Chapter 458: Why Do Monks Trouble Nuns (Part I)
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The second floor of the Scripture Pavilion suddenly became a dead silence, and they were all stupid by a shocking swear word.
The elders of the Precept Academy, all of them are great virtuous monks, not to mention that in the world, even if it is regarded as the Temple of Mercy and Grace, it is also the Buddha of ten thousand families in the minds of many disciples.
Who would have thought that there would be a little monk in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion who openly made a big fuss at the senior brother of the Discipline Academy, ridiculing the elders as perverts who like to peep at naked nuns?!
Monk Jianyu's face changed suddenly, and the cold light shimmered and looked at Diao Xiaosi and said, "Which temple are you a monk in?"
Until this time, he was only an ordinary little monk who came to the Empty Se Nunnery Zangjing Pavilion to borrow books to read.
Hui'an Nun woke up like a dream, and her fingers screamed: "This little monk, he has been hiding in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion for many days, and his origin is very suspicious!"
Diao Xiaosi smiled and said: "This old nun, don't use the salty pig who accidentally got chicken feet and crazy fingers to point at me with a handsome face, which is handsome and awe-inspiring, very low-key and deeply hidden, and don't use your mouth that spits up and down, convex and backward, full of wild and retro style, and sprays the thundershowers on my face." β
He had been watching the fire from the other side for a long time just now, and he didn't want to meddle with rats.
In any case, the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, he is on other people's acres and three-points of land, and he has the ability to teach the old nun in the clothes to ban seven or eight out of ten, and the fool will cause trouble, lest others not know that Diao Xiaosi came to the Temple of Mercy and Grace.
Helplessly, some people like to play with a big knife in front of Guan Gong, and they are more obscene than Diao Xiaosixuan's shamelessness - a bald nun with a bull's eye and a flat-nosed catfish mouth, how shameless can she dare to explode Ju Laozi?
Hui'an Nun is obviously far less flexible than the thickness of her face, her lips opened a few times, and she pointed at Diao Xiaosi so angry that she couldn't say a word when her chest was about to explode.
In fact, this little thing is not a big deal, but there are always a handful of ill-intentioned people who fanned the flames everywhere in order to destroy the hard-won stability and unity of our temple, and to achieve the ulterior motive of fishing in troubled waters and counterattacking. β
Diao Xiaosi was defeated when he saw her three or two sentences, and couldn't help but say proudly: "Deal with this kind of person, according to the old ...... But for the sake of the same family, we have to give Senior Sister Hui'an a chance to reform herself, although she has thousands of ravines and leaks in all directions, and she looks a little inhuman. But ugliness doesn't mean everything, and rotten vegetable peels also have spring......"
He has been locked up in the scripture pavilion by the old nun in the clothes these days, and he can't say three words to people at the end of the day, and he can't talk about his grievances with the senior brother, so he is really suffocated. Now that he finally had the opportunity to break out, he suddenly forgot his situation with a mouth open, and he was like the water of the Yellow River gushing endlessly, scolding the monks and nuns in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion who were stunned.
"Duh!" The foolish monk couldn't bear it anymore, and he exhaled and shouted: "This junior brother, have you said enough?"
Before she could react, the sound of "buzzing" in her mind was like a thunderclap exploding, and she was dizzy and weak, and she almost collapsed to the ground, all of whom were secretly shocked by the strong and fierce skills of the foolish monk.
Only under the windowsill, not only did Diao Xiaosi have nothing to do, but even the fat cat lying next to him was also like a vegetarian, and he didn't raise his eyelids and still snored and dozed off for days.
I saw Diao Xiaosi smile, consciously scolded very sharply, let out a big breath of stuffiness in his chest, and said: "Great monk, there is reason not to have a high voice, I am busy reading books and have no time to play with you." In my opinion, forget about it, they are all little nuns who have no rules and regulations, they have to be forgiving and forgiving, and the Buddha also pays attention to compassion. β
"Forget it, you're right!" Hui An came back to her senses and screamed, "I'm going to tear your stinky mouth apart today!"
She relied on the two masters of the Discipline Academy to support herself, and she didn't take the same disciples and sisters of Kongsean in her eyes, and her five fingers were pinched into claws and shook her body and fell into Diao Xiaosi's face.
The fat cat beside Diao Xiaosi, who had been napping, suddenly opened his eyes, and his black body shot out as fast as lightning.
Everyone only saw a flower in front of them, and their ears heard a hysterical scream from Hui'an Nun, covering her face with her hands and rolling on the ground in pain, red blood gushing out from between her fingers and flowing all over the ground, and the cheeks on both sides were torn apart by the sharp claws of the senior brother, and the skin and flesh rolled to reveal white bones, and the situation was terrible.
Looking at the fat cat still looking immovable, lazily lying on the floor, yawning slowly, his paws full of blood.
Whether it was Jianyu, Jiancong, the two monks, or the nuns of the Kongse Nunnery, they were all shocked, and none of them even could understand how the black cat hurt the nuns of Hui'an!
You must know that although the cultivation of the nun of Hui'an is not outstanding among the second-generation disciples of Kongsean, she is also a first-class master of the Zhizhi realm. Even if the Foolish Monk makes a move, it will take ten rounds to take the lead.
And Hui Zhi and others often come to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion to borrow books and copy scriptures on weekdays, and I don't know how many times they have seen this fat cat. Just think it's a mouse-trapping house cat in the nunnery, and never think much about it elsewhere.
Diao Xiaosi saw that he didn't have to take action himself, and the senior brother tore his face in one move and couldn't help but frown, and said: "Senior Sister Hui'an, I just said: everyone is a monk, why should monks be embarrassed by nuns, it's better to forget itβbut you don't want to, you have to try the taste of a thousand cuts, but teach me how to bear it in my heart?"
