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The moon was dark and the wind was high, and it was a long night of dead silence. The lights in Chang'an City are dotted, but they have long lost the prosperous scene of red wine and green warblers singing and dancing in the past.

At this time, a big car slowly drove outside Yong'an Fang, the frame was like a flat and narrow large wooden box, mottled and colorful, I don't know what was painted on it.

At the front of the carriage sat a young man lazily, clutching an iron lump in his hand, his eyes half-open and half-closed, dozing off.

Paradoxically, the coolie pulling the cart in front of him was not a cow, a horse, or a coachman, but a red toad with a demonic light.

It was obviously not very satisfied with its new job, but it was even more afraid of the pair of black iron lumps behind it that would turn into muffled thunder and smash down its head and face. Or to be more precise, it's just a cow to be a horse, I'm afraid that the person sitting in the car will suddenly have a whim, and then blast down some Dao talisman array, that feeling is really like just getting a piece of tofu and hitting it to death.

What's even more odious is that every time I survive tenaciously under the torture of various perverted Dao charms and magic circles all over my body, I often hear such a sigh of surprise and regret: "Can you live like this? No, I have to continue to change, I have to kill you to be done!"

Oh my God, what a vicious man, what a sad time?

So in contrast, being able to pull a cart and walk the streets in the night of Chang'an should be very, very satisfying.

"You dead toad, can you do something?" Suddenly, the young man in the car seemed to wake up a little, and scolded angrily: "How many treasures have you swallowed Lao Tzu over the years? That's a little money that I shed blood, sweat and tears, and dug out of the dead man's tomb, and you must return it to Lao Tzu with interest." It doesn't matter if you can't pay it off in this life, just let your son, your grandson, your great-grandson gray grandson...... Eighteen generations of toad grandchildren will return it together!"

The toad was cold all over his body, and he croaked twice aggrievedly - what kind of natural treasure, God knows what kind of stuff it was, and where he ate it secretly, it was obviously poured into it by this guy by pinching his neck and priing open his mouth, and it was also called "enema cultivation"!

When he thought of the unbearable years of the past, the toad wanted to cry without tears, but he buried his head in pulling the car, and the young man jumped and staggered like a spring in the car, and it was best to even knock his buttocks into four pieces.

Finally, the cart stopped in front of a large mansion in Yong'an Fang. Outside the door was empty, except for two lanterns that swayed weakly in the wind, emitting a dim glow.

The young man jumped out of the car, rubbed his aching buttocks and said angrily: "Dead toad, I can't teach you to pull a cart, it's not even as good as a donkey, I'll settle accounts with you when I turn around!"

He walked up the steps, looked at the shiny copper ring on the door and hesitated, realizing that knocking on the door of the house was not the style and style of the king's return, so the dantian luck tongue bloomed and the spring thunder roared: "Brothers, I'm Diao Xiaosi back again!"

"Bang!" the legs got up and down, and the closed door of the house was kicked open at once.

The young man could not help but close his eyes slightly, and imagined how the people of the mansion would welcome him warmly when they saw that he suddenly appeared before their eyes, and what a warm, touching, bloody scene it would be!

He opened his arms and slowly opened his eyes, waiting for the first person to throw himself into his arms and embrace him affectionately.

Wan'er, it's better to be her, or replace it with that pretty little maid.

It's just that he looked at the door, the smile on his face suddenly became stiff, and he blinked, and finally confirmed that he was not unconscious, and he heard a "whoop" in his voice, and two snow-white demon dogs jumped out and pounced on him viciously.

The young man's hair stood on end, and he turned his head and ran out into the street, shouting, "Little Pink—"

Under the steps outside the house, the toad was looking up at the moonlight tonight. I haven't seen the moon for many years, why don't I see it gain a little weight, but become thinner?

Hearing the familiar shout, the toad ignored it. On the one hand, it is meditating on something meaningful and has no time to deal with anything else, and more importantly, it is ...... Ha, now that I think of the toad, it's good to come?

"Uh-hh

The toad didn't take it seriously, but he was stunned to find that the two demon dogs were roaring, baring their blade-like teeth and approaching him step by step.

The toad couldn't help but squint his eyes, he hadn't mixed with the rivers and lakes for many years, but he was bullied by dogs outside the gate?!

After a brief confrontation, the two demon dogs roared in unison and leaped forward, one grabbing the toad's poop belly and the other biting its neck.

The toad's eyes flashed, and he exhaled softly at the two puppies.

"Uh-" A colorful mist of poisonous mist spread, and the two demon dogs whined and wailed, the snow-white long hair corroded and turned black, and then the flesh turned into a miserable green pus peeled off and dripped from the body, and in an instant, only two jet-black skeletons remained.

