Do not sue for death
Chu Xie Small Theater, which was written a long time ago, was changed and expanded, and after that, it was decided to put it in the Gaiden as an independent article.
First Encounter:
A few years later, Xie Junhe only remembered that the snow fell exceptionally heavily that year, and the winter of that year was extremely cold, so cold that it was so cold that it made people desperate.
A few years later, Chu Tao often laughed: If there was no snow, he would not have fought with a "beggar" on the street so unreliably.
A few years later, Wang Hong still shook his head from time to time, feeling that the most unreliable thing his young master had done was to pull a beggar on the street and ask him to enter the Feather Chasing Sword Sect - what kind of joke, what kind of courtyard is the Feather Chasing Sword Sect? This is not a beggar gang, young master!
Xie: "You can't beat me, why do you call me?"
Chu: "Who knows...... How could I have lost to you?"
Xie: "I don't do anything that violates my conscience!"
Chu: "I don't do anything that dirty my hands do." β
Xie: "Do you want to drink?"
Chu: "After finishing the business, naturally someone will pay you for the wine." β
Year 1:
Only Wang Hong knew how much Chu Tao hated wine in his life. After the death of Chu Yuanxia, things like "wine" almost never entered the Chu family again.
Wang Hong couldn't figure it out, why could that kid drink freely and ignore the iron law? What's even more unfortunate is that he still has to settle the wine bill for him on time!
Wang Hong couldn't understand it, whether it was splashed with cold water, beaten with a stick or even whipped with a whip, this guy's life was connected to the wine vat.
Xie: "When Lao Tzu drinks, he hates flies the most!"
Chu: "Flies should be drunk to death when they smell this wine!"
Xie: "Isn't it good? Anyway, you're not a fly, you can't die." β
Chu: "You!"
Xie: "I exchanged this wine for my salary, what's the matter, the dignified Feather Sword Sect still pays the bill?"
Chu: "I can give you three times your salary, as long as you ......"
Xie: "No matter how good it is, no matter how much money I have, I can exchange it for wine!"
Year 2:
Wang Hong had united with the elders countless times to ask the head of the sect to throw this unreliable guy back into the streetβwhere he came from, where he went back.
Chu Tao just laughed: What a good idea! The same swordsman, who doesn't drink, you find one, and I will immediately throw this guy on the street.
Of course, Chu Tao laughed, and he knew that these old guys couldn't find a second guy who didn't take his life so seriously.
Xie: "Yo, it's wide enough! Say it!"
Chu: "It's a little dangerous. β
Xie: "Nonsense, I'm too lazy to go if it's not dangerous!"
Chu: "Find a decent place to lose your life?"
Xie: "You know me well. β
Year 3:
Chu Tao once said in private that Xie Junhe still has some skills, for example, as long as he opens his mouth, he can make the best temperament person in the world angry to death.
The swordsmen said that the boss is still very fair, for example, after conniving at a guy who repeatedly violates Prohibition, he can always find an excuse to beat him firmly.
The drinkers were all melancholy: Without this product in the Ningxiang Pavilion, how much less talk should be made?
Xie: "As soon as you appear, someone will be unlucky." Say, "Who is it?"
Chu: "I can't expect your mouth to spit out human words. β
Xie: "You have always only expected this broken sword in my hand, what do you want my mouth to do?"
Chu: "It's better to use your mouth to drink your wine, don't use it to talk scary." β
Xie: "Very good!Xiao Er, give another altar, and Master Chu will settle the bill!"
Year 5:
The pigeons in the sky must be more hated than the swordsmen, but they have words of suffering, and they will not have any other way to ask for help except cooing.
When the swordsmen saw the pigeon feathers on the ground, they concluded that this would be the bloodiest night of the Feather Sword Sect.
First, the boss will definitely throw things, and those who are hit deserve it. Second, Xie will definitely be pulled out and beaten. Third, the most pitiful roasted pigeons that no one mourns.
Xie: "Your butler is annoying enough, and I'm not from the Feather Chasing Sword Sect!
Chu: "The person who beat me is still so strong, you are the first." β
Xie: "If you are shocked by the wine as if you have seen a ghost, you are also the first." β
Chu: "Not only did he beat people, but he also beat the pigeon that I sent the letter, and it flew in the sky and hindered you?"
Xie: "I want to drink soup, can't I? You don't even want to drink soup? Again, I'm not from your sword-breaking faction!"
Chu: "Then where do you fall in love!"
Xie: "Okay, leave the wine money!"
Year 8:
Sometimes it's not a good thing to get used to it, especially when you're used to a poor-mouthed guy dangling in front of your eyes without being blind or upset.
Is this an aesthetic collapse disease? The people of the Feather Sword Sect said that they were not only accustomed to being handsome, but they were even accustomed to being unreasonable?
Anyway, without this soot ruffian here, I always feel less down-to-earth when doing things.
Chu: "I'm going to trouble you again......"
Xie: "So polite? This south bank is all your land, who else is so bold?"
Chu: "The rivers and lakes are cold in high places......"
Xie: "Got it, I'll let you see the results tomorrow." β
Chu: "Don't embarrass the North Shore too much......"
Xie: "Don't worry!"
Year 10:
Can a ruffian be reliable? Everyone looked at each other, and no one had ever seen a reliable ruffian. It's like no one has ever seen Xie Junhe and don't drink anymore.
The guy from the north bank, the killer of the Qin family, Chu Tao still dares to keep him, he doesn't want to die, maybe this head is also an unreliable material! The swordsmen on the south bank said.
Everyone finally waited for the eviction order from the head of the house, and they almost cheered, but no one knew that that night, the door of the firewood room was unlocked by Chu Tao himself.
Chu: "It's been ten years...... You're still where you are......"
Xie: "After being drunk for ten years, Fang Jue has a big dream and has changed the world." β
Chu: "You're drunk again...... I just want to say: don't go down the wrong path again. β
Xie: "I couldn't tell which way was right and which was wrong. β
Chu: "This time, if you choose the wrong one, you will break up the gang." However, Xie Junhe never let me down. β
Xie: "It seems that I don't dare to choose the wrong one." β
Year 11:
When a person who has not been serious all day suddenly becomes serious, we tend to feel scared.
When a person who has always been serious suddenly becomes not serious, our hearts often hurt.
Xie: "I'll stay, boss." β
Chu: "Did the sun come out of the west? or did it grow out of the crops?"
Xie: "There is no sun, never has been." But I had to stay. β
Chu: "I'm not a brewing workshop here, I'll be guilty of starving Xie Daxia to death one day!"
Xie: "I've quit drinking. β
Chu: "I thought I could only hear this when you went to my grave in the future. β
Tse: Fists are always more effective than words.
Number of years:
Thanks: "Promise you, I won't drink anymore - actually, that's because no one settles my drinking bills." β
Xie: "Your sister, you can rest assured......"
Tse: "The South Bank hasn't changed at all, and people don't want it to change...... It's just that I can't see the pigeons anywhere, and I don't feel steady. β
Xie: "If you don't drink anymore, you won't be confused anymore, and of course you won't go down the wrong path again." β
Xie: "You kid, you're happy." β
Xie: "Have me for a day...... The swordsmen of the South Shore will not bow their heads!"