02

Guo Dalu and Wang Dong are not poor every day, they are poor all the time, and occasionally they will not be poor, but no one knows when they will not be poor, let alone where their money comes from.

Even they don't know.

Their money always comes by surprise, and even they themselves are a little baffled.

This may be because they spend more money more inexplicably.

It was almost autumn, and the trees in the back garden of "Fugui Villa" suddenly produced sweet and big pears on the trees, which could be filled with dozens of baskets when picked, and they were sold for twenty or thirty taels of silver.

After the pears grew from the tree by themselves, someone came to ask for the price and picked them from the tree themselves, and they didn't need to help a little from beginning to end.

The money is almost like falling from the sky, and of course it must be celebrated.

To celebrate, of course, you can't do without wine, and with wine, you can't do without meat.

"Wear prestige, bet on hedging, and prostitute into nothing", only "eating" is the most affordable, this is Wang Dong's principle, and it is also his greatest enjoyment.

In the beginning, he always ate lying down and sleeping, and when he was happy, he sat up, but when he was tired of eating, he had to lie down and eat again.

So his bed was greasy than the kitchen table, and no matter where you went, you would always find a piece or two of leftover meat, three or four bones that hadn't been eaten yet.

Although Guo Dalu doesn't like clean people very much, he would rather sleep on the floor than lie on his bed.

Wang Dong was happy to enjoy a bed alone, which was not only his sleeping place, but also his living room, his garden, and his dining table.

The best part is that he can still lie in bed and drink, first put the bottle to his mouth, and then "coo" and drink it in one gulp, and never a drop of wine will leak out.

Guo Dalu admired him very much, and he also wanted to learn, but he was a little hesitant, and couldn't help asking: "Can you drink while lying down?"

Wang Dong said: "Of course you can drink it." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Will it squirt out of the nose?"

Wang said: "Never, even if you drink it hanging from your head and feet, it will not squirt out of your nose." ”

Guo Dalu said: "How do you know?"

Wang said, "I tried. ”

Guo Dalu smiled and said, "You don't even bother to sit, how can you hang yourself up?"

Wang said, "If you don't believe it, why don't you try it yourself?"

So Guo Dalu hung himself up, and then put the wine bottle to his mouth, and slowly drank it to his stomach one by one, and just after two sips, the wine had squirted out of his nose.

At this moment, he saw Yan Qi - first saw Yan Qi's feet.

Yan Qi's feet may be no different from others, but the pair of boots he wears are very special.

The boots he wore were made of calfskin, and the handiwork was extremely delicate, and there were patterns on them, which were no less than the boots worn on the feet of the great prince.

This is not surprising.

Strangely, his boots have everything, except no soles.

The clothes he was wearing were also gorgeous and fitted perfectly, but now they had been torn to pieces, and there was simply no place for it.

Only the hat he wears on his head is a very beautiful hat.

He is not too tall, but he has long hands and feet.

His face was very delicate, even a little like that of a little girl, with big eyes, a small mouth, and two dimples when he laughed, but when he didn't laugh, his face immediately became cold, and his face was so white that it was almost unapproachable.

His clothes used to seem to be pale cyan, but now they are red and yellow.

Yellow nature is mud, but what is red?

Is it blood?

The two of them were drinking at home, and suddenly they were startled when they suddenly saw such a person breaking in.

But Guo Dalu and Wang Dong were still asleep and hanging, as if they didn't see this person at all.

If you walk into a room and see a man sleeping in a bed drinking, a man hanging upside down drinking, you will think that you have entered a madhouse, and even if you are not so frightened that you run away from the door, you will inevitably have a hairy scalp.

But this person didn't seem to be surprised at all, as if it was a normal way to drink while hanging, and it should be strange to sit and drink, this person was Yan Qi.

Guo Dalu's feet hung upside down on the roof beams.

Yan Qi suddenly flipped in the air, hung a pair of feet upside down on the roof beam, and faced Guo Dalu's face, as if he felt that this was the only way to speak.

