Chapter 2 Ridiculous Things

The city of Yudu has long been in chaos, and the little ghosts and miscellaneous servants are rushing one by one, shouting and screaming, how can there still be half of the body? The imposing ghost pawns in Pingsuli are also flawless to care about these fuss little ghosts, or gather together to whisper, or hurried to the head of the city to garrison.

At the end of the long street, there was a sudden sound of thunderous hooves, and a team of more than 50 horsemen patrolling the city skirted the corner of the street and rushed towards the city gate. Somehow, it is rare for the ghosts in the capital to see the city patrol horse on weekdays, and they should be afraid and respectful when they see it, but at this time, there is more taste of seeing the dead ghost in their eyes when they look at the city patrol horse.

This small group of patrol horses and dozens of other teams of patrol horses converged at the gate of the city, and then the gate of the city was opened, and thousands of horsemen and horses raised their battle flags, rolled out of the city, and disappeared in the light mist in a blink of an eye.

In the organ room of the city wall, hundreds of powerful ghosts with a height of five feet and muscles exhaled and opened their voices, pushing the winch together, and the two extremely heavy city gates slowly closed. With a bang, the stainless steel door bolt that was one zhang thick and two zhang wide fell on the lock, completely locking the city gate. Looking at this meaning, it seems that he doesn't want to leave a way back for the patrol horses who fought the decisive battle in the city.

In the ten halls of Hades, it is so quiet at this moment that even one of them can be heard on the ground, which is completely different from the hustle and bustle outside the hall. At this time, the remaining nine Ten Hall Yama Kings all arrived in the palace of King Qin Guang. The ten Hades sat in a group, with different expressions, some were anxious, some were forced to be calm, some were indifferent, some were unfathomable, and some were gloating.

Regardless of their expressions, all the Hades sat upright, like ancient pine bronze bells, and they didn't move. If it weren't for the occasional eye movement and the change of facial expression, it might make people think that it was a few clay and wood statues. There is only one equal king in it who is different, looking like he is sitting on pins and needles, and he can't help but twist his body. Although the wind in the hall was gusting and the cold was heavy, he couldn't help but drip a lot of sweat on his forehead, and his luxurious royal clothes were almost soaked with sweat.

A ghost attendant rushed into the hall with small fragments all the way, and said to the ground: "Report! General Zhao has led a large army out of the city for a decisive battle!"

King Ping's face looked a little better, and he quietly raised his sleeves and wiped the sweat from his face.

King Qin Guang sat in the middle, looking at his nose, nose and mouth, and mouth and heart, except for waving his hand to order the ghost attendant to retreat, his whole body did not move at all. In front of him was a pillar of three-inch incense, and the incense the size of a copper coin was bright and dark. The incense burned very fast, and gradually shortened at a speed visible to the naked eye. The other eight kings also sat still, waiting for the battle report.

Not long after, a sudden sound of footsteps sounded outside the hall. The king of equality only listened to the rhythm of this footstep, and an ominous thought had already arisen in his heart, and his face turned three points white at the moment.

Sure enough, a ghost attendant strode in, and a fish jumped to the ground, shouting in a trembling voice: "General Zhao died in battle, and the whole army of five thousand patrol city armor horses is exhausted!"

At this moment, the pillar of incense had just burned an inch.

With a bang, the bronze lord on the low table in front of the king of equality fell to the ground, and the wine spilled on the ground!

King Qin Guang didn't move a moment as if he was asleep, he didn't seem to hear what the ghost servant just said, and even the wine syrup on the ground flowed over, wetting the corners of his clothes, and he seemed to be completely unconscious. And the rest of the eight kings were all suddenly too vain at this moment, as if they had suddenly made up their minds to seek the immortal path, ready to be born into his hundreds of years of great determination.

King Ping looked at the kings one by one, and the more he looked at it, the more desperate he became, and finally sat down, sighed, and said to King Qin Guang: "General Zhao died in battle, is there still a general in our ten halls who can resist that person? Alas, self-destruction of the Great Wall, self-destruction of the Great Wall!"

King Ping was already clearly accusing King Qin Guang of this, after all, it was King Qin Guang who was in charge of letting Su Ji take away my family that day. With the combat power that my family can fight with Su Jiao, if I am here today, I may have turned the tide of the war.