Poor Hui'an Nun covered her face and rolled on the ground in pain, unable to speak at all except for the miserable wail.
Monk Jiancong sonorously took out the ring knife on his waist "Yu Yue" as if facing the protection of the enemy, his eyes were shining brightly, and he did not leave the senior brother for a moment: "Evil obstacles, you dare to hurt my fellow disciples in broad daylight, the poor monk wants to take you back to the precept institute to verify your identity, and hand it over to the elders for interrogation!"
As he spoke, the yellow monk's robe swelled without wind and made a "pop" like a thunderbolt-like explosion, and a cloud of invisible Gang Gang swirled and accumulated around his body like a sharp edge, pressing towards Diao Xiaosi step by step.
Diao Xiaosi looked at Monk Jianyu innocently and said, "I didn't do anything-"
Monk Jiancong was stunned, and felt more and more unfathomable that Diao Xiaosi was unfathomable, but he was also annoyed that this little monk was so big, and in the face of his aggressive momentum and oppression, he actually sat on the ground like a rock, is there anything more humiliating than this?
His steps became slower and heavier, slowly raising his momentum to fullness, and he slashed forward with a sudden sword.
"Hmm-" The sword light was like a wave of snow flooding so that people couldn't open it, and the sound of "Boom" breaking through the sky was endless, and he actually showed his most proud killing move as soon as he got started.
Behind Monk Jiancong, Monk Jianyu took two steps forward with a cyan monk's stick in his hand and swept the formation for his junior brother. As long as the fat cat beside Diao Xiaosi made a slight movement, his stick would burst out like a storm.
Sure enough, the fat cat moved. Unfortunately, he only guessed the beginning of the story, but failed to guess the ending.
"Whoosh!" Xiao Sleepy was like a black lightning bolt breaking into the surging snow waves, scratching Monk Jiancong's left ankle fiercely!
Monk Jiancong snorted, and the "Wanliu Buddha Gang" accumulated around his body was like paper paste, completely unable to resist the blow of the senior brother's claws, and he felt that the entire left leg was piercing as if it was about to break, and he couldn't care about attacking the enemy in shock, and retreated sharply after turning in the volley.
The "Buddha Gate Lixue" he just performed was originally the essence of the "Dragon Leaf Twenty-four Blades", which can be said to be both offensive and impermeable. However, the fat cat's movements are too fast, just like the sturdy fence can't block the penetration of the water, and the chosen angle of attack is very tricky.
Diao Xiaosi's eyebrows danced loudly and cheered loudly: "Senior brother is mighty, I've been a little inconvenient in the past two days, please leave it to you!"
Thinking about the three demons led by the toad in turn, they were all defeated under the cat's claws of the senior brother without any suspense, and the two monks of the Discipline Academy, whose cultivation was inferior to that of the Jianyong monk back then, were simply not even cat food.
"Woo-" Monk Jianyu and Monk Jiancong, who had retreated in a hurry, staggered through the air, and the monk stick attacked.
The speed of the senior brother had obviously reached its peak, but at the moment when the stick of the monk of Jianyu fell, it suddenly increased incredibly, like a night wind blowing through the dense forest and swirling around the monk's stick!
Monk Jianyu was taken aback, if he couldn't guess what Senior Brother wanted to do now, it would be a waste of time for so many years.
He did not hesitate to spread out his left hand holding the stick, and his five fingers burst out like a stone tablet falling down.
On the side, the nun of Huizhi exclaimed: "This is the big stele hand......"
"Meow!" The senior brother's black hair suddenly exploded, and his body curled up into a ball of "crackling" lightning splashed, like a stone that slammed into the big stele of the foolish monk.
The foolish monk staggered back with a scream, the left half of his body was charred as carbon with a strange electric light, and the flesh and blood of one left hand were blurred and almost useless, and sticky red and black filth was dripping down.
"Let's go!" Monk Jiancong saw that the situation was not good, and grabbed Monk Jianyu's arm, leaving behind the Hui'an nun who was crying out in pain, and rushed down to the second floor.
The senior brother turned over and landed steadily in the air, licked the cat's paws with his tongue and washed his face, the cat's eyes looked around proudly, and there was a sense of loneliness and loneliness in the heights.
Diao Xiaosi slapped his face vigorously, and almost went up directly to slap the fat cat's buttocks. The two monks Jian Yu and Jian Cong returned with a feather, and the Discipline Academy will definitely not give up, since it is inconvenient for him to make a move, he is even more reluctant to reveal his identity, and he will naturally have to work hard in the future.
However, he slapped all the red, but he couldn't wait for a response from a nun, but looked at the fat cat on the ground with pale faces and trembling lips, and couldn't help but be stunned, and stopped his hand and said, "Why are you looking at it like this?"
"This little junior brother, you have caused a big disaster. Hui Zhi hurriedly said: "While the elders of the Discipline Academy have not arrived, you can run away, don't let them catch you." β
The youngest nun was so frightened that she cried out and said, "No, if they escape, the Discipline House will surely anger us." β
Diao Xiaosi said disapprerovingly: "Little nun, you are too bold, how to promote Buddhism in the future, purify sentient beings and fight with sluts." Besides, I'm also a person with a master, and she hasn't gone out yet, so you don't have to be afraid!"
As he spoke, the bad water in his stomach began to bubble out, thinking about how to trick the old nun in the cloth to take action in person, and perform a battle between monks and nuns in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, it is best to give himself a chance to fish in troubled waters and successfully escape from prison.