Chapter 260: A Tooth for a Tooth (Part I)
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Dark clouds as thick as lead continued to gather, piling up thicker and thicker and fiercely against the earth. Blinding lightning shone brightly, revealing sharp fangs from behind the clouds, slamming into the earth with a single slam.
The wind howls and rolls up the dust, the willows on the shores of Slender West Lake sway in horror, and the lake ripples, waiting for the storm to come.
The hundreds of thousands of forbidden troops stationed inside and outside the Jiangdu City, Xiao Guo and their dependents, had left this morning, and the prosperous capital seemed to have been drained of more than half of its spirit, moaning weakly in the lightning and thunder.
The people of Jiangdu Xinggong, who once sang and danced and flourished, went to the empty building, leaving only some old eunuchs and palace maids, as well as undried imperial blood stains and wolves.
Yang Guang's body was hastily buried in the Liuzhu Hall of Xiyuan, and there was an inconspicuous small tomb next to it, without a monument and no name, and the one who was buried at the bottom was a Buddhist god and nun who had been powerful in both the righteous and the demonic.
In the evening, it was so dark that I couldn't see my fingers, only the faint and shrunken dim light from the burning paper in front of the grave.
Princess Jincheng knelt in front of her parents' graves, silently sending pieces of burning paper into the flickering flame seedlings, watching them gradually turn black and then turn to ashes.
Her heart at the moment is like burning paper in this fire, she doesn't feel pain, she doesn't feel sad, she just ashes.
The thick black smoke reddened her eyes, and there was not a single tear in her eyes.
She didn't want to cry, because crying was the most useless and weak response.
She just wants to wash the vast land with the blood of her enemies, the endless twilight.
Suddenly, there was another person beside her, and she didn't know when he came, so she casually squatted down in front of the tombs of Yang Guang and the Absolute Gold Master, and said to the tombstone with a pot of wine in his hand: "I'm addicted to alcohol, I'll accompany you to drink two glasses - this is the most famous 'Jade Pot Spring' in Jiangdu, and I finally got it, and today I'm cheap for you." β
Princess Jincheng's delicate body trembled slightly, and she continued to throw the burning paper into the fire without speaking.
The guy first poured half a pot of wine on Yang Guang's tombstone, and then drank it to the spout, and asked while drinking: "The wine is good, do you regret not taking the two altars away?"
He threw away the empty copper kettle, reached out to pat Yang Guang's tombstone with a little wine, sighed and said: "I really don't understand why you have to recognize me as a son, isn't it better to be a friend? I heard that you were quite good when you left, like an emperor, and you didn't disgrace the ancestors of the Yang family......"
"This time I go back there, I'm afraid the emperor won't be able to do it, so don't put on a score anymore. Mix well, reincarnate in the future and get a good background, maybe we will have a chance to meet. β
He babbled and said, neither like a eulogy nor a sacrificial text, but Princess Jincheng's heart was suddenly sour, and her fingers were almost burned by the flames.
At this time, he turned to the small grave of the master of the gold, took out a bag of self-produced date cakes from Jiangdu Songhelou from his cuffs, put it in front of her grave and said, "Give it to youβdon't worry, we won't charge money this time." β
He opened the paper bag and continued: "Speaking of which, you are also my godmother, but I have never touched you in my life." So don't complain that my godson has never been filial, let's settle down. But you're stupid enough to be plotted by your own brother. Look how smart your godson is, and he always runs away from the wind, and doesn't give the old thief a chance to calculate me. Forget it, if you were like me, this world would be even more ungenerate, and no one would be a nun. β
He broke the date cake little by little and sprinkled it on the grave, and said, "I invite you to eat snacks, you can bless me below to be free from illness and disaster and make fortune in all seasons." In the future, when I wash my hands and withdraw from the rivers and lakes, I will take my wife and children to see you again, and at that time, there will be people around you and call you grandma, Gao is not happy?......"
At this time, all the burning paper was reduced to ashes, and the flames gradually extinguished. As soon as the wind blew, embers flew into the sky, twinkling in the darkness towards countless flickering stars.
Princess Jincheng looked at her parents' graves in a daze, and said lightly, "Are you finished?"
"Almost," Diao Xiaosi stood beside Princess Jincheng, thought for a while and said, "I still wanted to sing a song, but I was afraid of waking them up and making trouble for me, so let's wait for the next chance." β
Princess Jincheng slowly stood up, didn't look at him, and said, "Then you can get out." β
"Get out?" Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and then looked up and down very seriously and carefully to determine whether she was so sad that her brain collapsed and needed the system to restart.
"Do you think I'm going to be grateful, weeping and throwing myself into your arms to find comfort, and then begging you to help?" Princess Jincheng didn't look at him from beginning to end, and smiled coldly: "I don't need you, get out!"
Diao Xiaosi looked at Princess Jincheng in amazement, and stretched out his hand to touch her forehead.
"Smack!" Princess Jincheng opened his hand heavily, and said with a cold face: "If you want to play hero to save the beauty, you have found the wrong person!"
"You baba!" Diao Xiaosi cried out in pain: "Lao Tzu, I just want to know if your brain is burning?"
A sneer appeared on Princess Jincheng's pale pretty face, and she said, "You've been disappointed, have you?"
Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Little Niangpi, you are crazy, I won't get out!"
According to the common sense he knew, Princess Jincheng should then stomp her feet vigorously and say, "Okay, if you don't get out, I'll get out!" and then turned around to leave, waiting for himself to hug her from behind, and warm the cold and wounded heart with her hot and powerful chest.