But King Qin Guang didn't seem to understand the meaning of King Equality's words at all, and just said calmly: "The kings don't need to panic, forgive how vast the demon's magical powers are, and they will never be able to cross this hundred miles of weak water." We just have to shut the door and keep it out. We can't get out, but he can't get in either. Wait a little longer, his patience will run out, and he will retreat on its own. ”

The King of Equality lost his voice and said, "How can you wait?!"

Seeing that the kings had entered the realm of transformation with their hearts like ancient wells, and made up their minds to shrink to the center of the capital, King Ping gritted his teeth, got up from the table, and bowed down in the center of the main hall, saying: "Princes save me!"

When the Eight Kings were still in the fugue, King Qin Guang had already left the table and stood up, helped King Ping up, and reprimanded: "What did Lord Lu say? Hurry up, how can you be called Xiao Wang like this? What does Lord Lu want Xiao Wang to do, just open your mouth! You ..... aren't you trapped in this king's injustice?"

King Ping smiled bitterly, he had been a minister in the same hall for hundreds of years, how could he not know that King Qin Guang was a person? If King Qin Guang was such a good-looking figure, how could he live in the first palace for so long?

But now, the king couldn't help but hesitate, and immediately forcibly bowed to the ground, and said: "Now we really can't allow that demon to be so presumptuous! Although General Zhao died in battle, there are still dozens of generals who can fight in my ten halls, and if we do all the hidden soldiers, there will be enough 100,000 armor horses to patrol the city! When the army goes out of the city, it will definitely be able to exterminate the demons!"

King Qin Guang pondered for a long time, and waited for the King of Equality to be like a burner, and Fang Shi stroked his beard and said slowly: "It's not appropriate." ”

The King of Equality's voice was a little hoarse, and hissed, "What's wrong?"

King Qin Guang Xu said: "The capital is vast, although the number of 100,000 patrol city armor horses is numerous, but there are still insufficient guards everywhere, how can we divide the troops?

"How can you lose with a hundred blows to one?!" the King of Equality was furious.

King Qin Guang shook his head and said, "Lord Lu's words are wrong. General Zhao was the first fierce general of the Ten Palaces, and he led 5,000 armored horses to battle, but he was killed by 1,000 Yin soldiers of the other side and wiped out the whole army, and the demon had not made a move at all! Although Xiao Wang did not understand military affairs, he also knew the truth that soldiers were expensive but not expensive. If the demon adopts the strategy of avoiding the real and attacking the false, and gradually encroaching, no matter how many troops are dispatched, it will be useless. Even if it's a million patrol horses, it's just a matter of letting him kill for a few more days. ”

King Ping also knew that King Qin Guang's words were true, and when he saw that the kings of all the palaces had realized the heart of heaven and ignored the turbidity, he had to sigh and stop this thought. Of the 100,000 horses patrolling the city, 70,000 were scattered in the ten halls, and they were assigned to the ten kings of Hades. The ghosts and horses under the command of each hall are like the private soldiers of the kings, and even the king of Qin Guang has no right to mobilize the subordinate soldiers of the other Yama halls. Looking at the current situation, even if King Qin Guang pretended to agree, the rest of the kings would not be willing to borrow troops.

General Zhao, who had just left the city and died, was the number one general in front of the palace of the king of equality, and the five thousand armored horses leading the city were all the soldiers of the king of equality. King Ping was forced to be helpless, and had to send all his troops out of the city to fight to the death, but he didn't expect to be killed in a moment. Now in his sixth hall, I'm afraid that he won't even be able to make up ten armor horses to patrol the city. As for the other ghosts and miscellaneous soldiers in the palace, although there are more than 1,000 of them, it is okay to bully and bully the ghosts who are in prison, and if they go out of the city to fight, they will be sent to death.

At this time, Wang Shi was exhausted, gritted his teeth and said, "How about handing over the reincarnation box?"

King Qin Guang smiled slightly and said, "Lord Lu said that he was smiling. If Xiao Wang remembers correctly, you had annotated it under the name of Ji Ruochen in that reincarnation book. Now you want to hand over this reincarnation book to him? This is a crime that violates the rules of heaven, do you want everyone in this palace to accompany you to commit a crime? It's just that in the past friendship, Xiao Wang just didn't hear anything, what does Lord Lu want to do, you can do it yourself. ”

King Ping grabbed the sleeve of King Qin Guang's robe, and said hurriedly: "But my reincarnation book is in your hands, how can you not do it with me?"