But he didn't say a word.

Guo Dalu began to think that this person was interesting again, and suddenly squeezed his eyes and grimaced.

Yan Qi also squeezed his eyes and grimaced.

Guo Dalu said: "Hello. ”

Yan Qi said: "Okay." ”

Guo Dalu rolled his eyes and said, "Take a sip of wine?"

Yan Qi said: "Okay." ”

Guo Dalu immediately handed over the wine bottle, he wanted to see the appearance of the wine coming out of this person's nose.

Who knew that this person's skills were much stronger than him, "goo-goo-goo-goo", and drank most of the bottles of wine in one go, without even leaking a drop.

Guo Dalu's eyes were already straight, and he said, "You have drunk like this before?"

Yan Qi said: "I've drunk it a few times." ”

He smiled suddenly, and continued, "I want to see if I can drink like this." ”

If a man has even tried such things, he will not do very little.

Guo Dalu couldn't help but laugh and said, "What else have you tried to do?"

Yan Qi said: "What you can say, I have probably tried all of them." ”

Guo Dalu smiled: "There are probably few things in the world that are more uncomfortable than hanging upside down and drinking, right?"

Yan Qi said: "There are a few more." ”

Guo Dalu said: "What's more, what's the most uncomfortable thing?"

Yan Qidao: "The most uncomfortable thing is to be nailed to a coffin and buried in the ground. ”

Guo Dalu's eyes widened, and he said, "Have you tried this kind of thing too?"

Yan Qi said: "I haven't tried too many times, but it's only twice." ”

Guo Dalu suddenly jumped down from mid-air and glared at him.

Yan Qi didn't have any expression on his face.

After a long time, Guo Dalu sighed and said, "If you are not a braggart king, you must be a monster." ”

Wang Dong suddenly said: "He is a monster. ”

Yan Qi smiled and said, "Each other." ”

Guo Dalu stroked his palms and laughed, and said, "Yes, yes, everyone is a monster, otherwise they wouldn't have come here." ”

Suddenly, he continued, "The first time I came here, I wanted to be a robber, what about you?"

Yan Qidao: "I don't want to be a robber, because I have long been a robber." ”

Guo Dalu looked him up and down a few times, and couldn't help but smile: "A robber like you must be a stupid robber." ”

Yan Qidao: "It's not stupid, it's just bad luck." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Bad luck?"

Yan Qi sighed and said, "If it weren't for bad luck, how could you break into here." ”

Guo Dalu said: "By the way, what do you want to do here?"

Yan Qi said: "I don't want to do anything, I just want to find a place to hide." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Why hide?"

Yan Qi said: "Because someone wants to nail me in a coffin and bury me in the ground." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Who is it this time?"

Yan Qi said: "Ants." ”

Guo Dalu opened his mouth wide, almost his jaw dropped, and said, "You...... What do you say?"

Yan Qi said: "I said ants. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Ant ?......"

He suddenly smiled and bent over, gasping for breath: "If you are even afraid of ants, you are really brave." ”

Yan Qi sighed, shook his head and said, "It seems that you haven't been in the rivers and lakes at all, and you don't even know what an 'ant' is." ”

Guo Dalu said: "When I was three years old, I knew what an ant was. ”

Yan Qidao: "What is it?"

Guo Dalu said: "It is a very small, very small insect that crawls around on the ground. There are quite a few of Wang Dong's beds, and I can catch a few of them for you at any time. ”

Yan Qi said: "I'm not talking about this kind of ant, it's a human." ”

Guo Dalu was stunned and said, "People?

Yan Qidao: "It's four people, these four people are the ant king, and there are many small ants under him." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Oh?"

Yan Qidao: "One of these four people is called Golden Ant, one is called Silver Ant, one is called Red Ant, and one is called White Ant. ”

Guo Dalu couldn't help laughing and said, "Since there are red ants and white ants, there should be black ants." ”

Yan Qi said: "Originally, there was indeed one, but now it is dead." ”

Guo Dalu blinked and said, "Since it's obviously a human, why do you call it a little ant?"

