Chapter 15 Tong Muhe!

In a room of the inn, there is a person dressed in white, with a peach hairpin on his hair in a bun, dark skin and an average appearance, a boy who looks fourteen or fifteen years old, holds a transparent jade plaque in his hand, and the jade plaque carves this "fairy bird"

The fairy bird's body is up and down, and its neck and head are blood-red, and the rest is transparent.

The bird's head spoke in the face of the stone, and made an extremely old and sharp voice like a starling: "You idiot has some luck, I'm convinced of this, or now your kid is not yourself."

Shi Zi scratched his head, wondering if this bird was a stupid bird, he didn't understand what he said at all, and after hesitating, he still said, "Broken bird, you turned my red jade card like this, right, you paid me a new one, and the new one is new."

Then the bird's head felt like a pillow, slowly tilted its head, and suddenly opened its mouth and scolded the stone, "Fart, fart, I can accompany you for the second piece, I would have already ascended to become an immortal, do you know how much this jade weighs? Fool, this jade is a sacred object that collects the soul of a divine beast or the soul of an infant cultivator, sucking souls and raising gems, do you understand? A fool is a complete fool."

Shizi was stunned for a moment when he was scolded by this bird, and then Shizi also came angry, and scolded back: "Broken bird, broken bird, you scold me again, believe it or not, I smashed it with a hammer for you, believe it or not, I have heard of what soul-sucking gems there, are you a stupid bird, I don't understand, believe it or not, I will smash you and throw you out of the window now."

The bird quickly shot back, and didn't give the stone a chance to react at all, and said contemptuously: "A little mortal will know the world of immortal cultivators, of course you don't understand what I said, fools are stupid, and they don't understand anything, how this soul-sucking jade fell into the jade line of the mortal world, what kind of broken birds are carved into the tyrannical things, it is good to carve out a scholar or a general, and when the time comes, Uncle Ben can also use the jade body to enjoy the joy of clouds and rain, hey, this is fate."

The bird turned from scolding Shizi to talking to himself, Shizi felt curious and asked, "Broken Bird, do you have a name? How did you come to life, I'm very confused now, can you explain it to me?"

As soon as these words came out, Yuniao slowly looked at Shizi again, "Hehe, my name is Tong Muhe, do you believe it, little idiot?"

As soon as these words came out, the first reaction of the stone was to pull out a dagger and slash the jade plate, cut it dozens of times, and then looked at the jade card and then at the knife.

The knife is fine, the jade plate is even more fine, there is not even a trace, in the light of the oil lamp, the soft luster of the jade is shining, the stone has already untied the jade plate and put it on the table and then looked at it seriously.

Suddenly, the jade bird on the jade plate laughed and scolded: "The little fool is stupid, if you don't enter the soul, the jade plate can be smashed with your hands, but once the soul is in the world, any sword can't hurt a single penny, not to mention making a scratch, no matter how you hit it, it's useless, if it is a soul sucking and raising jade?"

When Shizi heard this sound, he seemed to stimulate himself, picked up the dagger and slashed wildly, then put it on the ground and stepped on it hard, and then slashed with the dagger, this time Shizi used all his strength to chop the jade plate.

After an hour of tossing, Shizi sat on the stool, his head lying on the table, his head slanted, holding the dagger in his hand, still chopping the jade plate, but he also had no strength, and suddenly made the sound of the bell hitting the jade and striking the gold

"Hahaha, the old man can still lie to you, this idiot can't do it, I think the old man was also a big man who was famous, and there were not a thousand or eight hundred souls in his hands, the beasts and monsters above my realm and the immortal cultivators of my generation all admired the old man, by the way, little fool, do you want to cultivate immortal arts, I'll give you a chance to answer whether you want to think or not" The words of the jade bird made Shi Zi's hand that was still chopping the jade card suddenly shook, and the dagger fell to the ground.

Shi Zi suddenly thought of his nightmare, and then shouted and punched the jade card several times in a row, "You old horseman, you old bastard, you old monster, you still want to call me to be your shadow puppet, you can't do it"

Then the bird's head looked at the stone, as if there was a sneer in his eyes, and opened his mouth to say: "Oh, yo, the blood has flowed to the jade plate, this little tender fist, oh, I'm so distressed."

