he didn't expect Li Yuan to look like this.

No wonder Yang Guang always liked to take him out to run errands in the past, and dared to stand together with the two of them, which was more effective than any small advertisement, and he didn't have to worry about abducting his second wife and third wife.

A slight smile appeared on the face of the floating clouds and said, "Why do you need to be polite, please sit down and speak." ”

Li Yuan stood still and said, "I really don't hide it, I took the liberty to come to the door to meet the immortal elders, and I have something important to ask for." ”

Sun Simiao asked without raising his head, "Li Yuanba is your son?"

Li Yuan was stunned and said, "It's the dog, does Immortal Sun recognize him?"

Sun Simiao said: "A few days ago, he was beaten by the colorful old demon and only half a breath, and Senior Brother Ye kindly sent him to the Medicine King Valley for treatment. It took me a lot of effort and countless elixirs to bring him back to life. Who knew that this kid didn't have half a penny in his pocket, and he had a large amount of money for the old man who had not yet been settled. ”

Li Yuan didn't think about it, took out a silver ticket of 50,000 taels from his cuff and respectfully handed it to Sun Simiao, and said earnestly: "Thank you Immortal Chang for your efforts to save Yuanba, this little diagnosis fee is not a respect, please smile." ”

Sun Simiao took the silver ticket and didn't look at it, stuffed it into his pocket, and said, "Tang Guogong is polite, I don't know what you have to teach you from afar?"

Li Yuan said slowly: "Recently, it has been rumored that the long-lost six-in-one Qin Emperor Diagram of the Four Seas and Eight Desolations has reappeared in the Great Sui Imperial Palace. After hearing the news, he rushed to Chang'an day and night, and the matter was made clear. It's just that I'm worried that the demons will disturb the Holy Driver, so I have the cheekiness to ask the immortal elders for help. ”

Everyone in the room changed color in unison, and Zhong Shanzhuang was stunned: "What are you talking about, the six-in-one Qin Emperor Diagram of the Four Seas and Eight Desolations appeared in the Great Sui Imperial Palace?!"