King Qin Guang's face sank, and he said: "Lord Lu is joking again, the reincarnation book is kept by each hall itself, how can this king have your ninth palace's reincarnation book in his hand?"

King Ping was furious and shouted: "I was forced to do it that day, and I personally handed over the reincarnation book with Ji Ruochen's name to you, but you never returned it! This is what all the princes have seen! You have to deny it!"

King Qin Guang's face remained unchanged, and he said, "Is it? Which prince saw it?"

King Ping looked around, and saw that all the kings were either looking around, or saying that they had not seen it, or nourishing their minds, he smiled miserably, grabbed the head of King Qin Guang's criticism, and shouted: "Okay, good! The surname Jiang, since you don't live with this king, I will fight with you today!"

King Qin Guang protected his head and hurriedly shouted: "Lord Lu is drunk, left and right, send the prince back to the palace quickly!"

Several stout warriors had already rushed into the temple and dragged the King of Equality out of the palace, and the King of Equality scolded endlessly along the way.

Until the scolding of the King of Equality was far away, King Qin Guang stroked his beard and said: "That Ji Ruochen went and returned, his magical powers have increased greatly, and now he is blocking the city and calling the formation, and his arrogance is monstrous!

All the kings said in unison: "We are so stupid, we really can't think of a countermeasure, everything should be seen by King Xue." ”

King Qin Guang did not shirk, and said at the moment: "It is better to be still than to be still, I will wait for a while to watch the changes." ”

Seeing this, the eight Hades left one by one.

At this moment, the shore of the weak water was slaughtered, and the wide river beach was covered with the corpses of the armored horses patrolling the city. They were either pierced through the chest and abdomen, or beheaded by a sword, almost all of them were fatal.

In front of this messy battlefield, there was an ebony Eight Immortals chair, and he sat on the chair, looking at the weak water from afar, thoughtfully. Behind him, a five-foot-long, extremely sturdy soldier held a big banner high, and a big seal with a dragon flying and phoenix dancing was embroidered on the dark black flag: Ji.

After the banner, five hundred ghost soldiers lined up in a horizontal row, carrying a giant axe upside down. Five hundred beast riders lined up in the back row. They had just slaughtered five times as many as the city-patrolling horses, and they had all absorbed the souls of the city-patrolling horses before they died, and they were still unfinished at the moment, and they were even more murderous.

He sat there for a moment, his brows furrowed, and shouted, "Why hasn't there been any movement yet?"

The jade boy next to him hurriedly said: "Lord Ji, all the people who came just now are under the Equality King, and now there may be a dispute between the kings of the palaces, I don't know how to distribute the troops, and I am afraid of the lord's soldiers, so I haven't seen the troops for a long time." ”

He snorted and said, "Didn't you say that there are a total of 100,000 city-patrolling horses under the command of the Ten Palaces Yama King? I only placed a thousand Yin pawns here, why don't they dare to go out of the city? Or is it that there are other people with great powers in the city of Xudu who can see my army in the distance?"

Yu Tong hurriedly patted his horse and said: "The soldiers under the command of the lord are too fierce, and they are really killing too fast." It is also common for the Ten Hall Yama Kings to be afraid of war. ”

He said coldly: "I don't care if they are afraid of the war or not, and then scold them until they are scolded......! Hmph!"

Yu Tong's face turned pale, and he hurriedly floated to the shoulder of a giant man with a big belly like a drum in front of the formation, and chattered in his ear. The giant man nodded as he listened, and when Yu Tong finished speaking, he took a deep breath, only to see that the skin and flesh in his neck were swollen in circles, more than three times thicker, and his belly was also high and bulging, as if he was inflated by air.

The jade boy's head was covered with a layer of purple light, blocking out all sounds.

The giant man's mouth was open, and countless ripples could almost be seen spewing out from the huge mouth, coalescing into bundles, crossing the weak water, and rushing straight towards the city! The yin soldiers and ghost soldiers behind the giant man could only see bursts of roaring thunder, but what the ghosts guarding the head of the city of Xudu heard were incomparably clear and scolding. The scolding sounded neither harsh nor weakened with distance, and it was no different from hearing it in the Ten Halls of Hades.

The scolding is really wonderful.

This long paragraph, naming names, is all towards the King of Equality.