Yan Qidao: "Many people have nicknames. ”

Guo Dalu said: "If you want to take a nickname, you should at least take a majestic name, such as what is called 'winged tiger', 'golden lion', any nickname is easy to take." Why are you called ants?"

Yan Qi said: "Because they are all very small, they are all dwarfs. ”

The more Guo Dalu listened, the more he didn't like it, but he still couldn't help laughing: "What's so terrible about a dwarf?"

Yan Qi said: "These dwarfs are not only terrifying, but also extremely terrifying, and there are only a few people in the world who are more terrible than them." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Oh? Could it be that they have great skills?"

Yan Qi said: "Each of them has a very special kind of kung fu, even the number one master of the Emei faction has died under them. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Since it's so terrible, why do you want to provoke them?"

Yan Qi sighed again and said, "Because I have been poor recently, and I have lost fifteen games in half a month, and even the soles of my shoes have been sold, and I use them to pay off my gambling ......debts."

Guo Dalu shouted and said, "What? You said you sold the soles of your shoes to pay the gamble?"

Yan Qi said: "Not bad. ”

Guo Dalu said: "How much gambling debt do you owe?"

Yan Qi said: "About seven or eight thousand taels." ”

Guo Dalu said: "How much did you sell the soles?"

Yan Qi said: "The two soles were sold for a total of 1,300 taels. ”

The more he talked, the more unspeakable he became, Guo Dalu simply wanted to hear what else he had to say, and desperately held back and laughed: "Then isn't there still six thousand seven hundred taels left?"

Yan Qi said: "That's why I have to fight other ideas." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Since you are a robber, why don't you rob it?"

Yan Qi Zhengse said: "Do you think that this robber of mine is robbed by anyone?"

Guo Dalu said: "You still pick people?"

Yan Qidao: "Not only pick people, but also pick very strongly, I don't rob if it's not a corrupt official, I don't rob if it's not a profiteer, I don't rob if it's not a robber, I don't rob if it's not a robber, I don't rob if it's not a person, and I don't rob if it's not in the right place." ”

Guo Dalu said: "It turns out that you, a robber, still rob robbers?"

Yan Qi said: "Yes, this is called black eating black." ”

Guo Dalu said: "So, your idea is to hit those ants." ”

Yan Qi said: "By the way, I happened to know that they had made a big deal in the past few days, so I went to ask them to borrow 10,000 taels of silver." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Did they agree?"

Yan Qi said: "A promise is a promise, but there is a condition." ”

Guo Dalu said: "What conditions?"

Yan Qi said: "They want me to sleep in a coffin, bury me in the ground for two more days, and see if I can die." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Haven't you done such a thing a long time ago?"

Yan Qi said: "Although I have done it, the taste is really uncomfortable." ”

Guo Dalu said: "So you didn't agree." ”

Yan Qidao: "I agreed, because any debt can be owed, only gambling debts cannot be owed." ”

Guo Dalu said: "You promised them, but you refused to admit it, so they came to chase you?"

Yan Qi said: "It's not bad at all. ”

Guo Dalu said: "What's your name?"

Yan Qi said: "Yan Qi." ”

Guo Dalu said: "You still have six brothers and sisters?"

Yan Qidao: "No." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Since you are not ranked seventh, why are you called Yan Qi?"

Yan Qi said: "Because I have died seven times. ”

Guo Dalu said: "If you die again, won't you be called Yan Ba?"

Yan Qi smiled bitterly and said, "Yan Qi's name is quite good, I don't want to change it anymore." ”

Guo Dalu suddenly bent down, laughed, laughed so much that tears and snot flowed out, pointed at him and smiled: "You are not a monster, you are an out-and-out braggart king." ”

Yan Qi said: "You don't believe what I said?"