Sometimes common sense is really harmful, as soon as he saw a flower in front of his eyes, he saw a bunch of magpie bridge fairy **** coming out of Princess Jincheng's cuffs, tying himself up in a knot, and couldn't help but be shocked and said: "Little Niangpi, what are you doing?"
Princess Jincheng didn't answer, and with a light "woo" sound, her arm lifted Diao Xiaosi to the ginkgo tree in front of Liuzhu Hall, and then wrapped the Queqiao Xianni in her hand around the trunk.
Diao Xiaosi was shocked and angry, and shouted: "Hurry up and let Lao Tzu down, otherwise I won't be done with you!"
Princess Jincheng didn't hear it, and turned around to stare at the tombs of Yang Guang and Master Jue Jin.
"Boom ......" A thunder roared like a chariot rolling over Diao Xiaosi's head, and the leaves were scattered and the wind was dancing, blowing up the ashes on the ground.
Diao Xiaosi's body swayed back and forth in the air, unable to reach the world or the ground, and said with a pale face: "Xiao ...... Sister, do you know that it is dangerous to stay under a tree when there is thunder? Don't blame Lao Tzu for being unpredictable, I ...... Hanging so high, our father and mother are all at our feet, that is a big unfilial piety, and it will be thundered by the skyββ"
Before the words fell, a beam of lightning "Karala" fell in the night sky, hitting the ginkgo tree.
There was a burst of electric light, and Diao Xiaosi screamed miserably, and black smoke billowed all over his body, falling from the tree.
He looked up at the sky dumbfounded and wondered, "Turtle son, why are you so smart?!"
"Whoosh!" Princess Jincheng put away the Queqiao Xianni, didn't look at Diao Xiaosi who was emitting black smoke, and turned around and entered the Liuzhu Hall.
Diao Xiaosi was lying on the ground, only his teeth were still white, his whole body was burning and sore, he felt like a roast duck that had just been forked out of the kiln, and he didn't even have the strength to scold.
"Look at you, it's so hot that it's smoking. At this time, the eldest grandson Wuji slipped out of nowhere, gloating and squatting down to fan Diao Xiaosi with a cool breeze.
"Bang!" Diao Xiaosi swept this guy's ass that was like the sun never set, and said angrily: "You see Lao Tzu being hanged, and you don't help the handle!"
The eldest grandson Wuji innocently defended: "How can I help, she still has a Queqiao Xianni on her body." β
Diao Xiaosi was still angry, grabbed the placket on the chest of the eldest grandson Wuji and said: "Don't you claim to be the first beautiful man in Beijing, and you have planted Chang'an flowers all over the night?
The eldest grandson Wuji shook the folding fan slowly: "You pig's head, you don't even understand this, in fact, the reason is very simpleββ"
Diao Xiaosi stared at him with blank eyes and waited for the following, and the strange thing was that the following did not come for a long time.
I saw the eldest grandson Wuji closing the folding fan in a chic manner, poking Diao Xiaosi's forehead and saying, "If I say the answer directly, I'm afraid you won't be impressed and forget it." You just lie here and think slowly, so that the answers you come up with will be remembered for the rest of your life. β
"Get out!" Diao Xiaosi spewed smoke, tightened the placket of the eldest grandson Wuji's clothes and threatened: "Believe it or not, go back and let my wife put on small shoes for your wife?"
"Stupid!" "Eldest Sun Wuji scolded, "What's so hard to guess - she must like you!"
"Really?" Diao Xiaosi was stunned, let go of the eldest grandson Wuji's shirt and said, "Well, it's possible, who made Lao Tzu always so likeable." β
The eldest grandson Wuji was so angry that he knocked his head with a folding fan, and said: "Do you think that this son is talking and playing, and you don't want to think about why she left alone on your wedding day?
Diao Xiaosi replied without thinking about it: "It must be Lao Tzu!"
The eldest grandson Wuji was stunned and said, "How did you become smart this time?"
Diao Xiaosi said proudly: "'There is filial piety if the six relatives are not in harmony, and there are loyal ministers in the country', isn't this what Lao Tzu said?"
"Poof-" The eldest grandson Wuji almost spurted blood, hugged his head and lamented, "God, please split the skull of this bastard, let me see what is in there?"
Diao Xiaosi sat up, pressed his shoulder and smiled: "Brother Wuji, are we brothers?"
Eldest Sun Wuji's lamentation stopped abruptly, and he looked at Diao Xiaosi vigilantly and said, "In a certain situation, it can be or it may not be." β
Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Talk about people!"
The eldest grandson Wuji sneered and said: "If you talk to people, you are playing the piano to the cow!"
"Why don't we assume a situation, your Xiaowan is bullied, what do you want to do as a good friend and brother?"
"Pull it down, my father is the head of Qingcheng, and his father is the number one master in Penglai, so he still needs you?"
"Suppose again-" Diao Xiaosi pinched the eldest grandson Wuji's shoulder viciously and said, "You were slapped in the face and lost a tooth in your mouth." What do you think I'll do?"
The eldest grandson Wuji thought hard for a while, and said uncertainly: "Schadenfreude......? From what I know of you, the most likely thing is to buy an ivory for Ben Gongzi to put on. β
"Fart!" Diao Xiaosi gritted his teeth and said: "Am I that kind of person - how expensive is ivory? If someone knocks out one of your teeth, Lao Tzu will knock out one of your teeth, this is called a tooth for a tooth and a toothless best friend!"
The eldest grandson Wuji put on a smiling face, and said with righteousness: "The first brother and the world-little fourth brother, you just have to say, who do you want me to slap in the face this time?"