Chapter 288: Molesting the Patriarch
For the next three days, Xie Gongbao came to Yongmu's door every day and knocked on the door, but Yongmu never ignored him.
The clan elder said that Yongmu is usually not like this, even if he is lazy in bed for a day or two, he will hang out and talk to the big guy when he wakes up, and he doesn't know why his temperament has suddenly changed in the past few days, even if he wakes up, he eats and drinks sneakily, and continues to go back to bed.
Xie Gongbao was extremely depressed, endured and endured, and didn't kick the door.
On the fourth day, I couldn't bear it anymore, and I kicked the door open with a bang and got in.
He rushed to the bed and lifted the quilt directly: "Are you awake or not!"
Seeing Yongmu's tongue adding to his lips, and the corners of his mouth were squeezing, Xie Gongbao couldn't help but be stunned.
He guessed, could it be that the soul knew what strange dreams he had when he traveled?
Curious, he sat down on the head of the bed and reached out to touch Yongmu's forehead.
But at this touch, Xie Gong Baodun shot into his brain like a bolt of lightning, lost consciousness, followed by a light in his eyes, and woke up again. When the bright light in front of him dissipated, he swept around, and he actually arrived at the patriarch's residence, Qiao's Mansion, and there was not a single soldier in the entire mansion, nor could he see a single subordinate, and it was extremely quiet. Xie Gongbao knew that this must be a dream conjured up by Senior Brother Yongmu's so-called "Dream Urging Dafa".
This dream is so real that it is difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood.
Xie Gongbao walked through the corridor and carefully came to the West Wing Courtyard.
Standing in the distance, looking at the building where the patriarch lived, he saw a garden downstairs, and there were people in the garden.
He was surprised, walked closer, hid behind a big tree and peeked, and found that the two people in the garden were actually the patriarch Nie Xiaoqiao and the senior brother Yongmu. ——Nie Xiaoqiao is pruning the flower branches with scissors, although he sketches with light makeup, but he smokes step by step, and the beauty makes the flowers lose color; while Yongmu has a big belly and wears slippers, but he is dressed as a scholar, holding a scroll and leaning against the boulder in his hand, and peeking at Nie Xiaoqiao from time to time.
This scene is the same as Yongmu's teasing of Tang Meili that day.
Xie Gongbao saw some clues, and his heart couldn't help but skip a beat.
Xin said: "No, senior brother is not so bold, right?"
But before he could speak, he saw Yongmu cough twice and speak: "Xiao Qiao, let me help you." ”
Nie Xiaoqiao snorted and scolded: "You shut up for me! How dare you call me by my name, it's a bastard!"
Yongmu rolled his eyes, and hurriedly raised his voice: "I've been calling you that since I was a child, why can't I call you now?" Oh yes, my father has already given a dowry, and in ten days, we will be married, and I will definitely change my words when the time comes." ”
Hearing this, Xie Gongbao was so shocked that his eyes were about to burst out.
What from childhood, what my father, what marriage, nonsense!
Senior brother has eaten the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard, and dares to openly tease the patriarch!
But seeing that Yongmu was finished, Nie Xiaoqiao suddenly stopped what he was doing, turned around and stared at Yongmu angrily: "I am a junior with you, where did I come from when I was a child? Where did I get the dowry? You peeked at me three or four times...... Wash...... Don't think it's in a dream, I can't know your sin! Hey, no, why have I been dreaming of you all this time, and you tell me, did you do it!"
Yongmu's face was panicked, and he deliberately diverted the topic: "Don't say these useless things, I'll help you." ”
As he spoke, he dropped the scroll, and the monkey rushed forward in a hurry, stumbling over a stone under his feet, and with a sigh of losing his balance and throwing Nie Xiaoqiao to the ground, or maybe it was because the flower vine was entangled, and the two rolled on the ground for a long time, and they couldn't separate.
Nie Xiaoqiao didn't struggle: "Little bastard, get up." ”
Yongmu, he has wanted to hug the patriarch since he was a child.
I didn't dare before, but now I don't have the courage to dream.