Guo Dalu said: "I don't even believe a word, what you say won't even be believed by a three-year-old child." ”

Yan Qi sighed and said, "I didn't intend to tell the truth in the first place, because I have long known that lies are easier to believe than the truth. ”

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "If what you say is true, I would rather crawl on the ground ......"

Suddenly, someone said, "You can climb." ”

The voice was sharp and thin, and although it was not loud, it pierced people's ears numbly.

Guo Dalu raised his head and saw a person.

The man was standing on the ledge, but not as high as the window.

The window is only three and a half feet at most.

He was dressed in a glittering golden garment, and if it weren't for the beard on his face and the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes, anyone would have seen him as a child of five or six years old.

Guo Dalu was stunned for a long time before he let out a long breath and said, "You are the golden ant?"

The golden ant said: "Yes, so I can guarantee that everything he said is the truth, and not a word is false." ”

Guo Dalu exhaled again and said with a wry smile: "Since the golden ants are here, what about the silver ants?"

Before he could finish speaking, another person appeared in the window.

This man was taller than the golden ant, but at most, he was only two or three inches taller.

He was dressed in a silver glittering garment and a silver mask on his face, and he looked like a small monster made of silver, which was really indescribably mysterious and terrifying.

Even Guo Dalu felt a little creepy, and muttered, "It seems that the red ants must be wearing red clothes." ”

I heard one person laugh coquettishly: "You guessed it." ”

The laughter is crisp and coquettish, and such a beautiful laughter is rarely heard by anyone. As long as you hear this kind of laughter, you can imagine that the person who laughs must be beautiful.

Red ants are indeed beautiful.

A dwarf would not have been a well-proportioned figure, but she was an exception.

She is wearing a tight-fitting red dress, the thin place is not thick, the fat place is not thin, a dignified melon seed face, eyebrows like a distant mountain, eyes like spring water, a sweet smile, even thicker can not be dissolved, as long as she is doubled, she is a stunning beauty.

If she is really doubled, even a man like Guo Dalu may not hesitate to commit crimes for her.

Even if it hasn't been doubled, Guo Dalu's eyes can't help but straighten.

Her spring-like eyes were also glancing at Guo Dalu, and said with a smile: "Your eyes are not honest." ”

Guo Dalu sighed and said, "I'm not an honest person in the first place, and I don't have an honest place from head to toe. ”

Red Ant giggled, "Are you a pervert?"

Guo Dalu said: "Although it's not exactly, it's not much worse, but it's a pity that it's ......."

The smile on the red ant's face suddenly disappeared, and he said, "It's a pity?"

Guo Dalu said: "It's a pity that people can't shrink, otherwise I want to become a yellow ant." ”

The red ant bit his lip, and a sweet smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said, "You dare to tease me, you are really bold, aren't you afraid that my husband will be jealous?"

Guo Dalu said: "Who is your husband? White Ant ?...... I've heard that white ants can fly. ”

Red Ant smiled and said, "You guessed it again, what a genius child." ”

Amid the laughter of silver bells, something suddenly flew in from the window.

No matter how you look at it, such a thing doesn't look like a person, it is fluttering, like a faint cloud, and like a piece of white snow, flying in lightly, and suddenly "whirring" over Guo Dalu's head.

Guo Dalu only felt a chill on the top of his head, if he hadn't hid quickly, his head might have moved.

Just listen to the sound of "whew", and this thing flies back again.

Of course, this is not a human being, and human beings will never have such terrible light work.

But he was a man, a man dressed in snow-white clothes, with wide and large sleeves, like two wings, but he was thin and small, less than three and a half feet long, less than a foot wide, and if he were weighed on a scale, he would never weigh much more than a rabbit.

If you weren't such a person, how could you practice such light skills?