Then he said solemnly: "I am now the body of the soul jade, it is not uncommon, your broken skin is also thanks to you, I can at least live for more than 10,000 years, as long as you promise me, it is just a trivial matter to do a few things for me, I guarantee that you enter the world of immortal cultivators, not to seek a blockbuster, but you can also travel until you die of old age."

Shi Zi's forehand covered the bleeding fist, grinned with a headache, and then spit out a few words: "What do you say first, old fuck off, break the wooden box"

The bird's head was not angry, and he opened his mouth and said, "First, you have to find the cultivation method of the soul jade body, the second is to help me kill an old man named Jin Yuhe, and the third is to help me retrieve my lost treasure, let's just think about these three things later."

Shi Zi didn't think about it and replied, "Then you help me one thing first, which is to go into the tree, it's not reasonable for me to help you do so many things, there is no one like you to bully me, isn't it?"

The bird's head replied angrily, secretly scolding this stupid boy in his heart for learning badly from the old horseman surnamed Zheng in the caravan.

"Okay, just these three things are not what you can do now, first ask you to enter the immortal realm, and then teach you to choose a good exercise, and then do things for me when you are strong, you put the jade plate in the cuff first, and after a few days, when you go in, you can't let people find me, or you will die."

Shi Zi looked at the jade plate for a long time, and then raised his head and glanced at it, "Okay, sure enough, you're a big villain, with you, but you have to be obedient, you know?

Picked up the jade plate and put it in his sleeve, and a sentence came out of the cuff: "Phew, stupid, I'm a baby now, everyone wants to get it, you know it."

After this night, Shi Zi did not go to Tuyun Mountain, but bought a lot of charcoal, and then bought the cheapest paper, and began his so-called "scribbling"

There was a jade plaque on the table, which was erected against a teapot, and outsiders came in as if a stone was drawing a jade plaque

"You idiot, such a simple spell makes you draw so ugly, if I can do it, I will definitely call the level of the charm master"

A few hours later, the stone was also lying on the table, his head as big as a bucket, his hands full of Venus, and the ground was full of drawn pieces of paper.

It was written and painted, no one could understand the stone, and said listlessly, "Old broken bird, can you stop the meeting, you say with your mouth, I can't understand it, there are too many strokes, can you make me want to draw for a while?"

Tong Muhe shook his head and sighed, thinking that the rotten wood could not be carved, and the bird's beak pecked the frame of the jade plate frantically as if it couldn't wait to come down.

The result ended in failure, and then I saw Shi Zi helplessly and scolded: "The simplest entry spell is to prevent mortals from entering the immortal world, the simplest spell, you spent a few days, you said a little fool, the mistake is a rotten wood level fool."

The stone slowly got up, and then was about to go out, and a voice came from behind him: "Where are you going, don't take me, lose me, don't learn the immortal law in this life."

Shi Zi didn't say a word, turned around, picked up the jade plate, put it in the cuffs, and went out directly, this time the expenses spent all the broken silver and copper coins given by Mo Lao, so he had to change a pearl, don't look at the small people, but under the influence of Zheng Lao's side, he will definitely not suffer.

I didn't go to the pawnshop, but went to the jewelry and jade, and when I entered the house, I called the shopkeeper, "Come on, what's the matter with this little brother?"

The shopkeeper just said a word, and before the shopkeeper could say anything, the stone took a pearl in his hand and shook it in front of the shopkeeper: "Don't say anything about the big three-milli pearl, some money."

Then the owner of the showcase took the pearl in his hand and looked at it, and then looked at the sun, and the shopkeeper looked at the stone, and the cunning in his suspicious heart leaked out and said, "Where are your pearls, if it is black, I can report to the official."

Shi Zi said disdainfully, "Shopkeeper, you bring the pearls, Zheng Lao gave me a time, and said that if there are merchants who want to take advantage, they can go to customs declaration."

When the shopkeeper heard this, he immediately called the man to take out the gold ingot.

The man took out twenty ingots of gold and stones, looked at his hand and squinted at the gold, opened his mouth and said, "Can our business be sincere?

