"Hey, you're really ...... He...... Servant?...... Humans?"

"Of course...... I...... Awesome......"

In a daze, the voice of the main duck and the girlish voice of the hen came into Tao Zhaide's mind again.

The voices were indistinct, bringing him back from his coma, little by little.

"I said you, is it really okay to directly help human beings like this? We are just 'templates', when the Yuan Shi Immortal designed us, he forgot to set the 'lifespan', but it didn't make us mess with the world. ”

"I knew it, so I put him on the snowy mountain for three days, and waited until he could find shelter from the wind and rain on his own, and when he could find something to eat. In order to prevent him from oversleeping in the morning and freezing the little girl in his arms to death, I specially slapped his head to make him not sleep too deeply...... Ah, he's awake. ”

Tao Zhaide opened his eyes in a daze, and the first thing he saw after opening his eyes was the head of the duck. In addition to the duck, there is also the head of a white-feathered hen.

"Ah............ Ahh

Tao Zhaide straightened up suddenly, groping in both directions in a panic. However, the hen next to him directly opened one of her wings and pressed it on his chest to tell him not to panic. After that, she turned around and gently moved a swaddling cloth behind her with her wings: "Don't worry, this human is in good hands here." ”

Little Debt seemed to be asleep now, her mouth half-open, foaming at the corners of her mouth.

Seeing that the debt was safe and sound, Tao Zhaide breathed a sigh of relief. He took the debt and looked again at a chicken and a duck in front of him.

Though...... They are poultry.

But in front of them, recalling the battle he had just seen, Tao Zhaide was still a little nervous, and quickly stood up.

The hen raised her head, looked Tao Zhaide up and down, then stretched out her wings and pointed at him, and said to the duck, "Where did you come from to take such a human girl back as a servant?

The duck shook his wings and said helplessly, "What do you mean by taking a maid? This guy is a male." Don't look at him so cute in a skirt, in fact, there are cocks underneath. ”

The hen cocked her wings directly, poked directly at the duck's chest, and said loudly: "What do you mean?!Did you come to insult me on purpose?!"

The duck didn't seem to want to be entangled with this hen all the time, so he walked directly in front of Tao Zhaide, pointed to the hen behind him, and coughed.

"Well, servant. Let me introduce you to you, this is the first chicken in the world. Like me, she was created by the Yuan Shi Immortal. According to Yuan Shixian's original setting, she should be my wife. ”

"Ah???h

Now, it was Tao Zhaide's turn to drop his jaw on the ground, and he couldn't hold it at all.

He looked left and right at the white-feathered duck, and then at the white-feathered chicken over there, his brain, which was a little unable to turn around, seemed even more incomprehensible.

"Lord Duck?" you mean...... This hen ...... Ah, no, it's the hen Daisen...... Is that your wife?"

The hen continued to laugh delicately in that nice girlish voice. It raised its wings, patted the duck's back, and said with a smile: "No, it's just that Lord Yuan Shi Immortal originally wanted to set it up." Yuan Shi Xian created this duck and me respectively, and then, according to the original idea of the adults, he wanted to treat the two of us as one race and continue to do so. However, after the creation was completed, the Yuan Shi Immortal realized that there was no way to adjust the harmony of the two of us' offspring, so he had to give up and recreate other normal male ducks, hens, roosters and hens according to the appearance of the two of us. ”

Tao Zhaide was a little confused again, and he shook his head again and again: "But...... But! You're a chicken...... And the main duck ...... It's a duck?!Why would the First Immortal want a chicken and a duck to have offspring?

"Oops, that's why I said this guy's head is a complete mess~~!"

The duck laughed, flapped the hen's wings, and walked up to Tao Zhaide. It coughed and said with a smile: "Yuan Shi Immortal, this guy, although he has created the entire world realm, but his brain is really very faulty. Although I don't deny that he did have offspring for some species that looked completely different from the male and female figures, this was the time of experience after all. The two of us are the second and third beings created by the Primordial Immortals, and naturally, our bodies are full of the Primordial Immortals...... Well...... If you say something good, it's a whimsical idea, and if you say something unpleasant, it's a neurotic idea. ............ To put it more simply, it's a flaw. ”

Tao Zhaide was still stunned, and he still didn't seem to understand. The debt in his arms screamed, and he hurriedly coaxed and continued—

"I ...... I still don't understand it. Yuan Shi Immortal is the greatest immortal, he created the entire nameless world, and he is the greatest immortal. How could a creature be created...... Flawed?"

The duck sighed and shook his head. It spread its wings and said slowly—

"Well, just a quick example. Servant, if you open a ** in the most prosperous and best place in the capital, the business is extremely prosperous every day, and the business is very good. But suddenly, on a whim, you built a huge open dung pit directly next to your **. You say, would you do such a thing?"

Tao Zhaide closed his eyes and thought carefully.

Well...... In the most prosperous area of the capital, there is a **...... Then every night, the red lanterns are hung high, and countless delicate and beautiful ** women are either at the door, or snuggled on the guardrail on the second floor, and throw their charming eyes to those romantic talents who are looking for flowers and willows, a beautiful scenery.

Then, next to this **...... It's a huge open manure pit???

Thinking of this, Tao Zhaide immediately shook his head like a rattle and said, "I won't do this." Opening a manure pit next to **, I know that I am stupid, but I am not so stupid. ”

Hearing his words, the duck immediately pointed at Tao Zhaide with his wings, turned to the hen and said, "Look, this stupid boy is smarter than Yuan Shixian. You still don't admit that the adult you speak of is a sheer psychopath?"

The hen's body trembled a little, as if she was angry and wanted to die, but there was no way to refute it.

Tao Zhaide asked, "What's the matter? Why am I smarter than Yuan Shixian?"

The duck said directly: "It's very simple, Yuan Shixian did this." It's a fool's errand to open a manure pit next to **. ”

Tao Zhaide: "Ah............ I still can't understand it. ”

The duck sighed, stretched out his wings and pointed directly at Tao Zhaide's skirt...... No, to be precise, it took two steps, lifted his skirt at once, pointed to the "little elephant" below him and said, "This is your human **." But again, this one is also a manure pit. It's still a small, in the back...... There's also a big dung pit here. ”

It loosened its skirt, took two steps back, folded its wings, and continued—

"Only a psychotic like him would have thought of building two sewer mains directly next to the highest recreation center of mankind. One of the sewer mains was even merged directly into the entertainment center, which led to you humans, me, ducks, her, chickens, and many other animals directly continuing this brain-pumping design. He didn't care how many animals were killed each year due to bacterial infections in the sewers. ”

Tao Zhaide: "Huh, what are ??? bacteria?"

The duck wagged his wings: "You don't care about this for now. Anyway, I thought from the beginning that guy was definitely a guy with a worse brain than you. ”