Before the disaster, Jade Tong was the most favored person by the side of King Equality. He was born extremely handsome, smart and clever, and his scheming was also insidious and vicious, and he could help the King of Equality in many things, and he was by no means a soft-footed man who only relied on a face to eat. King Ping had already relied on Yutong as his right-hand man, and he did not avoid him in anything. Just to get some merit for Yu Tong, he can drive his patrol car to him, which shows his love for Yu Tong. Because of this, Jade Tong knows all the secrets of the Equality King.

It's like any mediocrity and nonsense, it all depends on what you like and dislike, you criticize life and death, and you can't get to the bottom of it. Asking for bribes, conniving at murderers, and taking the blame for the lonely souls and wild ghosts who have no yin wealth and filial piety, distributing hot oil to hell, and not being able to live forever are not a big deal. Even if he deliberately did not send reinforcements, he dared to fight against his Yin Si General to fight alone in the wilderness and finally end up killing the whole army with a knife, which can also be put aside for the time being.

These charges are too commonplace. Previously, Yutong had been scolding for an hour, but only one General Zhao and five thousand city patrol armor horses were scolded. After that, no matter how much he scolded, no matter how much he exposed the king's old bottom, there was no movement in the capital city.

This time, Yu Tong knew that he was not doing his job well, and Master Ji was really angry. After falling into the hands of this Master Ji, Yu Tong only felt that his current situation could be regarded as unable to survive and death, which was really unimaginably miserable in the past. But obviously, Lord Naji also has another thunder method! What is the specific method, how dare Yu Tong try?

At a time when the severity of this was far beyond what could be described as a matter of life and death, Yu Tong's thoughts were like a spring, and his scolding skills suddenly improved by leaps and bounds.

He started with the trivial things about the life of the equal king. There are also kings who get drunk at the night banquet and strip their clothes when they hug a handsome young ghost waiter, forgetting that all the other nine palace kings are all present. This kind of evil form and evil state, in fact, only the ghost servants and yin maids who have been waiting in the ten halls for a long time know a little bit, and it is not only unique to the King of Equality.

That giant man was the scolder in the camp of the underworld, and his abilities were all in his throat and the endless breath in his chest and abdomen. If it is just a hundred miles, then scolding for three days and nights is as easy as drinking blood. Sending a sound across borders for hundreds of miles like this, and making the ten halls of the Hades King hear, although it is much more difficult, it will not hurt the muscles and bones for half a day. I don't know why the previous general suddenly had a whimsical idea that there was such a strange pawn in the battalion.

The noise in the city stopped early, and there was silence everywhere, whether it was the judge ghost servant or the new soul who had not been released from prison, they all listened quietly, lest they miss a word.

In the ninth hall, King Ping's face was as red as blood, but he felt a mouthful of fishy sweetness blocked in his chest. It was actually very common for Jade Tong to expose these ugly things about him, but he knew that Jade Tong would never just say this.

This is really just the beginning.

The jade fairy tale turned to talk about the special hobbies of the Equality King. For example, when arraigning the soul of a prisoner, if he meets the soul of the young man who agrees, the king likes to torture him the most, from the fact that he has promised his husband in the sun, and asks when he is secretly pregnant with spring, when he is first humane, how many spring breezes there are in January, how much he must be sent to Fang Jue Huanxi every time he is happy, and so on. When asked about the itch, he will occasionally condescend to the dignity and personally go into battle to test the authenticity of the confession. The dragon chariot is also a wonderful thing, the king of equality likes to play with the prostitute maid in the car, and must open the window, only put the curtain, and have to have the front and back hugs, driving in the downtown area, so that you can have fun.

If that's all there is to it, that's it.

The next thing to talk about is the equality of the king and the prostitution. This matter has just been mentioned, and regardless of the yang and yin worlds, it is not uncommon for good men to be seen. But people who are prostitutes have always been pampered, but this equal king is fortunate to be lucky.

In the ninth hall of the King of Equality, although the rules for disciplining his subordinates are big, among the waiters and maids waiting at the side of the hall at this moment, there are those who really can't control themselves, and occasionally they will sneak a glance at the fine skin and white flesh on the King of Equality.

Although the king of equality is mediocre, he is also a ghost and immortal with duties and responsibilities, and he has long taken every move of his subordinates into account, and he can't bear it anymore at the moment, and spews a mouthful of blood angrily!

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