The shopkeeper saw that this was a person, and he didn't dare to deceive him, so he said to the guy, "Hurry up and make up for it, go and fill the gap."

Then he smiled and asked Shizi, "Little brother, what is your surname?"

The man put the difference in gold into a leather bag, and the stone looked indifferently at the shopkeeper's hand lower than the leather bag to the stone.

Shizi took the bag and said, "Does Zheng Hao know about the Zheng family caravan?"

The shopkeeper chuckled in his heart, laughed with him, took out a gold ingot from his cuff, handed it to Shizi, and said, "Young man, this is my brother, I know that I am wrong, I still have to take care of us more in the future."

Shizi smiled and replied, "It's good to say that the shopkeeper is benevolent and righteous to me, and the next time I will definitely look for you."

The shopkeeper sent Shizi out of the jewelry store with a smile, and Shizi touched his stomach and went straight to a big restaurant.

The guy in the restaurant saw a child come in and asked disdainfully, "What are you doing, guy, looking for someone?"

Shi Zi raised his head and chest, took out a gold ingot in his hand, and said: "All the best things in your house are served, find the best table by the window, and serve the food quickly, and there will be a reward."

When the man saw that this was a rich master, he immediately complimented and smiled, and hurriedly arranged a table by the window on the second floor.

Waiting for Shizi to sit down, the guy trotted all the way to arrange, and after Shizi sat down, he looked out the window and thought that it was good to have money.

At this time, I was satisfied, "Give the old man some wine to drink, although it is a mortal wine, the taste is slightly worse, but I want to drink it reluctantly."

Shizi rolled his eyes and snorted, "Won't it be enough to take a wine cup and soak it in you, a drunkard old bird."

Then a voice came from the cuff again: "The man will come up soon, you will tell him to buy you a big wine gourd, fill it with the best wine, and I will drink it again when I go back."

As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of footsteps from downstairs, the guy was holding two dishes in his hand, and then the three guys behind him also came up with a tray and carrying the dishes, Shi Zi nodded slightly, this looks like a child.

Then I ordered the guy to buy a big wine gourd filled with the best wine, the first time I ate so many dishes or by myself, the stone ate a mouthful of tea This is beautiful.

Looking at the food, it was very slow and elegant, but there were a lot of chopsticks to learn from Zheng Lao, and this meal was full of belly, and then called the guy to pay for the meal and reward him.

After eating happily, I went out of the restaurant to buy paper and charcoal, and went straight to the inn with a big wine gourd on my back.

That night, I saw a big tea bowl with a jade plaque, and a voice came from the tea bowl, "Good wine, it's comfortable to take a bath while drinking, the little idiot came to pour a full dive for the uncle."

Shizi painted with charcoal in his hands all over the black, and then picked up the jug and poured wine into the tea bowl.

Tonight is a sleepless night, gradually dawn, is the stone crawling on the table, snoring and sleeping, a big wine gourd on the ground lying empty on the ground, in the teacup, there is a strange snoring sound.

It wasn't until noon that the stone got up and found that the jade plate in the tea bowl still snorted out, and he took out the jade card casually and looked at it, and found that this time the bird's head was transparent, and the bird's eyes became purple-red, and he looked at the purple-red bird's eyes to the sun, and a thin yellow line in the bird's eyes was very beautiful.

But Shi Zi thought badly, worried that Tong Muhe, the old bird, would have eyes left, how to speak, and then the bird's head drove his body, and suddenly scared himself, so that Shi Zi threw the jade card and sat on the ground, and then saw a transparent purple-eyed bird stand up.

"My God, I can actually stand up, this time I don't blame you for disturbing the old man's dream, how can I move well"

Then the bird turned its head and jumped a few times, then spread its wings and smiled.

"Come here, little idiot, tell me to see how you made your talisman last night"

Shi Zi was stunned for a moment, took the pictures that felt better drawn, and said proudly

"You old bird told you that if you call me a fool, I won't buy you wine and drink it to you, I remember the name of this master, Zhao Shiyu, give me a good memory, see how I painted"

Tong Muhe ignored Shizi's words, and jumped and shook his head on the ground, and spread his wings and flew pre-flight, but he couldn't get out of the jade frame.