Guo Dalu sighed again and muttered, "White ants can really fly." ”

Yan Qidao: "White ants are the first in the world, red ants are hidden weapons all over their bodies, golden ants are invincible with fists and swords, and silver ants are invulnerable." I've said a long time ago that each of them has a very special kind of kung fu, and now, you should believe it, right?"

Guo Dalu smiled bitterly and said, "Do you want to climb now, or do you want to climb later?"

The white ant said coldly: "It's better to climb now, climb out, so as not to be carried out." ”

Red Ant laughed and said, "Look, I said he would be jealous, now you should believe it, right?"

The golden ant said: "Our business has nothing to do with you, you are indeed better to climb out." ”

Guo Dalu said: "I can't climb, you'd better teach me first." ”

Red Ant smiled: "It seems that we only bring one coffin is indeed too little, we should bring three." ”

Guo Dalu said: "You even brought the coffin, do you really want to nail him into the coffin?"

The golden ant said: "I have said a long time ago, and every word of what he said is true." ”

Yan Qi suddenly patted Guo Dalu on the shoulder and said with a smile: "This is the trouble I caused, I don't need you to be a hero and meddle." ”

Red Ant smiled: "That's right, you've already died seven times anyway, so why die one more time?"

Yan Qidao: "This is someone's place, I want to die, and I can't die here." ”

The white ant said, "Then you go out." ”

Yan Qi patted his clothes and said with a smile: "If you go out, you will go out...... You two, if I don't die this time, I'll definitely come back to you for a drink. ”

Wang Dong had been sleeping on the bed, not moving, and suddenly said at this moment: "Wait a minute." ”

The golden ant said, "What are you waiting for?"

Wang said, "Do you know what kind of place this is?"

The red ant laughed and said, "I know, this is your pig's nest." ”

Wang Dong said: "If this is a pig's nest, I am the pig king, and whoever comes here must listen to me." ”

The golden ant said angrily, "What do you want?"

Wang Dong said: "I want Yan Qi to stay and drink with me, it's not easy to find another person who can hang upside down to drink with me, how can I let him sleep in the coffin?"

Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Do you want to move?"

Wang Dong said: "These ants can bite, and I can't do it if I don't move." ”

Guo Dalu said: "How to move?"

Wang Dong said: "The red ants are mine, and the white ants belong to you." ”

The king moved at every turn, and when he moved, he moved violently.

As soon as he finished saying this, his man suddenly bounced up from the bed and threw himself out.

Not only did the man pounce out, but the quilt he was covering was also thrown out.

He spotted the red ants.

The red ant couldn't see his people at all, only a swarthy quilt rolled up towards him.

As soon as she turned around, thirty or forty pieces of colorful and various hidden weapons flew out, some fast and urgent, some collided with each other, and some whirled in the air.

Because her person is small, the secret weapon is also very small.

Because the hidden weapon is very small, the power of breaking the wind is particularly strong, and it is particularly difficult for others to dodge.

But she forgot one thing, quilts are not people.

The quilt can't be beaten.

Although her secret weapon is ingenious, although her technique is clever, it is useless at all.

I only listened to a series of sounds of "poof, poof, poof", and thirty or forty hidden weapons, all of which were hit on the quilt, and there was lard, duck fat, chicken fat, and sesame oil on the quilt.

This quilt is like it has been soaked in oil, soaked so slippery and tough, even if it is a strong bow and a hard crossbow, it may not be able to shoot through, let alone such a small hidden weapon?

When the red ant realized that he had been deceived, his figure swept backwards, and the quilt was already rolled up like a dark cloud.

The king could not move, and no one could have imagined that he could move so quickly.

The red ant had just smelled a strange greasy smell, and the whole person had been wrapped in a quilt.

If her person is taller, Wang Dong may not be able to wrap her in a quilt, but her person is too small, Wang Dong surrounded her two hands, and her whole person was wrapped in the middle like a dumpling.

Wang Dong's body still didn't stop, only listening to the sound of the wind behind him, the white ants had already flown over, no matter how fast Wang moved, it was not as fast as the white ants that could only fly.