At this moment, the Buddha time has stood still, Yongmu is lying on the patriarch like this, he has never watched the patriarch's outstanding demeanor at such a distance as now, listening to her snort, breathing her aroma, looking at the sexy little black mole on her mouth, he was relaxed and happy for a while, and involuntarily popped out of his mouth: "You are so good-looking." ”
Nie Xiaoqiao's face turned slightly red, and he closed his eyes and twisted his head.
She also panicked, and grabbed the flower vine with both hands.
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At this time, Xie Gongbao was lying under the big tree, his face stiffened.
One is the patriarch, the other is the senior brother, the other is like a mother, and the other is like a brother. Such two people who shouldn't hug each other actually flirted and hugged each other among the flowers, which really made Xie Gongbao unacceptable. He watched, and in his rage, ten fingers were stuck into the trunk, and he didn't even realize it.
He ran out of ideas, and shouted in his heart, what should I do?
He wanted to rush out to stop his brother's ridiculous behavior, but he didn't dare.
To tell the truth, if other men had such unorthodox thoughts about the patriarch, he would have rushed forward and killed him, but in the current situation, he obviously couldn't do anything, if he rushed out at this time, not only would it be useless, but the three of them would be very embarrassed to each other. ——Xie Gongbao was entangled for a long time, tore off a piece of bark, gritted his teeth and planned to leave, but he stepped on the bark slag under his feet, chirping, and then heard Nie Xiaoqiao shouting: "Who!
Xie Gongbao didn't dare to answer, and he didn't dare to move even more when he hid behind a tree.
Immediately after, I heard the sound of crisp footsteps gradually stepping over.
Xie Gongbao's heart was beating faster, he knew that he couldn't hide, so he squeezed hard and laughed, and flashed out from behind the tree. And Nie Xiaoqiao just walked under the tree, and the two of them stepped on one quickly, and the other flashed out, and they bumped into each other.
Nie Xiaoqiao was knocked back and rubbed his chest.
When he saw Xie Gongbao clearly, his face was suddenly bloodshot: "Gongbao, you...... Why are you here?"
Xie Gongbao tilted his head and didn't dare to look at the patriarch: "I don't know, this is going to ...... This is to ask the senior brother. ”
At this time, Yongmu didn't know when he stood up, he still flipped through the scrolls, posed with his back against the big stone, and flirted as if nothing had happened. He calmly flipped through the book, and peeked at Xie Gongbao with his eyes, he was really flustered in his heart, and when he heard Xie Gongbao lead the topic to him, he turned his head and pretended not to hear.
Nie Xiaoqiao turned around and glared at Yongmu fiercely.
Then he straightened his hair and asked carefully, "Just now, you saw it all?"
Xie Gongbao's vest was secretly sweating: "I just came, and I didn't see anything." ”
Nie Xiaoqiao exhaled deeply: "Fortunately, it's a dream, otherwise I wouldn't have the face to see people." Then his eyes were filled with tears, he grabbed Xie Gongbao's hand, and smiled: "Whether it's a dream or not, I'm happy to see that you're okay, Kwai Jiu came back and told me, saying that you were injured, did you fight with Qu Chi?
Xie Gongbao pulled his hand out and didn't let her catch it: "Don't worry, I'm fine." ”
At this point, I felt uncomfortable, and I didn't dare to talk to the patriarch anymore.
So he made a fuss with Nie Xiaoqiao, walked to Yongmu's side, and snatched the scroll from his hand: "Senior brother, you have been hiding from me and refusing to see me for this?
Nie Xiaoqiao stood aside and listened: "Soul Consciousness Travel, "Dream Urging Dafa", what does it mean?"
Yongmu turned around, not daring to look at people: "No...... Nothing interesting, I'll go first. ”
The words fell, and he turned in a circle in place, turning into a beam of colored light and rushing away into the sky.
Nie Xiaoqiao saw the clue, and unconsciously blushed: "Bastard! It turns out that you have been teasing me! This dream is something you can come and go as you say, what kind of demon method have you learned, you explain it to me!" Looking up at the sky, the colored light has long disappeared, she couldn't get angry, and turned her head to ask Xie Gongbao: "Gongbao, he's gone, you tell me, what's going on?"
Xie Gongbao was just about to answer, his eyes went dark, his soul was in a trance, and he woke up.