005 Your company's weapons want to be a female star

Garrick's home is remote, he buys his own plot of land and builds his own house, on the edge of a lake.

Jin Shi is too big to enter the house.

Garrick set up a simple tent for Jin Shi in the forest outside the house, which was actually a cloth roof between a few trees.

Kim sat by the fire roasting meat, and Garrick was busy there.

Gene Energy Inc. –

"Garrick went home, but I found in his card history that he had bought a lot of food, very, very much, not at all like what humans needed. Blake said.

"A lot of people in his family?"

"No, he lives alone, he doesn't have a family, and if he were alone, he would never be able to eat that much, unless he wanted to use food as a doomsday reserve. ”

"That is, there is a guy in his house who eats an astonishing amount besides him?" Blair's eyes lit up, his eyes full of greed.

"If there is no accident, it is likely that it is the giant ape, maybe they have been related for a long time, and the giant ape is here to save him. ”

"It looks like we need to come up with a new plan, a more elaborate and detailed plan, because that guy is too smart. ”

......

Garrick discovers that Kim is too smart.

The clever ones are scary.

His ability to learn is no less than that of a human.

No, perhaps more than humans.

For example, he already knows how to watch TV.

For this reason, he actually removed the window and ran to the living room to watch TV.

And many jokes and even slang in the TV series, it can actually understand them.

However, Garrick also discovers that the giant ape is a dead house.

Its favorite food is not fruits, but the four artifacts of the fat house!

Fried chicken, chips, cola, burgers.

Garrick came back from the supermarket and brought in another batch of ingredients today.

Garrick pushed open the door: "Kim, come and help me unload the goods." ”

But the moment he pushed the door open, he felt blind.

Jin Xi hurriedly turned off the TV.

"What were you looking at?"

Whew-

Jin Yan clenched his fists, and his fierce light was revealed: "Do you want to be killed?"

"Well, I didn't see anything. ”

Garrick swallowed, "If you really need it, I'll spend fifty dollars...... No, maybe you need a hundred dollars. ”

Jin Shi really fell into thought, and then looked at his lower body, and Garrick also looked at Jin Shi's lower body.

"Forget it, I think it's going to be a murder. ”

Jin Xi is also a little frustrated, and the size mismatch is indeed a big trouble.

"Uh...... If you really need it, I can find someone with a big physique, and I think they might be able to satisfy you. ”

Roar –

Convex (β€”_β€”) convex!

After unloading the goods, Garrick was about to clean up the nest of the gold shop, and found two oversized wild boars lying in the nest of the gold shop.

"Kim, where did this come from?"

Eat, bake –

"Well, I'm not going to barbecue something this big, you can do it yourself. ”

Jin Xian was able to hunt on his own, which also relieved Garrick's pressure.

After all, Jin Shi is too good to eat.

One or two meals are fine, but he eats thousands of dollars every day, who can afford to eat like this.

Over the next two days, Garrick discovers that Kim is learning English.

In fact, Jin Shi originally studied it in college, and now it can only be regarded as a review.

Mainly in terms of writing, it is the weakness of Jinshi.

In two or three days, Garrick found that Jin Shi would use his mobile phone to surf the Internet.

And the saddest thing is that he found that his IQ may or may not be as good as the giant ape in front of him.

Of course, this also makes it easier for them to communicate.

Jin Shi can already use his mobile phone to convey his words.

"Don't you really need me to find you a chubby girl of three hundred pounds?"

"You shut up for me, my aesthetics are the same as human beings, if you want to find me, find me a female star. ”

"No, I can't afford to pay that much. ”

"If I go to Hollywood and be a star, will I be able to soak in them? Maybe some of them like to be different. ”

"Even if you do become a big star, what if you soak them, let them use their hands......? Were you looking at something strange again before I came in?"

"It's not my fault, I turned on the TV and that's what it was playing. ”

"Damn, you're watching premium channels again?"

Suddenly, the alarm bell rang out in the room.

"What is this?"

"Damn, someone's barged into here. ”

Garrick's face changed as he set up traps and alarms on the outskirts of his house.

Those alarms were triggered.

"You are exposed, get out of here at once, and go into the forest, no one will be able to catch you in the forest. Garrick immediately shouted, "Immediately, immediately." ”

Garrick immediately flipped out his weapon.

But Jin Shi didn't leave, and also grabbed a vehicle-mounted machine gun.

The recoil of this vehicle-mounted machine gun is a hammer for humans.

But for Jin Shi, it's just like ***.

"You're not leaving?"

"If I'm gone, you'll be caught by them, and they'll turn you into RBQ in order to interrogate me. ”

"It's useless for you to stay, we can't fight the entire Gene Energy Corporation. ”

"Then run away. ”

"Where are you going to run away? Are you going to make me a savage?"

"Do you have the handle of a genetic energy company? like the shady things they made you do? like the board of directors collectively saving women who have fallen away, or their wives putting green hats on them, or ......?"

"Stop...... I'm just a supernumerary mercenary, how can I get my hands on any secrets. ”

"Am I not counting their company secrets?"

"Well, except for you...... However, I think that if they know that the weapons they make only want to be female stars, they will probably dissect you directly. ”

"It seems that there is only one way. ”

"What's the solution?"

"Call the police. ”

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After being silent for a while, Garrick looked at Jin Shi silently: "Why is the word alarm so awkward to come out of your mouth." ”

Suddenly, a creepy feeling came to work.

"Oh no!" Kim grabbed Garrick and blocked him with his huge body.

Boom –

"My house!!" Garrick roared.

Jin Shi looked at a tank on the periphery, and then at the armed men looming in the surrounding woods.

"Do you want me to avenge your house?"

β€œf***”

"You're actually f*** to me, do you want to be my rbq?"

One man and one ape looked at each other silently, and then tacitly terminated the topic that made them both disgusting.

"An idea popped into me. ”

"Do you have a way to get out?"

"No, it's an idea to make money. ”

"Wake up, you're a monkey, are you going back to the circus to sell yourself?" Garrick had always thought that the gold company might have escaped from the circus, and later mutated when he came into contact with the chemicals of Gene Energy.

"No, believe my IQ, haven't you noticed that I'm actually much smarter than you, you can only make money with your muscles, but I can make money with my brain. ”