The young man smiled and stepped forward to stroke the toad's skull affectionately, and praised: "Yes, this is called raising you for a thousand days and using you for a while." ”

Before the words fell, a group of guard officers rushed out of the door, and they all scolded: "What kind of person, who eats the bear's heart and leopard gall, dares to spread wild here?!"

The young man was stunned, and found that he didn't know any of these officers. Of course, this doesn't matter, the important thing is that none of these bastards who don't open their eyes know Diao Siye?!

The first officer saw the two dog bones that were still emitting black smoke in front of the door, and couldn't help but change color and said: "Little beast, you are so bold, even the little grandfather's pet dog dares to kill!"

"Little grandfather?" The young man looked at the plaque above the gate suspiciously—he didn't go to the wrong door, didn't he write the word "Willow Garden"?

Before he could retract his gaze, the officer suddenly drew his sword and slashed, "I want you to die!"

"Ang-" A strange cry suddenly sounded from the young man's waist, and black smoke billowed out of a nine-headed python monster, whose huge body was like an iron cable blocking the river and twisting the blade that was chopping, and then opened his bloody mouth "Ka Ka Ka Ba" swallowed the whole knife in a blink of an eye, and then looked at the officer who was standing in place stupidly with his bare hands, and after judging that the taste of human flesh was far less delicious than Fang Cai's "cold spirit iron", he yawned disapprovingly and retracted back into his master's dragon belt.

All the officers stared blankly at the young man's belt, and their faces looked like they had seen a ghost.

They can be regarded as well-informed, but a black python refined by the spirit of the mist can actually swallow the entire knife alive, this kind of thing has only been heard in the "One Thousand and One Nights" recited by the Great Cannibal.

Only the toad leaned on the wheel, showing disdain for the black python's performance.

Dude all these years...... Well, the brothers traveled north and south, traversed countless virtual realms, dug up countless treasures, and refined a mouthful of iron mouth and copper teeth. What is such a small piece of scrap copper and rotten iron? It is a small mountain-like "Heavenly Law Produces Gold", and it took the opportunity of the young man to refine the talisman, didn't it also take less than three hours and half an hour to divide it by two, and it was all swept away?

At this time, the young man seemed to sense something, and his lazy gaze fell on the dark courtyard.

The lights were on, and a young man in a brocade robe with a thin figure and a white face walked out surrounded by dozens of guards.

He stood on the steps and glanced at the young man, and an indescribable smile escaped from the corner of his lips and said, "It turned out that Diao Gongzi arrived, fortunately!"

The young man looked the brocade-robed young man up and down for a while, rolled his eyes up and said, "Which green onion are you?"

"Bold!" Dozens of guards knew very well when to choke, and shouted angrily: "This is Zheng Guogong's little son, Wang Xuanshu Wang's little grandfather!"

Diao Xiaosi frowned, stared at Wang Xuanshu again, but could hardly see any clues from the other party's body, his face slowly changed to a troublesome smile, and said: "It turns out that you are Xuanshu's nephew? This is the big water that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't recognize the family! Is my eldest brother Wang okay? Since the last time I broke up, I don't know how many years I haven't seen him in a blink of an eye, and I don't know how good he is now, do you have sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet, and your ass has blossomed and become scum?"

Wang Xuanshu listened with a smile, and didn't seem to care that Diao Xiaosi took advantage of him and blatantly provoked himself, and said without changing his face: "Thank you Diao Gongzi for your concern, my father is in good health, and he has won the trust of His Majesty, and now he guards Luoyang as the pillar of the imperial court." ”

Diao Xiaosi smiled happily: "I'll just say, the thousand-year-old king is an eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, how can there be something wrong with Brother Wang? What's more, he has always been cautious, he is afraid of being hit to death when he goes out, he is afraid of choking to death when he eats, he is afraid of being scared to death when he dreams, and he is afraid of being laughed to death when he watches a play...... In short, it is determined to grow old and immortal, and the scourge will be millennium. ”

Wang Xuanshu listened quietly with a smile on his face, and said with a debt: "I almost forgot to tell Mr. Diao, my father also misses you, and deliberately spent fifty taels of silver to buy Liuyuan from the Huitong Dart Bureau." He often lives in the garden for a few days when he travels to Chang'an, and he is embarrassed to see things and think about people. If you know that Diao Gongzi is safe and sound, he will definitely be overjoyed to come to visit. ”

Diao Xiaosi's face was full of emotion, and he said, "My eldest brother Wang ...... Since I really don't know how to reciprocate, I can only wish my brother eternal and immortal!"

"Virtuous nephew, how can I bear to let my eldest brother break the bank again? I bought this garden—fifty taels of silver, right? I will never bargain, let's pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other. In the future, Brother Wang will live in Liuyuan when he comes to Chang'an, and Lao Tzu will take care of eating and repairing the tomb!"