In the blink of an eye, the white ants had caught up with him.

Wang Dong wanted the white ants to catch up with him, because he knew that he would never be able to catch up with the white ants.

When the white ants chased after him, his body suddenly stopped, and he turned around, and sent a roll of quilt in his hand over.

The quilt was rolled up in his wife, and of course the white ants couldn't help but catch it.

The quilt was twice as large and twice as heavy as his, and as soon as he reached out to catch it, his body immediately fell down. Wang Dong had already gone around his back and easily slapped his acupoint.

The white ant's little face was bruised, staring at him, and even his eyes seemed to bulge out.

Wang Dong didn't move anymore, and said with a faint smile: "You are unwilling to lose, aren't you? Because I don't use real kung fu." Tell you, if you use real kung fu, you won't be able to do it. I never really worked hard in a fight. ”

The white ants were so angry that they almost vomited blood.

Wang Dong really doesn't seem to have any real kung fu, and it's completely opportunistic.

But if you don't have a first-class real kung fu, how can you be so opportunistic? How can you get the time so accurately? How can you be so stable in your shot?

This is not only about having real kung fu on the hands and feet, but also about having real kung fu in the head.

The king couldn't move, and it was really amazing to move.

Looking at the golden ants over there, they have been forced by Guo Dalu's fist style to be so angry that they can't even breathe.

Yan Qi was circling around the silver ants.

Although the silver ant is larger, it is a hard kung fu, and once the kung fu is hard, the hands and feet are slow.

The more quickly Yan Qi turned, the slower he became.

Suddenly, Yan Qi took off the hat on his head and buttoned it on his head, the hat was big and his head was small, his entire head was covered, and he couldn't see anything.

As soon as Yan Qi stretched out his foot and stumbled, he fell, only to hear the sound of "bang", it turned out that he was wearing silver armor, and it was not easy to get up again once he fell.

He tried to grab the hat on his head, but the man was weighed down by something very heavy. It turned out that Yan Qi had already sat on him, and said with a smile: "This stool is not bad, but it's a pity that it's too small." ”

He couldn't even breathe, but when he was in a hurry, he was held in his stomach in one breath, and he didn't need Guo Dalu to do anything, he himself fainted, and the corners of his mouth foamed at the mouth.

Guo Dalu sighed and said, "It turns out that this person has sheep madness, it seems that I have found the wrong person." ”

Wang said: "I originally said that the white ants belong to you, but didn't you hear?"

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "You said yours, I looked for mine, I can't catch up with the white ant, but he will definitely chase you, so I picked this golden ant." In any case, I am always bigger than him, and my strength is naturally not less than his, and I can eat him with my strength. ”

Wang Dong also sighed and muttered, "I didn't expect you to pick up cheap." ”

Guo Dalu said: "I can't imagine that your quilt is so useful, if someone wants to learn to connect the hidden weapon in the future, I must persuade him to eat oily chicken in bed." ”

Wang said: "There is too little chicken fat, it is better to eat roast duck." ”

Yan Qi suddenly let out a long sigh and said, "What I didn't expect was that I would meet two people like you, probably because my bad luck was almost gone." ”

Guo Dalu smiled: "This is just because you are really a monster, not a braggart king." ”

Yan Qi said: "You are willing to help me, just because I am telling the truth?"

Guo Dalu said: "It's also because you can drink upside down." ”

Yan Qi also smiled and said, "If I hadn't seen you hanging upside down drinking, how could I have said that kind of thing?"

He suddenly sighed again and said, "Actually, I still have something to say, but I don't know if I should say it." ”

Wang Dong said, "Do you want to thank me?"

Yan Qi sighed: "I really don't know how to thank Fa for such a thing?"

Wang said, "If you really want to thank me, there is something you can do." ”

Yan Qi said: "What's the matter?"

Wang Dong said: "Carry me back to the bed, I am too lazy to move." ”